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    Ground and Pound
    Ground and Pound
    Ground and Pound
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    Ground and Pound

    By Joe Canzano

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    Two of the world’s best UFC fighters are two of the world’s best friends – until the day they decide to fight for a world championship, and the spirit of a sexy dead ex shows up to change the game.

    Ground and Pound is a rip-roaring story about love and sex and the UFC. It’ll knock you out.

    *** This story contains profanity and adult situations!***

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJoe Canzano
    Release dateAug 4, 2015
    ISBN9780990636540
    Ground and Pound
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    Joe Canzano

    Joe Canzano is a writer and musician from New Jersey, U.S.A. His short stories have appeared in a half-dozen literary journals, as well as in the Akashic Books online series, "Mondays are Murder." He writes comic fantasy and science fiction, and he's published four novels: Magno Girl, Sex Hell, Suzy Spitifre Kills Everybody, and Suzy Spitifre and the Snake Eyes of Venus.For more information, please visit his web site at www.happyjoe.net.

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      Ground and Pound - Joe Canzano

      GROUND AND POUND

      Joe Canzano

      Smashwords Edition

      www.happyjoe.net

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

      Ground and Pound, © 2015 Joe Canzano

      ISBN: 978-0-9906365-4-0

      Happy Joe Control books may be purchased for educational, business, or promotional use. For contact information visit Happy Joe Control at www.happyjoe.net.

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you're reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to your favorite book retailer and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Contents

      Cover

      Title Page

      Copyright

      1- A Special Spirit

      2 - Practice Punches

      3 - Show Time

      About The Author

      Other Books By Joe Canzano

      1- A Special Spirit

      So Manny thinks he can take me? Maybe if he gets me on the mat. No one does the ground and pound like that crazy hombre Manuel Rafael Ortega. Christ, it’s like grappling with a fridge full of refried beans. But then again, no one defends takedowns like me, Kenny The Cobra Duke. I know how to spread myself and sprawl, baby. The problem is Manny’s

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