A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve - Episode 1: Maloofed: A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve, #1
By Donald Rump
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When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he's a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending him on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit.
A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author's note, is approximately 3,150 words.
WARNING
This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There's sex involved—not with farts, because you can't have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there's a Pakistani meat stick that's mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone's favorite fart, Steve.
Even if you are some perverted old fool, don't read it to your kids. You don't want to have to explain where our arch villainess' mouth has been.
And don't say that I didn't warn you!
Donald Rump
When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)
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