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    Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!: Scots Grandchildren on their Grannies
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    Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!: Scots Grandchildren on their Grannies
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    Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!: Scots Grandchildren on their Grannies

    By Allan Morrison

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    A unique collection of sayings which reveal the true relationship between Scottish grandchildren and their Grannies. From the affectionate to the plain daft, this compilation by bestselling author Allan Morrison is sure to tickle the funny bones of Scots of all ages at home and abroad. Granny trying to get wee Susan, aged five, to improve her counting: "And what comes after six, dear?" "The Scottish news, granny!"
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNeil Wilson Publishing
    Release dateFeb 21, 2013
    ISBN9781906000509
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    Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!: Scots Grandchildren on their Grannies
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    Allan Morrison

    Allan Morrison is a prolific author whose previous books include Goanae No Dae That, Last Tram Tae Auchenshuggle, Haud ma Chips Ah’ve Drapped the Wean, Naw First Minister, Haud that Bus and Should’ve Gone Tae Specsavers, Ref! His media appearances include The One Show, The Riverside Show, Out of Doors and Good Morning Scotland. He is involved in charity work and after-dinner speaking, and is a member of his local Rotary club. Allan enjoys hill-walking, sport and travel, and is a keen football supporter. He and his wife live in the west of Scotland, and he is the proud grandfather of four grandchildren.

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