035 - It's Really Muslim to be Poly

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035 - It's Really Muslim to be Poly

From#GoodMuslimBadMuslim

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43 minutes

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Nov 28, 2017

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The one where Taz ponders the origins of patchouli and Zahra imagines what a true Jihad Barbie looks like.

Released:

Nov 28, 2017

Format:

Podcast episode

Titles in the series (65)

A monthly podcast featuring Tanzila "Taz" Ahmed and Zahra Noorbakhsh about the good and the bad of the American Muslim female experience. But you know, satirically & disturbingly hilarious. #GoodMuslimBadMuslim

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004 - LIVE From Pomona College: The one where Zahra's sexy jokes get her uninvited from a country and Taz is hit on by thirsty guy--or maybe he was just literally thirsty. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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We Tell Everything to John Fugelsang: Back in May, Zahra and Taz had an awesome time getting interviewed by John Fugelsang and Frank Conniff for the SirusXM show Tell Me Everything. We weren't able to share the link - so instead, we're going to share the audio directly! Listen to the audio... by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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002 - Valentine's Day is Haram: The one where Zahra gets proposed to while Taz is in the bathroom. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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007 - Zahra and Taz Take On New York - LIVE: The one where Taz and Zahra meet up in the Big Apple: Zahra becomes an Iranian foreign policy expert because of a joke and Taz declares war on bacon flavored seaweed. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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003 - No Muslim is Safe: The one where Taz gets hit on by a pickup artist and Zahra self-diagnoses as Muslim Crazy. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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008 - Let's Talk About Sex...Ed: The one where Taz gets her sex education through Barbie dolls and Zahra sends an angry letter full of #MuslimRage & #MuslimCrazy to the internet. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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006 - Ramadan of Stank Breath (with guest Saqib Keval): The one where Taz is mistaken for a Reality TV Star, Zahra refuses to claim she's pregnant, and special guest Saqib gets free KFC. They all skip PE. Ramadan Mubarak! by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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039 - Jetset Problems: The one where Taz pranks some thieves and Zahra discovers surf rock. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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Code Switching Muslim w/ Arun Rath: Wow, what an incredible month - we are super excited to have been invited to the All Things Considered Weekend Edition with Arun Rath. We had a great conversation which you can listen to at the audio below and be sure to read the article too (excerp... by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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001 - How Muslim Are You?: The one where Taz and Zahra discuss who is the good Muslim and who is the bad Muslim. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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027 - LIVE from Minneapolis: The one where Taz teaches the world the miracles of the "twig brush", Zahra declares the Irish prime minister Muslim, and they both plan a trip to Hawaii with the hot dudes of Kurdish Gents Club. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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012 - Muslim Christmas: The one where Zahra asks Santa Khomeini for presents, Taz explains the origins of the evil Empire, and they cast Muslim Star Wars. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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011 - Condemning Condemnation: The one where Zahra uses her telepathic powers and Taz finds out the Statue of Liberty is Muslim. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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018 - LIVE from Oakland's Islamic Cultural Center: The one where Zahra creates a Sharia ring tone and Taz shares her phobia of secret passages. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
49 min listen
017 - LIVE from the White House: The one where Taz receives a Champion of Change in Art and Storytelling from the White House and brings Zahra with her to creep sharia, LIVE from the White House. Bonus: We spoke with Muslim staffers in the White House about what it's like to wor... by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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014 - Let's Talk About Sex...with Jinns: The one where Taz is scarred from learning about Jinns in a man's urethra, Zahra eats her way through an edible burka, and both get into a Hijarbie vs Jihottie pillow fight. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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022 - Election Watch and Other Scary Things: The one where Taz is on the front lines of being a nasty woman and Zahra asks why she can't have a lightsaber. Both want you to go vote! by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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025 - Large Groups of Angry People: The one where Zahra self-cares with popcorn and cheese and Taz explains that bacon is not Kryptonite. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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026 - LIVE from Wharton: The one where Taz wins big money from an Aladdin slot machine, Zahra makes her husband test a Japanese toilet, and both pitch their business ideas to the business students of Wharton. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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010 - Muslim-ish: The one where Taz tries dating a White guy and Dartmouth's Millennial Muslims dare Zahra to prove her pepperoni-eating habits. Both women decide that they are smarter than neurosurgeon Ben Carson. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
44 min listen
013 - LIVE from University of Michigan: The one where Zahra & Taz celebrate their anniversary in Michigan. Zahra discovers Sharia creeping into the GOP and Taz uncovers the Muslimification of her exes. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
57 min listen
016 - Wudu On, Wax Off: The one where Zahra's mother waxes and oils Zahra's husband at their first meeting, while Taz wonders how Zayn Malik manscapes. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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019 - Secrets & Safety: The one where Zahra discovers the true meaning of Fatwa, Taz gets the Hiba-jabis for being late, and both decide the world needs more gay pride. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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032 - LIVE from Shangri La in Honolulu: The one where Taz flirts over plastic grapes and Zahra meets her own hot doctor. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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020 - Muslim Muslims at The Comedy Comedy Festival: The one where Taz never learns to swim because she didn't have a burqini and Zahra discovers racism in an easter egg. Both share their Muslim Appreciation month gift registries. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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021 - Muslim Garb-ish: The one where Taz “reaches out” to NFL quarterbacks to convert them to social activism and Zahra makes Golden Retrievers cry. Both realize they forgot to wear their Muslim Garb. Also, Taz is single. by #GoodMuslimBadMuslim
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035 - It's Really Muslim to be Poly

035 - It's Really Muslim to be Poly

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