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    Alien Abduction for Santa: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans, #5
    Alien Abduction for Santa: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans, #5
    Alien Abduction for Santa: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans, #5
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    Alien Abduction for Santa: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans, #5

    By Skye MacKinnon

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    Santa is going to stuff their stockings…

    Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen.

    After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's most famous man, a guy with a white beard and red coat. He may be old but he's ho-ho-hot and his bells still jingle!

    Now if only the sisters knew what to do about the reindeer in the cargo bay...

    A steamy standalone Christmas story set in the Starlight Universe. If you want a hilarious book involving insatiable alien twin sisters and a Santa with a very large candy cane, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPeryton Press
    Release dateJul 1, 2021
    ISBN9781393265702
    Alien Abduction for Santa: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans, #5
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    Skye MacKinnon

    Skye MacKinnon is a USA Today & International Bestselling Author whose books are filled with strong heroines who don't have to choose. She embraces her Scottishness with fantastical Scottish settings and a dash of mythology, no matter if she's writing about Celtic gods, cat shifters, or the streets of Edinburgh. When she's not typing away at her favourite cafe, Skye loves dried mango, as much exotic tea as she can squeeze into her cupboards, and being covered in pet hair by her bunny diva and cat princess.

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      Book preview

      Alien Abduction for Santa - Skye MacKinnon

      Alien Abduction for Santa

      ALIEN ABDUCTION FOR SANTA

      THE INTERGALACTIC GUIDE TO HUMANS

      SKYE MACKINNON

      Peryton Press

      ‘Alien Abduction for Santa’ Copyright 2020 Skye MacKinnon

      Previously published as ‘Alien Abduction for Beginners - Christmas Assignment’.

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, places, characters and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, organisations, events or locales is entirely coincidental.

      Cover by Peryton Covers.

      Published by Peryton Press.

      skyemackinnon.com

      CONTENTS

      Lesson 1: How to find a moving target

      Lesson 2: How to abduct an unwilling male

      Lesson 3: Probing a very willing human

      Lesson 4: Becoming familiar with your abductee

      Lesson 5: Dealing with stowaways

      Final grades

      Could you abduct a human?

      The Intergalactic Guide to Humans

      About the Author

      The Starlight Universe

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      Santa is going to stuff their stockings…

      Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen.

      After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's most famous man, a guy with a white beard and red coat. He may be old but he's ho-ho-hot and his bells still jingle!

      Now if only the sisters knew what to do about the reindeer in the cargo bay...

      Lesson 1

      A-VAY

      My skin flashes bright green as I stare at the man on the screen. 

      It's him! my sister cheers, her colouring changing just as rapidly as my own. Finally.

      We've been looking for him for over a week, but now our scanners have finally found him. Our future mate. 

      I take him in, all six feet of humanness. I don't want to be called speciesist, but humans are one of the sexiest aliens out there. Karangi may come close, although I think their reputation for beauty is exaggerated. This male, however, is truly stunning. His long red coat highlights his white hair and beard. His coal-black eyes are hidden beneath bushy grey eyebrows that almost seem like tiny lifeforms clinging to his face. His nose is strong with wide nostrils begging to be touched. He'll be a pleasure to kunik with. 

      He's surprisingly tall for a human, although he'd barely reach my chin. And soon he will. I'll have him pressed against my chest...

      A-Vay, focus, my sister

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