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    I'm in Heaven

    By Terry Ravenscroft

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    Norman Smith hasn't had a very good life, what with his crotchety old semi-invalid mother to look after. When she dies Norman looks forward to a happier life but instead of things getting better for him they immediately get decidedly worse when he contracts terminal bowel cancer. He hasn't even got heaven to look forward to as like most people nowadays he doesn't believe in the hereafter. Subsequently he dies on the operating table….and wakes up in heaven. However the heaven depicted in 'I'm in Heaven' is far from being most people's vision of heaven - all sweetness and light and lazing about on a white cloud with angels playing harps - but something far, far different. For one thing the Beatles are there; all of them, not just John and George. And Sir Michael Caine is there too. And Robert de Niro. And a few Jehovah's Witnesses, none of whom like heaven one little bit and can't wait to be reincarnated back on Earth.Terry Ravenscroft's I'm in Heaven will not only make you re-examine your beliefs but also give you a little hope for an existence beyond the grave. There's a fair chance it will make you laugh too.

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    PublisherTerryrazz
    Release dateJan 28, 2022
    ISBN9781980847434
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    I'm in Heaven
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    Terry Ravenscroft

    The day after Terry Ravenscroft threw in his mundane factory job to become a television comedy scriptwriter he was involved in a car accident which left him unable to turn his head. Since then he has never looked back. Before they took him away he wrote scripts for Les Dawson, The Two Ronnies, Morecambe and Wise, Alas Smith and Jones, Not the Nine O'Clock News, Ken Dodd, Roy Hudd, and several others. He also wrote the award-winning BBC radio series Star Terk Two. He now writes humorous books, 20 thus far with no signs of letting up. Three of them, Stairlift to Heaven, Dear Coca-Cola and Dear Air 2000 were in the top ten of the Kindle Best Sellers list at the same time. His latest novel is Serial Killer, his latest non-fiction book is the autobiographical Stairlift to Heaven 4 - Still Hanging On. Born in New Mills, Derbyshire, England in 1938, he still lives there with his girlfriend, Divine Bottom (in his dreams).

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