Pundemonium Vol. 3
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This book's author, James E. Larson, believes puns are an example of intelligent humor. At first, the reader is trying to figure out the juxtaposition of two different words that may sound identical but have two different meanings, and/or then they are looking up the different meanings of the words to obtain their exact definitions. Ei
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Pundemonium Vol. 3 - James E. Larson
Chapter One
A woman discovered seeds in her orange drink she got from a can that was from an orange drink factory. She didn't like that and sued the factory. In court, a lawyer for the factory started yelling at her on the stand and the judge did not like that. Therefore, in the end, because of the seeds in the drink, the judge also issued a restraining order to the owner of the factory.
In a trial, the case was about a writer who was hired without a contract to write a musical poem for a singer. The poem was written and delivered but the singer did not pay for it. The jury found the money for the poem was ode to the writer.
In France, a carpenter built a staircase for a client. The staircase had a missing step and the client fell down because of it and broke his leg. In America, that case would result in a major lawsuit. In France, that incident of a missing step was just a faux pas.
A cowboy was always bragging about the metal object attached to the heel of his cowboy boots. He said they were solid gold. A claim that everyone around him thought was spurious.
John and Kate were dating, however, they came to a fork in the road and decided to split up. Kate was having a hard time saying goodbye, so John thought it was time to step in and say bifurcate.
In the Himalayas, in Asia, I heard the Abominable Snowman and Sasquatch agreed to be in a race to see who was the fastest. The Abominable Snowman had a sore ankle and Yeti still won.
An arrogant electrician who was less than 5’ tall, thought he knew