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    You Had Me at Goodbye
    You Had Me at Goodbye
    You Had Me at Goodbye
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    You Had Me at Goodbye

    By Mellanie Szereto

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    Previously published in Never Too Busy, a seasoned romance anthology.

    Hair restoration specialist Dr. Ellis Campbell never dreams she'll become a viral sensation when a constrictor lands in her lap during morning rush hour, but publicity is good for her business, right? Unfortunately, snake wrangler draws the wrong kind of attention on the dating profile her brother created for her, and why does the man who heaved the reptile into her car repeatedly show up in her life and as a match?

    The similarities between happily bald geologist John Walton and Indiana Jones end with their shared phobia. The creature slithering across his passenger seat during a traffic jam triggered John's worst fear. Swiping left on the woman he accidentally threw the snake at seems wise, so why do their paths cross over and over?

    The third time's the charm when Ellis and John are trapped together in a collapsing building and their chemistry distracts them from danger. Will their connection last once they're back in the real world, especially when she offers to fix the baldness he doesn't see as a problem?

    This standalone romcom features Ellis (42) and John (39), a hilarious meet-cute, and a happily-ever-after that's sure to make you smile!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAmatoria Press
    Release dateMar 4, 2023
    ISBN9781942522423
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      You Had Me at Goodbye - Mellanie Szereto

      CHAPTER 1

      No, Mom, I don’t have a date for Dad’s retirement party. Ellis Campbell flipped on her turn signal for the third time and zipped her Miata into the negligible space between a massive SUV with blackout windows and a mud-spattered pickup that had seen better days. Of all the times to have to dodge her mother’s let-me-fix-you-up-with-the-man-I-met interference, stuck in morning rush hour was one of the worst. It also served as a frustrating reminder of how few eligible men were interested in career-focused women.

      I met this very nice man at the library yester—

      A horn blared behind her, and Ellis raised her arm and waved instead of letting her frustration with parental matchmaking and bumper-to-bumper traffic into Cleveland spoil her mood. A smile made more friends than a middle finger. Besides, no rude driver got to ruin her first top-down morning commute of the season. Mom, I’m begging you. Please stop trying to find Mr. Right for me. When I meet him, I’ll know.

      The long-suffering sigh coming through the speakers sparked a tiny flash of guilt. I just want you to be happy, Ellis honey. You work so hard and deserve to have it all. The career, the loving husband, a family. I guess that means you don’t want to hear about a new dating app I saw on the news this morning. It’s for professionals over thirty who’re busy with their careers and don’t have time to meet people. I think it’s called Always Busy or something like that. Their success rate is over eighty-five percent and the matching process is topnotch. But if you’re not interested…

      The option of hearing about the app clearly hadn’t been optional, and the over-thirty requirement probably put a never-been-married-or-engaged forty-two-year-old woman in a category made up of mostly divorcées, parents of teenagers, and silver singles. I’ll check it out on my lunch break today. Gotta go, Mom. I’m almost at work. Tell Dad I said hi. Talk to you later.

      Thankfully, the driver of the muddy pickup behind her waited until she’d ended the call to honk at her again, but the noise sent her pulse catapulting into next week.

      That’s what I get for fibbing to my mother. Lay off your horn already!

      In spite of the impatient horn-blower riding her bumper, she shifted into neutral and engaged the parking brake. Moving forward six inches wouldn’t get either of them where they needed to go any faster. A police cruiser whizzed by her on the shoulder of the highway as she sucked up a mouthful of the spinach-mango-banana smoothie she’d made for breakfast. Another set of flashing lights approached as she opened her email on her phone.

      Delete, delete, delete. She paused at the next message in her junk mail. Never Too Busy? Is that the app Mom was talking about?

      A third honk brought her attention back to the road. The SUV’s backend still blocked her view of the road in the front, so why the hell did the pickup’s driver keep blowing his horn every other minute?

      Morning sun reflected off its windshield, preventing her from seeing the person doing their best to annoy her. An arm suddenly shot out of the driver’s side window and a thick black rope flew straight at her. It sprouted eyes, a mouth, and a tail before it bounced off her steering wheel and plopped onto her lap.

      A scream escaped and a heart attack seemed imminent, but she grabbed for the stunned reptile’s head. For all her brothers’ teasing and taunting with wild critters during their childhood, they’d never thrown one at her.

      Don’t panic. It’s only a snake. It’s probably more freaked out than you are. Breathe. And think.

      Calling on the calm from her early morning yoga session, she unbuckled her seatbelt and pushed open her door, the six-foot-at-least black snake coiling and uncoiling against her bare arm.

      Oh god, no squeezing please.

      Its glossy scales glided over her skin, the smooth texture sending a riot of shivers up her spine. The poor thing obviously wasn’t any happier than she was with the situation. It was also heavier than she would’ve expected—well over the three-pound weights that had come with her exercise bike.

      She slowly exhaled, hauled herself to her strappy high heels on the pavement, and marched to the truck. Several screeches and shouts accompanied her, assuring her she had a rapt audience, including the wide-eyed man staring at her through his now-closed window. You seem to have misplaced your snake. Open up and I’ll return it to you.

      His frown deepened between his moustache and chinstrap beard. Then he vigorously shook his bald head back and forth. His mouth moved, but the glass muffled the sound. Not mine.

      It isn’t mine, either, but it ended up in my lap somehow. Have a nice day. After aiming a forced smile at him, she carried her catch to the edge of the road and released it into the grass. There you go, my friend. Safe and sound.

      As it slithered away, she turned toward her car, applause and laughter greeting her from several nearby vehicles. Fairly certain the rescue had been captured for all the world to see on social media, she curtsied and offered a genuine smile. Maybe the snake thrower would learn something about being nicer to people and animals, and a little free publicity couldn’t hurt her business if someone recognized her.

      The SUV in front of her inched forward when she climbed into the driver’s seat. By the time she rubbed in a squirt of hand sanitizer, buckled up, and released the parking brake, traffic began a steady crawl toward her exit. How was that for good karma?

      Ten minutes later, she pulled into her designated parking spot and set to work closing the convertible top.

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