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    Cupid Gone Weird
    Cupid Gone Weird
    Cupid Gone Weird
    Ebook24 pages32 minutes

    Cupid Gone Weird

    By Stephanie Burke

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    Cupid only wants a little revenge on Chris Cringle, master of North Pole Industries and the bane of the Holidays’ existence. When he cracks open a bottle of stolen wassail, will one spilled drop give him everything he ever desired, or will it be a tool for Chris to gain more control over the wayward Cupid? No one can really tell what will happen when Cupid Goes Weird.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChangeling Press
    Release dateJan 28, 2023
    ISBN9780619601997
    Cupid Gone Weird

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      Cupid Gone Weird - Stephanie Burke

      Chapter One

      Fuck Chris and his holiday wassail. Cupid, otherwise known as Valentine, sneered down into the cup he held.

      Usually Guy Fawkes was with him, but the timid Holiday had balked at breaking into Chris’s stash of holiday cheer, nearly fainting at the idea of doing something so rebellious. So now Valentine was left alone with a bottle. There was nothing worse than a depressed deity of love -- drunk off his ass.

      But he was Valentine -- a rebel! Yeah, he was topical and exciting and dangerous. There was nothing stopping him from getting a little revenge on fucking Santa Claus. Even as small as this act of thievery and drunkenness was, it filled him with the energy of defiance.

      Who the fuck cared if he was watching? With his little geisha ninja and their pack of pinstriped hyenas, Chris Cringle had become the bane of Valentine’s existence. He would love to see the man deposed and kicked out of North Pole Industries, but no one possessed enough power to do that. The other Holidays’ base of worshipers dwindled more and more every year as Chris’s power base seemed to have

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