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    Immortal Woes (Fractured Fairies, The Beginning)
    Immortal Woes (Fractured Fairies, The Beginning)
    Immortal Woes (Fractured Fairies, The Beginning)
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    Immortal Woes (Fractured Fairies, The Beginning)

    By Alexa Grave

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    A grumpy sea nymph, a mopey giant, and two nitwit fairies...

    Nothing like having a suicidal not-so-giant giant as a best friend. Unless you also have a couple of drunken fairy pests tormenting him about his small stature.

    Grinka's the lucky sea nymph who has both. Between comforting her friend and stopping the lewd fairies from taunting him with a death powder, her temper gets the best of her.

    And when it does, things explode.

    Second Edition – Revised and expanded!

    Trigger Warning: Suicide mentioned, albeit concerning immortals only.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAlexa Grave
    Release dateJul 12, 2023
    ISBN9798215777749
    Immortal Woes (Fractured Fairies, The Beginning)
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    Alexa Grave

    Alexa Grave loves to tell stories -- it just so happens her characters occasionally take her on an unexpected ride. Most of what she writes is dark fantasy, but she also likes to weave humor and romance into her fantasy as well.

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      Immortal Woes (Fractured Fairies, The Beginning) - Alexa Grave

      Immortal Woes

      IMMORTAL WOES

      FRACTURED FAIRIES

      ALEXA GRAVE

      HAUNTED UNICORN PUBLISHING

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      A grumpy sea nymph, a mopey giant, and two nitwit fairies...

      Nothing like having a suicidal not-so-giant giant as a best friend. Unless you also have a couple of drunken fairy pests tormenting him about his small stature.

      Grinka's the lucky sea nymph who has both. Between comforting her friend and stopping the lewd fairies from taunting him with a death powder, her temper gets the best of her.

      And when it does, things explode.

      IMMORTAL WOES

      Copyright © 2015, 2023 by Alexa Grave

      Second Edition July 2023

      Cover Art Purple Fairy by algolonline / Splatters by yellowpixel

      Cover Design and Formatting by Haunted Unicorn Publishing

      All rights reserved.

      No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except as permitted by U.S. copyright law. For permission requests, contact Haunted Unicorn Publishing at haunted@hauntedunicorn.com.

      This story is a work of fiction. All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places,

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