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    Insults Anywhere Presents God's Own Dirty Joke Book
    Insults Anywhere Presents God's Own Dirty Joke Book
    Insults Anywhere Presents God's Own Dirty Joke Book
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    Insults Anywhere Presents God's Own Dirty Joke Book

    By Franklin Yantz

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    The jokes in this book are for the truly sick individuals among us. If you don't feel like reading the worst humor that god and humanity has to offer and laugh at it then don't read this book. Put this next to your bible and spread the alternative word! Share this with your congregation and you'll find yourself shunned faster then you can say "excommunicated"!

    Here at Insults Everywhere we think we found the lost dead sea scroll your mother warned you about. Our translator have spent countless hours transcribing over 525 pages of ancient scrolls! We feel you'll gain new insight and knowledge about what a sick and twisted imagination humanity has. You'll never be with out a conversation stopper again!

    "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEmpire
    Release dateMay 20, 2012
    ISBN9781476019482
    Insults Anywhere Presents God's Own Dirty Joke Book
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    Franklin Yantz

    Franklin Yantz (1980 - Present)is the founder of Insults Anywhere Labs, the premiere joke R & D department in the continuous United States. Founded in 2001, after discovering that the Y2K bug hadn't destroyed the world and caused radioactive alien cockroaches to take over the Earth, Insults Anywhere made the reintroduction of bad taste jokes and one liners it's primary focus. Today, Mr. Yantz and his team of crack researchers are using their newest discovery called "internet" to "digitally" share their life's work with anyone who feels they want to become popular possibly in all the wrong ways. Our motto is: "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

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