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The Cow: A Funny Essay From The Indian UPSC Exams!

The student's essay provides an unusual description of cows in 3 rambling paragraphs. It notes cows are female, sacred to Hindus, and useful for milk which can be made into butter, ghee, and other products. It mentions cows are slow moving but their motion helps plants. Their only weapon is horns, used to defend themselves and their calves. Their tails are used to swat flies. Their soft footpads allow them to walk on grass without crushing it.

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The Cow: A Funny Essay From The Indian UPSC Exams!

The student's essay provides an unusual description of cows in 3 rambling paragraphs. It notes cows are female, sacred to Hindus, and useful for milk which can be made into butter, ghee, and other products. It mentions cows are slow moving but their motion helps plants. Their only weapon is horns, used to defend themselves and their calves. Their tails are used to swat flies. Their soft footpads allow them to walk on grass without crushing it.

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  • The Cow: A funny Essay from the Indian UPSC exams: Presents a humorous essay on 'The Cow', discussing its features, abilities, and humorous misconceptions in an anthropomorphized manner.

The Cow: A funny Essay from the Indian UPSC exams!

This is the FUNNY essay on "The Cow" which was (supposedly) written by
some student in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services
Examination" :

The Cow:

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is


female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child. He is same
likeGod,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs
together.Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do?
Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so
forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species.Also his other


motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand
and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating.Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in
the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons
to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great
velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other
end of the other side.This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on
his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.So the grasses head is not
crushed.At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he
shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."

P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam

The Cow: A funny Essay from the Indian UPSC exams! This is the FUNNY essay on "The Cow" which was (supposedly) written by so
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.So the grasses head is not crushed.At night time have poses by looking down on

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