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Amber Bautista humorously advocates for procrastination, presenting it as a stress-reliever and a source of unexpected joy and creativity. She argues that procrastination allows for leisurely exploration and can lead to innovative ideas, challenging the notion that it is merely a waste of time. In her conclusion, she encourages embracing procrastination as a valuable part of the human experience.

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Amber Bautista humorously advocates for procrastination, presenting it as a stress-reliever and a source of unexpected joy and creativity. She argues that procrastination allows for leisurely exploration and can lead to innovative ideas, challenging the notion that it is merely a waste of time. In her conclusion, she encourages embracing procrastination as a valuable part of the human experience.

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Amber grace R bautista


8 sta catalina

A Hilarious Take On Mastering the Art of Delay


Hi everyone! I’m Amber, and today, I stand before you not as motivational speaker but
as a proud advocate of the unparalleled benefits of embracing procrastination.

Now, some may argue that procrastination is the thief of time, but I say it’s the master of
mischief and the art of leisure. Why rush when you can saunter through the corridors of
your own pace, armed with the mighty weapon of delay? Let’s explore the undeniable
merits of this time honored tradition.

Firstly, Procrastination is a powerful stress buster. Why subject yourself to tyranny of


deadlines when you can experience the thrilling adrenaline rush of the last minute
panic? It’s a rollercoaster emotions that not even the most meticulously planned
schedules can replicate. Who needs meditation when you have the heart pounding
exhilaration of barely meeting a deadline?

Secondly, let’s talk about the unexpected joy of discovery that procrastination offers.
Ever found yourself deep in the rabbit hole of Youtube, only to stumble upon a video
that teaches you how to juggle while riding a unicycle? Procrastination is the gateway to
serendipity, a magical journey of accidental learning and delightful distractions.

Moreover, procrastination is a silent rebellion against the oppressive forces of


productivity in a world obsessed with efficiency, taking your sweet is a revolutionary act.
It’s a protest against the relentless march of the clock and a celebration of the
unhurried, leisurely pace of life.

And those who doubt the productivity of procrastinators, let me assure you we are the
unsung heroes of creative thinking. The best ideas often emerge when you least expect
them, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of a procrastination induced brainstorming
session. Procrastination is not the enemy of productivity. It’s the eccentric muse that
spark innovation.

In conclusion, let us unite our love for procrastination, for it is not a flaw but a feature of
the human experience. Embrace the art of delay, savor the moments of dilly dallying,
and revel in the glorious procrastination revolution! After all, why do today what can you
put off until tomorrow with style and flair? Thank you, and may your to do lists be ever
forgiving!

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