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Conventional Love Excerpt

Conventional Love Excerpt

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Published by Ryan Budds
This is an excerpt from my movie Conventional Love.

Phil, Jay, and Teddy are three best friends in their late 20s with little to show for it. After Jay gets put under "work arrest" at a lavish hotel and convention center that he works at, he convinces his buddies to move in a suite and live the college-loved bachelor years all over again.

Conventional Love is currently being optioned :)

http://www.ryanbudds.com
This is an excerpt from my movie Conventional Love.

Phil, Jay, and Teddy are three best friends in their late 20s with little to show for it. After Jay gets put under "work arrest" at a lavish hotel and convention center that he works at, he convinces his buddies to move in a suite and live the college-loved bachelor years all over again.

Conventional Love is currently being optioned :)

http://www.ryanbudds.com

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Published by: Ryan Budds on Sep 10, 2012
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INT. SCRAPBOOKINGCONVENTIONJay leads the gang into the large, long hall where aScrapbookingWeekend is taking place. There are tablescovered in things for sale, and women of all shapes, sizes,and ages are working dubiously at completing scrapbook pages.The guys start to wander. We see SOCCER MOMS, LITTLE GIRLS,ELDERLY WOMEN, ROUGH LESBIANS, EXTREMELY PEPPY GIRLS, and many other unappealing groups.PHILThere’s no way we’re picking upanybody here. I feel really out ofplace.Teddy is eyeing a pair of CREEPY TWIN GIRLS scrapbookingtogether. He looks disgusted at their pages, which are messy.One of the adolescent twins blows a handful of glitter intohis face.TEDDYAh! The twins from 
The Shining 
areinto scrapbooking!He frantically tries to strip his beard of the glitter.Suddenly, Jay stops them.JAYWait just a minute--The guys all stop and turn to where he’s fixated. There areTHREE HOT LADIES scrapbookingoff in this corner, bythemselves. They are way less scrapbookingthough, and way more sneaking sips from a bottle of Jack. They giggle andflirt with each other while the guys stare on.JAY (CONT’D)Jackpot.Jay leads his group over to their newfound venture.JAY (CONT’D)Hey there ladies!The girls are pretty tipsy. They don’t skip a beat. Theirleader leans forward at her table. This is GWEN.GWENHi there. What are you guys doinghere, are you closet scrapbookers?Her friends continue to tee-hee.
 
JAYUh, yes. Yes we are. We’re awfullylonely all the way on the otherside of the hall, we were wonderingif you girls wanted to combinetables?Gwen puts her elbows down on the tables and squeezes herbreasts together in her couldn’t-be-smaller, low-cut vintagetee, showing some incredibly nice cleavage.GWENI think we can fit you insomewhere.Jay’s eyes get that sparkle. Teddy and Phil check out theother two girls, who smile back. Gwen stands up, pointing toher name tag.GWEN (CONT’D)I’m...(reading)Gwen. This is Tabitha and Precious.Teddy steps forward and grabs TABITHA’S hand and kisses it.She’s tattooed and dressed tightly.TEDDYTabitha. Beautiful name.PRECIOUS, the last girl with dark makeup and a standoffishaura cocks her head to Phil.PHILPrecious?PRECIOUSYeah, I had the name first, thatbig bitch from the movie stole it.She pounds the bottle of Jack. Phil gulps.INT. SCRAPBOOKING CONVENTION - LATERIt’s shots and shots later, and the girls are hanging ontheir new friends. Each of them is paired off. Gwen finishesthe last of the Jack bottle and slurps the neck of the bottleseductively to Jay who stares on in delight.JAYWow that was something. Too bad wedon’t have another bottle.2.
 
Tabitha quickly raises a much larger bottle of Jack from under the table and the girls go wild. The guys almost seem abit outdone.PHILYou girls sure know how to party.GWENThis is nothing. We just have tosneak it, you’re not supposed tohave booze at this thing.She tilts the humongous bottle back and swigs it, sloppily.An older, uptight looking woman approaches.UPTIGHT WOMANExcuse me! Are you drinking
alcohol
in here?Gwen lets the bottle drop to the table. There’s some drippingoff her lips.GWENI just stopped.Her friends laugh like crazy. The guys look a little worried.UPTIGHT WOMANYou must leave at once! This is analcohol-free event.PRECIOUSThis is a fun-free event!TEDDYYou tell ‘em, Precious!The guys shoot Teddy a look. He lowers his pumped fist.GWENFine. We’re out of here.(gathering things)Come on, guys. Let’s go party inour suite.The girls follow her lead. Phil, Teddy, and Jay awkwardlytrail them.TEDDY(whispering)Guys! They got a suite, too!3.

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