INT. SCRAPBOOKINGCONVENTIONJay leads the gang into the large, long hall where aScrapbookingWeekend is taking place. There are tablescovered in things for sale, and women of all shapes, sizes,and ages are working dubiously at completing scrapbook pages.The guys start to wander. We see SOCCER MOMS, LITTLE GIRLS,ELDERLY WOMEN, ROUGH LESBIANS, EXTREMELY PEPPY GIRLS, and many other unappealing groups.PHILThere’s no way we’re picking upanybody here. I feel really out ofplace.Teddy is eyeing a pair of CREEPY TWIN GIRLS scrapbookingtogether. He looks disgusted at their pages, which are messy.One of the adolescent twins blows a handful of glitter intohis face.TEDDYAh! The twins from
areinto scrapbooking!He frantically tries to strip his beard of the glitter.Suddenly, Jay stops them.JAYWait just a minute--The guys all stop and turn to where he’s fixated. There areTHREE HOT LADIES scrapbookingoff in this corner, bythemselves. They are way less scrapbookingthough, and way more sneaking sips from a bottle of Jack. They giggle andflirt with each other while the guys stare on.JAY (CONT’D)Jackpot.Jay leads his group over to their newfound venture.JAY (CONT’D)Hey there ladies!The girls are pretty tipsy. They don’t skip a beat. Theirleader leans forward at her table. This is GWEN.GWENHi there. What are you guys doinghere, are you closet scrapbookers?Her friends continue to tee-hee.