Volume

22, Issue 1

September 20, 2012

The Bathroom Reader!

This weeks weather in candy!

Thursday, September 20:

70/50

(Partly Cloudy) Friday, September 21: 64/46 (Showers) Saturday, September 22: (Showers) Sunday, September 23:

58/41

60/39

(Mostly Sunny) Monday, September 24: 68/48 (Partly Cloudy) Tuesday, September 25: 75/52 (Partly Cloudy) Wednesday, September 26: 70/54 (Partly Cloudy) Thursday, September 27: 73/57 (Partly Cloudy)

Well hello there! For those of you who dont know me (which is a decent amount of you probably), I am Mattie, your Slivka historian! And you are reading the first bathroom reader of the 2012- 2013 year!! Yay!! Craziness, I know. I hope all of you are excited to officially be a NU Wildcat!! Im sure some of you are nervous too, and thats okay! The executive board and I will be here to help you with whatever you need. I will also post a bathroom reader by your toilet every Sunday night so that your week will (hopefully) be off to a funny and upbeat start!! And of course a shout-out to the parents/grandparents/siblings/etc. who are here helping their student(s) move in! We are excited to have you here as well! So I think that is enough excited rambling from me for one reader, but in a nutshell, WELCOME!! :] Best, Mattie

(Look on the back of me for the weekly schedule!)

Arent you glad you dont have to worry about this anymore??

The Blind Vices! (funny sayings)

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spy some surfers. The younger one licks his lips and makes a beeline for them. Just a minute, says his father, stopping him. First we swim around them with just the tip of our fins showing. And they do. Now we swim around them a few times with all out fins showing. And they do. Now we eat everybody. When they are both gorged, the son asks, Dad, why didnt we just eat them when we first saw them? Because they taste better without all the poop inside. ~ Readers Digest, Sept. 2012

Volume 22, Issue 1

September 20, 2012

Schedule for Welcome Week! (sorry its so small, theres just so much to do!)
Thursday, September 20th: Move-in Day!! Welcome!! 12pm 1pm: Masters Reception Lunch #1 1pm 2pm: Masters Reception Lunch #2 4:30pm 9pm: CA Events 8:15pm 9:30pm: Welcome to Slivka Event 9:30pm 12am: Cardboard Forts!!

Friday, September 21st: 9am 10:45am: March through the Arch! 11am 12pm: Lunch with your PA/Campus Tour 1pm 2pm: McCormick and Weinberg Convocations 2pm 4pm: McCormick Advising 2pm 3pm: Weinberg Advising 3pm 5pm: Language and Physics Placement Exams 5pm 6:45pm: Dinner with PAs 7pm 9:30pm: ENU #1 9pm 11:30pm: Norris at Night 10pm 12am: Group bonding

Saturday, September 22nd: 1:30pm 2:30pm: Freshmen meet at Ryan Field for The Run 2:30pm 5:30pm: Football game vs. South Dakota!! Go Cats!! 8pm 1:30am: Six Flags Trip!

Sunday, September 23rd: 12:30pm 5:30pm: NU SCAPE (ENU #2) 7:45pm 10:15pm: ENU #3 10:15pm 12:15am: Blanket making

Monday, September 24th: 7am 8:30am: Breakfast with your PA 9:15am 10:15am: Presidents Convocation 10:45am 6:30pm: Individual Academic Advising 11am 12pm: Work Study Orientation 1pm 4pm: WCAS Majors Fair 7pm 9:30pm: ENU #4 10pm 11pm Group bonding

Tuesday, September 25th: 9am 5pm: Register for classes! 12pm 1pm: Services for Students with Disabilities Orientation 1:30pm 3pm: Work Study Job Fair 1:30pm 2:30pm: Extracurricular Interest Sessions 4pm 5pm: Extracurricular Interest Sessions 4pm 5pm: One Book, One Northwestern Discussion 5pm 7pm: MEAS Evening with McCormick 8pm 12am: Night at SPAC feat. Chris Carter the Mentalist

Wednesday, September 26th: 11:30am 2:30pm: Deering Days Welcome BBQ at Deering 4:45pm 6pm: Dinner with PA 6:15pm 8pm: Mens Soccer Game 8pm 10pm: Rock the Beach! 10pm 11:30pm: Second City!

Thursday, September 27th: Classes begin! Good luck everyone! Have a great quarter! :]