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games
Solution to
Thursdays puzzle
Complete the grid
so each row, column
and 3-by-3 box (in
bold borders) contains
every digit 1 to 9.
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ACROSS
1 Something to pass or
lower
7 Crocus kin
11 Samosa veggie
14 Biblical dancer
15 Item in a musicians kit
17 Western, e.g.
18 Kind and caring
19 Stadium section for
charity workers?
21 Keats work
23 Steam
24 Calypso relative
25 Keats Sylvan historian
26 Really old hardwood?
32 Phooey!
34 Give a damn?
35 Disneys Bambi?
41 Paralyze with dense mist,
as an airport
42 Horse Feathers family
name
44 Merrie Melodies
theme song?
50 One of two
single-digit
Yankee
uniform
numbers that
arent retired
51 A, in
Acapulco
52 Mazel __!
53 Ranch handle
54 Emperor
Justinian as a
young man?
61 Thats my
intention
62 Around the
bend, so to speak
65 Flavor singer/
songwriter
66 Beat badly
67 Letters to the Coast
Guard
68 TV component?
69 Quick
DOWN
1 Chicken general?
2 Boars Head product
3 Like November, in a
way
4 Simple tie
5 First name in flight
6 Library requirement
7 The wolf __ the door
8 Get to
9 Sit in traffic, say
10 Very, in Vienna
11 Words of tribute
12 Golden State motto
13 California Zephyr
operator
16 Law & Order: SVU
rank
20 Bottom line
21 Word of possession
22 Western challenge
27 Terse refusal
28 Who, in Paris
29 Item shortened at bitly.
com
30 Md. hours
31 Cooperative group
33 Cake recipe word
36 As well
37 Massage beneficiary
38 Its atomic number is 50
39 Common sorting basis
40 Lakeside Pennsylvania
city
43 Love letters?
44 Ark units
45 As I was sayin ...
46 They may be straight
47 4 x 4, briefly
48 Policy at some
restaurants
49 Align carefully
55 Prefix with culture
56 Bar order
57 The devourer of all
things: Ovid
58 Statue of Vishnu, e.g.
59 Oenophiles criterion
60 __ Squalor: Lemony
Snicket character
63 Composer Rorem
64 English cathedral city
Brooke Aaron Daniel Grace Michael Jon Greg
Pryor Dodson Wilco Raynor Lananna LaMantia Barnes
Last week 6-2 6-2 6-2 5-3 5-3 6-2 6-2
Record to date 58-22 (.725) 58-22 (.725) 53-27 (.663) 57-23 (.713) 51-29(.638) 58-22 (.725) 60-20 (.750)
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DTH PICKS OF THE WEEK
The DTH sports staff and one celebrity guest compete to pick the winners of the biggest
ACC and national college football games each week.
Whats 11 letters and rhymes with hard
liquor? Guest picker. The same guest pick-
ers that have had an unbelievable streak of
beginners luck are in first place for too many
weeks in a row.
In the DTH newsroom, Sports Editor Brooke
Pryor, Assistant Sports Editor Aaron Dodson
and Senior Writer Jon LaMantia lead the pack
tied with 58 wins.
It was originally a two-way tie between
Pryor and LaMantia, but Dodsons last-
minute notice of an error in last weeks picks
boosted his record by a game.
Now Im tied for first, baby!Dodson said.
After a strong start to the year, Senior
Writer Michael Lananna finds himself in last
place for the past two weeks.
Lananna declined to address his struggles
with the football picks, looking forward to
the DTH basketball picks that will be kicking
off in the next couple of weeks.
Its basketball season so you already know
what that means,Lananna said. Thats game!
All the pickers last week put their faith in
Virginia Tech, but the Hokies failed to live up
to expectations, losing to Boston College.
Greg Barnes is this
weeks guest picker.
In addition to being a
sports writer for Inside
Carolina, Barnes also
runs the magazines
Twitter account.
Only one picker this week decided to
go with VT against Miami guest Greg
Barnes.
Us old J-School grads are wild and crazy
like that,Barnes said.
North Carolina storms back to defeat Wake Forest
By Dylan Howlett
Staff Writer
Epiphanies. They can lead
to discovery. They can achieve
clarity. And they can remind a
field hockey team of its blue-
print for success.
Passing, the simple act that
links teammates, put North
Carolina among the three
best teams in the nation.
Impatience, the hurried act of
forcing the ball to nobody in
particular, put UNC in a two-
game losing streak at regular
seasons end.
An early goal put No. 3 UNC
behind No. 15 Wake Forest in
a cold , soaking rain Thursday
at the ACC Tournament in
Newton, Mass. They stormed
back and topped the Demon
Deacons 3-2 on the coattails of
their coachs simple reminder
pass the ball to win.
We kind of forgot to
do that, said coach Karen
Shelton, referring to losses to
Old Dominion and Syracuse,
UNCs opponent in the semi-
finals. When we talked about
it and then we practiced it last
week, it was like, Oh, yeah.
This is how we play.
The passing renaissance
began with a dive. Six-foot
midfielder Nina Notman
belly-flopped along the Wake
Forest goal line and knocked
a one-handed centering feed
to forward Casey Di Nardo. Di
Nardo buried the game-tying
goal to answer Wake Forests
opening score.
Notman struck again mid-
way through the first half,
sweeping a one-timer behind
Wake Forest goalkeeper Valerie
Dahmen, whose acrobatic
eight saves kept the Demon
Deacons (11-8, 1-6 ACC) afloat
amid UNCs surge.
I thought Nina Notman
played a stellar game, Shelton
said. That was probably her
best game of the season.
But UNC (15-4, 4-3 ACC)
surrendered the tying goal two
minutes after Notman gave her
team a 2-2 lead. UNC entered
halftime after a ragged first
half, Shelton said. The players
saw something more.
Everyone was pumped
and everyone was in the
game, Notman said. We
were like, Were happy with
our game. Were satisfied,
were confident in our play.
And then the passes came.
So, too, did UNCs strangle-
hold on the game.
Charlotte Craddocks turn-
around shot eluded Dahmen
10 minutes into the second
half. UNC then stretched the
field with clinical ball move-
ment, a blend of keep-away
and attack that helped UNC
outshoot Wake Forest 11-0 in
the final 35 minutes.
Theres more to quashing
a two-game losing streak, to
regaining what UNC lost dur-
ing its two-game skid. It came
back in hopeful glimmers,
Notman said, but not in full.
We didnt play at our
maximum, Notman said. We
played good, but it was defi-
nitely not the best.
Syracuse, which beat UNC
1-0 in the Tar Heels regular-
season finale, advanced with
a win against Boston College.
UNC will have to play faster
and more assertively to match
The Oranges pace.
That doesnt mean it has
to be a track meet. With its
THE LOWDOWN ON SATURDAYS GAME
COMPILED BY DANIEL WILCO
Virginia vs. North Carolina
2-7, 0-5 ACC 3-5, 2-3 ACC
12:30 p.m.
Kenan Stadium
Broadcast: ACC Network
HEAD-TO-HEAD
The Bottom Line North Carolina 34 , Virginia 14
UNC will be without Bryn Renner, but
Marquise Williams is not a typical backup
QB. Williams will get his second start of his
career and the dual-threat field general will
be a handful for U.Va. Williams has thrown
six TDs and run for one in 2013. Edge: UNC
UNC rush
vs. UVa
front
seven
UNCs rushing game was stalled early in
the season, but T.J. Logan and Marquise
Williams have accounted for 253 yards in
the past three games. Add A.J. Blue, Romar
Morris and Khris Francis into the mix and
UNC has a potent rush. Edge: UNC
UNC pass
vs. UVa
secondary
Intangibles
UNC is last in the ACC in rush defense and
running the ball is one of U.Va.s strong
points this season. The Tar Heels have been
prone to giving up big gains. Virginias lead-
ing rusher, Kevin Parks, has run for more
than 100 yards in three games. Edge: U.Va.
UNC has a lot to play for this game.
Saturday is UNCs Homecoming, the team
has won two games in a row and the Tar
Heels have had an emotional week after
losing Renner. Motivation is the definition of
intangible, and UNC has plenty. Edge: UNC
Eureka! moment in tow,
perhaps UNC will simply take
a pass.
sports@dailytarheel.com
UVa rush
vs. UNC
front
seven
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Husband-and-wife folk
duo will take the stage at
The ArtsCenter tonight. See
online for story.
Many Moons
Commonwealth Theater
presents a play about the
crossed nature of the stars and
love. See online for story.
Russian LGBT activist
Masha Gessen delivers
a speech on the recent rise
of radical family values in
Russia. See online for story.
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Opinion Friday, November 8, 2013 The Daily Tar Heel 10
Leaving ASG is wrong
Established 1893, 120 years of editorial freedom
QUOTE OF THE DAY
FEATURED ONLINE READER COMMENT
Recognizing veterans
here at UNC
TO THE EDITOR:
Inspired by a letter to
the editor Nov. 5 by Matt
Cheek, I felt the need
to address some of the
concerns and issues men-
tioned.
I appreciate the desire
to have brothers and sis-
ters in arms be recognized
for service and sacrifice to
our great country. I agree
that we, Americans and
the University of North
Carolina, can never do
enough to thank those
brave souls who have
served or died defending
freedom and those who
have sworn to serve.
UNC recognizes and
honors service members,
but has recently renewed
its vigor in this capacity.
Military Appreciation Day,
the most discernible event
honoring our armed forces,
can seem to be a singular
recognition of veterans;
however, UNC does much
more than a ceremonial
football game.
Veteran-related events
and audiences are ever
increasing, as there are
going to be MADs for bas-
ketball and baseball. UNC
holds an annual Veterans
Day Ceremony, coordinated
by the ROTC departments,
which will be held Nov.
11 at 11:11 a.m. outside
Memorial Hall near the
Veterans Memorial. In the
event of inclement weather,
the ceremony will take
place in Hill Hall.
The summer of 2013,
UNC appointed Brian
Papajcik, assistant dean of
students, to manage veter-
ans resources in order to
ensure accommodations
and faculty education be
provided. Jan Benjamin,
the University GI Bill ser-
vices official, is available to
assist students with educa-
tion benefits.
The Student Veterans
Organization is on the
mend, with a combat-expe-
rienced Army ROTC cadet
acting as a president of the
organization.
ROTC cadets have vari-
ous backgrounds, so Mr.
Cheeks statement that to
honor them with applause
is to honor cadets, who
have never served a day
in our armed forces,
would be incorrect. Active
duty, National Guard and
Reserve service members
are a great percentage of
ROTC programs. Some
have served up to 10 years
in service and several com-
bat deployments overseas.
As a new member of
the UNC staff, I can see
the stigma of UNC not
being veteran- or military-
friendly, but the past being
the past, I would say we
are headed in the right
direction. It also bodes well
that UNC is open to sug-
gestions and encouraging
the change to become more
veteran-friendly.
Spencer C. Edwards
Army admisssions officer
Department of
Military Science
LETTERS TO
THE EDITOR
Besides health care, I cant think of much
that has risen more and faster than a college
education in the last 20 years.
jay cee, on repeated increases in the cost of tuition
Were going to play hard, play smart, play
together ... Thats coach Sylvia Hatchell bas-
ketball.
Andrew Calder, on coaching the womens basketball team
EDITORIAL CARTOON By Michael Hardison, mth21@live.unc.edu
The real
costs of
discount
travel
O
n behalf of this dis-
count airline today, Id
like to extend a warm
welcome aboard to all our
students, starving artists and
young parents with screaming
children. You paid less than
the price of a good meal to be
here, and were very happy to
have you.
Before we start the check-in
process today, Id like to ask
anyone with suitcases to kindly
come forward. Model passen-
gers will have vacuum-packed
their belongings into a lunch-
box; anyone who has not done
so can join the queue at the
front to pay the respective fees.
If you read the small print,
you ll know we asked you
to print your boarding pass
before you arrived here. For
those of you who have, please
proceed to the security check-
point, where they ll just need
you to remove your coats and
your shoes.
And your scarves, your
jewelry, your watch, your belt,
your hairpieces, your mouth-
pieces, your metal parts and all
other accessories not directly
connected to your person.
If you havent printed your
boarding pass, please make
your way to the counter at the
back. We ll print your ticket on
sheets of gold in exchange for
the contents of your wallet and
unrestricted access to each of
your bank accounts. (Kidding,
though, about the gold.)
Your aircraft has been
delayed, but do feel free to
proceed to the gate while we
continue to berate you for
various missteps. We have no
estimate for when the aircraft
may arrive, but it could be any-
where from 20 minutes to next
Thursday.
Boarding the aircraft will
be first come, first served, and
seats will go to those passen-
gers with the sharpest elbows.
The rest of you will find stand-
ing room toward the rear of
the aircraft, though we dont
guarantee there is room for all.
The flight attendants, however,
will do seat checks checks
can be made payable to the
names on their gold badges.
At this point, it may be
more efficient for you to hand
cash out to random passers-by
on the tarmac before you go,
but an extra wad of bills will
earn you a spot at the front of
the queue for priority board-
ing. We kindly ask the rest of
you to form a controlled mob
in this small room to my right,
where we will prepare you for
flogging before you board.
Now your aircraft is still
delayed and we can no lon-
ger guarantee that it will be
arriving at all, but self-torture
chambers are available beside
gate five, should you like to
partake in the meantime.
Dinner will be free to eat on
the aircraft, so long as you pur-
chase it before you leave the
terminal and bring it with you.
Drinks, of course, will be
provided please leave them
outside the cockpit, where the
pilot can reach them.
Anyone hoping to use the
restroom on the aircraft must
first perform a song and dance
for each of his fellow pas-
sengers. Anyone hoping for
breathing room should have
paid more for his ticket in the
first place.
There will be no heating or
air conditioning on the air-
craft. The aircraft has already
left.
11/11: WHATS ONSALE?
Columnist Katherine Proctor
tries Amatage wine.
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oday students will
vote on UNCs
participation in the
UNC-system Association
of Student Governments
but really will decide
if UNC student leaders
should work to fix a broken
system they are a part of.
The referendum at hand
strives to gauge if students
believe that UNC should
remove itself from ASG
and its annual $1 student
fee due to concerns that
inefficiency in recent years
reveals a systemic problem
that is beyond repair.
ASG is flawed, there is
no arguing that. But given
its potential value and
low cost, student leaders
should spend their time
putting forth legislation
that will improve ASG,
rather than seeking to
remove themselves from
it. That is what their job
is, and they are in ASG to
give UNC students a voice
among the other schools.
This means you should
vote no today on the ref-
erendum to remove UNC
from the ASG.
Your message to student
leaders should be clear:
Dont cut and run, work
together to fix it.
The ASG president
represents all 17 UNC-
system schools with his
seat on the UNC Board of
Governors. Pulling out of
ASG would remove UNCs
voice from that group
without a visible backup
plan.
Complaints about a
historical lack in strong
leadership in ASG, along
with many other institu-
tional problems, has lead
to a movement to reform
it something that cur-
rent and former members
of ASG say delegates from
Chapel Hill have been a
part of, but in discussion
only.
Though UNC delegates
have been praised for their
input, there has not been
any notable ASG reform
legislation originating
from Chapel Hill recently.
To vote yes on this
referendum would not
only hurt the credibility of
UNCs position among its
fellow UNC-system insti-
tutions, but also would
fragment the association
further.
Though there has been
little tangible evidence
recently beyond ASGs
stance on students voting
rights, the association as a
whole has the potential to
be extremely valuable.
And again, ASG is an
opportunity to be the stu-
dent voice at BOG meet-
ings. If UNC is to remove
its contributing cry from
this voice, our students
will not be able to utilize
the ASG president on
behalf of UNC to stand
up against issues like
proposed tuition raises,
gender-neutral housing
and the shortening of the
drop/add period.
When many of the
BOGs decisions directly
affect so many of the stu-
dents on this campus, this
voice is not something we
can afford to give up.
Though this voice
comes at the expense of a
student fee one that is
often criticized for how it
is used it is not as large
and refundable as some
may think.
From acceptance to
graduation, the typical
student will see a grand
total of $4 spent on ASG.
Yes, the large tuition bill
is made up of a long list of
these small fees, but even
if UNC-CH were to leave
ASG, it does not mean
that this fee will no longer
be there. It is ultimately
up to the BOG to decide
whether students will pay
that $1 fee.
This is the same BOG
that created ASG. The
same BOG that was
pressed by faculty, staff
and students to allow ASG
a voice in their delibera-
tions. The idea that they
would simply allow UNC
to not pay this fee, espe-
cially in light of the hefty
financial support it pro-
vides the association, is
suspect at best.
The frustrations felt
by UNCs delegates are
not unfounded ASG is
flawed in its current state.
The elections for its
president are born from a
small pool of both candi-
dates and voters often
student body presidents
that have just been elected
at their own campuses
and have no sense of the
candidates at hand.
This and the many other
issues that ASG delegates
believe need reform can
and should be tackled in
collaboration with other
UNC-system schools. N.C.
State just passed a resolu-
tion to call for reform to
ASG; UNC should be a part
of that effort and others.
Therefore, students
should vote no on this
referendum and hold
their leaders accountable
for change. If they put
this much effort into the
push for this referendum,
then it shouldnt be hard
to put the same effort
into making meaningful
reform.
EDITORIAL
Megan Cassella
Notes from a Small Island
Junior journalism and global stud-
ies major from Laurel, Md.
Email: megancassella@gmail.com
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U
NC convened a
task force dedi-
cated to fixing
the system that adjudi-
cates sexual assault on
this campus. A new Title
IX coordinator has been
appointed, but the school
has yet to announce who
will be UNCs second Title
IX investigator.
That position will require
careful consideration, as
the role of investigator may
take on more weight if the
sexual assault task force
recommends it should.
Much of the discussion
between the task force
and Student Congress has
centered on the breadth of
No need to rush
EDITORIAL
the Title IX investigators
responsibilities, and though
it has taken significant
time, its a necessary task.
Currently, Title IX
investigators determine if
a violation has potentially
taken place rather than the
validity of an assault claim
a good use of the office.
But the way the investiga-
tor goes about eliciting a
response from a student
or students involved in the
assault needs to be carefully
handled.
It is worth it to be
incredibly specific about the
wording of the policy before
enacting it in order to
maintain easily understood
rules and a process that
allows for appeals. Students
who report sexual assault
in the future will need the
clarity in order to ensure
their cases are taken care of
as concisely as possible.
If the role is expanded
to allow the investigators
to speak to both par-
ties before any official
hearings occur, it is not
unlikely that it could lead
to some mediation.
It is possible that a stu-
dent who initially reported
assault could feel pressure
to change his or her mind
about reporting. On the
other hand, allowing for a
mediated discussion could
always benefit both parties,
regardless of the outcome.
Due to the wide spec-
trum of possibilities that
can be incurred by expand-
ing the role of the Title IX
investigator, the role must
be considered as carefully
as possible. Take plenty of
time just get it right.
New investigator
position should be
carefully created.
Kvetching board
kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To my grandparents, since
they asked: All I want for
Christmas is to go home
and not be accosted by
Dance Marathon people for
a few blessed weeks.
Ive seen public bathrooms
at southeastern European
border crossings cleaner
than the frst-foor womens
in Davis.
If my exams dont kill me,
the musk from the student
body defnitely will.
To the concerned parent and
that rosy summary of the
DTH crime log ... Thanks! Now
I know its YOUR KID rolling
people on Franklin, brandish-
ing frearms and racking up B
& Es. Congratulations to the
future business major!
Motion to rename the P2P
the Struggle Bus?
Is the shortage of ketchup
a global issue or is it just
at UNC dining halls?
#SavetheNuggets
In an unexpected twist, the
70-degree weather made
Halloween on Franklin
Street hotter and sweatier
than ever before!
To all the people I ofended
with my Halloween costume:
Im sorry. You can all go
shave your backs now. Sin-
cerely, crying Indian chief.
I know midterms are tough
and all and can cause ten-
sion in a relationship this
time of year, so here is a list
of places you should loudly
fght with your signifcant
other: NOT THE LIBRARY.
To the British Ninth Doctor
on Franklin: Hey, I just met
you, and this is crazy, but
heres my TARDIS, time trav-
el maybe? Cause you stole
both my hearts. Sincerely,
the 10th Doctor.
To all the people sitting on
Graham Memorial couches,
watching as I curl up to
sleep on a chair: Is this some
kind of sick game to you?!
To the guys watching loud
animated porn with the
door open, I think there are
better ways for yall to bond
as roommates.
Thank you, Harris Teeter, for
contacting me about the
jobs I applied for in high
school. Glad to know I didnt
get the position, four and a
half years later.
To the guy on the computer
in Davis with his bike helmet
strapped on, you are the new
defnition of safe search.
To the girl dressed up as
Khaleesi in my Computer Sci-
ence 101 class, youre about
to liberate us from JavaScript
right? #breakerofchains
Were asking the wrong
question. It isnt Whose
state? its Whos State?
Im a senior and I walked
through the Pit during
dancer recruitment week.
#rookiemistake
Is that an Indonesian
primate hooting in Coker
201? Nope, its my animal
behaviors professor with a
bad case of the Mondays.
Send your one-to-two
sentence entries to
opinion@dailytarheel.com,
subject line kvetch.
Students should
vote no on the
ASG referendum.
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