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NIKKI
I think it’s obvious who that person
is.
EMCEE/REFEREE
And that ‘was cool.’ But not nearly
as cool as this.
The rules of Flaming Baghead are
simple, the last man standing with a
bag burning on top of his head wins.
The only other rule is that there are
no other rules.
The victor will be lauded with
praise, glory, and all the lukewarm
PBR he can stomach. The loser,
disgraced beyond all bearing, will be
kicked in the balls, hard!
Gentlemen, light the bags!
DRUNK DUDE
Bbbwwwwoowwrrrwwwrr!!
SPECTATOR TWO
Someone, anyone, please, stop this
madness!
SPECTATOR THREE
Think about the children!
SPECTATOR FOUR
Dude, that sucks.
The Frick allows the spectators to help him up, but looks
away defiantly from the succor they offer. He glares at
The Booter.
THE FRICK
I said do it!
The Booter is now shaking his head, no, no, even while he
lines up again. His body is mechanically going through
the motions, but his heart has long since withered and
died.
THE BOOTER
But why? I, just…
VIC
Whoa.
ERIC
Yeah.
GRACE
Dude, that’s some shit. I mean,
really.