1. Woe, So it was a member entered the sacred channels of the river TS. 2. St.

Fuapap on a boat orange, channel commander enableth, led his flock throug h the channels of the river TS. 3. The lord begath St. Fuapap with the most holy of tasks, the most holy of vent ures. 4. My flock, throw thyselves behindeth my steps, the Lord hath spoketh, moveth t hey must. 5. And lo, St Fuapap pleaded his flock to recall to the gate of the warp, and th e flock went in Silence. 6 And lo, St Fuapap set aside one of his company, In the name of the Lord to m anifest an instrument of divine transportation. 7. His flock gathered, St. Fuapap embarked on the Lord's vessel, and his flock f ollowed him into the Galaxy. 8. Woe, one member of the flock, was caughteth with his dick bloweth in the wind . 9. The idle dick dragged on the ground, and drageth on the flock, St. Fuapap we pt, for his flock was demed seateth their thumbs upeth their arse. 10. Be warned of the moment of eleventh of twelveth, for eleven will be fucketh by the twelveth. 11. So was the wisdom of St. Fuapap. 11. The one member clogeth the rivers of TS with his filth. 12 And St. Fuapap, wept, and made the holy sign of /tell. 13. The one member shateth in the rivers of TS. 14. The flock had been cursed with enough delay to secureth their arm upeth thei r arse, untilleth the elbow. 15. St. Fuapap launched the most heinous fury of kicks. 16. St. Fuapap kicketh the curse out of the rivers of TS. 17. St. Fuapap kicketh the curse out of the flock. 18. St. Fuapap spoke, and the Galaxy listened. 19. The one member, shateth on the shores of the rivers of TS, but St. Fuapap ha d unclogged the filth in the rivers. 20. And lo, when St. Fuapap guideth his flock, St. Fuapap rapeth the land, St. F uapap rapeth the base, and St. Fuapap rapeth the spawn belongeth the Heretic. May thine chat logs bursteth with tales of chicanery and descriptions of genital s and mamae alike- but thine voice shall only come forth to call out D-cubed.