Those Blasted Fitted Sheets

By Elton Camp When on the bed, I like em okay Since on the mattress theyll stay Because theyre stretched tight Wrinkles are pulled out right But when it comes time to fold em In the dryer I detest to behold em I know, in theory, how to do it But every time come to rue it That task that Ive come to hate Ive thus decided best to eliminate Now I ust roll em into a ball !nd dont try to fold at all

It works for me