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I fear that faculty and staff will still not be sure which
kinds of expression are safe and which are not.
CHARLES EPP
Work-group member and professor
ASSOCIATED PRESS
In this photo taken on April 21, 2014, two cars and debris litter U.S. high-
way 101 after a crash that killed three people in Santa Barbara, Calif.
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TUESDAY, MAY 6, 2014 PAGE 4
Rather than denounce my greed, I
choose to embrace it.
Wait...there are couches in girls
bathrooms?
I wonder if the editor ever
recognizes the numbers sent in to
the FFA.
Editors Note: Its been known to
happen...
Not even 9 a.m. on Monday and
Ive already seen more asscheek
hanging out of short shorts than I
care to see ever. Gonna be a long
week!
I asked the man at the desk if
there was a printer I could use and
he told me there isnt a printer in
Bailey... Is this true?
Fearing the automatic stapler is
not irrational.
To the person that stopped for the
Chancellor in the crosswalk: mad
props for knowing who she is.
Poor unfortunate souls.
My condence builder for nals:
music by Queen.
Christian Bale > Leonardo
DiCaprio
You cant steal an Andy Bernard
quote and not give the man credit.
To the girl in a sweater and short
shorts: Why?!
Shout out to the bus drivers saying
we appreciate everything you do!
I can do all things through Coffee
who strengthens me.
Girls have a couch in their bath-
room? Where is the guys bathroom
couch? Separate but equal was
done away with long ago!
Congrats on completing your
sudoku in record time!
Love how this paper doesnt even
label Big Jay in pictures...
Editors Note: Big Jay is a bird who
needs no introduction.
To the 41 driver Craig...thank you
so much for getting me to class on
time...you are a gentleman and a
stud...just sayin ;)
Me after every nal next week:
ADIOS BITCHACHOS!
Do the lizards on campus scare
anyone besides me?
I think Im going to build a hut in
the middle of campus and just
camp out there until graduation.
I asked my roommate how her Stop
Week was going. She glared at me
and went back to what she was
working on. That bad, huh?
Finals are coming...
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