� What's the difference between pleasure and torture?

Pleasure is thinking of you

& torture is thinking of you too much.

� Banta: How does an attorney sleep?

Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

� Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see
monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

� I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean,
seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

� A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik
manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

� Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no
bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
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Jara samhal ke chalna, zyada bhari chiz mat uthana, apna khayal rakhna,khana thik
thak khana,kyunki.9 wa mahina suru ho gaya hai (SEPTEMBER)

Bahot dino se thi aasman ki sazish, aaj puri ho gai hai unki khwahish..... bhig lo
yaar hame yaad karke, mubarak ho aapko ye paheli BARISH.....

Mohabbat 1 se ho to BHOLAPAN hai2 se ho to APNAPAN hai3 se ho to DEEWANAPAN hai4

se ho to PAGALPAN haiPhir bhi counting na ruke to KAMEENAPAN hai

A special msg 4 u lekin 4 din bad padhna.Kaha hai na 4 din bad.Nhi maanoge toYe
lo....'.*HAPPY DEEPAWALI*.'.Maine sbse pehle wish kiya .na.

Dekha mere SMS ka kamal? Ghanti baji..Bandar ne cell uthaya, Ab Bandar sms padh
raha hai. Aur ab apna sar khujlake sochega ye sms kisko bhejun.

Zindgi ki asli udaan abhi baki hai, zindgi ke kai imthaan abhi baki hain, abhi to
naapi hai mutthi bhar zami, aage abhi sara aasma baaki hai..

ONE SEED can create a forest.ONE SMILE can strt a relatnshp.ONE TOUCH can show
love-n-care.andONE FRIEND can bring meaning to life !!

Mil jaye koi naya to hame na bhuladena koi rulae tumhe to hume yad kar liye
karna.Dost hai hum tumhare , khushi na sahi gam hi bat liya karna.goodmoning.

Kuch log khas hote he,har pal pas hote he,khushiyo mein shamil hote,aur gum mein
bhi sath rehte he,log unhe dost aur hum unhe 'aap' kehte hai..

JUDGE: Y did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER? MAN: Yr Honour, it's
Easier 2 Shoot a WOMAN once, than SHOOTING 1 Man Every Week

IntzarNa rat kaNa din kaNa subah kaNa sham kaNa ekpahar kaNa dopahar kaNa iskaNa
uskaIntzar haiTo sirfPyar bhareAapkeEK SMS KA frm jainendra

Unko yeh Shikwa hai Humse.. ki Hum Unhe Yaad karte hi nahi.. Per Unhe yeh kaun
samjhaye. ki Unko Yaad kaise karen.Jise Hum bhulte hi nahin

Sardar goes 2 change his inverter's battery. changer: exide laga doon?
sardar: doosri side tera baap lagayega?
Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai na jaane
kaisi qayamat ho gayi ki dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

Heart is like aCrystal..Preserve itLOVE is likePerfume..Spread it..FEELINGS rlike

Flood..Flow itFRNDSHIP islike1 Umbrella...COME..LETS SHARE IT

Honey said to sugar we are the sweetest on this earth. God laughed & said wait i
think you have not met the person reading this message. .

Teri zindagi 1 jua banke reh jaegi ...... WAH... Wah..Agar tune mujhe 5 msg. nahi
kiye to....Jisse tu pyar karta hai woh tere Bachon ki Bua banke reh jaegi.