Love story sms

Air & Student have same mentality

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You know how?
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Both are Turning the Book's pases without Reading...

HEART TOUCHING STORY.

Ek Ladki Janaza Dekhkar
Muskurane Lagi,
To,
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha Beti Jawan Maut Par Nahi Muskurate...??
Ladki Ansu Ponch kr Boli,
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA,
JAB BHI MILENGE MUSKURA KAR MILENGE...

Baap ne Bete ki Talasi li,

Jaib se Gutkha, Cigrette,
Katrina kaif ki Tasweer,
oR
Girls ke numbers nikle.

Baap ne Bete ko bahut mara oR kha

kb se ye sb kr rhe ho?
Bete ne rote hu kaha: Baba mene Apki Jacket pahni hui hai...

pArEnTs ArE mY gOd Touching Story ???

Once an old mom wassitting wid her son... !!!

1 chidiya paas me bethithi !!!

Maa ne pocha k beta yekya he
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne kuch der phir wohi pucha
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne phr pocha ye kya h Beta (Gusse mein) : Kitnibar btau k ye chidiya he !
Maa hansi aur boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha,yehi jaga thi aur aise he chidiya
pas me bethi thi !aur tune 40 bar pocha tha aur maine 40 bar tera matha chum ke
bataya tha !!!
Love u Mom

1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K

Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria

Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door ChaleJayenge,

Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har TarafUnhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par HumNa
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door ChaleJayenge...

True love
subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi
ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
mandir me darshan krte waqt kisik
pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki
kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man
halka ho gya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat
na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai,

or
ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazark samne
aaye to hi aapka pyar hai.

Ek ladka or ladki ek dusreko bahut

pyar karte the.
Ek din ladki mar gayi, usne swarg me
se
ladke ko kaha, "ek wada tha tera har
wade ke piche, tu milega muje har
gali
har darwaje ke piche. Par kyun tu itna
BEWAEAA nikla, ek tu hi neahi tha
mere
janaze ke piche"
ladke ne ankh me ashu ke sath javab
diya, "ek wada tha mere har wadek
piche,
milunga tuje har gali har darwaje ke
piche. Tune hi mud kar nahi dekha, ek
aur janaza tha tere janaze k piche.

1 ldki jo pyr ko shayd smjhti b nathi

use 1 ldke se pyr hogya
wo 2no 1 dusre se bht pyr krne lge
lekin 1din aisa hua dono ka
milna or bate krna bnd ho gya
vo ldki us ldke k yad me roti rhti
or God se pray krti 1 bar muje usse mila do.
1 din god ne usse bola:jis din ye msg sbi pyr krne walo ko mil
jyega us din tera pyar tere sath hoga
or jo isko rokega usko uska pyr kbi nhi
milega. Snd dis to 10 ppl.apko pyar ki ksm.

STORY: ek 14 saal k ladke ko,

10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki
Photo raste me mili,
Or us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya..
Uska us ladki ke liye pyar
Dhire dhire badhane lga..
Wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga..
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko,
Kabhi nhi paa saka..
Kuch saalo baad..
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha or
Puchha "tumhe ye photo kaha semila?"
Ladke ne puchha"kyu?"
Ladki ne kaha:
"Mera photo kho gya tha,
Jb me 10 saal ki thi".
SACHA PYAR Kbhi B FAIL NAI HOTA..

Ek ladka or ladki ek dusreko bahut

pyar karte the.
Ek din ladki mar gayi, usne swarg me
se
ladke ko kaha, "ek wada tha tera har
wade ke piche, tu milega muje har
gali
har darwaje ke piche. Par kyun tu itna
BEWAEAA nikla, ek tu hi neahi tha
mere
janaze ke piche"
ladke ne ankh me ashu ke sath javab
diya, "ek wada tha mere har wadek
piche,
milunga tuje har gali har darwaje ke
piche. Tune hi mud kar nahi dekha, ek
aur janaza tha tere janaze k piche

1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe

I love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k
Bura bhala kaha aur boli,,
Shut up,,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and
Smart Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur
Us ne phir itni sabziyan phsaayin ki
Aaj aap dekh skte ho,
Aalu-ghobi,
Aalu- bengan,
Aalu-gajar,
Aalu-palak,
Aalu-matar,
Aur Bindhi us din se
Aaj tak akeli hai.!!
MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GarooR SURAT PAR
AE HASEENA.
TERI SURAT PE NaHI HuM TO
TERI SAaDGI PE MaRTE HAIn.
By - Chandan

Chahte hain tumhe is kadar

Zindagi seh hogaye hain bekhabar
Bas ek pal kah sath ho tumara...
Dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein..
Tere dil mein apni Yaad...
Karte hai tumhe yaad tanhai mein,
Hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein..
Bas ek baar dekh loh in nigaah honmein...
Apne pyaar mein mujhe giriftaar kar loh
Bas ek guzaarish hai aapse..[

Yeh AdhooraPann
Jaisay Adhi Kaali Raat,

Jaisay Aadha Chand,

Jaisay Bin Sooraj Kiran,
Jaisay Bin Badal Barsaat,
Jaisay Jungal Mein Tanha Hiran,
Jaisay Be Aawaz Koiyal,
Jaisay Sookhi tahli,
Jaisay Thehra Hoa Paani,
Jaisay Bin Paani Machhali,Jaisay Andha Raahi,
Jaisay Bikhari Zulfein,
Jaisay Dolhay Bin Baraat,
Aisay Hi Tum Bin Main,
Aur Mera Yeh Adhora Pann.

Qabr Me Dafnate Hi
Sare Rishte Tut Jate Hai,
Chand Dino Me Apne
Apno Ko Bhul Jate Hai,
Koi Nhi Rota Umr
Bhar Kisi K Liye,
Waqt K Sath Aansu Bhi
Sukh Jate Hain

Maine ishara kiya,

usne salam likh bheja...
Maine pucha tumhara naam kya
hai,
usne chand likh bheja...
Maine pucha tumhari aankhein
kaisi hai,
usne jaam likh bheja...
Maine pucha kya chahiye tumhe,
usne sara aasman likh bheja...
Maine pucha kab miloge,
usne qayamat ki shaam likh
bheja...
Maine pucha kis se darte ho,
usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh
bheja...
Maine pucha kis se nafrat hai
tumhe,
"kambakhat" ne mera naam likh
bheja...

1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,

Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo LadkaWahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko ZoorSe Gale Lagaya Or Tab Ted
dyBear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.

"Its true love story"

Ek ladka apne
girlfrnd se bahut pyar karta tha...
Ek din usne apne girlfrnd se kaha,
Tum Mere bina 1 din bita k dikhao..
Girlfrnd ne apne boyfrnd ke bina ek din bitaya or wo jit gayi..
... Dusre din badi hi khushi sewo apne boyfrnd se milne gayi.. :-)
But woh mar chuka tha
Coz use canser tha,
Aur uske paas ek hi din bacha tha.
Usne letter me likha tha,
I know, You'll do it... :-)
Aur tumhe aisa roz karna
hoga,
Mere liye..
Sirf mere liye... :'(

Ek Ladke Ne Apne Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya Aur Wo Raji Ho Gai.

Ladka Aksar Kaha Karta Tha Ki Me Bina Dil Ke Ji Raha Hu Kyu Ki Mera
Dil Tere Paas He.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ne Apna Irada Change Kar Diya Aur Ladki Se Kaha
Ki Me Tumse Shadi Nahi Kar Sakta Mere Perents Ki Khushi Hi Meri Khushi
He.
Ladke Ne Kaha Hum Hamesa Dost Hi Rahenge Aur Ladki Maan Gai.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ki Shadi Hui To Us Ladki Ne Use "GIFT" Bheja
Ladke Ne Gift Kholte Hi Rona Chalu Kar Diya...
Kyu Ki "Gift Me Ladki Ka Dil Tha, Wo Bhi Khun Se Lathpath"
Aur Ladki Ne Likha Tha:
"Arey Pagal Tumhara Dil To Mere Paas Tha Use Bhijva Rahi Hu, Apni Wife
Ko Kya Doge?"
"ITs LovE"

A SAD LOVE STORY

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1 Ladka 1 Ladki Ko Har Roj Sirf Use Dekhne Ke Liye Uske Shw Room Se Roj 1 CD Khar
idta Tha Use Laga Ladki Use Kabhi Nahi Chahegi Par Phir Bhi Wo Roj Aata Aur 1 Na
ya CD Kharidta 1 Din Wo Ladka Mar Gaya Aur Wo Ladki Ko Pata Chalne Par Uske Ghar
Gayi Ladke Ki Mummy Ne Ladki Ko Uska Kamra Dikhaya Ladki Ne Dekha Ki Abhi Wo Sa
b CD Pack Hi Thi Ladki Ko Bahut Dukh Huaa Kyu Ki Ladki Roj CD Me 1 Love Letter R
akhti Thi iIt's A Tragic Love Story.

Ek dil pighlane wali luv storygirl: i cant marry u,

meri family ne mana kar dia.

Boy-wo kaun hote hain hme rokne wale?

Girl-mera pati or 3 bacche.

1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,

Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Te
ddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.

True love
subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi
ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
mandir me darshan krte waqt kisi k
pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki
kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man
halka ho gya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat
na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai,
or
ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazar k samne
aaye to hi aapka pyar hai.

Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar

Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan..

Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,

Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata

Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,

Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge...

1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,

Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.

Sad story
ek din ek ladke ki ma hospital mein admit thi
wo akhri sanse le rhi thi
us ladke ki ma ki death ho gyi
ladka ro ro kar behal ho gya tha usne
apni ma ka cupboard check us cupboard
mein use ek letter or medicine mila
us letter uski ma ne likha tha ki
"mujhe pata hai tumhe rone k bad
tumhari tabiyat kharab ho jati hai
isiliye ye medicines tumhare
liye good bye beta"

''EK andhi ladki thi jise sabne thukraya...

siway uske dost ke, wo use bahut like karta tha...
ladki roz kehti thi agar me tumhe dekh sakti
to tumhi se shadi karti 1din kisi ne
us ladki ko aankhen donate ki jab ladki ne
dost ko dekha to wo andha tha
dost ne pucha ''kya tum ab mujhse shadi karogi?
To ladki ne inkar kar diya...
ladka chupke se muskuraya, aur usko 1 letter
dekar uski life se chala gaya..
Usme likha tha."PLZ TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"

Yaad Nahi Woh Din Jab Tumse Baat Hui Thi,

Aur Humare Chehre Pe Muskan Chhayee Thi..
Ab Jo Dur Rehne Lagi Ho Tum,
Gam Ke Sagar Mein Poori Tarah Doob Gaye Hain Hum..

Pata Nahi Kab Humne Akhri Baar Hasa Tha,

Lekin Haan, Humare Dil Mein Bhi Khusiyon Ka Badal Barsa Tha..
Ab Yeh Badal Sirf Gam Barsaate Hain,
Har Pal Humein Rulate Hain..
Aye Jan-e-Man Ehsaan Kar Do Ek
Humein Kabhi Na Bhulana,

Wo to majborioon main lipti hain

Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!

1 ldki jo pyr ko shayd smjhti b na thi

use 1 ldke se pyr hogya
wo 2no 1 dusre se bht pyr krne lge
lekin 1din aisa hua dono ka
milna or bate krna bnd ho gya
vo ldki us ldke k yad me roti rhti
or God se pray krti 1 bar muje usse mila do.
1 din god ne usse bola:jis din ye msg sbi pyr krne walo ko mil
jyega us din tera pyar tere sath hoga
or jo isko rokega usko uska pyr kbi nhi
milega. Snd dis to 10 ppl.apko pyar ki ksm.

Ye msg Pyar karne walon k naam,

Heer paidal ja rahi thi ek ladka awaz deta hai:
Ae diwani piche mud k dekh,
Tera dupatta zameen se ghisa ja raha hai,
Heer jawab deti hai:
Ae diwane tu kya jane ye v
Apna farz nibha raha hai,
Koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko
"Ranjhe" ke siwa, isliye ye nisan mita raha hai.

Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,

Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,

Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,
Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ise TuM Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,
Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad GaM Ki Rutt,
Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,
Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Shuro Se Iski Fitrat Hai ZaMane Ko,
Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,
Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha..

STORY: ek 14 saal k ladke ko,

10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki
Photo raste me mili,
Or us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya..
Uska us ladki ke liye pyar
Dhire dhire badhane lga..
Wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga..
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko,
Kabhi nhi paa saka..
Kuch saalo baad..
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha or
Puchha "tumhe ye photo kaha se mila?"
Ladke ne puchha"kyu?"
Ladki ne kaha:
"Mera photo kho gya tha,
Jb me 10 saal ki thi".
SACHA PYAR Kbhi B FAIL NAI HOTA...

* must read it***

Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre ko
bahut pyaar karte the...
Ladki hamesha ladke se yahi kehti
rehti thi ki mera dil tumhare pas hai.
Iska khayal rakhna.Ek din ladki ne
ladke ko bataya ke uski shadi tay
ho gayi hai aur wo apne mom dad ke
against ni jaa sakti..Boy also agreed
wid her..Next day girl was married wid
another guy.. When she was opning a gift,
she sawthe gift n got fainted....Gift ke
andar ladke ka dil tha aur ek letter pe
likh atha PAGLI APNA DIL TO LETI JAA WARNA
APNE PATI KO KYA DEGI..

The 1st ever status on Emptiness :)

Chk it out..Hope u all will like it ?
~Nrip~
Kuch To Baat Humse Ki Hoti
To Ye Zindagi Aisi Nhi Hoti
Kehte Ho K Umeed Thi Tumhe Humse
Sach Hai Ye To Iski Umar Itni Kam Nhi Hoti
Ek Baar Humse Shikayat Agar Karte Tum To
Hum Ne Khud Me Tabdiliya Bhi Ki Hoti
Yuh Jo Saare Rah Badnaam Kr Rhe Ho Hame
Ek Baar Mere Es Dil Ki Bhi Sun Li Hoti
Hum Ne Utara Tha Tumhe Apni Ruh Me Ae Sanam
Kaash Ye Baat Tmne Hamari Aankho Me Dekh Li Hoti

SAD STORY IN LOVE

LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
PLEASE LIKE THIS.

Manzile Bhi Us ki Thi Aur Rasta Bhi Usi Ka

Tha Aik Main Akehla Tha Kafila Bhi Usi Ka Tha.
Saath Saath Chalney ki Such Bhi Us ki Thi
Phir Rasta Badalney ka Feslah Bhi Usi Ka Tha
Aaj Kiun Akehla Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai
Log To Us Ke The Kiya Khuda Bhi Usi Ka Tha ?
TO KHUDA BOLA-Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi..
Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha...
Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka.....?
Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,,,,
Sachha Pyar To Tera Tha....

Ek Boy L0ved A Girl But

Never Pr0posed Her.

One Day He Decided T0 Tell
Her At 1:00am At Night..!!
He Type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And Sent It, After A Few Sec0nds
He G0t A Msg But He
Decided T0
See It The Next Day F0r
Surprise And Slept..
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Next Day, He Read The Msg
And So Sh0cked Because,
It Was Written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg Sending Failed Due T0
Insufficient Balance.
Plz Recharge Ur Acc0unt..

Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek

Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga !

Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi

Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi
Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar
Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai
Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur
Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka
Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise
Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat

Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le

Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis
Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne
Laga Ki Neki
Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati..
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Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi,
Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur
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Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya

Zindgi me7 kaam aasan hai.

Aur muskil bhi. . .
1) dosti krna asan,
par nibhana muskil..
2) pyaar krna asaan par pana muskil..
3) Bharosa todna aasan par krna muskil..
4) yaad krna aasan par bhulana
muskil..
5) jhut bolna aasan par sach sunana
muskil..
6) kisi ko rulana aasan par hsana muskil..
7) kisi k begair marna aasan par jina
muskil....

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,

Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!

2 dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle

mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..

Usne Sarang ko jaga k

kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
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Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
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Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
. .
Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi

ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki

ar kha karti thi ki main bina dil
uch dino baad ladki ne apna irada
shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents
mesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan
ladke ne use "GIFT" bheja.

ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aks

k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... k
change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse
ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kahahum ha
gya... Kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us

2nd part of my story

Ladki ne gift kholte hi rona chalu kar diya... Q ki 'Gift mein dil tha wo v khun
se lathpath' or likha tha.."are pagal tumhara dil to mere paas tha use bhijva r
ha hoon apne husband ko kya do gi? "ITS LOVE" ??

Girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ko letter likha

"Meri life me naya Ladka aa gaya hai
.
.
.
tumse accha
.
.
.
Main usi se saadi karungi
Meri photo wapas bhej do"
Bf ne apne saare friendz ki GF'S ki 50 photo jama ki aur beech me uski photo ke
letter likha
.
.
.
.
.
Lo inme se apni photo nikal lo,
mujhe tumari Shakal yaad nhi hai.....
hehehe.....
Boys thoko likes...

1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI SeKaha:
Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!

Ek Tha Raja
.
.
Ek Thi Rani
.
.
Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani.
Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho??
Bola Na Kahani Khatam

Amazing Love Story:

A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:

Teri yad ne mere dil ko sja rakha hai

tere pyar me sab ko bhula rakha hai
kuch acha nahi legta teri judai ke bad
ek teri yaad ko sine se laga rakha hai

tera milna to ab ek khawab hi lagta hai

najayaj ab kyo dil ko bhula rakha hai
sab kuch lut gya hamara tere pyar me
teri yad ko palko me chupa rakha hai
muqadar se milte hain bichar kya warna
aj bhi tera naam dil me saja rakha hai
najayaj koi nahe basta tere siva ankh me
ek teri tasvir ko dil me chupa rakha hai

1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi se ja rhe the

Lrka 1'SMS Lrki ko krta ha
Larki SMS Parne se Pehle hi Larky ko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi Me Tume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car se Takrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar SMS Parti ha to Us k Ansu Us Mobile pe Girte hn SM
S me Likha tha
Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi Me Mar jaun ga this is real story

LuV STORY OF ENGINEER

I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 childrn
I got PH.D
Her daughtr is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I'v joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony
.
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughtr is my WIFE
.
Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best..

1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The

Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya

Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!

A 14yrs young boy found a 12yrs girls photo on street side & he loved that girl
so much but he couldn't able to meet that girl again.
after a very long time his wife saw this photo next to his bed & she asked, Wher
e did you get this?
he asked,Why?
then she told i was lost it when i was 12yrs old.

i-e. - True Love never fails

choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??
`
Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara NaamLeke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do
`
Jiski Yaad Me Sare Jahan Ko Bhul Gaye
Suna Hai Aajkal Vo Humara Naam Tak Bhul Gaye
Kasam Khai Thi Jisne Sath Nibhane Ki Yaaro
Aaj Wo Humari Lash Par Aana Bhul Gaye

Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?

Girl:Nai
...
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga :(
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti

hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi

LuV STORY OF ENGINEER: :P

I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony.
.
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughtr is my WIFE
.
Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best...

Two Beautiful Lines:

I Will Stay Close To You..
Till My Presence Doesn't Hurt You..
I Will Move Silently Away FromYou..
Once I Feel That My Presence Irritates You..!!

ONE SAD STORY

Ek ladki thi aur uska boyfriend tha. Wo apne boyfriend se bahut pyar karti thi.
Ek din usne apne boyfrnd se kaha tum mere bina 1 din bita ke dikhao. Boyfrnd ne
ye challange except kiya usne apni grlfrnd ke bina pura ek din bitaya aur wo jit
gaya. Dusre din khushi se wo grlfrnd se milne gya to wo mar chuki thi kyunki us
e canser tha aur uske paas ek hi din tha. Usne leter me likha tha u will do it k
ya tum ye roz karoge ?
BY : SANJAY SINGH
Itz really hurts...J

1 ladki ne god se pucha : what is love, god ne

kaha jao bag me se ek
phool lao,
vo ladki phool
lene gai use 1 phul
pasand aaya par wo

jayda sundar phul chahti

thi ,
wo aage chali gayi
lekin use achha phul na
mila !
Jab wo wapis vo
phul lene gayi use vo
phool bhi na mila ,
vo
bahut pachtai or god ko
akar bataya,
God say- THIS IS LOVE
Jab pyar pas hota hai to
uski kadra nahi hoti or
uske jane k baad uska
ehsas hota hai :-(
~~? sanju ?~~

Painfull Story :
A guy had cancer&had only 30 days
left.
He likd a girl,working in a CD shopbut
never told her abt his LOVE. Everyday
he usd 2 buy a CD just 2 spend
sometime with her.
After a month he died.
When the girl went in serch 4him.
His mom told he died out f cancer&
tok her 2 his room, were shesawall
the CD's unopend&d girl started
crying.
U knw y..
She had LOVE letters 4 him insid the
CD's.
BOTH LOVED bt nevr expresd..
So express ur love if u have. .?

sad love story ;-(

1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car N
e Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Te
ddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Respect Ur Love

A cute LOVE STORY...!

?
There was a boy wh daily sent his
girlfriend a rose when ever he was out.
?
...1 day he died,
?
still his girlfriend received
A Rose evryday,
?
She was shcked she asked the floweriest,
?
she told her that her boyfriend had paid advance
for her whole life.
?
S
Love someone such that it remains forever ?

Uski doli uthi mera janaza utha. Phool us par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the. Me
hfil udhar b thi log idhar b the unke hasna idhar rona. yahan sahelya uski b thi
dost mere bhi the qazi udhar bhi tha molvi idhar bhi tha. Wo saj ke gai mujhe s
ajaya gya wo uth k gayi mujhe uthaya gya fark sirf itna tha use apnaya gya mujhe
dafnaya gya.

1 story -kal mere g.f ka birthday tha aur oo mujhse gift me ring jahte the aur m
ai unse sadi karna chata tha aur kal subha mai ne unko gift me 1 mobile diaa per
tab mere g.f ne usko fek diaa usne kaha mujko ring chaheye mobile nahi tab mai
road per gya hum ko chort lag gaye aur mai ohe maar gya tab mere g.f aaye bole h
uye sumit usne mera gift v liye tha usme phoneme call aaya to usme ringtone tha
"hey megha u have a poket my ring"tab mere g.f rone lage.
Djsumit

Mohabbat Ki Baat Mat Karo.Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta..Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Pe Aitbar
Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,Guzar Jayen Jo Din Wo Din Wapas Laut Ke Nahi Aate,
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaks Kit
ni Bewafa Thi... Kisi Ko Bewafa Kehna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta.. Zakham To Bahot D
iye Hain Us ne ls Dil-e-Nadaan Ko... Zakham Hum Bhi Dete Magar Badla Lena Mujhe
Accha Nahi Lagta

Sad story-Ek dal pr ek tota aur ek maina rhte the. Ek din maina ne tote se pucha
- Tm mjhe chor to nhi doge?Tota - nhi.Ek din jor se tufan aya aur tote ne maina
se kha - tum ud jao. " apna khayal rkhana khkr maina ud gai. Tufan thamne k bad
us ped pr ja kr dekha . Tota mr chuka tha aur ek dal pr likha tha" agr vo ek bar
bhi ye khati kh mai tumhare bina nhi jaugi to mai tufan ane se phle n mrta"

A cute love story

Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?

Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u.....

Is BeNaam Se Rishte Ko Nibha JaoKisi Din

Jo Mil Jaye Fursat To Paas Aao KisiDin..
Milta Hai Sabhi Ko Sab Kuch Ye Suna Hai
Mujhe Toh Faqat Tum Hi Mil Jao Kisi Din..
Barsoun Se Yeh Mera Dil Khali Hi Pada Hai
Tum Apne Naam Ki Hi Takti Laga Jao Kisi Din..
Barso Ki Mohabbat Ko Kis Tarah Bhula Dete Ho
Mujh Ko Bhi Aisa Hunar Sikha Jao Kisi Din..
Muqaddar Mein Jo likha Hai Kabhi Naa Mitega
Fursat Mile To Dil Ko Yeh Baat Samjha Jao Kisi Din.

A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,

Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(

> Once a time a girl lives in a town....

> And a boy live in a village...
> For searching a work,the boy going to
Town and join a garmence
Which is near from girl'home.......
> One day Boy saw fire in this
Home which the girl lived......
> So he run 4 the house
> After sometimes he reached thehome
And saved this house....
> Then this time started their love
Story.... >>>:::::: ThE eNd ::::::

Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai

Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.

Chod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan

Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.

A cute love story

Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi? Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo
rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr
jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u........

Unki duaon se hume wo sahara mila,

Jo milta nahi kisi ko wo kinara mila,
kin lafjon me hum bayan kare unki ahmiyat..
Jaane kitno ki bheed me koi itna pyara mila!

Chale wo kadam kadam jo sath mere...

To uske saath se ishq ho jaye..
Thame wo pyaar se jo haath mera....
to apne haath se ishq ho jaye....
Chhu le pyar se is Paysi Ruh ko...
to apni ruh se ishq ho jaye....
Aaja tham le mujhe tu apne daman me....
Aa aaj tere " ishq " se " ishq " ho jaye...
Aa Chum le in Pyase laboo ko...
ki Aaj tujhe bhi mujhe se ishq ho jaye

I
I
I
I
I

Love not becuse of what you are......

Love becouse of what i am when i am with u.....
Love you not becouse of who you are....
Love bocouse of who i am when i am with u.....
starts for you and end with you that's the reason why i love you...