Scene 1

(Stage andhakar. Background e samudrer awaj. Songe titanic er my heart will go on er

music. Light aste aste focus korbe stage e dariye thaka Pao er opor. Pao life of Pi er attire
e. Lungir moton kore dhuti, ekta sando ganjee r mathai gamchha badha. Hate ekta lathi.
Halka halka dulchhe Pao. R hater lathi ta boitha baniye nouka bawar moton korbe. Besuro
golai titanicer sure gaichhe Pao)
Prattek rater swapno, hoy je amar vogno,
Ami noito boka, tobu sabai dei sudhu dhoka
Ke jane, ke jane, keno jane he bidhata
Tumi bolo, mukh tolo, o amar debota...
Premhin ei jibone, koto kosto joma e mone,
Khuji toke, jhope jhare, pothe ghate, kone kone
Kobe pabo, tar dekha, jane se bidhata
Tumi bolo, mukh tolo, o amar debota...
Byaghro Ragi baba, bosai pode thaba,
Bekar ami, kintu mufter noi tar dhaba,
byabsa korar ichha, rojgarer matha betha
kobe jabe, taka debe, o amar debota...
(Hothat Bagher garjan sona jabe. Titanicer music stop. Joralo ghono ghono garjan. Gan
thamiye debe Pao bhoy peye. Samudrer awaj uttal hoye uthbe. Songe jhorer awaj. Jeno
samudre jhor uthechhe. Tol mol korbe Pao, jeno balance kore khub kosto hochhe darate.
Jeno nouko dulchhe Bhishon bhabe. Sathe bagher garjan. Alo elo melo norchhe Paoer chari
dike. Pao tal samlate na pere stager opor pore jabe. Alo elo melo ghurte ghurte ghurte
ghurte, Paoer theke sore stager onno dike chole jabe. Back ground sound stop. Sekhan
theke prabesh korbe Paoer ma. Banedi Sambhranta barir bouer moton saj. Ondhokare sowa
obosthai Pao mathar gamccha r dhuti khule felbe. Dhutir nicher barmuda r sando ganjee
pore thakbe. R pore jawar pose theke ghumanor pose e suye thakbe. Paoer ma ke alo
follow kore Pao obdi ese Maer pratham sanglaper por full light dite hbe stage e. Tokhon pao
ke suye thakte dekha jabe.)
Ma Pao.. amar pao ruti... naru gopal amar... oth bap.. bela barota bajlo to sona manik
amar... ebar baba chole asbe to.. Boku boku korbe abar...
Pao (dhormoriye uthe bose) Bagh bagh!! Bap bap... Ma bachao ... jhor jhor.. ami dube
jabo... bagh kheye nebe amai... Ma bachao ... bachhao.. . (Joriye dhore make)
Ma Ki holo Pao... Paoruti amar... swapno dekhechhis baba... eito ami... kono bhoy nei... ei
to ami.. chokh khule dekh amar gopal... eito ami nanigopal...
Pao (Chokh khule assasta hoye) O swapno... swapno chhilo... uff Bachlam... (abdar kore)
ma arektu ghumobo...
Ma Khepechhis!! Tor baba elo bole... esei galmondo korbe baba toke... amar ekdam bhalo
lage na.... ei ne tor bed milk...
(ekta dudher feeding bottle mukhe guje dei Pao er)
Pao (chuk chuk kore chuste chuste) Ma tumi best... sabcheye bhalo tumi... babata ekta
villain...
Ma (jiv kete) Chhi emon bole na sona..Tor baba na?? Kobe je ei feeding bottle chharbi..
glasseo to khete Paris.. . Aj bade kal tor biye hbe... tarpor ki nijer bachhar songe dudu
khabi.. .
Pao Biye!!! Hobe amar ma??? Kobe hobe go??? Amar khub biye korar sokh kotodiner..
tumi chhoto bela theke to sei golpoi diye aschho.. lal tuk tuke, fut fute bou hobe amar..
amake r amar bouke dekhe mone hobe je Krishna nagarer matir bor bou putul...
Ma - Lagbei to.. amar putul chhele dhuti Punjabi pore, topor mathai diye, bor seje jabe lal
tuktuke benarasi pora putul biye kore ante..
Pao (mukh vengche) - eeeeeeeeee.. erpor to oi ghar lokpoke, huko khawa buro putuler
moton lagbe amai (ghar nachiye).. R tuk tuke bou Pete hobe na.. Buri bhimrul eshe ghare
hool photabe!!
Ma (ador sahakare mathai pithe hat buliye dite dite) - Ha ha ha... pagol chheler amar katha
sono... Are boka, boyeshta koto tor!! Ei Ashar e 26 hobe... biyer boyesh ki chole gechhe naki

re! ajkal to keu 30-35 er age biyei kore na.. he obosso amader samay onno byapar chhilo...
tor boyeshe to tor baba bap hoye gechhilo..
Pao - Bojho tahole... Baba batela dei ekhon edike amar boyeshe bap chhara r kichhui hote
pare ni... Ami thammar mukhe sab sunechhi... football lathiye berato tokhono.. R tomar
songe lukiye prem kore berato sudhu... Thakurda ghar dhore biye dite, tarpor ami howar
pore, sangsare mon dei.. Thakurdar byabshateo tarpor lamba nak ta golano suru kore..
Ma (mukhe achol chapa diye hasi chepe) - Se ja bolechhis. Tokhon tor baba ja chhilo..
ekhonkar songe kono mili nei... likpike, har gil gile, serenga marka chhelemanush... fanush
jeno.. ba vokatta ghuri... saradin sudhu ure berachhe... ki jhartai na kheto sasurmashai,
mane tor Thakurdar kachhe... kintu ke kar katha sunto.. tokhon to tor baba ekebare hero
hiralal..
Pao - Hero Hiralal na pakka villain mal ekta.. Chharo to tomar bashi bosta pocha romance...
are amakeo to temon ekta sujog dite pare baba.. hoito amio boro businessman hoye jabo,
du charte bachhar baba howar por... hoito keno! Hoboi to.. albat hobo... are byabsha amar
rokte... Thakurma bolto amai dadur moton dekhte... Dadu chhilo dude byabsadar... sei
purbobanger jamidari chhere ese ekhane kotoi na karbar jomiye chhilo... R baba kakara to
sab kheye ekhon sudhu kaparer dokan tai rakhte perechhe.. Chapalamayi Bastralay.. nam
sunlei annaprashaner payesh uthe ase.. dokan to na asto chiriyakhana ekta.. sadhe ki hajar
lathi juto kheyeo dokane bosi na giye.. or nam howa uchit Chappal Mari Posuralay.. Ami chai
sadhin business korte.. Ami hobo vobissoter Tata, Birla, Ambani!! Ta na sareer vaj khulbo r
gotabo???
(Baire theke bhari golai kashir sobdo sona gelo. Paoer ma Sushma Debi omni tothosto hoye
uthe dariye, chheler gaye are kaekbar hat buliye)
Ma - Oi tor baba elo bujhi. Chaner joler byabostha kori.. kheye deye ek ghanta ghumiye abar
Dokan chhutbe manush ta... Janis to samayer ektu edik odik holei amar to sare sarbanash
hobei, abar tor mamar barir pabitra atma gulikeo gal pere namiye anbe tor baba.. Tui oth
baba.. dotolar bathroom tai chole ja.. Nichertai jas na.. tor poita ta to ektu dhuteo Paris.
Rong ta hoyechhe dekh.. dekhle ghenna hoy.. holdete.. ish.. nahoy amai dish ami dhuye
debo.. achha oth.. Ami jai odike.. Hari ke brush diye pathiye dichhi..
(Maer prasthan)
(Pao kichhu ekta chinta korte thake gabhir bhabe. Paichari korte thake. Hothat hate ekta jug,
ghare gamchha r hate toothbrush niye stage e dhoke buro chakar Haridas. Haridas Pao er
babar gupto char r khash lok)
Haridas - (Jug diye jore tabler opor thoke jore jore) Boli kota baje!!!
(Chintai dube thaka Pao hothat Harir achamka table e jug thokar awaje chomke giye humri
kheye pore)
Pao - Mago!! (Uthe doure ese sajare Harir pechone ek lathi mare).. Sala Lathkhor.. Kotobar
bolechhi na evabe achamka awaj korbi na... amar heart weak...
Hari Se to uuuiiikkk (weak) hobei... Harat (heart) r beren (brain) eksonge bare... Tomar
dutoi shoktopokto hoyniko bapu... Boro Dadabau amai bolechhen!!
Pao Ore harami... amar baper dialogue gulo ratta mere amar opori chalachhis... Dekh tor
chakri Jodi na kheye ni ekdin..
Hari (Bigyer moto heshe) Sei khemta tomar nei Khokababu... Boro dada babu tomake
ghar dhakka diyi ber kori diti pare bari theki.. amake valobasen pochondo... tai amar jaiga
pammanent...
Pao - Chup sala dhemna buro.. bero sala... fot ekhan theke..
(Haridas khik khik kore haste haste toothbrush, jug r gamchha diye chole jai).
Backstage theke awaj ase Pantar.. Panta Paoer best friend... Boyeshe jodio ektu chhotoi..
Panta - Pao da, O Pao da.!!
Pao - (jeno dotolar janla diye niche uki mere, ektu chapa golai) - Chup Chup.. aste.. Royal
Bengal barite.. pechhoner jamadarer siri diye opore chole ai..
(Pao abar paichari korte thake r songe dato majte thake. Jeno gavir kono chintai mogno.
Manche Pantar prabesh)
Pasta - Pao da.!! Tumi sala ei ghum theke uthle!!

Pao - O tui esechhis. Shon na Panta ekta darun plan esechhe.. Business Idea!! Eta hit hobei
mone hochhe...
Panta - Chharo to tomar lomer plan.. Achho bhalo.. barotai uthe plan marachho.. heavy
khobor achhe.. Radar er theke tatka khoborta sunei tomar kachhe doure Elam.. deri korle
cholbe na.. jaldi berote hobe.. show sesh hoye jabe nahole..
Pao (ektu uttejito hoye) - Show!! Panu show naki re!!
Panta - (hat kochle) ekdam.. Punjabi adult film. Radarer khobor.. pakka...
Pao (abak hoye) - Punjabi!!! Ja sala Punjabi mal kothai amader parai??
Panta - Gandu ki loke sadhe bole tomai.. are oi je Raju der barir ek tolai notun bhara
esechhe na ager mashe.. Sardar ji r tar bou.. boudi ta khasha..Puro Sabita bhabi.. Radarer
pakka khabar oi barir kol parer pechhoner pachile ekta futo achhe...
Pao (ahlade) - seki re.. show timing ki??? Kol pare ki kore Sabita Bhabi?? Bashan maje
naki?? (Lobh kore) Khaje khaj, hill top e vaj!!!
Panta Are taro besi Guru!!! (Gan kore) Khullam Khulla Chan Korenge.. R dekhenge Hum
dono!!!
Pao Uff ki bolchhis re!!!
Panta - Tahole r bolchhi ki.. Jaldi cholo.. show timing shuru holo bole.. cholo jaldi...
Pao (Jug theke Jol niye jaldi mukh dhuye) - Chal Bhai chal...
Panta - Kichhu kharcha hobe boss.. jano to kujo buro manthar Radar kemon gechho
dhemna.. timing jante r thik thak futo dekhanor jonno mal kari khoshbe.. 200 taka niye nao
songe..
Pao (chamke) - Pagol naki! Oto to nei Bhai..
Panta - Ekso nao...
Pao (ghar nere) - Porsu je maer singashoner nich theke 300 jhere chhilam tar theke 50
beche achhe...hobe re?
Panta (mukh shitke) - Panchaaas!! Har hawate hoye jachho din din...achha Dekhi manage
hoy naki..cholo to ekhon... jaldi..
Pao (lalashai) - Uff!!! Punjabi tadka... chal chal...
(Dujoner druto prastan)
Scene 2
(Chair e Bose Paoer Baba Rabindra Nath Bhattacharya. Paoer ma Sushma devir entry.)
Ma Ki go kokhon ele? Aj eto deri holo je?
Baba Achha tomar klanti ase na last 30 bochhor dhore ek proshno korte? Aj 15 min agei to
esechhi..
Ma O tai bujhi! Asole tomar apekhai tirther kaker moto boshe thaki to?? Ek ek minute ek
ek jug mone hoy..
Baba Babba!! Dhong dekhe r pari na... otoi tan thakle 7 minute agei dhokar samay jokhon
kesechhi tokhoni dekha dite... sei biyer porer pratham diker moton... Na bolo oi akal
kushmando kaker bachha tar goal keeping korchhile..
Ma Tomar mone achhe biyer por pori tumi dupure jokhon khete aste.. bari dhokar agei
keshe Keshe prai golai chire felte.. Jate ami bujhte pari tumi ese gechho..
Baba (Attohashi) Ho Ho!! Ar tumi ghore lukiye ready hoye thakte... R chane jawar age
Chat jaldi ekbar mathe nebe Centre line theke ball niye soja penalty boxe dhuke Goal!!
Ma (lajja peye ) Chup! osovvo..
Baba Ekhon hobe naki mini goal e Chhotto ekta football match!!
Ma Ish!! Buror sokh Dekho na!! Satti go ki sundar chhilo sei sab din gulo... Kintu tomar
babata Maha khochh...
Baba Oi!! Offside!!
Ma Are bolchhi maha khochhe thaka lok chhilen Sasurmashai.. Chan kore kheyei tomai
songe songe dokane pathiye dito r nije vosh voshiye ghumoto..
Baba Are baba achhilen jamidar manush... mejaji alada chhilo onar.. R kam boyeshe kam
to Parisram kore ni!! R du duto jowan chhele thakle onar to aram korari katha... sabar to r
amar moton kapal noy.. Je asto ek ahammok chheler bap.. tai sarajibon gadhar moton khete

morte hobe... koto sokh chhilo ekta football coaching club khulbo.. sei barat koi amar??
Dokan thelei morbo ajiban.. .
Ma r sasurmashai to roj tomai asteo dito na.. ekdin tumi arek din thakurpo... ki chhatar
niyom re baba... oi kashi chhilo jeno amar keshtor bashi...
Baba He Hari giye Tiffin diye asto dokane... tomar hater ranna hole khub amod kore
khetam.. satti ki din chhilo se sab... achha Hari koi!! Hari ei Hari!!
Ma Ami jai nicher bathroom e tomar Jol diye di...
(Ma berote jai r Hari dhoke. Sushma debi ektu onnodike Hari ke soriye)
Ma Paoer name kan vangiyechhis ki to aj tor ekdin ki amar ekdin.
(Hari badhho chheler moton ghar nare. Ma chole jai)
Hari Dakte chhilen Babu!! Ami to apnar daker jonnoi dariye chhilam.. Asole chhotobabur
kaj korchhilam.. ei to uthlo ghum theki..
Baba Ektai uthlo haramjada.. e chheler ki hobe r? Kulangar ekta..
Hari R bolben na Babu! Ami koto bojhalam. Babar boyesh hochhe tumi pase darao.. ei
boyesheo Borobabu kotto Khata khatni kore.. R tumi pore pore ghumube... evabe aniyam
kore nijer saril taro to kheti kortichho...
Baba Dekh Tahole!! Tui chakor beta hoyeo bujhis r amar nijer beta bojhe na..
apodartho...
Hari R boltechhi ki! Nawa nei khawa nei... ghum theki utthlo r oi baundule Pantar songe
beriye gelo.. khelo porjonto na.. are bap jolkhawar ta kheyi ja kotto kori bollam... khelo to na
ulte amai galmondo kori ponde ek lathi koshalo... U ki betha go Babu!!
Baba Chhi!! Kulangar!! Nijer Chhele bolteo lajja kore!! Ghorer khabe r Boner mosh tarabe..
Oi Sunechho!! Sushma kothai gele...
Hari Babu ami apnar Jol ta diye di kolghare
(Hari Surut kore kete porlo)
Baba Are Kaner matha khele naki!! Sushma are o Sushma!!
(Hate khunti niye Sushmar prabesh)
Ma Ki holo go!! Oma tumi ekhono chane jao ni!! Ami je vaja bosiye dilam..
Baba Kothai Suorer bachha ta!!
Ma Chhi tumi bujhi Suor!!
BaBa Moshkora koro na.. tomar lai e lai ei Chheleta uchhonne gelo.. Dekho to or boyeshi
baki chheleder!!
Ma Keu amader chheler nokher joggou na.. sonar tukro amader chhele..
Baba Ahammok ek nomborer... Dekho to or cheye chhotoi to tomar deorer chhele Nanu..
ki sundar dokane boschhe.. ki Baishayik budhhi amader Nanur.. Jano or budhhi tei dokaner
prothom insurance kora holo... eto bochhorer byabsha amader karur mathatei ase ni.. jodi
apod bipod ase dokaner opor amra to mathe mara jabo.. koto jhuki te chhilam bolo to amra..
Ma Oi beta Nanu ekta hare bajjat chhele.. Or bap tao bod r otao.. Tumi to thakurpo bolte
agyan.. Sarakhon Chandra Chandra kore jachho.. Kemon matha muriye asol poitrik bari ta
hatiye nilo... R amader vaggye jutlo ei dotola bari.. age jekhane tomader asrito r karmachari
ra thakto.. tao tomar chokh khole na!!
Baba Sono Sushma.. Chandra amar chhoto Bhai.. Baba sabsamay bolten Rabi tor
Chhoto Bhai Chandranath ke Dekhis.. Tui amar boro chhele tai tor opor sab dayitto thakbe
amar pore.. R Chandra ke oi bari ami to sechha tei diyechhi.. boro Dadar ki kono kortobbo
nei chhoto bhaier proti!!
Ma (jhajiye uthe) R nijer chheler proti kono kortobbo nei!! Koto Manot kore ei chhele ke
peyechhi amra.. biyer Char charti bochhor, koto apekhar por, amader kol alo kore elo Pao...
Baba He lomfer alomin mine dob dob kore.. koto asha chhilo nijer chheler opor... sab
asha mute vijiye dilo.. porashonai lobodonka.. tin bare tene tune madhyamik pass.. koto
asha chhilo boro footballer banabo.. se to ball ei lathi marte pare na... ball dilei Matite
lathai..r pa muchke bari ese maer achol dhore kade..
Ma Sabbaiki r porasona ba khela dhulai bhalo hoy!! Kintu dekhbe ekdin thik o kichhu ekta
kore dekhabe...
Baba He har jaliye seshe chitai agun debe amar... eitukuo parbe kina tao vorsha hoy na
amar..

Ma Chhi!! Joto alukhune katha.. O tomai khub bhalo bashe go.. kintu tumi sarakhon or
opor ragaragi koro.. Or khub kosto tai..
Baba Ragi ki sadhe.... byabsha korbe bole koto taka dhongsho korlo amar... bole naki
Sasha, Kola, Am esaber choklar powder baniye bikri korbe... darun upokarita.. bideshe khub
chahida.. Dobalo amar hajar hajar taka..
Ma Achha eki lottery!! Byabshai to lav loksahan thakei..
Baba Or bela to sudhui loss.. buddhi guloi to udvot.. je ja tupi porai o pore chole ase... ki
sab idea.. bachhader nengti r kathar byabsha.. tarpor idur, tiktiki, poka makorer jonno ki sab
jonmoniyontrok osudh.. Cycle r Rickshaw chalanor training school... Baper jonme sunechhe
keu... tao ami taka diyechhi..
Ma Are chesta to korechhe o bolo.. Or chesta achhe setai to boro.. safallyo to asbei ekdin
na ekdin..
Baba Se din amar r dekhar vaggyo hobe na..
Ma Na go na.. Asole o khub saral.. or mon ta sona diye mora.. amader koto adorer sona
manik..mone achhe sei chhoto bela ekbar satar katte giye bondhuder songe pukure dube
jai.. sara din rat khujeo oke pawa jai na.. amra to vebei niye chhilam amader Pao r nei..
Baba He bhable ekhono gai kata dei... Porer din body veshe uthlo..Pare niye ese dekha
gelo...
Ma Sash cholchhe.. Pao beche achhe... R ki chai bolo... Amader sonar chheleta to
achhe... Amader kachhe... Baki sab thik hoye jabe dekhbe.. .Iswar achhe.. Ma Dekho Ma!!
Baba (akasher dike cheye tin bar namaskar thuke) Are amar Jolta debe to koto deri hoye
gelo aj.. khabo kokhon r jabo kokhon dokane... Hotochhara nijeo jabe na amakeo deri
korabe..
Scene 3
(Ekjon kujo burote lok ekta dewaler samne paichari korchhe. Se holo Radar)
Radar - ajkal kar chhelegulir kathar kono dam nei... Sab burjuar bachha... fascist... ma mati
manusher shatru....srenishatru...
(Stage e Pantar prabesh)
Radar - Eije Madna... amai dar koriye kothai kete porli?? ? Jamidari hochhe!!! Tomra khabe
chal kola r vagchasider kapale lobodnka!!! Sala Gushkhor, Bhuiphor, Jutochor!! Samayer
konodam nei... Amar moton Netritte tomar kaj korar joggota nei comrade!!!
Panta Chup sala tarkata Radar!! Boro boro batela sudhu... Netaji na asto patha, rewaji..
Radar Chup kor..chup kor.. tora ajkalkar diner chhele chhokra.. Class Struggle, sangarm,
Biplab, Samajtantra, Revolution, esaber ki bujhis?
Panta (Khik Khik.. bidruper hashi heshe) Banan jigasa korle to pantooloner jaundice hobe..
sala sekhano buli jhere jachhe... ei son tarkata... tui satjonmer cadre, tor sat bap cadre,
tader sat satte unoponchas purush cadre... r agami sat jonmeo tora tai thakbi...
Radar Panta bhalo hochhe na bolchhi... Poder ful jhorar age theke rajniti kori ami..
Panta He ful jhore, fol peke, gare jungle gojiye gechhe... kintu tui sala cadre i roye
gechhis... sala girgiti.. jei khamatai ase omni tar ronge rangiye, sabjiye, kamliye jao... age
sala roj sakale manhush mukh dekhiye Dhonshakti khoborer kagoj lagatis morer mathar
stand e, r ekhon bari bari Bhago Bangla biliye berash.. R partyr dadader khobor jugiye
beras... kotha theke mal jhara jai...
Radar (Khuk khuk kore keshe) Are baje boka char to... Murgi ta kothai!! Amader Pao
Saheb!!! Ki din elo re... Age Mao Saheber Kaj kortam r ekhon seshe Pao Saheb!!!
Panta Matha thukte gechhe Madire... Vokto Vakatram to!! Oi aschhe. Sab Ready to!!!
(Radar ghar kat kore sammati janai. Stage e Pao er prabesh besh honto donto hoye)
Panta Ki go eto late keno? Ebar show sesh hole r amai khisti korte parbe na kintu..
Pao (Charidik khujte khujte) Kothai?? Kothai??? Achha case khabo na to???

Panta Are oi gachher arale dariye dekhle keu ter pabe na... Ki re Radar!! Pakka Khobor
to?? Case nei to!!
Radar Shon haramjada ra ei bal na emni pake ni... Radarer Khobor kokhono bhul hoy na...
tor bap thakurda dero jigasha kore nish... Sei kobe theke khobor chalachali kore berachhi...
ekhon to sab mobile e khutur khutur kore prem theke game khele jachhe... ekta samay
chhilo jokhon ei Radar i chhilo ekmatro betar barta... Ei to Pao... tor baper koto chithi tor
make pachar korechhi... abar return delivery o... R eije Panta, tor sejo kaka je boudibaji kore
bedom battam kheye para chhara holo, sei boudir songe ami fit kore diye chhilam khobor
chalachali kore...
Panta Tui ki gechho jinish ta ki amra jani na.. sala papi atta.. oi paper bojhai to beke do
hoye gechhis... chal futo dekha baje na boke...
Radar (Hat pete) Felo kari makho tel... nahole kak dekhbe pakbe bel...
Panta Pao da!! Dao dao.. Ja enechho shakun take diye dao...
(Pao pocket theke ber kore taka diye dei Radar ke. Radar pockete dhukiye isharai deyaler
dike egoi r oke pichhu korte bole dujon ke. Khanik egiye pachiler ekta bishesh jaigai futo
diye chokh rakhe atr pashe ekta gachh tai jaiga ta kichhu ta arale. R silently sarir kapiye
heshe Pantar gheti dhore futo tai chokh rakhai. Panta uki jhuki mere kichhu dekhar chesta
kore.)
Panta (fish fish kore) Ki re!! Kichhu dekha jachhe!!
(Pao hat dekhiye darate bole. R druto kabar sammati suchok ghar nare. Panta sei fake
Radar er hat dhore stager samne tai niye ase.)
Panta Oi amar hissa de..
Radar (Pocket e hat dhukiye taka ber kore) Ei ne.. Ami kati ebar.. Mela kaj.. Samne
Election!! (Radar chole jawar jonno pa barai)
Panta (Radarer collar dhore pechhone tene ene) Oi dhemna.. 10 taka dichhis je!!!! Katha
ki hoye chhilo?? 50-50 na??
Radar Are are koris ki!! Are o 50 takar note dilo to.. pore niye nish ar 15 taka.. ekhon
khuchro nei...
Panta Dibi ki na ekhuni!! Nahalo tomar pither horo dhonu ulto bekiye abar soja kore debo..
(Etokhon monojog diye ukijhuki diye Pao dekhar chesta kor chhilo. Panta r Radar er
conversation o sunte pachhilo na. Ebar mihi konthe daklo)
Pao Radar da!! O Radar da!! (Futor theke chokh soriye Panta r Radar er dike egiye aste
jai. Panta ei dekhe katha thamiye Paoer dike ghure ektu pa barai. Sei fake Radar champat
dei)
Panta (Radar ke paliye jete dekhe afsosh kore) Ja gelo foshke!! (Paoer dike ghure) Ki holo
ta ki!! Chole ele keno!! Show khatam??
Pao (Uttejito hoye) Na na cholchhe.. Uff ki chehara boudir.. nadush nudush.. forsha tuk
tuk... chan korchhe... dariye dariye...
Panta u hu huuuuu.. amio dekhbo... to chole ele keno???
Pao (Chintito hoye) Are sudhu pechhon ghurei chan kore jachhe... ghurchhei na...
Panta Ei jonnoi bole chhilam 50 takai hobe na... Ota half ticket... Tai sudhu Pechhoni
dekha jachhe...
Pao (Aro chintito hoye) O tai bujhi!! Are chhilo na to r... Kintu son na boudir sab bhalo kintu
gaye khub lom...
Panta Are tumi na pakka gobet!! Jano na lomosh mahila der sex beshi... Soro to ebar ektu
ami dekhi..
(Panta tarighari giye futoi chokh rakhe. Kichhukhoner modheyi jeno chamke uthe fire ase.)
Panta (Kachu Machu hoye) Pao da tumi dekho... Ebar ghurbe mone hochhe..

(Pao abar besh energy niye giye futoi chokh rakhte gelo)
(Tokhoni Stage e ekjon motashota churidar pora mahilar prabesh.. jeno rasta diye pachiler
dike hete aschhe)
Panta (Darshak der uddesso kore) Khaise.... Asol bhabi aise!!!
Mota Mahila (Pao ke dekhte peye) Ai Kaun hain!!! Kaun jhak raha hain hamare ghar
mein... Kaun hain waha!!!
(Panta eisab dekhe ruddhosashe doure stage theke palai. Pao ghure dekhe mota mahila
khanik tafate dariye taroshare Chillachhe tar dikei uddesho kore)
Pao Panta!!! Panta!!! (Humri kheye pore gachher pashe)
Mota Mahila Sardar ji!!! Aji sunte ho!!! Chor chor!!
(Pachiler pechhon theke hurmuriye ek mukh dariwala ekta mota forsha lok r mathai lamba
chul, beriye ase sudhu komore towel pore. Chul dari vije, sara gaye jol, jeno soddo chan
theke uthe elo)
Pao Bhago Sala!!! (Konovabe mukh lukiye, humri kheye, vege jai Pao)
(Ekjon ke palate dekhe dui mota muti ek jaigai dariyei tarashhare chillai)
Mota o Muti Chor!!! Chor!!! Pakro Chor!!!
Scene - 4
(Stager dujon loafer chhele dariye adda marchhe. Stage er ekdik theke prabesh korbe Baby
r Buchi. Baby ekta motasota meye. Dudike binuni kora. Dhile dhala poshak pora. Songe
Buchi tader barir kajer meye. Tar hate ekta alu vorti bajarer bag...Rogasoga, maila poshak
pora. Meye duti ke dekhte peye chhele duti sish marte suru korlo. Meyeguli kheyal korlo.
Baby jeno ektu patta dite chailo chhele gulo ke. Buchi guardianer moton kunui mere, isharai
Baby ke, chhele gulo ke patta na diye egiye jete bollo.)
Chhele 1 - Am khabi am.. Sibu!!
Chhele 2 - Pelei khai... amarto kalo jam o cholbe...
Chhele 1 - Khata pita gharka jersi goru...
Chhele 2 - Songe kochi kalo pathi Guru!!!
Buchi (Baby ke bolar vongite chhele duto ke suniye) - Baby Didi tomar baba aj kota pathar
ota kete khashi banalo jano??? Duto!! kete nun holud diye bedhe rekhechhe... Jabai hobe
minshe gulo khb jaldi...
(Bolte bolte stager ekdin theke arek dik chole gelo meyera. Chhele dutor ekjon hamba
hamba..gorur dak.. r arekjon meh meh... chhagoler dak dakte laglo. Stage kaek muhurter
jonno andhakar hobe.. chhele duto stage theke beriye jabe. R meyeder abar faka stage
prabesh hobe)
Buchi - Ki pora mukho minshe dekhle... olautho duto rokto bomi kore morbe..
Baby (Khil khil kore heshe) - Hi hi hi... Keno re Buchi! Chhele gulo to besh majar .. . Ki sab
bokchhilo .. . Amar eto hasi pachhilo... Tor konuier guto kheye anek koste chaplam.. .
Buchi - Ei je... Ei adikheta dekhei amar ga pitti jole jai.. chhele dekhlei oi Chaturjeder kuttatar
moton nal gorai tomar... kichhu mone koro na Didi.. . Ei jonnoi eto dhingi hoyeo tomar Sohag
korar nang jote ni..
Baby - Ha ha ha... ore amar Buchi rani.. Tor jeno premiker line lege achhe pechhone...
Buchi - Ei Dekho.. . Are jabe amader gaye... Amar songe sohag korar jonno koto Moga sar
diye dariye achhe dekhbe.. . Ma to tai sahare pathiye dilo amai..
Baby - ho ho ho... seto amader parateo anek majnu achhe tor... Ami jani na vabish!!
Buchi (nekamo kore) - O ma go!! Ke go Baby Didi?? ?

Baby - Oi je istirir dokaner buro Chhagan... Sakale mailar gari niye ese je Kesto tor jonno
bashi bajai.. Tarpor amader bari je koler mistiri ase.. . Bholu na Jholu ki nam.. .
Buchi (nak shitke) - Polu!!! Chhagan!! Kesto!! ! Didi amar ekta istandard achhe...
Baby - Ha ha ha
Buchi - Na Baby Didi.. tomai ei bole dilum .. . Marda beta gulo ke patta diyechho ki
fesechho... ekdam mathai uthe kit kit khelbe.. Joto bhaw khabe toto bhalo minshe jutbe.. .
Heeee . Ei bole dilum .. miliye niyo..
( Dujon hatte hatte stage er opor ghure berachhilo. Jeno Rasta diye hete barir dike jachhe.
Hothat ulto dik theke Panta doure ase stager modhye. Kono mote Babyke r tarpor Buchike
dodge kore stager onno prante paliye udhao hoye jai.)
Buchi - Oi oi Hanumaner bachha... leje agun lagalo ke re tor!!
(Dourote dourote Pao er prabesh. Thik Babyr samne ese break mare achomka. Dhakka na
lagiye Pao nijeke samle ulte pechhon dike pore. Baby chamke pechhone giye dhakka mare
Buchike. Buchi pore jai r tar hater bag o pore jai. Alu bag theke pore stage e chhoriye jai.
Music beje othe "Sathiya cinemar Uri Uri Uri, Khawabo ki kuri". Stage e nil mayabi Alo. Slow
motion e uthe darai Pao. Baby slow motion e egiye jai Paoer dike. Buchi statue r moton
stage e pore thake. Pao Sahrukh Khaner moton du hat chhoriye dariye thake r gan suru
kore. Ganer sathe Baby creative dance kore)
Pao - Ei uri uri uri....
Tor sathe o pori...
Toke dekhe chhota hati..
e mon kore matamati..
E parina parina parina
Rup tor je shoite parina
Chharina chharina chharina
Tor hath kokhono chharina...
O no no
O no no...
Cho Ghuri ghuri ghuri
Mone lage je sursuri
Tor preme o Mayabati
Mone jolechhe mombati
Cho narina narina narina
Premer ghanta dujone narina
Ar ari na ari na ari na
Bhab kore cho adda marina...
O ho ho
O ho ho..
(Gan gaite gaite slow motion e Pao stage theke alu gulo tule Babyr hate ek ek kore debe.
Baby speed e neche neche segulo Paoer hat theke niye nei. Musicer sesh howar agei
Stager onno pranto theke Panta dhoke chitkar korte korte. Nil alo sore normal light jole othe.
Baby jhotpot uthe pore alu kuroi. Baby r Pao ebar hate Alu dawa nawa pose e statue hoye
dariye thake.)
Panta - Pao da!! Pao da!! Sala dourou!! Kelan khawar ichhe khub. Pode Paji legechhe vule
gechho??
(Panta Paoer hat dhore tante tante stager baire niye jai. Pao tokhono slow motion e hasi
mukhe, hate ekta alu niye chole jete thake.)

Pao (Baby ke) - Nam ki?

Baby - Baby..
Pao - He seto amio chai.. Hobei to biyer por.. Kintu Nam ki?
Baby - Baby... iye mane Shabnam..
Pao - Bah!! Jemon rup temon nam...Kothai thaka hoy!!
Baby (lajja peye) - Uttarparai...
(Buchi doure giye Pao er hater aluta chhiniye niye tarossore galmondo korte thake. Panta
tene tene Pao ke niye stage theke beriye jai.. Baby ek hate ekta alu dhore Paoer dike bariye
rakhe hasi mukhe. Onno pranto theke towel pora Sardar ji r tar bou dhoke dourote dourote)
Sardar dampati - Chor Chor!! Pakro woh Bhaga.. . Chor Chor!!
Scene 5
(Stage e Chaer dokan. Kaekjon dokaner bench e Bose achhe. Hafate hafate Panta r Paoer
prabesh.)
Panta - Uff!! Kaner pash gheshe chapati ta beriye gelo.
Pao - Jane bachleo mon ta churi hoye gelo bodhoy..
Panta - Chapati! Ei Pao da.. Sakale to gelo ni kichhu!! Cholo Gopaler Dokan theke kochuri
khai..
Pao - Kochuri!! Na na.. Dana kata pori!!!
Panta - Uff!! he XXXL pori.. oi sizer Dana markete nei bole, Dana chharai ghurchhe.. Chharo
to oi hati mere sathir katha... cholo kichhu khao..
Pao - Khabo!! R taka nei to re Panta. Bari giyei nahoy kheye nebo ekebare.
Panta - He Baper dholai kheye pet voriyo bari giye.. Hitler ekhon barite vule gechho!!
Pao - O tao to thik... Kintu emni anek dhar hoye gechhe Gopaler kachhe...
Panta - Are Chharo to... o kichhu bolechhe tomai! O jane tumi Gouri Sener chhele..
Pao - Gauri Sen... dhur sala... amar babar man to Srijukto Rabindra Nath Bhattacharya!!!
Panta - Oi Gopal da!! Du plate kochuri Dao to jaldi jaldi garma garam..
Gopal - Esechhen fokor dala!! Abar oi Pao tar ghar venge khete esechhis.. Ar ei je Pao, r
kadin dudh kola diye kal shap pushbi?? Eta ekta pakka kal keute.. R bachhadhan koto baki
holo se kheyal achhe?? Amar Ganesh na ulte chharbe na dekhchhi... erpor kintu bari giye
Rabi babur theke sab bakir taka ushul kore niye asbo.. (bolte bolte dujonke duto kochurir
plate dei. Pao r Panta khete suru kore bench e bose. Pase bosha ekjon parar chhele
Rakesh bole)
Rakesh - Achha Pao.. tui toder dokane boshis na Keno bolto... eto boro chalu Dokan toder..
Pao (Khete khete) - Shon Rakesh oi dokandari amar dara hobe na.. du ekdin giye bose
dekhechhi... Nijeke naga sannyashir bantu mone hoy!!! Sabai samiho kore dekhe kintu
mone mone hashe... for show.. Nothing for Good!!!
Rakesh Good for nothing!!
Panta - Ei Rakesh da, tumi sala veto primary school master...goru Chhagol chorao roj giye
ischoole giye.. tumi business er ki Bujhbe! Pao da maidane chore berano khachhar noi..
lamba racer Arbi Ghora... (pantar dike takiye) ei sab black & white cinema characterder
katha patta dio na to Pao da... tumi hobe wool of owal istreet... dekhechho boi ta!! Ami
Hindi dubbing dekhechhi mobile e...Jompesh guru.. Tomai omni hote hobe... Paisa, Magi,
Nesha sabe Raja..Rajja Rajja..
(Pase bosha arekjon parar chhele Babu kathai nak golai)
Babu - Panta ja bolechhis... He go Pao da checchki filim.. Hero ta sala der seana.. Sudhu
batela mere r lokke bar khaiye, duhate Paisa kamai... R furtio kore temni.. Aj ei mal to onno

din arek chhamiya.. gari, bari r ja ta ta... nesao kore Kuttar moton.. dami dami daru abar sala
noter pod diye heroine tane... Pata khai... Patti orai.. kash oi jindagi hoto amadero mairi..
.Kintu tumi parbe Pao da!! Tomar hobe... ekta cigeret khawao na.. Gold falake!!
Pao Hobe amar!! Bolchhis?? Gopal da Cha cigeret Dao to sabaike..
Panta - amar ekta masla dao. Rajni tulsi.. borota..
Gopal - Bhaloi achhis tora... peyechhis sonar dim dawa murgi.. Dim debe r tomra topatop
mukhe purbe..
Pao (se kathar kheyal na kore) - Are Panta sakale bolchhilam na... ekta darun plan
esechhe.. business plan...
Panta - Ki go!! Sei je bolle agerdin?? Packet kora ghute?? ?
Pao - Nana.. otay Muskil achhe.. ami khobor niyechhi... ekhon Goru khb sporshokator
byakti... oder alada Police protection dawa hochhe... ghute besi production hole tara bolte
pare je ichhe kore goruder jolap khaiye nirjaton kora hochhe...
Panta - He seta obosso thik... Ei Mahan budhi ke dilo!!
Pao - Are ekjon khub boro business planning expert achhe... 1000 taka fees... gechhilam
Onar kachhe... Bollen onno anek plan achhe... per plan 5000 taka... kintu ami oto boka
naki!!! Business korbo to nijer plan e...
Panta - Se to botei.. . To notun plan ta suni..
Pao - Desig kora poite..
Rakesh - Poite!!! Oi bamunder ID!!
Pao - He 're (nijer poite ber kore)... dekh saber paribartan hochhe... Paribartaner hawa
ekhon charidike...
Baby - Ja bolechho Ostad!! ! Sei hawatei to du Paise hate ure aschhe...
Rakesh - Hawa to na... Kal Baisakhi.. Sab uriye niye jabe...
Panta - Poite bechbe??
Pao (bigger moton) - yes!!!! Designer Poite.. Nanan design, nanan ronger.. Branded Poite..
achhe market e bol???
Panta (Guthkar pick fele) - Thoo!!! Sabbash!!! Kya idea hai sirjeee.. .
(Pase laptop niye Bose thaka chasma pora ekjon chhele Nilu ebar oder kathai jog dilo.)
Nilu - Great idea Pao da!! Potential achhe business tar.. Kintu tumi ki bari bari giye sell korbe
na dokane rekhe. Er market tokhoni pabe jodi online becha jai...
Babu - Sei Dokan ta kothai?
Nilu - Pao da ekhon market puro digital hoye gechhe.. Prithibir sab pranter lok interneter
madhyame order diye tomar designer Poite kinbe.. lal e lal hoye jabe Pao Sir!!
Panta - He bhai tumio garam tawai rooti sheke nao... Achha Pao da amra to computer e ekta
asto dasakarma bhandari khulte pari... mane dhup, dhuno, nakuldana, kadma, siddhi, kolke
aro sab habi jabi becha jabe..
Nilu - Great idea!!! Songe dhoro online purohit supply r pujor samagrir package o sell kora
jai...
Pao - Hmmmm.. sunte to bhaloi lagchhe..
Rakesh - amra kichhu pujo pather course o korate pari... mane dhor bachelor in Sradhho
Shanti.. ba combined degree in Biye, Mukhevat, upanayan, ba diploma in grihoprabesh ba
Domestic Pujo... Masters in Durga Puja ba Kali pujo... ar amader certified purohit der special
package e amra customer der supply debo.. Placement guaranteed course sab..
Panta - Paisa diye esab Al bal keu Porte asbe... R purohit hote gele to bamun hote hbe
abar..
Babu - Jio!! Son na Bhai.. .amio dhukbo byabsai.. chakrir ja bajar ajkal... ami je kono jater
lok ke ukil dhore apithopith kore bamun padabi diye debo.. omni donation diye amader

Iskool e vorti koriye nebo... ei puro dunambari ta ami samlabo... mantri, ukil, policer sab Jack
amar achhe...
Panta - Patima r purut amra bideseo pachar korte parbo..
Nilu - U mean overseas contract!! He eisabi possible through online... mane internet er
sahajje..
Pao - Besh besh... mondo hobe na bol... koto kharcha hobe bol to andaj... amra sabai
sevabe puji jogar kori..
Nilu - Dhoro website design, hosting, payment mode.. Chharo tomra oto bujhbe na..ei Dhoro
5 lakh... kintu amar sab contacts lagiye ota sare tin lakhe kamiye ante parbo...
Pao - Urebbas!! Eto anek..r tui koto taka dhalte parbi..
Nilu - Are boss ekta Dokan nite gelei 10 lakh lage.. ekhane to Dokan lagchhe na... R raw
cash invest korar to amar khomota nei dada... sabe webdesigning er kichhu kaj peyechhi.. oi
der lakh jeta kamiye debo bhabo otai amar investment..
Pao - Rakesh tor ei porashonar jonno taka laganor to kono bepar nei..
Rakesh - Ki bolchhis Pao!!! Ekhon sabcheye boro industry holo education.. tai degree,
diploma gulor kono ekta University r sikriti chai... ami vabchhi Benaras Hindu University te
katha chalabo... sekhanei to lakh dashek application fees hobe...
Panta - Mariyechhe....
Rakesh - arekta Dekhbo.. jodi rajjyastore lakh 5 ek diye manage kora jai tahole amader
nijederi ekta University khule nite pari... ei Dhoro Dharma Banga Bswabidyalay... oi 5 lakh
jeta bachlo otai amar investment dhore nao...
Pao - Bapre! Sare chhoi tahole...
Babu - Khepechhis!! Are Mantri, police, ukil, jali student manage korar kharcha to koti te...
kintu ami local councillor ke dhore ota ekdam mamuli milimum kore debo...oi Dhoro sab milie
round round 10 peti...
Panta - chitol na rui machher??
Babu - Dhur bhonda.. .10 lakh!!
Pao - Sare sarbanash!!
Panta - R guru dasakarmar Stock, Poite design korano, gaja r siddhi r permission... sab milie
mishie Dhoro baro lakh.. r ami to taka Paisa dite parbo na... janoi amader kemon har hawate
obostha... kintu ami khete sab pushiye debo... tomar manager... sudhu hukum debe paer
opor pa tule..
Gopal - Serechhe... ekebare gola kete Peter sab dim ber kore je jar poach kore kheye nibi
naki 're? Are ei je Tara!!! Baeyambir aso aso.. Ki debo bolo?
(Stage e Taranath er entry... lamba chawra.. petano chehara holeo besh ekta potla vuri
achhe. Ese dokaner samne darai.. benche bosha chhelera nirbak alochona chaliye jai.. jeno
business niyei besh discussion cholchhe)
Tara - Duto poach... ek glass dudh... chini chhara.. (chheleder dike takiye) ei je puntor log!!
Saradin gejiye thuklei hbe... ektu sarir charchao to korte Paris.. (nijer hat gutiye bicep
dekhai.. buk fuliye chhati show off kore)
Babu - Ei je Tara da!!
Panta - Taranath Tantrik!! Bodybuilding er tantra mantra suru hobe ei...
Tara (hunkar diye) - Ei Panta bhate dhani Lanka!! Ki bolli be!!
Panta (Druto ese or folano chhati te alto hat chhuiye) - are Tara da!! Aj du inchi besi
lagchhe...
Tara (aro folanor chesta kore dom bondo howe jawar upakram) khuk khuk (keshe)... he Bhai
aj 5 ta dips r 7 ta don besi diyechhi... are tora je keno gym koris na! are Hanuman theke

Salman via Bibekananda sabai sikhiye gechhe je body holo building!! Jekhane ekmatro
selter pawa jai.. jhor japta, Bisti Khisti, jhar pit, sab theke bachte... sarir holo ekta Mandir.. .
Panta - He seto dekhchhi... (Peter dike angul dekhiye) mandirer gol gombujer niche ghanta
jhulchhe...
Babu - Dhong Dhong!!
(Tara hat fuliye..)
Tara - Dhore dekh... ispat!!!
Rakesh - Dhong!! Cholo Nilu bari jai (Nilu r Rakesh uthe jai)
Pao - Panta chal amio jai ebar bari... Gopal da sab hiseb kore koto holo pore bolo.. ekhon ja
katha barta holo ekta jaigai likhe Rakhi giye...
Tara - He sab likhe rakh Pao Vaji!! Amar tips gulo.. Tui chhele bhalo... puro beyamer list ta
diye debo... apadoto doshta kore tin set e don r dips ta diye suru kor...
(Panta r Pao o beriye jai. Babu Bose thake. Taranath Benche Bose pechhone hat diye
bencher opor otha nama korte thake)
Scene 6
(Pao r Panta dujone Paoer barir samne dariye)
Panta Cholo tata tahole... Sandhay berochho to!!
Pao He berobo.. Achhe tui ki bolish!! Ei byabsha ta cholbe?
Panta Are bumper cholbe.. Tomar rangil poiter idea ta to ekdam seal na phatano
byabsha.. otai hit hobe.. ar Jodi oi mal gulor budhhi niye computer e oisab becha jai.. r
kathai nei... Puro jome khir hoye jabe..
Pao Bolchhis!! Amaro tai mone hochhe..
Panta Ekdam Boss!! Tumi lege poro to... ami achhi tomar sathe.. Taka paisar jogar jontor
korte suru kore dao.. Ami baki sab byabostha korchhi..
(Samne diye Hari chakor jabe)
Pao O Hari... Baba beriye gechhe re?
Hari Se koifiyot ki tomai diti hobe naki! Uni jokon ichhe dukben jokon ichhe beiroben..
Tomai jaine jabe naki!!
Panta Ki aspordha chakor betar...
Pao Hari emon korsih keno.. Bol na re..
Hari - Ei samay holo bari ferbar.. Saradin toto kori ghuri berali cholbe... Jowan chhele
Gharer kheyi boner mosh tarabe r buro bapta khete khete moirbe...
Pao (Harir gheti dhore) Oi suarer bachha.. joto boro mukh noi totoboro katha!! Jutiye tomar
mukh chowra kore debo.. sala babar kotha gulo gile ekhon bomi kora hochhe... Emon debo
na kaner gorai ei katha guloi pode giye jome haga tight kore debe... sala pet fete more jabi...
Hari Chharo chharo!! Dadababu lagtichhe je... he go he Boro Dadababu dokan geche ge...
Pao (Gheti chhere Harir pode lathi mere) Vag sala!!
(Itimodhye stage er vetor Radar er prabesh. Panta dekhte peyei hoi hoi kore doure ese japte
dhore Radar ke. Radar palanor path paina)
Panta Ei beta 420!! Pao da dhorechhi harami ta ke.
Pao (Dekhte peye druto egiye ese) Chhar oke Panta.. Radar da evabe thokale amader!
Radar (chhara peye hafate hafate) - ami ki jantam comrade!! Tip ta bhhool chhilo.. tai to
operation fail korlo..
Panta Banchod!! Nekamo hochhe... tui jantis na!! Sala beta chheler pod dekhiye paisa
kamabi!! Tortao aj Jodi ami na mere rekhe di dekh!!

Radar (Swavabik vabe santo konthe) Panta tor 15 taka ta enechhi khuchro koriye.. niye ne
bhai..
Panta (thoto moto kheye) Taka!! Kiser abar!!
Pao He taka elo kotha theke! Kiser taka re Pao! Radar abar kauke taka dei jibone suni ni..
Or to sudhu incoming ache outgoing to bondo..
Panta O chharo to Pao da... Sala buro hoyechhe vimroti dhorechhe... mone hoy satti o
bujhte pareni.. Pao da tumi boroncho oi bachha hatir mane sorry tomar dana chhata porir
khoj khobor gulo niye nao ei buro dhemnar theke..
(Radar nongra hashi hashte thake low volume e. Pao besh utsahor songe bole)
Pao O he bhalo katha.. Achha Radar da amader pasher parai ekta meye thake cheno!
Radar Ekta na.. anek meye thake... ei parar du pashe duto para.. Lautola r uttarpara.. Sab
miliye ontoto 50 ki 60 ta meye thake.. Mane latest voter list anujayi... athero bochhorer urdhe
ebong abibahito...
Panta Besi boke malta... Marbo komore koshiye latthi.. Sab gyan pede ber kore dibi..
Radar 5 takar coin achhhe Panta!! Tahole 20 taka ditam toke..
Panta Are Pao da ektu chhete chhute bolo.. satti to eto boro duto para.. tate kotto mal..
Pao Are Uttarparai thake... Nam Shabnam.. Khub sundor mukh ta... Ektu vari chehera..
Duto binuni badha.. ki nishpap r saral hashi.. Pratham dekhatei bole baby chai... koto frank r
boro moner meye!
Panta Sei... Sabi jokhon boro soro montao boroi hobe..
Radar Are dara dara.. Uttarpara.. Mota.. Binuni..
Panta Shabnam!!! Pao da eto molla mone hochhe... Baba to gar fatiye debe tomar...
Pao He sei to.. amar to mathatei aseni... Musolman bou niye gele baba to keliye calendar
baniye debe...
Panta Dhhur dhhur!! (Gan dhore) Pyar kiya to darna kya!! Pyar kiya koi chori nahi ki.. fir
chudur budur karna kya... Pyar kiya ta darna kya!!
Radar Thama dekhi Seyaler Hukka huwa... Vabchhi r jalachhe...
Panta Chup sala... Chup chap de mathai chap... gobet tarkata sala..
Pao Kintu Panta, Baba e biye konodino mene nebe na.. Tyajjo putro kore debe...
Panta Are rakho to... tumi sala mal takei tyajjo bap kore diyo.. Paliye jabe boudi ke sorry
bhabijan ke niye... Byabsha to edike jomei jachhe... tahole r kiser chinta.. sudhu nijer
byabshar stock theke ekta sabuj poita pore nebe.. bas hoye gelo sarba dharma smannayer
sasti pujo..
Radar Baby!!
Pao (Lajja peye) He.. amar theke cheyechhe...
Radar Dhur Garol.. Or nam Baby.. bhalo nam mone hoy Shabnam i hobe... Panta sala
asikkhitor bachha.. Shabnam hindu der nam hote pare na?? Shabnam mane sisir bindu..
Ora hindui..
Panta Sisir Bindu!! Na bottler meye doittyo..
Pao Hindu!!! Uff bacha gelo... r kono bhoy nei... bhalo meye na khub oi baby!!
Radar Meye tar name kharap to kichhu sunini.. Biyer chesta chalachhe anek din dhore
barir lok.. kintu kono partyr i pochhondo hochhe na.. Amio to niye gechhilam tinte party.. sab
reject kore diyechhe... Ja jahaji chehera biye hobe kina sandeho..
Pao Are albat hobe... Ami korbo.. I labh her!!
Radar Ari ssala!! Tahole parbo naki katha Patha Madnar kachhe???
Panta Se beta ke abar?? Tor notun bhai hoyechhe naki re Radar???
Radar He puro tor maer moton dekhte... Amar bap bhoot hoye ese opokommo kore
gechhe..

Panta Khabardar!!! Ma tule katha bolle lathhi mere peta gele debo Kuttar bachha..
Radar Panta toke je dilam sei dosh taka ta de.. tahole ami ekta 20 takar note r 5 taka
khucro dichhi...
Pao Are kiser takar katha bole jachho bolo to tokhon theke!!
Panta Are Radar da bolle na to ei Patha Madna ta ke??? Ghotok naki!!
Radar Na na!! Paoer hobu sashur... pach pach ta mutton er dokan achhe puro Kolkata jure
Patha Madnar.. Mane Madan Dandapat er!! Tari ekmatro meye holo ei Shabnam
Dandapat... Mane Baby!!
Panta Mariyechhe!! Kashai er meye sesh projonto Pao da!! Ektu teriberi korlei chopper
diye ki ki je kete rekhe debe tar thik nei...
Pao Baba ki kore jene amar ki??? Patha katuk ki chakri kore bosser juto chatuk, amar
kichhui ese jai na... Kintu Dnadapat ta abar ki jat??
Radar Sadgop!!
Pao Uff bacha gelo tahole!! Brahman jokhon tokhon barite kono chap nei...
Radar Dhur makal!! Sadgop abar Brahman holo kobe theke.. Era holo Gowala...
Panta Uff!! Amar sab chotke chachhari hoye jachhe.. Meyer nam Shabnam kintu se Molla
na.. Bap kashai kintu seo molla na... Kashai brahman o na... Kashai asole Gowala... Kintu
se Goru pale na patha halal kore... Uff!!!!
Pao Are dara na re Panta... Are musolman to na... Hindui to... tahole r ki problem!! R
gowala to Krishna o chhilo... Ei biye te mone hoy samasya hobe na...
Panta Nna kichhu osubidha hobe na... Tomar bap sudhu tomar bat tipe (testeis er dike
ishara kore) sab dudh nigre nebe r sasur bat kuchi kuchi kore kete kima baniye hate dhoriye
debe...
Radar Tui kichhu vabis na Pao.. Are Patha Madnar koto paisa Janis??? Nije ki thorai jobai
kore naki... sab lok rakha achhe.. o sudhu 5 ta dokan ghure ghure hiseb nei... Tor babar
cheye taka kari anek besi achhe boi kom nei... R oi ekta matro adure maye Baby... Dara ami
katha chalachhi..
Panta Tahole r ki!!! Biye pakka!! Kabji dubiye mutton khabo... Sanai bajao...Bagli bajao!!!
Pe pe pe pe (Saniyer awaj kore bagal bajiye nachte thake Panta)
Scene 7
(Chapalamayi Bastralaya, mane Paoder dokan. Sekhane boshe ache Paoer Khurtuto bhai
Nanu. Jhimochhe boshe boshe dokane. Dokane dhoke tar baba Chandranath)
Chandra Nanu!! Chokh lege gechhe bujhi!! Kheye ne tiffin baksho pathiyechhe ma.
Nanu (Thotomoto kheye uthe) Ke Ke!!
Chandra Tor bap re.. Ghumer chote baper nam bhule naki re!
Nanu O baba! Tumi ele keno abar? Montu to khawar niye ashe roj..
Chandra Montur gaye tor ma aj garam jol dhele diyechhe.. Sala ekka nomborer kam chor..
Bason majte majte ghumochhilo kolpareTor maer chokh to janish Thik
dekhechhe..Chaer jonno jol futachhilo tor ma jei dekha montu kaj faki diye ghumochhe r
jai kothai..Futonto garam joler saucepan niye giye Montur gaye dhele dei Se betar nach ki
tarpor!!
Nanu (tiffin box khulte khulte) Besh korechhe Uchit sikkha diyechhe ma.. Khabe r
ghumobe bole mase tinsho taka kore gune gune di amra..
Chandra Dactar khanai niye gechhe ekhon Kanai..
Nanu Kanai nei to tumi ele ki kore!! Gari ke chalalo? Oke abar chharle keno.. Dactar
dekhanori ba ki darker chhilo.. chamarer jat egulo eder sahaje kichhu hoy na

(Tiffin khete thake Nanu)

Chandra O ami rickshaw dhore chole esechhi.. ei tuku to rasta.. Are bujhli na.. Tor mar to
budhhi suddi kam.. Ragle r matha thik thake na Police case hoy Jodi?? Tai ami ektu natok
kore maleup dilam.. Ami Kanai ke dactar khanai niye jete bollam.. 100 takao dilam.. bollam
bolte giye jal garam korte giye gamla ulte gechhe.. accident
Nanu Police!!! Eto sahosh oi Montur Bachha Gola kete Lash gum kore debo na!! Darao
bari giye amio debo kuttarbachha take..
Chandra Uff!! Ma beta puro ek cutting Kichhu korbi na tui Ami sab samle niyechhi..
Kire tor Jetha aseni ekhono!!
Nanu Oi buro bham esei ba ki hobe? Boke boke kaner poka nariye dei.. Ki korte je ase??
Kono kaje to lage na..
Chandra Are baba o buro beta keno ase tao bujhli na Nijeder vag bachate Jokher
dhaner moton ei dokan agle rakhe..
Nanu Ja bolechho!! Buro maha chalu Bhabe Jodi dokan behat hoye jai.. Seto hobei.. aj
nahoy kal porsu nahole torsu..
Chandra Mane?? Ki je bolish.. Baba to amader dui bhaier namei dokan ta likhe diye
gechhen.. Tai ardhek vag to orao pabe..
Nanu Ek inchio debo na.. r dileo thakbe naki? Baro vute ure ese sab khute kheye chole
jabe.. Jethur pore dokan dekhbe ke?? Oi Pocha Pauruti!! Kelane kartik dokan late tule
debe R bhebo na ami khete kamabo r tar vag debo oi gadhar bachha take.. R o saradin
ghash kheye berabe r dhechu dhechu deke jabe..
Chandra Seki re?? Tor jethu thakte seta hobe na Pao ta ekta gadha satti.. Kintu dada
oke thik dokane jomiye jabe dekhe nish
Nanu Rakho to baba!! Amar namo Nandesh BhattcharjByabsha amar rokte.. dabar chal
amar bhaloi jana ache
(Hothat dokane shatan prabesh Radarer)
Radar Se r bolte!! Kut kut e Kutniti tor modhye bhora ache.. Mahabharat er samaye
jonmale Duryodhon thorai eto nam kamato!!
Nanu Ei je Radar da!! Ami Duryodhan hole to tumi pakka shakuni.. Ki dhandai esechho
abar!!
Radar Ami to bhai samaj sebak.. Sebamulok khobor pelei sathik jaigai giye diye asai amar
kaj..
Chandra Nanu de tiffin box ta.. Jai bari! Tor ma abar jaldi firte bolechhe.. R sab bhalo
bhabe dhama chapa dewa gelo kina giye dekhi..
Radar Are Chandranath da!! Bhalo achho? Ki dhama chapa go? Ki hoyechhe?
Chandra Ki holo? Keno holo? Kobe hobe? Sesab koifiyot ki toke dite hobe.. Sala kujo
Narad Muni bhag ekhan theke.. Toe ja ghushfushani oi Nanur songe kor.
(Tiffin box niye Chandranath chole jai)
Radar Tor bap tan a din din khitkel hoye jachhe...
Nanu Tomar moto bitkel er songe omoni hote hoy Baje na boke khobor ki achhe suniye
kete poro ekhan theke..
Radar (hat pete) Khik Khik Khik (kore heshe) Felo kori macho tel nahole dekhbe kak
pakbe bell..
Nanu (Pocket theke taker note hate chhure diye) _ Sala ar jonme shakun chhile tumi pakka..
Radar (Pockete taka dhuliye) Pao.. preme porechhe..
Nanu (Chamke uthe) Bolchho Ki!! Sarbanash!! Tar mane to biye, sangsar, bachha kachha,
bishoy ashoy, r ei dokan e hat
Radar (Nongra heshe) Sono babu ei Radar nemokharam noiekonishto karmi

sangathak.. note felbe Radar Cholbe.. Emon geroi felbo tor dada ke je se git khulte jibon
kabar hoye jabe...
Nanu Dhur sala heyali koro na to amar to danger lagchhe.. sala vagabond ta line e na
chole ashe..
Radar Are or jei meyeke pochhondo hoyechhe tar bap nijei danger Uttarparar Kashai
Mamuder meye Baby ke or mone dhorechhe..
Nanu Are o to Musolman.. Eksamay nam kora mastan chhilo..
Radar (heshe) Tahole r bolchhi ki?? Ekhon 5 ta mangsher dokan.. Kintu eksamay oi patha
katar chopper niyei koto mundu je chhed korechhe tar hiseb nei..
Nanu Ki bolchho Radar da!! Pao da ke ami chini.. O gora dharmik chhele.. Onno dharmer
meyer dike egobei na.. Tumi dhap dichho.. dao to amar taka ta ferot dao..
Radar Babu Kesto pete gele kosto korte hoy.. Emni ki hoy naki kichhu!! Ami emon golpo
fedechhi je Paoer paye jal bedhe gechhe bole
Nanu Mane? Dhur bal sposto katha bolte paro na..
Radar Ami bolechhi meyer bari hindu Nam ta ektu oirakam.. Tatei to Pao er man me
laddu futa..
Nanu Satti bolchho Radar da!! Sala Jodi satti oi dutote line korate paro tahole tomai
malamal kore debo Uff!!! Puro rajjotokJante parle prathame Jethu chhele ke tyajjo putro
korbe.. Tarpor Meyer Gunda bap janei khatam korte debe Paoer bachha ke Na rahega
sap na bajegi basuri amar rasta clear.. Buro toshkalei dokan amar.. (Radar ke dhore
anande nachte thake Nanu)
(Baire theke kashir sobdo sona jai.. Stage e Rabindranath er prabesh)
Rabi Ki re Nanu customer esechhe naki!
Nanu (khub binoyer songe) Are Jethu!
Rabi O ei khochhor ta esechhe.. Ei tor ki chai ekhane? Eisab janjal keno dhokas Nanu
dokane.. Lakhhi debi akhhunno hoben.. Oi bhag beta!
Radar Are Rabi da tomar jonnoi apekkha korchhilamTomar chheler bepare ekta khobor
dawar chhilo.. Aj amader parar oi Raju der bari notun je Punjabi Family bhara esechhe tara
Pao ke chor vebe tara korechhilo jano?
Rabi Chor! Pao ke!! Ei son bejanmar beta.. amar chhele appadartha hote pare, akarmonno
hote pare, nirbudhhi hote pare.. kintu Chor hote pare na.. Sayang Brahma neme ese bolleo
ami biswas korbo na... R tui to Sala naraker kit!! Bero amar Dokan theke nahole pediye
pither chhal chamra tule debo..
Nanu Ei jao tumi ekhan theke.. Jethu bolchhe kane dhukchhe na!
(Radar bitkel haste haste beriye jai Dokan r stage theke)
Nanu Jethu tumi eto age chole ele keno? Achha tomar ki amar opor vorsha hoy na.. ET
Eta ki tomar boyesh eto khata khatni korar? Tomar dokane asari ba ki darkar! Ami to achhi..
Asbe kintu niyom bedhe na.. Ghurte asbe, ese sab hiseb patra miliye nebe nijer subidha
moton..
Rab Sono chheler katha.. Are hiseb Melabo tui thakte!! Amar chheler cheye besi vorsha
amar tor opor.. Amar chheleta jodi tor Chhite photao hoto re.. amar r chinta thakto na..
Khodar khashi ekta..
Nanu Tumi emon bolbe na to Jethu Pao dar name.. O khub bhalo chhele.. R ami thakte
oke khattei ba hobe keno.. dokanei ba samay dawar ki proyojon.. ami thik ramer padukar
moton dadake mathai rekhei Dokan samlabo.. Dada nijer byabsha chaile koruk na.. Tate to
amader paribareri to ai Barbe bolo Jethu.. .
Rabi Beche thak baba... tui anek boro hobi jibone... Vogoban asirbad koruk tui anek boro
manush hobi..

Nanu Jethu tomarai amar vogoban..

(Bole dhok kore pronam kore Jethu ke.. Jethu Nanu ke buKe joriye dhore)
Scene - 8
(Koshai Mamud Bose biri khachhe khatiyai. Pa tipe dichhe tar shagred Chunnu miah..
koshai Mamuder boro chap dari kintu Gof nei.. mathai namaj porar tupi.. Chunnu miah r har
gil gile chehara.. futo futo rangin sando genji pora.. French cut dari..)
Mamud - Chunnu oi beta kelo mudi ei maser potection fund e chada Disilo?
Chunnu - Ho mamujan! O beta ki sahaje dei!! goto jummabar ami, Rafiq r Firoz giya betare
dui thabra diya tuila niya aisi..
Mamud - Sabbash! Bagher bachha tui! ( Bole dui chapor mare Chunnur pithe bahaba dawar
jonno.. Chunnu prai bhimri khai)
Chunnu (Vishom kheye kashte kashte) - Mamujan, ami thakte tumi Haptar taka niya ekdam
bhaibo na..
Mamud (Chunnur kole thaka nijer pa diye oke ek lathi mere) - Namakul! Bolsi na oguli Hapta
noi.. Potection chada.. Party Afish thika koiya dise janos na tui!!
Chunnu - Ho Ho Mamujan... inraji katha to jibbai hosot khaia ar bairoi na.. Eibar sikha
felaishi.. Poctecsion chanda..
Mamud - Ho eibar thik koiso Chunnu miah!! Assa oi Nurin bibi kisu khobor dilo...
Chunnu - Ho to.. . Ami apnare koitei vuila gesi.. gotokal i to dekha hoisilo.. koilo je Pirbabar
jol pora khaiya onar natiner ponder forata faita gese..
Mamud - (Abar lathi mere) - Ekdin dekhbi tore jodi kaitta na pathar mangsho boila dokane
beichha di.. are bandor ami Babyr biyar bishoy khobor dise naki jigailam.. Or bhatijar songe
nikahr prastab pathaisilam na..
Chunnu (matha chulkote chulkote) - O tai kon.. temni kissu to koilo na..
Mamud - Eibar dula pamui Babyr loigga.. aha re amar ma mora maiya ta biya pagol hoiya
gese pura.. deikhha nish ami koiya dilam khub jaldi biya dimu or.. etodin koisilam babyr biyai
or dula re ekkhan Dokan dimu.. ekhon sabaire janaiya disi je 5 tar thika puro tintai diya
dimu... adhar besi raijjyo r raijkonna.. ebar nikahr joinno polader line poira jaibo..
(Babyr prabesh stage e)
Baby - Abbu! Pone charte beje gelo.. aj namaj Porte jabe Na!!
Mamud (abar lathi mere Chunnuke) - Ei haramkhor tore koisilam na time moton Kobi amai..
deksis amar baby mar sab dike najar.. thik jeno amar ammi.. tor biya hoile amar ki hoibo re
Baby ma!! (Uthe jawar jonno ready hoy)
Baby - (Babar hat dhore) - Abbu amai tumi tariye debe?? Ami biyer por, bor niye tomar
songei to thakbo..
Mamud (mathai hat buliye babyr) Haha Hoho!! Ki koy son amar khepi maiya ta!!
Chunnu - Mamujan!! Jaldi chalen. Nahole Maulabi saheb na kan dhoira khara koraya rakhen
abar ajkeo..
Mamud (Chunnur mathai chati mere) - Tore koisi na Sab bhanda sab jaigai fash koirte na..
Chhol jaldi chal ebar..
(Mamud r Chunnur prasthan. Onno dik theke Buchir prabesh)
Buchi - A molo ja.. kon nagor jogar korle go Baby Didi!! Eto nicchit hoye bolchho je biyer por
tomar marad tomar sathe ei kashaikhanai thakbe..
Baby - Achhe achhe!! Buchi Rani!! Amar swapner sahjada ami peye gechhi..
Buchi (sara ghor khojar Bhan kore) - Koigo sei dakabuko coolie ta je naram tultule etto bhari
bojha ta tulbe nijer ghare tuilbe!!

Baby - Chimti khabi kintu.. Se coolie keno hote jabe?? Se to sahjada..aj sakalei to pratham
dekha pelam tar..
Buchi - O ma go... Sono didir katha.. ta sei sajada na haramjada ta ke suni!! Oi amwala
goruta na kalo jamwala Chhagol ta!!
Baby - Dhur khepi oi loafergulo hote jabe keno? Tarporei to elo se..
O meri swapno ka swadagar ek swapna de de..
Swapna lena hoto dil apna de de..
(Dukoli dubar geye neche gol gol ghore Baby Buchir hat dhore)
Buchi - Oi lej kata honu ta!!
Baby (tar duto binuni duliye) - Na na.. holo na..
Baby - Bujhichhi.. Oi vebol kartik ta!! O to asto gadha ekta.. kono meyer songe dhakka na
lagiye omon berek mare keu!! Otake dekhei bojha jai Madan ekta.. Or dara perem terem
hobe na bole dilam kintu Didi.. onno Boy feren terai koro..
Buchi - Oi tui Chup korto.. . Ami pratham dekhatei bujhechhi o khub bhalo.. Or niswase ekta
pak gondho achhe... o chailei amai chhute parto... kintu pore giyeo nijeke atkechhe... kintu
or sarir theke ami ekta tap anuvab korechhi.. jate amar gaye kata diye uthe chhilo.. Rom rom
amar bujhiye dicchilo eise lok jar jonno tui etodin apekkha kore chhili Baby!
Buchi - Bojho thela!! Gachhe na uthtei ek kadi!! Uni ke? Kothai thaken? Tomai onaro mone
dhorechhe kina tar kichhuri thik nei r tumi mone mone monkola kheye jachho!!
Baby - Or nam Paoda.. Ami sunechhi oi nam dhorei tor lej kata honu ke dakte oke... amar
sahjada nam Paoda..
Buchi - Paoda!! E abar kemon nam go Didi!! Nam r kamer kono chhiri chhata nei.. ami
bolchhi Sono didi er songe tomar lotor potor hobe na..
Baby - Allah talah chaile baki sab hoy jabe re Buchi darling!!
( Baire theke keu awaj dei)
"Ting tong, ting Tong, chithi achhe" - Radar (gaye ekta chador muri diye)
Baby - Chithi! Ei bari te aj porjonto to karur chithi aste dekhini.. Kar nam e Dada!
Radar - Shabnam Khatun er name..
Baby - O na tahole bhul korchhen Dada.. ei name ekhane keu thake na..
Radar - (chador mukh theke namiye) are apnar chithi Madam!! Apni ki Shabnam non!
Baby - He kintu ami Khatun noi.. Amar nam Shabnam Ara..
Radar - o sei to.. amari bhul.. Shabnam Ara ri to chithi.. lekhai achhe..
Baby - Amar chithi? Ke pathalo abar! amai chithi!!
Radar (hater kagoj ta porar van kore) - Preroker nam Pao Ali!!
Buchi - Sarbanash!! Ajkal perek, haturi, chheni edero nam hoy... tader abar dhommou hoy!!
Baby - Pao Ali!! Na ami kauke chini na ei name... Pawali na Piyali!!
Radar - (Matha chulke) are amai bollo to apnar boy friend o.. apnake khub pochhondo or..
amai bollo Uttarparar Shabnam ke giye chithi ta diye aso..
Baby (hothat neche uthe) Paoda!!!
Buchi (lafiye Radar ke dekhiye) - Ei ghater mora ta!!
Scene 9
(Pao bazare karur jonno apekkha korchhe. Paichari korchhe chintai. Besh kichhu lok elo
melo hete jachhe stage e. Jeno bazaar korchhe ba nijer nijer kaje besto)
Pao (monologue) Ki je kori! Taka jogar kori ki kore!! Notun business project tar jonno
immediate takar proyojon.. Mar theke nawa ager taka gulou sodh dawa hoyni.. Babar theke
abar chaite gele to pete thaba boshiye nari bhuri khable ber kore debe.. Are kotoloker theke

taka to amar nijeri paona, kintu darkarer samay keu taka ferot dei na.. Karur kathar dam nei
ajkal..
(Manch e ek buri mahilar prabesh. Pao ke dekhte peyei katiye jawar chesta kore)
Pao O Mashima.. mashima.. Are o khentir ma!! (Doure giye path agle darai burir)
Khentir ma Are ei to baba Pao!! Kemon achhis bapdhan..
Pao Bhalo.. bhalo.. tomra bhalo achho to!!
Khentir ma Bhalo r koi re bap!! R pari na je shoite.. ebar morle bachi..
Pao Achha sono na Mashi.. Oi je mashkabari gobor r ghute dawar jonno tomai je taka ta
advance kore chhilam setar theke kichhu ferot pawa jabe go? Khub darker!! Puro dosh hajar
na parleo hajar 5ek dao..
Khentir ma (Kanna jure diye) Hai Ishwar!! Ami ekhon ki kori!! Tor paye pori bap r kota din
sabur kor..
Pao Are koro ki! Koro ki!
Khentir Ma Tor theke taka niye din charek to dilam bol tatka tatka tal tal gobor... tai jonno
Mangala Gaiyer khorakio bariye dilam.. tarporei amar Mangalar arsha dhora porlo.. Oto
valomondo khawa or pete soilo na bodhoy.. Anek koshto sishte sokto sokto mol hoto tao
rokte bhora.. dactar dekhiye chadshir operation korate holo.. tarpor theke khawao mape
mape khai r goboro nam matro dei..
Pao Aha re!! Se ki go mashi!!
Khentir ma (achol diye chokh muchhte muchhte) R bolchhi ki!! Aro bipod amar Gurpreet ke
niye.. Gurpreet amar sona re (Sur kore kede uthe).. Breast cancer!! Janina r bachbe kina!! E
ki holo re tor Gur!!!
Pao (atke uthe) Tomar chheler breast cancer!! Ki bolchho mashi!! Or nam to Kinu na ki
jeno?? Gurpreet ki or bhalo nam!! Achha beta chheledero okhane cancer hoy naki!! Aha re
kochi chhele ta!!
Khentir ma Ram Ram Ram!! Eki olukhune katha!! Gurpreet amar chhele hote jabe keno?
O to amar posha arketa goru!! Ek Pagri pora Punjabi loker theke kine chhilam.. Ori dawa
nam..
Pao (haf chhere beche) Tai bolo mashi..Uff!! Bhogoban achhe bolo...
Khentir Ma Thakleo.. nake tel diye ghumiye achhe... tui bol baba amar dui gorui dudh
dawa bondo kore diyechhe... to amar sangsar cholbe ki kore!! R tor taka tai ba ami di kore...
Pao Achh achha.. tumi kichhu bhebo na mashi... amar taka ekhon lagbe na.. oi package
kore ghuter byabsha to emnio chollo na.. tumi jao gorugulor chikitsha koro bhalo kore.. ami
kichhu parle taka diye sahajjo korbo..
Khentir ma (mathai hat buliye) Beche thako bap!! Tumi manush na debota!!
(Achol diye mukh dheke michki michki hashte hashte stage theke beriye jai Khentir ma)
Pao (eka abar paichari korte korte) Satti ki din porlo.. Bechari buri.. chheleta kono kaj kore
na.. Akarmanner dhari.. (Jibh kete) ami abar kake bolchhi!! Kintu Khentitar jonnou maya
hoy... bayeshe ektu beshi hole nahoy ami biye kore nitam.. kintu boddo chhoto je.. ekhono
nak diye shikni gorai..
(Stage e Pantar prabesh)
Panta Are o Pao da!! Boli tomar ki mathar modhhye ghora, gadha r khochhorera roj dubela
ese ghash kheye chole jai.. ekebare gorer math..
Pao Keno re? Ki korlam abar?
Panta Oi jochhor Kinu Gowalar ma ese tomai tumi poriye chole gelo... Burir ki hashi!!
Surponakahr moton ga duliye duliye heshe heshe tomar guno kirtan korchhe Bhoga dhopar
bouke!!
Pao (Lajja peye) Are na na ami to kichhui kori ni.. sudhu bolechhi parle kichhu sahajjo
korbo..
Panta Are Ujbuker chul.. O sref tomai dhop mere tomat taka na diye kete porlo... Gorur
Piles ba Breast Cancer sunechho konodino!! Seisab kathai sune elam to nijer kane..
Pao O tai naki!! Ki boli r bol!
Panta Achha tumi darao ami oi poite bananor purut take niye ashi.. Aji to dekha korar
katha!! Ekdam bere lok... Ghantai kam kore kurita kore kuri rakamer poite banate pare..
Pao He tui bole chhilis to.. Ami jabo tor sathe..

Panta Na na.. tumi ekhanei darao ami o beta ure bamun take ekhanei niye aschhi..
(Panta chole gelo.. Pao abar paichari kore r eka ekai katha bole)
Pao Ei ure bamun kei ami banabo amar Prduction Manager... Songe kojon skilled worker
niye nebo.. R hobe ekta painting & colouring department.. jekhene poite gulo harek ronge
design kore hobe.. amar mon bolchhe ei byabsha ta hit korei jabe.. ar songe online purut,
pujor saranjam, sastra ebong pujo achrar sikkha.. Hit na hoye jai kothai!! Ekdam Bumper
hit!! Box office hit!!
(Stage e hete jawa Dhuliya rickshaw walar sathe dhakka lage Pao er)
Dhuliya Are pranam Pao babu!! Pore katha hobe.. ektu jaldi me achhi..
Pao Ei beta Dhuliya!! Bhege jachhis je boro!! Tor beta tikir dekha pawai to chaper... Boli
amar taka gulo dibi kobe!! Na dite parish to rickshaw duto amai ferot diye dibi... amar bari tei
thakbe ami bhara khatabo.. roj koto 12 taka na koto pawa jai besh!! R nahole amar notun
byabshar transportation er kaje lagabo..
Dhuliya Mar jayenge hujur.. Hami garib admi achhi.. amar pete lath mairben na babu!!
Pao (Rag dekhiye) Ami tor pete lath marlam!! Ulto tor jonno amar kotoi na lathi jheta khete
holo aamar baper kachhe,, Sala cycle r rickshaw training centre baniye duto rickshaw r
charte cycle kinlam.. tui rickshaw chalanor training diti... r cycle sekhatam ami r Panta.. Kota
har havate ese sikhe niye bhege gelo r ekta poisao thekalo na.. business puro loss.. sekhar
lok aschhe na dekhe tui bolli rickshaw duto tui r tor bhai chaliye rojkar rickshaw pichhu 10
taka kore bhara diye jabi...
Dhuliya Babu sachhi bolchhi diye debo.. Parantu rickshaw ferot chaiben na..
Pao Keno re betar chhele!! Amar kena rickshaw tui bemalum jhere hajam kore felbi!!
Dhuliya Babu Rickshaw duti nei r... Ekta Rickshaw amar boner biyai dahej dite holo.. ar
biyer khorchar jonno amar bhai ekta kidney beche dilo... sochlam arekta rickshaw diye bhara
khete apnar rickshaw kine ekkebare dutoi bwapas kore dibo... r songe itnadiner duto
rickshawr bharao diye dibo..
Pao Ta besh!! Tai dish.. Kintu tahole to arekta rickshaw achhe ekhono toder kachhe..
Dhuliya (Hau mau kore kede) Takdir babu takdir!! Bhaier je r ekta kidney chhilo seta nijer
theke kharap hoye gelo... tokhon hamar nijer ekta kidney oke diye dite holo.. R oprationer
taka oi apnar arekta rickshaw beche jogar holo..
(Stage e cycle niye ekjon Fatuwa pora lok kadhe jhola niye jachhilo. Hothat Pao ke dekhei
paddle kore palate jai. Pao oke dekhei hak pare r or dike ektu egiye jai. Sei fake Dhuliya jaldi
vege jai)
Pao Are o Bhaskar Kabiraj!! Are edike edike...
Kabiraj Are Pabak Mashai Je!! Kemon achhen mashai!!
Pao (Cycle ta bhalo kore dekhe tate hat buliye) Bhaloi ahhen to Kobrej thakur!! Amar cycle
tai to chhutiye ghure berachhen dibbyo..
Kabiraj He Mashai!! Apnar dawa cycle tai eta.. Apnar dayar sarir.. apnar dan sirodharyo
niye ghure berachhi..
(Pantar prabesh)
Panta Sirodharjyo niye na gujjodhare guje ghure berachhen ta to dekhtei pachhi... Pao dar
paona gulo ferot din to dekhi ebar... Poka-makor, kit-patanga, idur-tiktiki eder jonmo
niyontroner gabeshanar jonno jei taka guli geriye chhilen tate kore apnar aniyontrito jonmo
dawa dozen khanik bachha kachhar gandepinde gelar bondobosto chhara to r kichhu hoy
ni..
Pao Are Panta ebhabe bolis na.. Tui Poitewala ke anli na!!
Panta Na o ekhon nei..Pore dekha korbe ese.. (Kabirajer dike ghure) Na onake bolbe na!!
Ki sab chhai bhoshyo niye ese gajakhuri golpo diye bechto... ami e chalu kobrejer oi
Pokemon Kore pokar jonmo niyontron producter ekta sample niye giye oi parar colleger
lab asiistant Mitra babu ke dekhiyechhilam.. sref bajarer masha marar coil guro kore powder
baniye puriya kora.. ogulo puriye naki kit patanger jonmo niyontron hobe.. othocho prani
gulor jibon nash hobe na.. Jain, Budhho aro sab ahingsha lok jonder kachhe naki er hebby
demand hobe.. double dame masha marar dhup beche chitingbaji... abar amaderi cycle kore
o naki door to door sell korbe..

Kabirej Se to Panta Babu tomader cycle training schooler baki 3te cycle to tumi
geriyechho.. Pabak Babu seigulir kono taka peyechhen!!
Panta Oi kabrej tolpete ghushi mere Bhaskar theke Tashkar baniye debo... Pao da bhalo
korei jane ami ogulo or nam korei dan korechhi.. Pao da tomar biswas na hole cholo amar
sathe.. ekta diyechhi Lichubaganer Paglagarade, Ekta diyechhi Talipur er Bridhyasrame r
arekta Katapukurer Morgue e... Oi tinte tei jol jol korchhe lekha Soujonnye Pabak
Bhattacherji..
Kabiraj He r ogulo chalai ekhon joto Pagol, Buro Habra, Ghater mara r Morguer kata lash..
Ami kalkei dekhlam tinter ekta dariye achhe Rabi dar cycle saranor dokane.. Handle e
jhulchhe Bhara dawa hoy ghantai 5 taka !!
Panta Ei PAo da.. Chharo to or katha.. Achha oi Ure Purut ke pawa gelo na aj!! Ki kora jai
boloto!!
Kabiraj Achha ami ekhon ashi Pabak babu!! Oi kachamaler jonno ja taka diye chhilen asha
kori bocchor dueker modhye sodh kore debo sab..Ekta notun formula abiskar korar ekbare
mukhe asole ami ekhon.. Veshoj Mangsho...
Panta Bhagun to dhopbaj!!
(Kabiraj dubar cycle er bell bajiye chole jai. Chador musri diye abar Radar er prabesh)
Radar Ting tong!! Chithi achhe Pao Bhattcharjer nam e..
Panta Ei je arek chitingbaj...
Pao Kar chithi go Radar da!!
Radar (Chador theke mukh ber kore) O chine felli!! Are khulei dekh na ke!! Tomar darling
Shabnamer!!
Panta Abar dhop!
Pao Shabnam! O amai chithi debe keno!!
Radar Tahole ar bolchhi keno!! Ei to preroker nam Shabnam Dandapt! Are amakei to dilo
toke dawar jonno...
Panta Toke ki kukhone debe re Tarkata!!
Radar Are toder bollam na!! Or babar songe Paoer byapare katha parte gechhilam..
Bhodrolok chhilen na.. Meyer songei dekha hoye gelo... Dekhi meyeto Paoer preme
habudubu khachhe..
Pao (Anande Radarer hath theke prai chithi ta kere niye) Koi dekhi dekhi!! Ki likhechhe
amar Shabnam!!
Scene - 10
(Baby r opor alo.. Baby nijer hate ekta chithi niye pore)
Baby - "Tumi ki sei sundari!
Naki kono mayabi pori!
Ki oporup rup tomar,
dekhe mon pagol amar,
pete chai tomake,
bedhe niye sat pake,
Tumi to sei sundari
Amar swapner pori..
Tumi ki sei ashar alo!
Jake e mon bashe bhalo !
Hate tomar hatti dhore
Chole jabo anek dure
Banabo sudhu tomar amar
Nirala dipe sukher sangsar
Tumi to sei sundari
Amar swapner pori..
Tumi ki sei shitol chhaya
Jake Pete swapna dhawa
Hridoy chhilo rukkho moru
Tomai dekhe kore duru duru

Bristi hoye jokhon asle buke

E susko mon vijlo sukhe
Tumi to sei sundari
Amar swapner pori..
Tomar naram kole matha rekhe
Ghumote chai mukhta dekhe
jodi chokh na khuli dekho,
tao stobdo hridoyta suno,
lub dub awaj muchhe jabe
Kintu nijer nam ta sunte pabe
Karon tumi to sei nandini
Je amar hridoyer bondini.."
Shabnam amar tomai kichhu bolar achhe.. kal bikel 5tai Southern Park e plz eso.. Ami
apekkhai thakbo..
Tomar bracket e jodi sikar koro..
Pao Ali...
(Baby neche othe "mere khawabo mein jo aye" DDLJ.. besh kichhukhon neche)
Baby - Ami asbo!! Asbo ami amar Shehjada!!
(Light ebar Paoer opor pore.. or hateo ekta chithi.. o jore jore Porte thake)
Pao - "Amar heart chirokali khub soft..
Chhotobelai jodio heart shaper i chhilo..
Kintu ojatha okarani anek aghat peye
amar norom hridoy chhinno vinno holo..
Kintu tumi jei ele amar nisongo jibone
hearter tukro gulo papri hoye gelo..
Amar hridoy hoye uthlo ek lal golap
jar prottek paprite ekta nami lekha..
Ajke priyotomo kichhu parlam na r dite
Payer kachhe thaklo sudhu golapkhani rakha.."
Pao amar tomai kichhu bolar achhe.. kal bikel 5tai Southern Park e plz eso.. Ami apekkhai
thakbo..
Tomar bracket e jodi sikar koro..
Shabnam Dandapat...
(Background e "pehela nasha" Jo jita wahi sikanadar filmer. Pao ganer songe romantic pose
dite thake)
Pao - Golap ta ami amar hridoyer gamlai pute rakhbo janeman.. Ami asbo.. aste to amai
hobei darling!!!
(Hate guiter niye Pao.. .r sundar dress e Baby.. stage e Pao, Baby, Buchi r Panta)
Pao - Tum muskuraye,
Yuin Pas aye,
Kichhu kichhu hota Hain.. . Hume ne jane kyun.. toke dekhlei..kuchh kuchh hota
hain..Tuuuuu..
Baby - Tumne bulaya r hum chole aye Hain.. Jan hateli pe le aye re.. . ttuuu .
Pao - Tujhe dekha to ye jana Shabnam!! ! Pyar hota hai dom doma Dom.. ab yaha se kaha
jaye hum.. tere bahon mein mar jaye hum..
Baby - Mujhe tumse pyar Hain kitna Yeh tum nahin jante.. magar ji nahin sakte tumhare
siwa..
Pao - Amaro porano jaha chai.. tumi tai...
Panta - Tai tai tai.. mamar bari jai.. baki lokera asle kon dike te jai..sabe mile seshe sabar ta
marai.. .
Buchi - Ei olukhune Honu take songe anle keno go Didi!
Panta - Ei lakhhir pocha pecha take anle keno go Narayan Dada!! Achha ami bole di... son
're pecha tui jemon amar Boudi Lakhir bahon.. .temoni ami Dadar Sudarshan Chakra... Yeah
jaha jaha jayega mera saya blouse sab sath chalega...

Buchi - Era kara go??? Narayan Mudir kotha koichhe je!!

Baby - Tora thambi plz... Pao Ali bolo ki bolbe!!!.
Panta - Bawali!!! Ei Mahila samity Bawali korte esechhe Paoda!!
Pao - Chup kor plz!! Jibone bolte parini... aj parbo!!!
Panta - Apni parben Sir!! Thakbeno Sir!!
Baby- Bolar jigar nei to dakle Keno?
Pao - Panta tui bole de na plz..
Panta - hajar taka lagbe...
Pao - Nei to...
Buchi - 500 taka pele ami bole debo je ei charmi gaike ei ram Chhagoler mone dhorechhe...
Panta - 500 takar batil note debo cholbe!!
Pao - I I I...I love u Kkkk iran!!! Ei ja mane Shabnam..I love u Shabnam!!
Baby - I love u too amar shehjada!!! Khub bhalobashi tomai Pao Ali!!
Pao - Amio amar anarkali..
(Pechhon theke damama baje.. dudol lok vag kore dan dik r badik theke ase. Dui doler
mukhe Paoer Baba r Babyr Baba...Dui doler kendre Radar)
Radar - Sala Hidur chhele musolman meyer dhommo nosto korbi!!
Koshai Mamud - Kaferer bachha!! Aj tor nistar nai!!! Chunnu Miayn akraman!! !
Chunnu Miyan - Akram!! Wasim Bhai!! Na Mamujan Kapildev amar besi posondo!!!
Koshai Mamud (Chunnur pode lathi mere).. Suarer bachha amader maiya kafer Ra niya
jaitase... tui na chhoto theika oke pasand koris.. sab sachha musalmander niya attack kor.. .
Panta - Pao da oi Dekho elakar sabai tere aschhe.. chalo palai..
Buchi - Koto lok dheye aschhe go Baby didi.. sabar hate lathi sota.. agei bolchhilam ei gobet
tar songe tomar lotor potor cholbe na...
Baby - Pao!! Ki korbo!!!
Pao - Bol Radha bol sangam hoga ki nahin!!
Panta - Are gandu Maharaj ekhono antakshari khelche... chalo sala...bhago sabai nahole
kete felb e.. . Riot laglo bole.. .
(Ora charjon paliye jai)
Radar - Molla magi bamuner chheler matha kheli!! Love Jehad!!
Rabindra Nath- Darao tomra!! ami ektu Pao er songe katha bole dekhi.. .
Chandranath - Na Dada!! E amader paribarer samman!!
Nanu - Har har Mahadeb!! ! Sab Molla betader jaliye marbo!!
(Nanu Rabindra Nath r Chandra Nath ke dhakka diye egiye jai olpo boyeshi michhil niye)
Chunnu - Mamu Jan era khoichha ase... chaira den.. Babyre pore bujhaiya diben.. .
Kashai Mamud - Oi bidharmer haramjadara nijeder khamata dekhaitese.. . Amra chhaira
dimu!!! Allah hu Akbar!! ! (Hunkar chharlo Mamud... r echo holo baki saber mukh diye)
Nanu - Har har Mahadeb!!
Chunnu - Allah hu Akbar!!
Chandranath - Jai jai Sri Ram!!
Kashai Mamud - E Allah Kar madat!!
Rabindra Nath- Jai Hanuman!!
Radar (dudoler songe eke eke dotorfa hoye) - Allah hu Akbar!!
Har har Mahadeb!!
Allah hu Akbar!!
Har har Mahadeb!!
Scene -11
(Stage e Rabindra Nath, Chandranath r Nanu.. Nanur mathai fetki.. Chakar Hari hat pakha
diye eke eke tinjonkei hawa korchhe.. je katha bolchhe tar mathar opor hawa korchhe jeno
matha thanda korar chesta korchhe)
Chandra - Chhi chhi!! Puro paribarer mukhe chun kali makhalo chheleta!! Akarmer dheki to
chhiloi.. vabtam boka haba chhele pore thik line e chole asbe.. O baba pete pete eto bodh
budhhi..
Hari - Are boli jater meye pelina bap dhon!! Ekebare Molla ghorer meye!!

Nanu - Oi Molla betagulor gola kete jodi khale na bhashai amar namo Nanu Bhattchrjii noy!!
Amar matha fatano!! Pechhon fatiye debo ek ektar!!
Chandra - Baba Nanu uttejito hosh na.. chap porle stitch chhire jabe... tui vabis na amra ki
oder chhere debo!! Kintu ghorei jodi Bibhishon dhuke thake onnoder kon mukhe sikkha
debo..
(Uttejito hoye paichari korchhe Rabi.. Paoer ma stage e druto dhuke)
Ma - Thakurpo!! Ki sab bolchho!! Mukhe ja asbe tai bolbe? Manchhi amar chhele dosh
korechhe.. kintu dol bol niye giye chhotolokder moton danga hangama kora tomader
paribarer man samman barai bujhi!!
Nanu - Kakima jao to tumi vetore!! Meyechheleder sab byapare nak golano bhodrobarite
saje na.. tomar dhemna chheletai to joto noster gora!!
Hari - Goder opor Bish Fora!!
Ma - Ki bhasha Nanu tomar mukher!! Chhi chhi!! Ma Kakima der meyechhele bolte mukhe
badhe na... Ei sikha tomar!! Amar Pao tomar cheye hajar guner bhalo.. Boroder samman
korte jane ontoto.. R bhalobasha to Pap na.. kathatei achhe ki rupe moje mon ki ba Hari ki
ba Dom!! Prem ki jat dekhe hoy!!
Chandra - Ei Dekho Dada!! Bujhle to kar ashkarate tomar chhele ucchonne gechhe!! Chorer
mayer abar boro gola!!
Hari - Maer Voge gechhe go amader Pao Dada Babu!!
Rabi - Oi haramjada Harir bachha!! Joto boro mukh noy toto boro katha!! Chabke tomar
pither chhal chamra tule nebo.. bero Suarer bachha ekhan theke..
(Hari surut kore kete pore stage theke)
Rabi - Tomar lai e lai e apodartho ta gollai gechhe.. kulangar amar matha het kore
diyechhe.. emon chhele Pete dhorbe janle powati obostha tei gola tipe mere feltam tomar!!
Aj oi haramjadar ekdin ki amar ekdin.. nijer hate Pete lathi mere mukh diye rokto Tule merei
felbo hotochhara ke.. Orom chhele thakar cheye more jawa bhalo.. Ami vebe nebo ami
nishantan..
Ma - E ki bolchho go tumi!! Tomar thot kaplo na ekbaro nijer chheler byapare eisab bolte!!
He isswar amai tumi moron Dao!!
Nanu - eisab sasta natok Chharo to... jao tumi vetore jao..
Chandra - He Boudi tumi vetore jao.. dadar rag to tumi jano!! Ragle ekebare chandal hoye
jai!! Tarpor dikbidik Gyan sunno hoye tomar gaye na hath uthiye fele.. Pao ele amra dekhe
nebo..
Nanu - Bujhe nebo Hiseb!!
Ma - Chup koro tomra.. Bap chhele dutoi girgiti!! Mone ek mukhe ek..Khabardar amar Paoer
jodi kono khati hoy amio tomader dekhiye debo!!
Rabi - (Hothat tar strir hat dhore dubar jhakiye.. tante tante niye jai stager baire)
Chup kor kulta!! Boddo tej berechhe tor.. chheler matha tui kheyechhis..eisab bejat kujate
prem pirit tor Baper barite to cholei.. tor Bhai bonerao korechhe nich bongshe dholadholi...
tui ghorer modhye atke thakbi.. aj tor chheler buk chire fala fala na kore di to amio Rabi
Bhatchrj noy!!
Ma - E ki korchho tumi!! Pagol hoye gele naki tumi!! Chhi chhi tumi ki sab bolchho amay!!
Chharo Chharo amai!!
Rabi - Ei chhitkini lagiye rakhlam.. tumi ekdam berobe na ei ghor theke.. tumi majhe thaklei
oi harami ajo beche jabe.. kintu aj ekta hesto nesto na kore ami chharchhi na...
Nanu - Jethu eto matha garam koro na.. tomar ja rag hoito Pao ke keliye keliye Brindabon
pathiye dile.. ba soja swarge..
Chandra - Dada boli ki elakai je Dhi dhi pore gechhe.. tomar bouma bolchhilo je parai naki
amader ekghore kore diyechhe.. samaje thakte hole abar nijeder marjada fire Pete gele tumi
boroncho Pao ke bari theke tariye Dao..
Nanu - He Jethu oke tyajjo putro kore Dao.. dekhbe danapani r mathar oporer chhat kere
nile o beta thik sudhre jabe..
Chandra - Khali pete prem sash koste mara jai.. Pao dekhbe rujirojgar o korte sikhe jabe..
Tarpor jokhon manush hoye jabe oke abar ghore firiye niyo..
Rabi - Na darkar nei amar omon chheler... o aj thekei amar kachhe mrito..

(Hari dourote dourote ese)

Hari - Kartababu Pao dadababu lukiye lukiye jamadarer siri diye dotolai nijer ghore dhuke
ghapti mere lukiye achhe..
Rabi - Haramjadar eto boro sahosh!! Ja ekhuni oke gheti dhore niye ai amar kachhe..
Nanu - Chal Hari amio jai!!
(Dujone mile beriye jai stage theke r ektu pore Nanu Paoer ghar dhore niye dhoke r Hari
pechhon pechhon Paoer Chati jora hate niye)
Chandra - Ei je Kuler Aschorjyo Pradip!! Nijer mukhe Kali makhar age ekbar bap thakurdar
katha mone elo na tor!! Seshe bidharmi ekta bastir meye hobe kina Bhattacrjji barir bou!!
Nanu (gheti dhore nachiye) - E meye peli na gadhar bachha!! Seshe kina oi Kashai
Mamuder meye!! Pakka gunda mal ta Janis na!! Chopper diye tomar Nunu kete khodar
khashi baniye chharbe!!
Rabi (rage Kapte kapte) - Suarer bachha!! Aj toke merei felbo!! Jonmo theke har jaliye
khelo!! (Bedom petate suru korlo baba Pao ke). Porasonai golla!! Football e chhakka!!
Dokane bosbe na later bat!! Chakri pawar murod nei!! Prem korar khub sokh!!
Hari - Pode nei Indir vojore Gabindir!!
Chandra - Tomar amar valobasha musolmaner murgi posha!!
Nanu - pare na dat majte uthechhe majhratre!!
(Sabai mile ghire dhore bedom petano suru kore Pao ke. Pao hau hau kore kade)
Pao - Ma go!! Mere felle go!! Bachao bachao!!
(Stager pechhon theke maer gola sona jai)
Ma - Pao!! Baba Amar!! Amar kolija fete jachhe go!! Paoer baba oke chhere Dao!! Ekbarti
amai berote Dao ghar theke!! Pao re baba Amar!! Amar Gopal ke chhere Dao tomra (darajai
vishon dhakkar awaj aste thake.. r maer kanna.. r minoti Pao ke chhere dawar)
Rabi - (dhakka mere Pao ke) Beriye ja amar chokher samne theke.. ei jibone tor
mukhodarshan korbo na r ami..
Nanu (Chuler muthi dhore tante tante Paoke) - Bero khochhor.. r jodi dekhi ei tollate.. pa
khora kore debo..
Chandra (pechhone lathi mere Pao ke) - Kulangar dokaner dikeo r jeno pa marate na dekhi..
Hari (Paoer Choti duto or gaye chhure mere) - Khali paye jeyo na dadababu!! Juto jora pore
jao.. kon bone badare ghure berate hbe ekhon theke..
(Pao guti guti paye kadte kadte juto jora kuriye niye beriye jai stage theke)
Scene -12
(Kashai Mamud r Chunnu Miah. Chunnu Mamuder mathai baraf dolchhe)
Kashai Mamud Jal dhal amar mathai!! Khun uittha gese amar mathai!!
Chunnu Mamujan apne santo hon!! Ish matha ta kottokhani fuilla gese..Ami baraf doilla
ditasi.. thik hoyaiya jaibo...
Mamud - Chhatar matha hoibo!! Halar po Ra jane na kar gaye hath uthaise..
Chunnu - Gaye na tak folaise..
Mamud - Chup kor haramkhor!! Na hoile oi kaferder sathe toreo kupaiya boti kabab
banamu..
Chunnu - Khama koren Mamujan!! Amare chharan den.. Oi Hindur bachha gulare amio
Maria Maria pat pat koira dimu..
Mamud - Suarer bachhara jane na kader gaye hat uthaise.. agun joilbo sudhu agun.. ei
tallater sab Hindur boura jodi bedhoba hoiya sada Sari poira na ghore amio Mamud noi..
(Uthe dariye) Ami Kashai Mamud!! Eksamye ei dui hate koro mundu katsi..
Chunnu - Se to kotta ekhono katen.. Pathar!!
Mamud - Eibar katum sab ram patha gulir matha.. Ebar hoibo Jehad!!
Chunnu - Ami jaiya sab Bhai bondhuder jogar kori!! Jehad hoibo.. Jehad!!
Mamud - He Chunnu ja amago sabaire khobor de.. ekkatha kor sabaire.. ko giya amader
jater opor nirjaton hoise..aji ekhuni amra jamu.. jhapaya porum oi kafergular opor..

(Chunnu chole jai)

Mamud (garjan kore) - Baby oi sali muti magi!! Khodar khashi.. Kothai ghapti Maira boya
roisis!! Edike ai ekhuni!!
(Baby Buchir pechhon lukiye voye voye stage e dhoke)
Mamud - Ei je ghar jalani por volani maiya!! Tore ami kaitta failla dimu!! Amar matha het
koira dili!! ! Chhi chhi seshe kina Hindur pola!! Rosh utlaya utsilo na! Sabur soita chhilo na..
Matar songe tuio morli na Ken behaya magi!!
Buri - E ki olukhune katha go Kottamashai!! O to tomar nijer meye!!
Mamud - Chup kor haramjadi bajari magi!! Tui amar maiyar matha khaisis.. tor moton
dhandai Nabami vabsis amar bolda maiya Tare!!
Baby - Chhi chhi Abba!! Ki sab bolchho!!
Mamud - Chup kor beyadob!! Nahole golar tuti tene chhire nebo!!
(Baire theke hoi hoi awaj ase.. chitkar checha mechi.. stage dhoke Chunnu r dujon..songe
arekjon ke hat pithmora kore badha.. mukhe kapar badha.. jeno kidnap kore niye esechhe)
Chunnu Mia - Are koro ki Mamujan!! Babyr tuti aneek dami!! ! Dekho kar tuti chhira boti
kabab bananor loiga dhoira loiya aichhi ..
Mamud (Hunkar chhere) - Kon khabij ka bachha!!
Chunnu - Ami to lokjon jogar korte sabe bairoisi... Javed r Nunnu 're paisi.. dekhi ei beta
chanditolar pas diya lat khaitase..omni r jai kothai...
Javed - Pakad liya chutiye ko..
Nunnu - Are Mamud chachha hami to do hat lagate bhi jachhilam.. E Chuunu sala atke liya!!
Chunnu - Atkamu na to ki korum!! Amar Mamu Janer garam tawai toder hat shekte dimu!!
Mamud - Are sab Namakul!! Nekamo na koira Kobi ki kare uthaiya loiya aisos!!
Chunnu - Nijer Mubarak hatei khuilla dekhen Na!!
(Mamud egiye ese bondir mukh dhaka kapar ta khula)
Mamud - Hai Allah!! Korsos ki re tora!! E to amar jiboner sabcheye boro Taufa!!
Baby - Hai Allah!! Pao!!
Mamud - Ei bejonma re dhoira aina amar dilkhush koira disis!! Ami thik koira felsi ami Babyr
biya tor sathei dimu!!
Pao - Baby!!
Baby - Pao!! E ki obostha Tomar!! Abba ore chhere Dao!! Khudar kira ami or songe r
samparka rakhbo Na!!
Pao - Baby tumi kichhu vebo Na!! Amader keu alada korte parbe Na!!
Mamud - Ore Suarer bachha!! Dhialogue Maros! Tor sarir theke Ru tai alada koira dimu!!
(Bole pete ek lathi mare. Pao bethai kukre niche lutiye pore. Chunnu or collar dhore tene
tole)
Chunnu - Khochhor amar Babyre line Maros!! (Ek ghushi mare Paoer mukhe)
Javed - Jada seyana banta hai be!! Tetua daba ke marhi denge motherchod!! (Gola tipe
dhore Paoer)
Nunnu - Te ko to aj marhi dalenge bahen ki laude!! (Kunui diye pithe koshai ek makhham
radda)
Pao - Ahhh! Ami Baby ke Bhalo bashi!! R more geleo bashbo!!
Baby - Abba tomar paye pori!! Tumi oke chhere Dao!! Tumi ja bolbe tai sunbo!! Oi
Chhunnukei nikah korbo!!
Buchi - Ki bolchho Baby di!!
Chunnu - Are bah bah bahaba!! Amar swapner Shejadi amar jibon sarthak koira dile!! Javed
Nunnu dhar patha Tare ei khushite jabai kori!!

(Samne theke Mamud ekta chopper niye r pechhon theke ekta lohar rod niye Chunnu egiye
ase Paoer dike)
Mamud - Ha ha!! He he.. ebar Kali tomai khabo.. chibiye khabo chhire khabo... (ganer sure)
Baby - Abba!! Paoer kichhu hole tumi amaro mora mukh dekhbe!!
Mamud - Mor haramjadi!!!
Chunnu - E Allah Kar madat!! ( Javed r Nunnu duhat dhore chepe rekhechhe.Pechhon theke
Doure ese sajare Chunnu rod ta mare Pao er mathar pechhone)
Pao - Ma go!!
Mamud - Massah Allah!!
(Pao lutiye pore stager opor.. rokte veshe jai.. khanik kepe Paoer body still hoye jai)
Baby - Hai Allah!! (Matha ghuriye Buchir kadhe agyan hoye pore jai.. Buchi anek koste Jor
lagiye tal samle Baby ke dhore rakhe)
Javed - Mar dala Bhai!!
Nunnu - Ka be Chuunu sachme tapka sala!
Chunnu - (rager chote) Maira disi amar piriter pother kata re..
Mamud - Sabbash amar sher!! Hok kaj korsos!!
Javed - Sala wulog ko pata chalega to kayamat a jaiga Bhai!!
Mamud - (mukhe angul diye) Chup! Ekdam chup!! Chup chap koira tora giye kabar khanai
giya lash puita diya ai.. jeno kak pakhhi o ter na pai..
(Javed, Nunnu r Chunnu paja kole kore Paoer lash ke stager theke tule niye jai)
Mamud - Ha ha!! Ha ha ha!! Ami Mamud!! Amar songe laga!! Badla badla!! Amar kalija
thanda koira dila Allah!! Ha ha ha ha!!
Scene - 13
(Kabarsthan..gonganir awaj aschhe kothao theke. Hothat tuni bulber moton alo jole othe
andhakare.. aste aste Alo bare r Tate dekha jai sampurno kalo poshake kalo cheherar ek
Mahila ke.. mathai kalo mukut..Bhuter Rajar songe jotota makeup r attire Melano jai.. uni
vuter rani.. Sara gaye jhikmike alo)
Bhuter Rani - Hau Mau Khau
Kiser Gondho Pau?
Jento manush jeno lage
Gondhe khawar ichhe jage
Hau Mau Khau
E kiser gondho pau..
Eki Eki E ki
Eki ami Dekhi
Jyanto manush achhe pota
Tasty Nadhar mota shota
Hau Mau Khau
E kiser gondho pau..
Ema ish ema
Rokte jeno ghama
Age jokhom gulo bhori
Tatka manush take kori
Hau Mau Khau
E kiser gondho pau..
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Mati dubhag hoye jak

Baire bero Dekhi Bhai

Tor gharta venge Khai..
Hau Mau Khau
Manuser gondho pau..
(Bhuter Rani hate jadu mantrar moton kore.. lobhe tar jib lok lok kore..Mati fure Pao ekdam
sustho hoye beriye ase.. beriyei charidik dekhe Bhuter Rani ke dekhe chamke uthe)
Pao - Bom Kali Kolkatta wali!! Jai Ma Kali!! He go Ma ami Pao.. tobe manush kina jani Na!!
Ami ki more gechhi.. matir tolai kabar fure berolam..tahole r manush noi.. beche thakar
samayo chhilam kina ta niyeo sabai sandeho korto!! Ma Kali ma Amar!! Ami ki more swarge
esechhi!!
Rani - Chup kor beyadob
Vat boka joto sab
Oi sab deb debi
R jodi nam nibi
Ghar debo motke
Deke joto bhut ke
Ghar debo motke
Mere debo chotke
Ghar debo motke..
Pao (ektu voy peye) - Ghar motke!! Bhut!! Apni Ma Kali non!! Tahole apni ke Ma!!
Rani - Ma hobe tor bap
Khabi naki avishap
Kumari ami chirodini
Ami Miss Bhuter Rani!!
Pao - Bhhh..Bhut er Rani!! Baba go!! Kintu ami ba bhoy pachhi Keno! Amar ei jibon to apni
dilen.. Jai Bhuter Ranir jai!!
Rani - Bhoy nei bhoy nei
Tui boro bhalo chhele
Kachhe ai kachhe ai
Pao - Kintu Rani Ma...
Rani - Ma noi ma noi ma noi..
Pao - O sorry!! Rani Mashai!! O na hoy na to!! Rani Didi!! Amar jibone je boro dukho.
Rani - Sab jani sab jani
Tor joto hoirani
Bape khadano loke kelano
Gunda sasur prem o gelo..
Pao - O Ma!! Sorry!! O Didi!! Apni to antarjami!! (Bhokti bhore kaekbar namaskar kore) jai
Rani Didir Jai!! Jai Bhuter Ranir Jai!! Kintu Rani didi amar dukhho ghuchbe kobe? Ma r
Babyr jonno khub mon kemon korchhe go!! Panta r Babar jonnou ektu adhtu..
Rani - Boli tobe son beta
Ghuchbe tor matha betha
Toke ami bor debo
Kintu korbi ja bole jabo..
Bole jabo..bole jabo...
Jokhon jemon bole jabo..
Pao - Bor!! Ure baba.. Oi Gupi Bagha r moton 3 bor!!
Rani - Dhur boka haba goba
Seidin r achhe kotha

Raja nei, nei r sei Rajtontro

Bhuterao vote dei EVM jontro
Tai joto age chhilo khomota
Kome gechhe ferate shamata
parbo toke dite bor ektai ektai
Bol Dekhi bachha ki chai ki chai..
Pao - Amar kichhu chahida nei Rani didi!! Apni ja khushi hoye deben matha Pete nebo!!
Kintu ki korte hbe amay ektu jodi bole den..
Rani - Jibon thakle moron achhe
Morar poreo jibon achhe
Bhutero bhabishhat achhe
Sekhane abar vote o achhe
Tui boro bhalo chhele
Bechhe theke agent hole
Sabai ke tanbi amar dole
Amai vote debe bhut hole.
Bhut hole petni hole
Morar agei amar dole!!
Pao boro bhalo chhele
Bor Cha ebar mon khule!!
Pao - Rani Didi kichhui to bujhlam Na!! Morar age campaign korbo apnar name jate morar
pore sabai apnake vote dei!! E abar hoy naki!!
Rani - Oto bujhe kaj nei
Tui holi thik lok sei
Tor mathai nanan idea
Ghuter mala ki rangin paita..
Bolbo jokhon ja toke
Koris sudhu prosno vule
Tatei hobe tatei hobe
Ebar bol bor ki hobe..
Pao - Amar to dutoi dukhho Ranidi!! Amai keu biswas kore na.. Sabaike ami khub biswas
kori.. Kintu loke tar faida tole..ami jodio Mani na kintu Ma bole, Baba bole, Pantao bole..
bojhe na je ami ja boli tadero bhalor jonno.. ami to business sabar jate upokar hoy sei vebei
kori..sab kota business flop holo.. r ditiyo Baby!!
Rani - fush fash thush thash
Biswas chhaipas tor ja ashhas
Tui jai bole jas loke korbe biswas
Tui bolle manusheo khabe ghash..
Pao - R Baby!!
Rani - Biswas biswas tuio ja ja chash
Peye jabi tai tai koriye sei biswas
boye jabe tor ichhenadi
Kintu sesh hobe sab jodi
amar katha bhule jash
Bhangis amar biswas
Fush fash thush thash...
Ghush ghash niswas ...
(Aste aste Alo deem hoye ase ... Bhuter Rani andhakare miliye jai)

Pao - Jai Bhuter Ranir Joy!! Joy Rani Didir joy!! Joy Joy Rani Ma!! Joy Ma Kali!! Bom Kali!
Kolkatta wali!!
Scene 14
(MLA Nasim Dasguptar karjoloy.. Sekhane Bose achhe Radar r Babu)
Radar Samne election!! Kintu toder dekhe ta bojhar to jo nei.. Pracharer kono kaji to
egochhe na.. Tora bujhi chas je dada eibar gohara here nijer dirgha 15 bochhorer seat ta
haray..
Babu Ki bolchho Radar da!! Amra thakte Dadar seat to durer katha ekta underpant o
harabe na!! Peto mere sab uriye debo na...
Radar Eije bomaru biman tumi besi torpiyo na... Tui ekhon kat to Babu! Ja chheleder niye
bari bari giye voter slip gulo diye ai..
Babu Na Radar da!! Amader rokto futchhe.. Dada sudhu ekbar signal maruk.. amra hoi hoi
kore action suru kore debo... birodhider du tinte lash felte parlei public bhoye abar amader
vote debe.. Dadar pode dendrite mere chair e emon chipke debo je sarajibon r seat jawar
bhoy thakbe na..
Radar Ahammok!! Mukher Bhasha sono... tor dara rajniti hobe ne.. Bomb ba tarawal noy..
janasadharan ke bodh korte hobe michhrir chhuri diye..
Babu Oto ghomtar tolai khemta nachte parbo na... Direct action chai!!
(MLA r prabesh)
MLA Babu bhai!! Thanda hou... Radar thiki bolechhe... Rajnitir mul mantra hochhe
sangjam... Bagher moton ja pai tai tara kore kore khai, emon korle hobe na..Amra bagh noi..
amra bagh shikari... Rajniti holo anekta bagh sikarer moton... Shikarir moton lukiye jangale
dhukte hobe, tarpor macha badhte hobe, niche top bedhe rekhe machai uthe jete hobe..
tarpor sekhane ghantar por ghanta ghapti mere bose thakte hobe... Tarpor je niche badha
chhagol ba goru achhe tar gondho peye jokhon bagh asbe... Sujog bujhe...
Radar Dhai dhai dhai..
MLA Ei Bagh mara manei vote e jite khamatai asha..
Radar Bujhli Babu!! Bagh marte hobe bagh.. Chhucho mere hat gondho korle cholbe na..
MLA Ekbar jei mere felte parle bagh take.. Bas!! 5 bochhorer jonno nischinto.. Sei 5
bochhor ja khushi koro.. bagher chhal diye singashon banao..
Radar Bagher dat venge maduli koro..
MLA Bagher mundu kete barir dewale taniye rakho..
Radar Ba mora bagher lashe pa tule photo uthiye frame e badhiye rakho..
(Manch e Nanur prabesh)
Radar Are Nanu je... ai ai..
Nanu Namaskar Dada!!
MLA Asun asun Nanu Babu!!
Radar Babu tui ja ekhon.. lok jon niye kaje lege ja.. hate bhai ekdam samay nei..
MLA Dekho baba!! Sabdhane, shanti te... Jono seba korai amader mul adarsha..
(Babu MLA ke Namaskar kore chole jai)
Nanu Dada amai deke pathalen... bolun ami ki korte pari apnar jonno..
MLA Are Nanu Babu sudhu ki darkarei dakte hoy!! Ektu ki sukh dukher katha alap adda
kora jai na ei adhamer songe..
Nanu Na na.. Ki je bolen Dada!! Apnar songe dekha howa katha bola to amar souvaggo..
Radar Bosh dekhi.. bosh.. Dadar kichhu katha achhe!!
MLA He bosun Nanu Babu!! Achha apni je apnader dokaner katha amake bole chhilen.. r
oi Kayastha parar Buro Nanir mudi dokan tar katha..

Nanu He Dada!! Apnar kachhe ki lukobo.. Amader dokan ta ami vagavagi chaina.. puro tai
amar chai.. R oi Nanir dokan ta to dhukchhe.. O hepo buro jokhon tokhon patal tulbe.. Or to
bidhoba bon chhara dukule r keu nei... o morle dokan ta to hat bewaris hobei.. to ami ota
kine nite chai... Ami arekta branch khulbo amar dokaner.. position ta darun..
Radar He bhai!! Ekdam sadar bazarer opor dokan.. Oi kheko buror mora dokane to bikri
batai nei.. ota beche dilei anek taka pabe..
Nanu Radar da anek taka dawar to amar samartha nei.. Tai to Dadake bola.. Jodi amai ota
kam paisai paiye dei... Partyr chhelera chamkale o dokan chhere Jodi palai.. ami dokanta
kabja kori.. r samartha anujayi taka ta Nani ke na diye party fund e diye di... tahole amar
khub upokar hoy..
Radar Ramo Ramo!! Tui na byabsadar Nanu!! Erom beakkele katha bola toke manay!
Dadar noy boro mon.. Kintu Partyr chhelera!! Ora ki raji hobe?? Ora lathiye jhetiye Nani ke
dokan theke tarabe, tarpor toke half dame beche debe?? Eki mamar barir abdar!! Janis to
ekhon chakri bakrir ki bajar!! Dokan ta khali kore orai beche debe double dame.. Tui ki bhabli
Nanir mudi dokaner opor sudhu tori chokh porechhe!! Sabai tokke tokke achhe.. Vote tar
porei ekebare jhapiye porbe..
MLA Are na na... Radar Babu apni chup korun... Nanu Babu amar kachhe ekta abdar niye
esechhen ami ta rakhbar chesta korbo na!! Kintu eta desher ki interest dosher ki subidha ta
amader bujhte hobe.. Ami boli Nanu Babu apni sunun.. Dokan apni paben.. dutoi.. kintu
pothe duto kata.. ektai apnar Jyartuto dada Pao r arektai Nani!! Nani ke na hoy amar
chhelera soriye debe.. Kintu what about Pao!!
Nanu Ami ekta plan korechhi... Amader dokan ta ami insurance korechhi.. Tar nominee
chalaki kore nijeke rekhechhi... Dokan jodio amar Thakurdar nam e tai tar dui waris amar
baba r Jetha.. Dokan ta kono bhabe dhongso kore dite parle insurance claim er puro taka ta
ami jhere debo.. Oi taka diyei asole Nanir dokan ta kine nijer name chalanor ichhe chhilo..
MLA - Bravo!! Bahaba!! Apni to mashai eki songe Chankya r Chandragupta... apnar hobe
Nanu Babu!! Ami bole dilam dekhben!!
Radar Kintu Pao r or baba ki chhere debe!!
Nanu Oi jetha kei ja ektu voy.. Pao ke niye chap nei.. o to ekta asto gadha.. or bap oke
keliye bari theke tariye diyechhe.. dudin jabot no patta..
Radar Ar Jodi jiboneo na ase!!
Nanu Bacha jai!!
MLA Ebar Nanu Babu amar katha mon diye sunun!! Apni ja ja chan sab hobe.. Abar desh
ebong doshero bhalo hobe.. Dhorun Pao ke gayeb kore dawa holo..
Radar Mane dhor murder kore gum kore dawa holo..
MLA Dosh ta dawa holo mohamadden der.. Je Baby r Paoer love affair jonnyo honour
killing kora hoyechhe Pao ke..
Radar Ei niye lagbe ekta danga..
MLA Sei dangai hinduder tatiye lead dite hobe apnake... Jeno sab hindu ekjot hoye apnar
kathai andher moton othe bose..
Radar Dekh public sympathy emni tor jonno ton tone thakbe.. Bhaier khuner badla..
MLA Sei dangai apnader dokan take agun lagiye debe muslim ra.. Aro badla...
Radar Bas insurancer taka tor.. sei taka diye Nanir dokano tor..
MLA Half damei paben.. Tobe ki.. Pao der bari tao to bewaris hoye jabe.. mane ghure sei
apni waris.. ota beche amra 50-50 kore nebo..
Radar Khasha khasha!!
Nanu Byapok to!! Kintu Pao ke marbe ta ke!!
Radar Mamud!! O Mamud Miah!! Beriye aso dekhi paser ghar theke..

MLA Mamud Saheb he ebar chole asun!

(Stage e dhoke Koshai Mamud)
Nanu (Rage uthe dariye) E abar ekhane keno!! Eder jonnoi amar matha ta fatlo..
MLA Ebar kapal ta khulbe!
Radar Ei marbe Pao ke!!
MLA Nanu Babu!! Apni na jat byabsayi!! Sunun ei apnader r amader modhye bishes
parthakka nei... Byabsahi r Rajniti te ego ba emotion er kono jaiga nei... Jeikhane agun
dekhbe bhai hat sheke nebe..
Radar Are danga to lok dekhano.. tui r Mamud sab age theke plan kore Dadar paramorsho
niye ghotabi...
MLA Exactly!!! Ei dangar ajuhate je jar akher gutiye nin.. Ebong sei sujoge public emotion
gulo chanelise kore amar vote bank banan.. Ami jitle apnaner jonno saber chharpotro ei
ekhon theke diye rakhlam!!
Radar Ei porlo Silmohor!!
Mamud MLA sahib ami to harbakati apnar golam!!
MLA Eki katha Mamud Saheb!! Amra sabai saman.. amra sabai rajar raja ei rajar rajatte..
Nanu Plan ta to bhaloi lagchhe.. Kintu Pao ke marbe kobe r kivabe!!
MLA Apni tension korben na.. Amra achhi apnar sebai!!
Radar Kam Tamam!! Kaj hoye gechhe!!
Nanu Mane??
Mamud (garber songe) Porsu nijer hate oi betare kotol korsi.. tarpor lashtare gum koira
disi!!!
Nanu Ki bolchho?? Kothai??
Mamud Amare ki patha paisen... pore apar ponde achola dibo na keu ki guarantee!!
Nanu Na na.. Ami jene ki korbo!! Sudhu nischit hote chai chhilam..
MLA Are ami katha dichhi to!!
Radar 100% bisudhho..
(Baire theke Rabindranather awaj)
Rabindranath Dasgupta Babu achhen!! Nasim Babur songe ektu darkar chhilo.. MLA
mahasay!!
MLA (Uthe dariye) Are Rabindranath Babu je!! Asun asun.. bolun ki seba korte pari..
Rabi Amar chheleke 2 din dhore khuje pawa jachhe na.. Amar chhele Pao nikhoj.. Amari
dosh.. Rager mathai boke mere bari theke tariye diye chhilam..
Nanu Jethu ami sei beparei onar kachhe ese chhilam..
MLA Are jowan chhele.. rager mathai beriye gechhe bari theke.. Rag komlei fire asbe..
Amader Pao Babu to emni matir mansuh..
Radar Chhele hoy na amader Pao er moton.. Sonar tukro chhele..
Rabi Policer kachheo gechhilam.. Orao report likhlo na... bollo damra chhele apnar.. bari
theke khediyechhen.. baire theke palta khedani khele bari fire asbe..
MLA Achha!! Oder eto boro sahosh, ami ekhuni phn korchhi police station.. R Radar apni
amader chheleder khobor din... Chiruni tallasi chalate bolun charidike.. Ami Pao Babur
khobor chai within 24 hours..
Radar Khobor keno? Jekhanei thakuk Pao ke bari firiye ana hobe 24 ghantar modhye..
Nanu Cholo Jethu ekhon bari cholo..MLA Saheb bolechhen jokhon Pao da ke nischoyi
firiye anbe..
Mamud Insh Allah!!!
Rabi Ma Dekho Ma!!! Ki jani amar chheleta kothai achhe!! Ki obosthai achhe! Ma go amar
chheletar rakhha koro.. Ma Ma Go!!

SCENE-15
(Pao hete cholechhe stager opor diye.. elo melo.. uddessohin vabe..samne ekta district
court er entrance.. hothat ekta bachha eshe Paoer jama dhore tene bole)
Bachha - Vetore jao.. Okaloti kore asami ke bachao.. Didir hukum!!
Pao - Hukum! Kar hukum!! Asami!! Okaloti!! Ami abar ukil Kobe holam!
Bachha - Hobe hobe sab hobe
Ayin hobe fine hobe
Chup chap dhuke jao
Ja khushi boke Dao
Bole jao chhaipash
Korbe sabe biswas..
[Court scene tai sudhu Pao ke ekai dekha jabe.. light sudhu Paoer opor.. bakira backstage
theke tader dialogue bolbe]
Pao (court er modhye dhuke kichhu na bujhei bola suru korlo) - Dharmabatar ami avijuktor
notun ukil P.Bhattacharya, LLM London University
(Sara court e ekta kolorob othe. Songe songe ekjon ese ekta ukiler Kalo court poriye diye jai
Pao ke)
Judge - Order! Order! Even though the court is on the verge of declaring its verdict.. but still
Permission is granted for the change in defence counsil.. Public prosecutor plz proceed..
Sarkari Ukil - Mahamannya My Lord Saheb!! Apadoto doshi Golok Goldarer sab aporadher
akattyo praman ami adalater samne tule dhorechhi.. ei sesh muhurte notun barrister ese ki
caser satti gulo palte deben?
Pao - Objection my Lord! Avijukto doshi kina ta mahamannya adalater bicharadhin.. Amar
learned friend tar so called sattyagulo arek bar jodi tule dhoren ami segulite asattyatar
praman chhetabo..
Sarkari Ukil - 25e October 2015e rat 10:30 e avijukto Golok Goldar ek byakti jar nam Golap
Pal take Bish khaiye hattya koren.. Sandhya theke Golok r Golap ek panshalai surapan
korchhilen.. tokhoni Golok babu Golap babur drinks e Bish mishiye dei.. panshala theke
beriye bike niye Golap babu kichhu ta egotei bisher effect e bike niye achhre poren rastar
opore.. rastai pore mukh diye gejla uthte thake.. tokhoni ekta lorry ese run over kore chole
Jan Golap Pal ke..
Pao - amar pratham prashna!! Panshala theke beronor por Golok ki Golaper songe chhilo!
Ukil - Na tokhono se panshalai pan kor chhilo.. se Roj rat 12 ta obdi okhane Bose Khan..
Pao - Mrittyu ki bishokriyai hoye chhilo!!
Ukil - Forensic bolchhe bike theke pore giye r lorryr dhakkai brain e internal haemorrhage
hoy r songe sarire bishakriya mane rakte ebong pet e Bish pawa jai..
Pao - Bike accident er witness keu achhe?
Sarkari Ukil - Albat! Sthaniyo basinda Khokon Pramanik!
Pao - Khokon Babu..apni thik ki dekhlen bolun se rate!
Khokon - Ami rater khawar sere parar more dariye biri khachhilam..pashei boro rasta.. emon
samay Dekhi hothat sei rastar majh khane ekta bike brake koshe dariye porlo.. helmet khule
mathata jhakalo bar kaek... mukh dekhe chinte pari je se Golap Mastan!! Tarpor hothat
kemon sarir ta tar kapte thake.. mukh diye gejla othe.. se matha ghuriye bike niyei pore jai
rastar majh khane.. tokhoni ekta running lorry or opor diye chole jai..
Sarkari Ukil- joler moton pariskar.. bishokriyai Mrittyu hoyechhe Gopal Paler..
Pao - Not all water is crystal clear my friend!! Khaben naki ek glass raw gangar Jol!! Coming
back to the point.. Mr. Pramanik apni bari theke mod kheye parar more ese biri khachhilen..
Khokon - Ji hujur!!

Sarkari - ei tumi to age bolle rater khawar sere biri khachhile.. dharmabatar defence lawyer
witness er statement tamper korchhe..
Judge- Objection overrule
Khokon - Ami to rate sudhu mod r chat i Khai..
Pao - he apni dekhlen ekta beral Rasta kete gelo r tai dekhe ekta bike brake mere daralo..
Ukil - Eita abar kokhon bollo?
Pao - Tahole bike ta cholte cholte daralo keno? Rastai ki jam chhilo?
Khokon- Na na.. rasta prai fakai chhilo.. hothat ekta kalo beral Rasta kete jawai ekta speed
e asa bike brake mere darai..helmet khulte dekhi Golap!!
Ukil - Age to tumi beraler katha ta bolo ni..
Khokon - Keu to jigasa koreni..
Pao - Tahole? R apnara dhore nilen je bisher pratikriyai bike dar korano hoye chhilo.. Asole
golap bike dar korai beral Rasta kete jawar jonno.. amader samaskar anujayi beral path
katle amra dariye arekjon ke agami bipoder dike theledi.. tarpor abar egoi..
Ukil - Achha bike na hoy dar korano holo beral Rasta katai.. Tate ki? Tarpor mukhe gejla
otha r bike theke pore jawa? Seta to bishokriyatei? Je Bish paniyo te misiye chhilo Golok
Goldar!!
Pao - point 1 tahole Golaper Mrittyur pechhone hat achhe oi Rasta kata beraltar.. ba amader
prachin Kumsamaskar... point 2 holo newton's laws of motion...
Ukil - Ja kola!!
Pao - Kola noy Sutra.. Newtoner sutra 1 anujayi "a body continues to be in its state of rest or
of uniform motion unless it is compelled to change its state by an external force"... Gopal's
bike was in motion and in this case it was compelled to change by the beral, that is the cat
and not any damn Bish or ratikriya.. (hattali court e uposthit darshakder)
Judge - Order! Order!
Pao - Now My Lord coming to the second law of Newton which states "Acceleration is
produced when a force acts on a mass. The greater the mass of the object being
accelerated the greater the amount of force needed to accelerate the object."
Ukil - Objection! ota full Punjab lorry chhilo chhoto force gari noy..
Pao - Sir, vulle cholbe na Golap Neshai chhilo.. lorry r force garir parthakka korar moton
obosthai chhilen na.. Newton Saheb katha ta Force garir byapare bole gechhen r ekhane to
boro lorry.. impact ta aro sanghatik..
Judge- Objection overrule..
Pao - Thankyou my Lord! Ebar ashi mash e.. Newton Saheb bolechhen mash r accelerator
baranor bepare.. achha Khokon Babu lorrytar speed koto chhilo? 100 hbe?
Khokon - He puro 100 ei 100!!
Pao - Bas!! Hiseb mile gelo... Driver jodi lorry na chaliye 407 ba force ba matador chalato..
speed jodi 60 e thakto r accelerator na marto.. r mash ta jodi October na hoye aro besi hoto
mane December tahole Golaper Mrittyuo hoto na.. So by second law I accuse the lorry
driver..
(hattali court e uposthit darshakder)
Judge - Order! Order!
Ukil - Are manlam Barrister saheb apnar sab katha..kintu mukhe gejla ta to bisher reaction..
Pao - No Sir!! Ami ebar Tatei aschhi.. Yes my Lord!! Newton's third law of motion!! R gulo
mone na rakhleo eta amader sabar mukhostho.. court e uposthit sovvobrindo plz volunteer!
(Chorus e darshak Ra bolbe "To every action there is always an equal n opposite reaction")
Pao - Yes Sir! To every action there is always an equal n opposite reaction!! Tahole ebar
nischoy i bujhte parchhen gejlar reaction ta kiser!

Ukil (ghabre) - Kiser?

Pao - Action! My dear friend Action!!
Ukil - Kiser Action!!
Pao - Newton's laws of motion!! Ei law gulo na thakle aj Golap Pal er Mrittyu hoto na.. so
here by the third law I accuse Mr. Newton for the murder or rather conspiracy of murdering
Golap Pal!!
Ukil (totliye kokiye) - R golaper pete pawa Bish!!
Pao - Simple!! Chhoto belai pora Newtoner sutra ja eto dineo hajam korte na pere toxic hoye
gechhilo Golaper Pete.. .
(Kanfatano hattali!! Bahaba r joyodhani Pao er name)
Ukil- I rest my Lord!!
Judge - Order! Order! Order! Dupakher appeal ebong peshki sune court er sidhanto ei je
jodio avijukto Golok Goldar er name age theke 14ta khun, extortion ebong emon aro anek
case jhulchhe, kintu ei khetre uni nirdosh! Onake Golap Paler khuner avijoger theke
sasammane mukto kora holo.. ebong police ke nirdesh dawa holo je oi Rasta kata beral,
Speed vanga lorrychalok ebong badhajami bishakta sutrar srasta Mr. Newton ke adalater
samne produce kora hok! The case is dismissed!!
(Sabai uthe darano, hattali r narachara korar awaj pawa jai)
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(Gopaler Chaer Dokan. Rakesh bosey Cha khachhe ekai. Pas diye laptop bag kadhe Nilu
kothao jachhe)
Rakesh - Are Nilu je! Kothai jachhis Bhai eto deri kore!
Nilu - Are Rakesh da! Na bisesh kono kaj nei.. berote hoy tai berolam Asole..
Rakesh - Tara na thakle ektu Cha kheye golpo kore ja!
Nilu - He sei bhalo.. Barir lok vabbe kaje beriyechhi r onnodike amar samay tao kete jabe...
emnio giye lake e faka bench dekhe Bose thaktam.. ki bepar tumi school e jao ni aj!
Rakesh - Chhuti!
Nilu - Aj abar kiser chhuti Rakesh da! Gopal da ek cup cutting..
Rakesh - Aj naki Lalan Fakirer jonmodin.. tai chhuti diyechhe..
Nilu - Mariyechhe!! Achha maina kori dei thik vabe?
Rakesh - Oi incentiver moton.. rajasswa thik vabe adai hole.. mane saddhyamoto dei r ki..
Prattek mashe na parleo sujog bujhe dei... tobe chhuti anek berechhe.. Dekh Kajer binimoye
taka mane maine Pai.. taka na bariye kaj komiye dawao to eki byapar..
Nilu - Ha ha! Ja bolechho.. amar ekjon porichito lok bolto " kam utnahi karo jisse lage pagar
jyada mil raha hain"..
Rakesh - He he.. satti Bhai ki din elo bolto!
Nilu - Se r bolte Rakesh da.. tumi nijer lok tomar kachhe ki lokabo! Hate ektao kaj nei.. Ager
besh kota Kajer takai pelam na.. sarkari prakalpe kaj korlam.. oi to Buro Baba kallyan
prokolpo r jar Hari tar gari schemer samasta e-governance er kaj ami korechhi.. jutor sole
khoiye khoiye seshe jutlo sarba sakulle sare tin hajar taka.. kintu Jano contract gulo chhilo
besh kichhu lakher.. majher theke kara je taka ta mere dilo..
Gopal - Thik bolechho go!! Nepoi mare doi..Jugta puro nepoder..
Rakesh - Are amader school eo to.. fourth class staff to permanent nei bollei chole.. sabi
contractor diye cholchhe.. contractor union der dabi tader member der permanent korte hbe
na kintu teacher padeo union er lok nite hobe.. Bojho thela.. class VI pass union er lok naki
class VI obdi porate parbe..
Gopal - Ghor kolikal.. Bangali jat ta roshatole jete bosechhe..

Nilu - Satti erpor manus bangali bole nijeder porichoy dite lajja pabe.. amio to chesta korchhi
Bangalore ba Mumbai chole jawar.. business to holo na.. jodi certificate vangiye life ta ektu
secure kora jai..
(Tarar prabesh)
Taranath - Rashatole gechhe desh ta.. evabe sarir charcha hoy!
Gopal - Are Tara poach banabo!
Tara - Tomar ball duto fatiye poach banao r nijei gelo..
Rakesh - Are ki byapar! Saririk Mandirer pujari!! Hothat emon violent!!
Nilu - He Tara da.. tomai to sudhu mugur vajtei dekhechhi.. r gandepinde gilte... ragte ei
pratham dekhchhi..
Tara (nijer jama tule gaye ekta poster mara dekhai) - Ei dekh!! Ami ki 3c/8 na Kasba mini
router bus!! Je election duty!
Rakesh - (jore jore poster ta pore) asonno electioner jonno ei byaktike booking kore rakha
holo.. jotodin election result na beroi ei byaktir opor r karur nijosso adhikar thakbe na...
emonki enar nijer oporeo nijer na.. ei byakti aj theke Jono Hillol partyr cader ebong ekmatro
local party ofcer nirdesh anujayi enake cholte hobe.. Police, Election Commission ba onno
kono election machinery theke birodhita pele ei bigyopti grease er kaj korbe.. bisesh nirdesh
anusare..
Goda Pal, Sampadak, Jono Hillol Party
Gopal - Bojho kanda!!
Nilu - Eo abar hoy naki! Tumi police e gechhile?
Tara - He! Dekh pase arekta stamp lagano.. local thanar Borobabu r approval.. ami jetei
bollo bhaloi hoyechhe apni Esechhen.. Policer maduli tao peye gelen.. Porsu kagoj ta
dekhiye ration ta niye jaben!
Rakesh - Thana theke ration debe! Tahole cadre giri kore kichhu to labh pabe bolo!
Tara - He sei ration tor Pete vore debo.. ration mane ja dekhalo ta holo bangla one shutter
bonduk r 10 ta kore guli..
Nilu - Ki bolchho go? Khunokhuni korbe?
Tara - Amar to vebei hat pa kapchhe.. amar satpurush pujo achra kore Khai.. amra chal
kola khawa purut.. ki kukhone je ami ei sarir charcha korte gelam!! Amader gymer sab
chhele gulokei book kore niyechhe ei ruling doler mane Nasim Dasguptar fore gulo!
Rakesh - Satti ei Nasim Dasguptar attyachar din din bere uthchhe.. eto puro sairachari raja
hoye jachhe.. charidike khuno khuni, churi dakati jochhuri, bisrinkholota r arojokota
charidike.. Or paper Ghora purno hoye elo bole..
Gopal - Oke sorano ki oto soja!
Nilu - Bikolpo koi! Or birudhhe Vote e dariyechhe to sei Surya Master! Last bochhoreo to
dariye chhilo.. go haran here chhilo...
Gopal - Are sudhu niti r adarsha gule khele to pet vorbe na.. manchhi master mashai shot
manush.. poropokar kore beran.. kintu na achhe Kono khamatashali doler Chhatar chhaya r
na achhe taka Paisa ba fund..
Nilu - Sei nirdol hoye lorle jeta asamvab.. r jitleo ki ba korbe jonosadharoner jonno.. rat e
dakle songe hospital ba sasan jabe aro dosh Jon sathe niye!! Tar jonno to parar club guloi
achhe.. Kintu sei club gulou to tap kore Bose achhe sei Nasim! Elakar joto bekar sab ekhon
or party cadre..
Tara - He Nasim to oi bejonma bekar harami gulor dupaisa kamanor dhanda kore dichhe..
se jevabei hok...
Rakesh - Tai jekhane mou sekhanei to machhi bin bin korbe.. r samajik rog chhorabe..
(Panta honhoniye hete jachhilo)

Gopal - Oi Panta! Panta! Son son son..

Rakesh, Nilu r Tara - Panta! Oi Panta!!
Panta - Bolo!
Rakesh - Paoer kichhu khoj pawa gelo re!
Nilu - Ami to kisab gujob sunchhi..
Panta - Na kono khobor nei..
Gopal - Mollaparai kanaghusho sunchhilam..
Panta - Pao da ke Kashai Mamud khun kore lash gum kore diyechhe to!!
Tara - He amio tai sunlam.. Ki sanghatik! Satti naki! Ami to sunechhi riot lagaro chance
achhe..
Panta - Jani na.. esab to uro khobor... abar sunlam sadar court e Pao dar moton hubohu ek
barrister ke dekhte pawa gechhe.. ami sekhanei jachhi parakh kore dekhte..
Rakesh - Barrister!! Pao!! O to madhyamiker lakshman rekhai topkate pareni ami ja jani..
Panta - Oto Soto jani na.. Faltu vejiyo na to emni mood bhalo nei Pao dar jonno.
Nilu - Barir ki hal re Paoer! Buro Bap Ma.. ektai chhele..
Panta - Khub baje! Kakima to kede kede vashiye diyechhe.. r Kakababu Tate satre
cholechhe..e ghat theke o ghat..
Rakesh - mane?
Panta - Mane Police, MLA, hospital, Pagla garod, morgue.. sab jaigai.. tomra to sudhu
khobor petei ot pete achho.. kaje to lagbe na kono.. ami dourochhi majhe majhe Kakababur
sathe..
Nilu - Ke bollo Panta! Amader ekbar hak dilei chole asbo.. amra ki amanush..
Panta - Na ektu besi bhalo manush.. Sono ichhe thakle loke egiye esei upokar kore..
Gopal - R oi Kashai Mamuder meyer ki khobor? Oi je Paoer premika Baby!
Panta - Ami ki Radar naki? Sab Harir khobor rekhe berabo!
Tara - Ami sunlam Kashai Mamud Babyr biye dichhe nijer chakor Chunnu Miyar sathe..
ekebare dhore bedhe khub tarahuro kore..
Nilu - R meyeta to naki nijer shira kete suicide o korte gechhilo.. jhi ta thk samaye bujhe
sabai ke heke deke meye take bachai..
Gopal - Aha 're.. duto Kochi jibon nosto hoye gelo..
Nilu - Paoer moton matir manush..
Rakesh - Gobechara.. ki je holo chheletar?
Tara - Kotobar bole chhilam sarirta ektu charcha kor..
Panta - Ami chollam.. Faltu time nei amar... Pao dar khoj pawa jai naki dekhi.. jaldi jai...
Gopal - He baba ja!! Dugga dugga!!
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(Pao rasta die hete jache.....akta bhikarir shonge dekha holo...)
Bhikari-duto paysa deben babu??
Pao-paysa???ami? Kothai pabo?? Amar theke kno chaicho??
Bhikari -dudin dhre kchu khaini babu....
Pao -kno?
Bhikari-bhikkke paini...
Pao -bhikke kno chai?
Bhikari -ami to athrbo......amr kamanor khmta nei...kno bhbe ei morer mathay eshe bhikke
chai..
Pao -apni kthy thaken??
Bhikari -ei to samner footpath a..okhan theke uthie dile brdge er opor......

Pao - Ke uthiye dei?

Bhikari - Oi police ba Gunda.. Tara bhara na Pelei uthiye dei... sabsamay to vikkhe kore
temon amdani hoy na.. tai bharao dite pari na..
Pao - Footpather abar vara? Eta to public property!
Bhikari - Orao to Public propertyr dalal.. vaggis vikkha kore Khai omon dalali kore avishap
kuroi na..
Pao -Bhabun to dada apni ki bhikhhe korar jnyo jonmechen?? Sabar jiboner ekta uddessho
achhe.. prattyek byaktir jiboner ekta mahatto achhe..
Bhikari -hyto bap......
Dokandar-(pau k uddesho kore)kaka.....rojkar bypr.....beshi patta deben na ei bhikarir bacha
ta ke....mukhe boro boro batela..r Kajer bela othorbo, asahay, aro ja ja vikkhe pawar jonno
darkar sab... mege khawa, mufter khawa eder rog.. jonom vikhari!
Bhikari -bhikari tor bap banchot.....ami jamidar bongsher lok...nehat kapaler fere aj ei
obostha..
Pao -Jamidar!!
Bhikari - He Babu! Amar thakurda chhilo Chhitolpotar jomidar.. ek hate Ghora chalaten arek
hate bagh sikar korten..
Dokandar - Ei dhapbaj! Porsu arek babu ke bolli na je tor thakurda Azad Hind Fauj e Netajir
gari chalato.. Gorgor kore Japani bolto..
Bhikari - Se amar thakurdar Bhai.. son amar bongsher eto golpo achhe na sonate gele tor
tin purusher sudhu golpo sunei jibon kabar hoye jabe..
Pao - Eito!
Bhikari - Koi! Din Babu dosh ta taka!! Ektu petpure Khai!!
Pao - Taka tumi vikhhe chaichho keno? Tumi chaile to nijer gunei kamate paro..sono mon
diye ki boli..ektu advut lagleo kaje debe.. Dokandar Bhai tomaro ektu sahajjo chai..
Dokandar - Bolun na babu!! O jodi khete Khai amio sahajjo korbo..
Pao - Or to anek golper Stock! Tumi tomar dokane ekta board lagao.. cha biscuit dure dariye
khele ba niye chole gele ja dam achhe tai.. kintu 20% besi jodi Bose golpo sunte sunte keu
khete chai..
Dokandar - Dada emni loke ekta cha niye ghantar por ghanta Benchi atke Bose thake..
Pao - Tai to bolchhi.. Or golpo ekta kore suru hobe r ekta kore batch bosbe.. Tara jai nik oi
golper modhye sesh kore uthe jete hobe.. etai niyom.. Or Golper jore tomar sale o barbe..r
khodder ra bench o atke rakhte parbe na.. r extra incomer ardhek oke diye diyo.. abar
dekhbe baire giye golpo bolar contract o pabe.. ei Dhoro bachha der jonmodin, saraswati
pujo, ba nehati onno kono anusthane.. tarjonno ei dokanei jogajog korbe lokera.. dokandar
ke or commission diye diyo baire giye golpo bolar contract pele..
Bhikari - Loke Taka diye sunbe amar golpo!
Pao - Gan r nach jodi manush taka diye sone r dekhe... golpo keno noy!
Dokandar - Albat sunbe!! Gajakhori holeo ami to tor golper vokto!! Apni darun budhhi
diyechhen Dada!! Apni ke Bolun to!!
Pao - Ami Pao.. Keu na.. Mr. No One!! Kintu Bhai aj theke tumi kintu r vikhari nou.. tumi
hole golpo shilpi!! Golpo bolai tomar gun r tai tomar jibika.. r dokandar tomar manager!!
(Biday sambhashan kore Pao egiye jai.. Lok dutir mukhe sposto kritoggotabodh r notun
biswaser optimism)
(Ektu egotei dekha jai ekta Rickshaw dar korano. R uchu kichhu theke jhap marar chesta
korchhe Dhuliya rickshawwala)
Pao - Are Dhuliye e ki korchho?

Dhuliya - Atmahattya!! Achha holo morar age apnar sathe mulakat hoya gelo.. (neme ese) ei
nin apnar Rickshaw.. apni Brahman devta achhen.. apnake jhut bole thokiyei aj hamar e
avastha..(kadte thake)
Pao - Are Bhai Dhuliya Santa hou... ki holo ta ki? Morte jachho keno?
Dhuliya - (Hau hau kore kede) Gunha ho gayil babu! Maf kar dijiye.. ap se jhut bole the..
donohi Rickshaw hamar pas hi tha.. hamar Bhai baimani korlo.. hami apnar sathe korlam ori
pap dilo bhagwan!! Hamar Rickshaw r apnar bou liye bhege gelo hamar Bhai Bhuluwa!!
Pao - Amar bou!!
Dhuliya - O na hamar bou nijer bhauji r apnar ekta rickShaw.. hami r beche ki korbo Babu!!
Deshe janle hamar pariwar ka ijjat chole jayega.. hum Mar jayenge (bole abar Opore uthe
jhap mara chesta korte thake. Omni sei ager bachha ta kotha theke ese Paoer jama tene)
Bachha - Vuter Ranir adesh achhe
moruk beta morte de
Kane sudhu fuk mantra de
Notun voter vuter deshe
Vote dei jeno Rani ke eshe..
Vuter Ranir hukum eta
Opoghate moruk beta..
Vuter Ranir hukum eta
Opoghate moruk beta..
(Khanik chintai dube jai Pao.. Totokhone Dhuliya jhap dite jai prai. Hothat kheyal kore
tarighari Dhuliya ke japte dhore niche namai Pao)
Pao - Chhi chhi!! Dhuliya tumi na mard!! Mard ko Kabhi dard hoy naki!! Ki kapurusher moton
paliye jachho..
Dhuliya - Nahi Sahb humko aur jina nahin!!
Pao - (jhakiye) Dhuliya chokh khule Dekho.. ki sundar ei duniya.. jibon ta ki sundar.. ta kina
tumi duti lok r ekta Rickshawr jonno nijer jibon ta evabe sesh kore debe?? Tumi Dhuliya..
title ta ki jeno?
Dhuliya - Dhuliya Sahu babu!!
Pao - He Dhuliya Sahu.. jei Sahu ji tomar baba r tar dhrmapatni mane tomar ma koto asha
kore Dhuliya ke jonmo dilo.. koto kosto kore boro korlo.. je Dhuliya Sahu nijer khomotai nijer
parisrame etogulo bochhor prithibir buke sangram kore esechhe se kina jete jabe?
Dhuliya - Na hami Harbo na hujur..kintu Ki korte pari hami...
Pao - Sangram!! Ja etodin kore esechho!! Jibon judhhe lore jao.. karma kore jao.. sei
ekmatro amader muktir Poth..
Dhuliya - Korbo ami!! Hami sangram korbo Babu!! Hami karma korbo.. hami firse Rickshaw
chalabo..
Pao - He nischoyi.. tumi Rickshaw chalao.. abar bachho pran vore.. amai kichhu dite hobe
na.. tomar matha thanda hok RicKshaw diye OLA Uber er moton ekta byabsar plan debo
tomai..
Dhuliya - Se ki achhe Babu!!
(Pechhon theke Pantar prabesh.. dur theke Pao ke dekhe doure ese joriye dhore Pao ke r
hau Mau kore kadte thake)
Pao - Are Panta! Ki holo 're! Kadchhis keno!! Ki holo 're Panta!! Sab thik achhe!
Panta - Tumi beche achho Pao da!! Amra to vebe chhilam..
Pao - more gechhi.. se ekrakam temoni bolte Paris.. sesab anek golpo. Dara sab bolbo..
chal barir dike jete jete sab bolbo toke..

Panta - Na satti tumi beche achho to? Kothai chhile eto din?? Tomar ki hoye chhilo Pao da..
(kede kede)
Pao - Ami magic sikhte gechhilam ek jadukorer kachhe.. sabaike uchit sikha dawar jonno..
nirash hatash manushgulor modhye biswas.. mane atmabiswas jaganor jonno..
(Dujone uthe dariye aste aste egoi)
Panta - Tumi dhap dichho Pao da!! Tumi palte gechho anek.. age to emon chhile na..
Pao - Achha dekhbi.. Tui ingriji bolte janish!!
Panta - Amar choddo purush ke udam third degree dileo ingriji berobe na..
Pao - Ke bollo!! Tui fluently English bolte parish.. hoito ager jonme ingrej chhilis.. tai eijonme
na sikhleo tui bolte Paris chesta kore dekh..
Panta - How can I speak in English!! U know I hardly went to school..
Pao - Ma kemon achhe 're? R Baba!!
Panta - They are very upset.. ur mom is utterly shocked.. she loses sense every now n then..
cries all the time.. n ur father is running from door to door in search of u..
Pao - R Baby!!
Panta - She tried committing suicide.. her father fixed her marriage with Chunnu Miah!!
Pao - Howachhi Biye..
Panta - Please switch off my English mode..
Pao - Tui to banglao bolte Paris.. bol na ke atkechhe.
Panta - E ki go Pao da.. eto puro velki!!! Ebar tahole ekek shaitan ke chun chun ke
marunga...
Pao - Nahi samjhaunga.. chal Pao jaldi bari jai.. make r kosto debo na.. ei Dhuliya amader
chhere dibi tor Rickshaw te!!
Dhuliya (pok pok horn mere) - Chal mere Dhanno!!
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(Paoer smaran sabha cholchhe.. stager opor manche boshe MLA, Paoer Baba r Ma, Baby r
Kashai Mamud, Nanu r sanchalak Radar)
Radar - hello hello... 1, 2, 3, 4... mike testing...hello mike testing...sona jachhe!! Tahole suru
kori...
(MLA matha nere sammati janai)
Namaskar ekhane uposthit sakal nagarikbrinda ke..Nirbachon aschhe...Pao ke khuje pawa
jachhe na.. Pao amader ekanta apan.. Amader elaka Pao chhara sampurno noy.. Karon Pao
saradin charidike ghure berato.. ei elakar suktara chhilo Pao...Agrar jemon Taj Mahal.. Delhir
jemon Lal Kella... temoni amader elakar Pao orfe Pabak Bhattacharya.. Thik jeno nisuti rate
jonaki ba jhi jhi poka.. . Saratakhon elaka jure chhilo tar bistar.. Poropokari, jonodaradi Pao
loker dukhhe jhapiye Porto.. tar subishal hriday jeno chhilo ek nirmal sachchha puskarini
jekhane aharaha dub marto koto dukhi avabi lok, jemon Khentir Ma, Dhuliya, Panta, Kabiraj,
emon koto pankil manushjon..emon Ki amio..kintu election aschhe.. kono pending case
rakha hobe na ei amader neta Srijukto Nasim Dasguptar angikar..Tai nikhoj Pao ke mrito
ghoshona kora hochhe sarkari vabe...
Paoer Ma - Na!!! E hote pare na!!!
Paoer Baba - Amader to emon bole ekhane Ana hoy ni..
(Baby nishabde kadte thake)
Nanu - Are tomra ektu Chup koro.. Dekho na ki bolte chaichhe MLA saheb.. aj Paoer hadish
ber korei chharbe katha to diyechhe..
Radar - Rukawat ke liye khed Hain.. to sei marme.. boktobbo rakhben amader sradhyeo
MLA Nasim Dasgupta!

MLA - Namaskar! Salam walekum!! Ei adhamer nam Nasim Dasgupta!! Anekei janen abar
hoito anekei janen na.. tai arekbar boli bisesh kore nabin prajanmer jonno.. Amar nam ta
ektu byatikromi... Nasim Dasgupta.. Asole amar ma Fatema musolman chhilen r Baba
Ashim Hindu.. Tai ami jotokhani Hindu totokhani Muslim o.. ami jemon barite satya Narayan
Puja kori temni Iftar o kori.. bola chole ami Kaji Nazrul Islam je Shyama Sangeet o badhe
abar Sarat Chandra chattopadhyay er moton Mahesh er rachanao kore.. ami to tai thik
korechhi ami abar khamatai ele Muslim der jonno 13% r Hindu Baddyi der jonno 12%
sangrakhhan er dabi tulbo sangsade.. etai hbe amar pitri ebong matririn sodh.. aj esab bolar
karon!! Nirbachon aschhe.. Pao ke pawa jachhe na.. Paoer antardhan niye nanan rakam
gujob rotchhe r tar theke nanan jaigai uttejonar Sristi hochhe.. elakai kichhu kichhu jaigai
sampradyik sangharsher katha amar kane aschhe.. Pao ke amra sabai bhalobastam.. Tai tar
mithye khuner ghatana sajiye sampradayik rajniti ekebarei kammo noy.. Amra sabai jani er
pechhone kon manushder hat achhe.. . Santipriya area ke asanto kore jodi kichhu vote pawa
jai tai ei sasta rajniti.. chhi chhi !! Apni na master mashai!!ei sikha dikha!! Se jai hok aj
amader ekotrito howar ekmatro uddeshho sab bhul bojhabujhi sesh kore Hindu Musalman
Bhai ek hoye Sargiyo Pabak Bhattacharya r atmar Shanti kamona kora!!
Paoer Baba- Eisab hochhe ta ki?? Pao beche nei apnara bolchhhen ki kore??
Ma - Amar Pao r nei?? Ami biswas kori na..
(Baby nishobde kede jai..)
Radar - Are Rabi da age puro ta Sono na.. tomar chhele tumi thik fire pabe..
MLA - Ami ghoshona korchhi je amar tahabil theke dulakkha taka Paoer barir lokeder
khatipuron hisebe dawa hobe..
Baba - Chaina amader taka.. Amader chhele ferot chai..
Ma - Pao 're.. kothai geli 're..
Nanu - Are hochhe ta ki!! Ektu dhoirjo dhore bosho na tomra..
MLA - Paoer Baba amader sakaler sradheyo Sri Rabindra Nath Bhattacharya mahashay
shoke pathar hoye achhen.. tai anurodh korbo tar khurtuto Bhai Nanu Bhattacharya ke sei
Mahan atmar uddeshhe kichhu bolar ..
Radar - Mike e daka hochhe Sri Nanu Bhattacharya ke!!
Nanu - Namaskar! Amar Dada Pao!! Nijer maer peter na holeo bola jai Baper Peter.. mane
amar jyartuto Bhai.. . Amar jiboner anuprerona.. Amar friend, philosopher r guide.. Baba ma
thakteo ami jeno anath hoye gelam.. ami Paoer Bhai apnader haraf kore bolte pari je oke
khub kora hoyni.. hoito o suicide korechhe ba accident e morechhe.. r jai hok musolman bhai
ra to mare ni eta ami haraf kore bolte pari.. tobe Pao r beche nei setao thik.. Bidhatar e ki
nisthur khela..
Paoer Baba - Ki bolchhis ki 're hotovaga!!
(Radar mukh chepe dhore Rabir)
Radar - Chup koro Dada!! Oke bolte dao.. Election aschhe Pao o asbe..
Nanu - Ami Byabsayi samitir president hisebe ebong sthaniyo Hindu bhaider hoye purno
aswas diye bolte pari amader leader MLA Nasim Dasgupta r amader musolman bhaider
prati kono khov ba rag nei.. amra vote Nasim Babu kei debo.. Pao dar jonno amra sabai
marmahoto.. (kede uthe) Pao da 're kothai geli 're amader chhere? Aj ei manche dariye
bolchhi Pao da jodi fire ase amader Dokan r poitrik bari ami or name likhe debo.. Amar kono
vag Chaina.. Bharat er moton ajanma Ram swarup Pao dar seba kore jabo.. Koti Koti
pranam janiye ami boktobbo sesh korchhi nahole shoke ami murchha jabo.. Jai Janab
Nasim Dasguptar Jai!! Vote din Jono Hillol party ke.. atmar santi kamona kori Pao er..
Radar - Ebar anurodh korbo Janab Mamud Miah ke du char katha bolte?

Kashai Mamud - Khaise!! Bondhugon ami to konodin Mike e katha koi nai..Kintu kachi
pathar dibbi ami Pao re mari nai.. omon gobesara bhalo pola ta je kothai choila gelo!! Ami
apnader katha ditasi o fiyra aile ami nijer hate or biah dimu amar beti Babyr sathe.. are ami
to rajio chhilam.. tokhon ki r jantam je pola ta evabe uibba jaibo..
Baby - Mithyebadi!! Bondo koro tomader mithye natok.. ami aj sabar samne sab Satti bole
debo.. ei Kashai Mamud amar bap bolte jake lajja kore sei tar lok diye amar Pao ke mere
kabar khanai pute lash gum kore diyechhe.. .
(Charidike e hoi choi pore jai..hothat background theke Slow motion e Sukhen Das er
Protisodh cinemar gan ta cholbe r slow motion e doure dhukbe Pao stage e r ektu pechhone
Panta.. Pao r Panta r stepping gulo kichhu ta ganer picturisation e Sukhen Das r Anup
Kumarer moton hbe)
Hoito amake karo mone nei
Ami je chhilam ei grametei
Ei grametei jonmo amar....
(Paoer Ma, Baby prochondo melodrama korbe, Baba heart attacker moton korbe anande..
Nanu, MLA r Radar eke oporke sandeho korbe, confused hbe.. Kashai Mamud Bhoot Bhoot
bole chillobe r bhoy pabe... Pao eke eke sabar songe nachbe..puro Rockstarer moton puro
stage e darshak ke matiye tulbe.. du tinte gan o bajte pare..ma babar songe Hum sath sath
Hain theke "Yeh to sach Hain bhagwan hain" ..Babyr songe romantic Dilwale film er "Janam
Janam" e dance...Last e Mike dhore Boney M Daddy cool er moton gaibe r jama khule debe
pase tinte meyer badale nachbe MLA, Nanu r Kashai Mamud)
Pao - U hoooo (like rockstar) ya i am alive!! Very much alive!! Apnader Pao jibito (Khali gaye
buke chapar mare).. r apnarao beche uthun!! Ghumiye adhmora atmbiswas gulo jagiye
tulun!! Let's live let's rock!!!
Scene - 19
(Kashai Mamud r Chunnu Miah hete jachhe)
Chunnu - Mamujan amare kothai niya jaiytasen .. samne biya amar mela kaj baki.. sherwanir
map ta diya aisi.. apni taka dile delivery ta nimu.. achha kon Dokan tinte amar name koira
deben apni ta jodi age theika ektu boila rakhten tahole ektu pelan porogram koira rakhtam..
Kashai - Pode bash dimu Tor! MLA Janab daikka pathaise.. Biya korar sokh ponga diya
dhukaya dibo ekkebare..Pao re maira tui lash gum korsili na!! Ebar nijer mukhei onare
koifiyot dibi..
(Chunnu dariye pore.. ulto pathe hatar chesta kore)
Chunnu - Abbajan amare Hamid ekbar daksilo.. biyar byapare darkari ekta kaj chilo..
Kashai - Abbajan!! Tor ammir sathe ami ki pirit maraite gesilam!! Biya bhuilya jao..ghare
gardan ta thake naki dekh age haramjada... amarta jawar age tor ta jawar byabostha ami
nijer hate korum..
Chunnu (ektu rege) - Mamujan apnar samnei to betar mathai lathir gha koshailam.. tarpor
apnari duikhan lok niya nijer hate giya kabar diya ailam Pao ke..
Kashai - Oi ja mugir tengrir moton hat tor.. oi hater lathir ghaye asha koris ki koira ekta jowan
marad morbo.. ami to chopper Khan Pete dhokaitei jaitasilam.. tor adikhetar ki chhilo..
Chunnu - Babyre biyar sokh amar sei chhotobela thika.. chhoto theke jokhon baby dustami
korto apni bolten ei Chunnu gadhar songe biya dimu katha na sunle..sei ashatei dibaratri
apnar khidmat korsi.. r jokhon apni sattikarer amar songe Babyr biyar katha koilen ami r
khushi dhoira rakhte pari nai.. pother katare nijer hate saraite gesilam tai..
Kashai - Kata!! He tomar mundu kata gelo boila..ekhon mukh ta bondo Rakh MLA r bari
dhuktasi.. Nasim Saheb asen naki?

(Kashai r Chunnu vetore dhoke.. vetore udgrib bhabe paichari korchhe Nanu.. MLA paer
opor pa tule Bose achhe r Rajader moton angur khachhe.. Radar hat pakha diye MLA ke
hawa korchhe r majhe majhe Nanur kane kichhu fush fash korchhe)
Radar - Are Mamud Miah asun asun!
Kashai - (voye voye) hothat joruri talab hujurer!
Nanu - Ei je mithyebadi Kashai Mamud!! Or nam howa uchit chhilo Chosai Mahut!! Hatir
moton meye to ekta achhei..
Kashai R Chunnu - Khabardar..
Kashai - (lungir vetor theke chopper ber kore) mukh samlaya chhokra!! Arai poche gola
namiye dimu..
Chunnu - Babyr name kichhu koile na Nanu tomar Nunu kaitta dimu kuchut koira..
Nanu - Ai Dekhi Suarer bachha.. Dekhi koto himmat!! Sala batelabajer dol sab..
MLA - Aha!! Shanti Shanti!!
Chunnu - Shanti pan masala nai to ostad!! Tiranga ase cholbo..
Radar - Chunnu Miah nijer mukh ta khulis na.. emni sab ghete achhe..
MLA - Mamud Miah!! Apnar katha to millo na.. Pao to jibito.. bahal tabiyete achhe..
Nanu - Jambubaner moton Mike dhore kisab Dady cool na chope chul bole tandab nrittyo
korlo abar..
Mamud - Ami Satti boltasi Nasim Bhai!! Or mathai lathi mere chhilo ei Chunnui.. rokte ekdam
lotor potor hoiya gelo.. sarir not boron choron.. tarpor nijer hate ei Chunnui aro dujonre niya
giya gorosthane puitta diya aisilo oi Pao betare.. apni jigan na ore..
Chunnu - Amare fashaitasen keno Miah!! Apnar katha suinnai to sab korsilam.. ekhon ki
Amare sandeho kortasen!!
Radar - Ei chakar beta ke songe enechhen keno? Oi tui ja to bero ekhan theke..
MLA - Chhi Radar Babu! Evabe bole naki kauke!! Chunnu Miah amader party samarthak..
amader doler sampad.. Chunnu Miah apni baire giye ektu apekkha korun..
(Chunnu chole jai)
Nanu - Amader sab plan e to mati pore gelo..
MLA - Na kichhu hoyni.. sab plan mafiki hbe..
Radar - Agge na.. hochhe na kichhu plan mafik!! Ei Pao na bujhei sabete byagra dichhe..
MLA- Jemon! Ektu khule Bolun suni..
Radar - Pao lok khepachhe.. boro boro bhashon r tottto katha diye.. sabar mone atma
marjada r chetona jagachhe...
MLA- Ah!! Vonita chhere udaharan dao.. Radar - Amader sakriya karmira.. mane amader
doler active member Ra kichhu sujog subidha peto.. jemon Tarur cable, Jhontur paper,
Khentir maer dudh!!
Nanu - mane?
Radar- mane gorur dudh, bajarer notun otha fol mul, machh, sabji.. .eisab nazrana petam
amra sabai.. sabai khushi hoyei dito.. ba hoito voyei.. Sab bondho ekhon.. ulte chaile bole
amader koster uparjon tomraMagna nebe keno? Taka dao jinish nao.. Koto boro ashpardha
bhabun ekbar!!
MLA - Kintu hothat keno emon hochhe?
Radar - Oi Pao.. o ajkal charidike fokordalali kore jachhe.. sabai ke naki bujhiyechhe je sabai
ekjot hoye tola, hapta ba hissa boycott korle oder keu kichhu korte parbe na..
Nanu - O achha ebar bujhlam.. amader barir chakor dero tai bujhi Dana gojiyechhe.. amar
ma barir chakar tar gaye garam khuntir chheka diyechhe bole sab jhi chakorer dol amader
bari gherao kore chhilo.. Humki diye khotipuron adai korechhe policer bhoy dekhiye..

Radar - He ekdam thik bolechhe Nanu.. Pao er budhi te Kajer lokera, mute majur, juto
polishwala, kagajwala, aro joto unorganized sector achhe Tara nijeder union baniyechhe..
nam diyechhe majdoor manabadhikar sangathan.. sunechhi abar oi Surya Master oder abar
nijeder dike tanar chesta korchhe..
Kashai Mamud - Oi lela kebla chheleta eto sab velki dekhachhe ki bhabe..
MLA - Mamud Miah apni oi katha Chharun.. mone achhe bhora sabhai gola tule katha
diyechhen je Pao fire ele apnar meyer biye apni or sathei deben..
Kashai - Tokhon ki r jantam chheleta fire asbe.. ba emon palte jabe..
MLA- apni Jan boroncho.. giye meyeke pahara din.. oi Chunnu ke pathiye din.. oke kichhu
kaj debo..
(Mamud Selam thuke beriye jai)
Radar - Nanu tumio to bolechho Dokan r poitrik vite or name kore debe..
Nanu - Kochu pora debo.. ami ekhon vabchhi nijei lok lagiye oi Pao beta ke hafish kore di..
MLA- Dhire mitra dhire.. tumi plan mafik nijeder dokane agun ta lagiye dao aj ba kal rate..
baki ta ami dekhchhi..
Nanu - Sab thik hoye jabe tahole.. ami pabo to sab..
Radar - Albat pabe..Tui Sab bebostha kor tahole.. ekdam chuposare.. jeno kak pakkhiteo ter
na pai..
(Nanu namaskar kore chole jai r Chunnu vetore dhoke voye voye)
MLA- Asun Chunnu Miah! Ki bolchhi mon diye sunun..
Radar- R kauke pach kan korbina jeno..
MLA- Babyke apnar chai.. Kashai Mamud kintu palti khachhe.. Apnar name to ja noy tai
bole gelo.. emon ki Paoer attempt to murder e apnake police e debe eo bolchhilo.. Pao er
proti uni naram hoyechhen.. Ekhon vabchhen Pao r Babyr biye ta diye deben.. Tahole sabar
chokhe mahat hoye jaben..porer voter ticket o chaichhen.. onar dhanda ekhon onno.. amar
ma Musalman.. hindu chhele biye kore maer korun parinati ami nijer chokhe dekhechhi..tai
ami chai na Babyr satheo temoni hoy..
Chunnu - Ami moira jamu kintu Babyr biya onno karur sathe hote dimu na..
MLA- Apni morben kon dukhe!! Kashai Mamud ke mere felun.. koushole.. jate dosh ta giye
pore Paoer opor.. Mamud narake, Pao jail e r..
Radar- Baby tomar kole!!!
Chunnu - Ami parum!!
Radar - Partei hbe!! Pyar kiya to darna kya!! Payar kiya koi chori nahi ki.. chhup chhup ke
ahein bharna kya!! Ja ja..kaje lege por..
MLA- Apnar hate r 3 din achhe.. sarajibon Babyke pawar last chance..
Chunnu - He ami parum.. Partei hoibo.. Baby amar Jan ase.. Jan jemon dite pari niteo pari
janemoner jomiye..
(Chunnu beriye jai selam thuke)
Radar - Gurudeb apnar payer dhulo din..ektu acharer moton chete pute khai.. ki dan dilen
ostad.. sunei kisti mat lagchhe..kintu arektu alokpat korle ei mukkhyu sukkhu loktao kichhu
ta thahor korte pare..
MLA- Loker mone ki cholchhe ta bojhar aloukik khamata amar achhe..
Radar - Se na hole 15 bochhor raj koren!!
MLA - Kashai Mamud Satti ektu naram hoye esechhe.. jotoi hok Baper mon to.. or dara r
kono action hbe na.. edike Chunnu insecurity te vugchhe.. Okei ekhon kaje laganor thik
samay.. Kashai Mamud morbe.. Karon Paoer dokane se agun lagiyechhe.. tai Pao badla
niyechhe.. Nanu dhora porleo amar kichhu ese jai na.. r ekta katha... kono top grade supari
killer pawa jabe?

Radar - He tar r avab ki? Are amader Golok Goldar i to chhara peye baire achhe..
MLA- Darun!! Cadre Babu ke bolo action e nabte.. Surya Master ke bomb mere uriye dao..
r sei spot ei Golok ke diye Babu ba amader kono nam kora Gunda cadre ke guli mere uriye
dao.. Babu is the best choice.. oke lok jon ajkal besh bhoy pachhe r partyr takmao sabar
porichito..
Radar - Sir ete ki hobe!!
MLA- Ei jonnoi tumi sat janmer cadre.. neta hote parle na.. are spot e bombing r guli te
amader lok murder.. mane ki? Birodhira amader attack kore chhilo.. Babu ke murder korlo
ora r sangharshe oder leader Surya Master o spot dead!!
Radar- apnar line faka!! Walk over!! Sure win without competition...
MLA- Ke ! Ke okhane!!
(Babu darja diye gola ber kore)
Babu - Asbo Dada!!
Radar - Khuk khuk!! (Vishom khai)
MLA - Are Babu Bhai asun asun.. apnar kathai hochhilo..
Babu - He Sir!! Faltu ghure ghure chechiye chechoye hatu te bat r golai chir dhore gelo..
action din kichhu boss!!
Radar- Sei jonnoi to tor khoj korchhilam.. son tahole..
(Silently hat nere Radar r MLA Babu ke kichhu bojhate thake.. music bajte thake r Alo nibhte
thake)
Scene - 20
(Pao bazar diye hete jachhe Pantar sathe.. Kabiraj oder dekhte peye chhute ase)
Kabiraj - Pabak Babu namaskar!! Chinte parchhen?
Pao - Are Kabiraj Babu je.. Ki odvut apnake chinte parbo na Keno?
Panta - Paodar ki yardasht chole gechhe mathai Chot kheye? E ki Posenjiter chhobi
cholchhe naki??
Kabiraj- Na na.. apni to ekhon besto manush Pabak Babu.. Jake bole elakar Ujjal
nakhhatra.. charidike apnar nam, Josh, pratipatti.. sabai apnar prosongshai ponchomukh..
tai sandeho hochhilo je ei tuchhatituchho Kabiraj ke apnar mone thakbe kina?
Panta - O paona taka gulo geriye dawar dhanda na!
Pao - Uff Panta!! Ja mukhe ase bole dish na! Kabiraj mashai apni or kathar kichhu mone
korben na.. Bolun kemon achhen apni!
Kabiraj (pa joriye dhorar chesta kore) - Pabak Babu apni amai bachan..
Pao - Are are koren Ki?? Ami bachanor ke? Ami ki korte pari Bolun!
Kabiraj - Apni vogoban.. apni majhe udhao hoye gechhilen.. tarpor fire Esechhen iswarer
doibo shakti niye.. sabai tai bolchhe.. anek manusher jibon paribartan kore diyechhen apni
paramarsha diye.. apni amakeo path dekhan Prabhu!!
Panta - Eki go Paoda.. eto ekebare tomai darikamano Ramkrishna baniye chharbe
dekhchhi..
Pao - Uthun Kabiraj Mashai!! Ami keu na.. sabai sabar nijosso khamatatei ja korar korchhe..
apni ki korchhen?
Kabiraj - Amar sab gabeshana asafal hoyechhe.. veshoj mangsha flop khelo.. bazarer hawa
bujhe televaja r chop er preservative bananor o chesta korlam tao flop..
Pao - Are bhalo katha... tai to amaro mone porlo.. Kal Bhuter Rani amai swapna diye chhilen
je ekrakam ekta tel bananor lok khuje ber korte.. jei tel diye televaja vajle maser por mas
tatka thakbe.. bideshe raftani kora jabe.. Desher, dosher ebong shilper unnoti hobe..
Kabiraj - Kintu ami to parlam na.. achha Bhuter Rani ta ke?

Pao (Jiv kete) - Ei ja!! Beriye gelo.. o chharun.. kintu oi tel apni parben na banate..
Kabiraj - Parlam koi! Ulto anek taka dhar hoye gechhe eisab gabeshana korte.. chhele
puleder khawanor taka nei r ekhon.. swaparibare atmahattya chhara amar r gati nei..
Pao - Chhi!! Eisab mone anao pap.. achha apnara to purushonukrame Kabiraji koren.. amar
babar mukhe apnar baba thakurdar khub sunam sunechhi.. ekebare naki dhannantari
chhilen onara.. tahole apni rogi dekhe Kabiraji chikitsa keno korchhen na??
Kabiraj - Sikhechhilam to sabi babar theke.. kintu ei notun kichhu abiskarer bhut mathai
chapai sab gelo? Anavvyese bidyanash.. ekhon ki r parbo.. kintu bap thakurdar puthigulo
ghatle hoito parbo..
Pao - Albat parben! Apni suru korun aj thekei.. ami apnake patient jogar kore debo..
Kabiraj - Amar obostha firbe tahole!!
Pao - Ami aswas dichhi.. apni sudhu nijer opor biswas rakhun.. sab thik hoye jabe..
Kabiraj - He setai.. keu nai jar poitrik bidya achhe tar.. anek dhonnobad amar chokh khule
dawar jonno.. ami choli Pabak Babu.. r deri korle anek deri hoye jabe..
(Pao r Panta egiye jai.. Kabiraj ulto dike hete jai)
Panta - Paoda tumi Boudike kothai aste bolechho? Or Kashai bap ta chharbe? Pechhone
abar oi chine Jok Chunnu ta na ase!
Pao - Tai jonnoi to toke songe nawa.. amra prem korbo.. tui pahara dibi..
Panta - ahlade jallad ekebare..
(Pechhon theke Khentir Ma eshe Pao er pa ese dhore)
Pao - Are ke re Bhai!! Pore jabo to..
Panta - Are Khentir Ma tomai or goru bhebe dudh duichhe naki?? Burir chokhe chhani to
achhei..
Khentir Ma- Dadababu apni bhagaban.. apni sakkhat gourango mahaprabhu!! einin olpo
samanno taka.. apnar dhar jodi kichhu ta sodh hoy..
Panta - E abar kigo Pao da.. e abar tomai Dughdobati Nimai banate chaichhe..
Pao - Are Khentir Ma koro Ki?
Khentir Ma- Dadababu apnar asirbade amar chhele ekebare badle gechhe... Nesha vang
chhere diyechhe.. nijer hate goruder dekha sona kore.. khatal pariskar kore.. dudh doi.. bari
bari giye diyeo ase.. abar ghi, chhana, doi eisaber notun byabsao suru korechhe..
Pao - Bah! Eto khub bhalo katha.. ami to sudhu oke or khamatar songe parichay koriye diye
chhilam.. Dekho ekhan sundar nijer khamatatei khete khachhe..
Khentir Ma - He Babu. Amakeo kaj korte dei na.. khub seba sraddha kore ajkal.. Khenti
takeo abar schoole jawar bebostha kore diyechhe Kinu.. Babu ei taka ta apni rakhun.. Roj
amar hat kharcha theke apnar Paona ami kichhu kichhu kore sodh kore debo.. tomar jonnoi
amar bhalodin fire elo..
Panta - Achhe din!! Karur to elo tahole!!
Pao - Khentir Ma amai kichhu dite hbe na.. Parle amader parar Kabiraj er barite kichhu ta
kore dudh pathiye diyo roj.. or dudher bachha gulo khete parbe.. boddo avabe achhe go
ora..
Khentir Ma - Apni ja bolben Pao Babu!! Ami jai Khenti ischool theke asbe abar..
(Khentir Ma namaskar kore beriye gelo)
Panta - Pao da tumi to din din sabar mashima hoye jachho.. Sabar trata.. sabar palonhar..
Amar oporo kripa koro mashima!!
Pao - Mashima!! Ki ja ta bolchhis Panta..
(Pechhon theke MLA r Radarer prbesh..songe voter pracharer michhhil)
MLA - Mesiah!! Garib dukhir Mesiah!!! Saviour!!Panta Babu tai bolte chailen..
Pao - Are MLA saheb namaskar!!

MLA - Namaskar Pao Babu!! Amar ki souvaggo je apnar songe dekha hoye gelo..
Pao - Ki je bolen!! Apni amader elakar sabcheye sammaniyo byakti..
ML.A.- Chhilam.. ekoda.. ekhon to sei sthan apni chhiniye niyechhen!!! Ha ha ha..
Pao (kan dhore) - Ki je bolen Sir!! Apni amader leader chhilen r thakbeno..
Radar - Tai bujhi!! To chal na Bhai amader songe Dadar prachare du pa hatbi..
Pao - He cholo na!!
Panta (gotta diye) - Are Pao da!! Kakima bollo na kaj ta jaldi kore bari firte..
Pao - Kaj?? Kakima???
Panta - Are tumi kothai jachhile bhule gele?
Pao - O He!! Ekhon to hobe na michhile hata.. amar bisesh ekta kaj achhe.. Nasim da jodi
anumati den to jai..
ML.A.- He Bhai Jan.. parle asben party office majhe majhe...
(Pao r Panta beriye gelo)
Radar - Dhop mere kete porlo.. amader songe thakbe Ki!! O to tole tole git bedhechhe oi
Sujji master er songe..
MLA - Na Radar Babu!! ! Or mon ta ager motoni achhe.. o ja korchhe kichhu bujhe korchhe
na.. random kore jachhe.. Mon pore ja bujhlam amar proti or bhakti sradhha kichhui komeni..
amai vote e haranor duravisandhio nei or modhye... kintu kono ek aloukik khamatai or
modhye positivity upche porchhe.. mane uddam atmabiswas ebong optimism.. khanik ta
sidhhi labher moton.. chaitannyo... gabhir jibon darshaner upolabdhi.. jiboner asol sattya
khuje pawar confidence.. mahanirban.. moksho labh.. . Sei jagoroner alor chhotai charidiker
aro pach ta lok udbhasito r Ujjal hoye uthchhe.. or sangsparshe ese manush asha khuje
pachhe.. Alor pathapradrshak hoye uthchhe o.. Hamelein er sei bashiwalar moton Paoer
Bashir sure nipirito hatshasi voga jonogon rupi idurgulo mohito hoye or pichhu niyechhe..
Amader sudhu sujog bujhe pahar theke bashiwala ke dhakka mere khade fele dite hobe..
pechhon pechhon nemokharam idurer bachha gulou khade jhap mere morbe.. . Pao ke
bisesh bhoy pawar darkar nei.. oke sudhu amader sabdhane drive korte hbe..
Radar - Bolchhen!! Tahole kete porlo je!! Agerbaro biriyanir lobhe brigade obdi gechhilo
michhile..
MLA - Ha ha.. seto Kashai Mamuder Betir songe dekha korar jonno.. Oi bitle Panta ta mone
koriye dilo..
Radar - Apni je ki kore loker mon Porte paren!!
MLA - Maya sabi Maya!! Ranir mahima Radar!! Jai Ranir Jai!!
Radar - Oi tora thamli keno!! Suru kor!! Ebar vote e jitbe ke...
Sabai - MLA Nasim Saheb abar ke!!
Radar - de dol de dol de dol
Sabai - Sabar party Jono Hillol
Radar - Dole dole jog din
Sabai - Jora pathai vote din...
(Sabai michhil kore stage theke beriye jai)
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(Stage e Paoer entry)
Pao - Ma! O ma! Kothai tumi! Dekho ki enechhi tomar jonno.. Ma! O Ma!
Ma - Ei to baba.. dara aschhi..
(Stage e maer prabesh)
Ma - Ki 're Pao.. chitkar kore bari mathai tulchhis je boro!! Ki emon Sat Rajar dhan enechho
amar manik..

Pao - Surprise!!
Ma - Prize!! Kiser prize 're!! Ami abar ki korlam je prize dibi!!
Pao - Uff!! Tomai dekhchhi ebar Pantar moton ingriji ta sekhatei hobe.. surprise mane
chamak go.. chamak.. (stager onno dike mukh kore) Koi go kothai gele go? Aso chole aso..
(abar Mar dike mukh firiye) Royal Bengal bari nei to Ma!
Ma - Eisamay thake tor baba bari!! Amar satiner kole giye Bose achhe..
Pao - Ma amar Sat mao achhe!! Age bolo ni to!!
Ma - Dhur mora.. tor Sat ma holo tor Baper pyarer Dokan.. Chapalamayi Bastralaya.. O ma
e kake enechhis Pao!!
(Stage e Babyr entry)
Pao - Pae hat diye salute koro!!
(Babu paye hat diye namaskar korte jai. Ma atke diye thutni dhore chumu kheye)
Ma - Thak ma thak.. o ma ki mishti mukh ta amar boumar.. agerdin moner obostha thik
chhilo na tai stage e mukhkhani bhalo kore dekhini.. eto puro lakhhi pratimar moton
mukhkhana.. Baper thobra to dekhechhi.. kichhu mone koro na ma kintu kono chhiri Chhata
nei.. tomai nischoyi tomar maer moton dekhte.. tomar ma khub sundari na!
Baby (phupiye uthe) - Amar ma beche nei..
Pao - Ke bollo!! Bolo he tomar ma khub sundari.. tomar cheyeo.. r eitai to tomar ma.. amar
mai tomar ma ekhon theke..
Ma - (Babyr chokh muchhiye) ekdam thik. Aj theke ami tomar ma..
Baby - Ami tomai ma bole dakte pari!!
Pao - Noito ki Didibhai bole dakbe!! Ma to Kochi sajale khushi hobe..
Ma - Ei Pao kan tene chhire debo.. maer songe yarki hochhe!! He ma tumi amai ma bolbe
amio tomai ma bolbo.. tumi amar nijer meye aj theke.. sona meye amar.. Kire Pao ami bole
chhilam ta thik putuler moton bou hobe tor... millo to amar katha!!
Pao - He tal tal beche jawa mati diye banano putul..
Baby - E ma!! Dekhechho ma ami mota bole kemon kota dichhe..
Ma - Pao ek gatta mere tor matha Alu kore debo.. Ma amar motoeo mota na.. e holo dohara
chehara.. lakkhisri thaklei emon chehera hoy.. ei meyer songe amader ghoreo sukh Shanti
samridhi dhukbe dekhbi..
(Panta background theke dake)
Panta - Pao da! O Pao da!!
Ma - Ei je lakhhir age bahon pecha hajir.. O ma chal to amar sathe rannaghore dekhi kemon
ranna banna Paris!!
Pao - Ma besi samay nei.. adh ghantai oke firte hobe.. nahole or jallad bap bari fire ese oke
na pele tulkalam kando ghotabe..
Ma - Achha 're baba!! Chal ma..
Panta - Pao da janla diye mukh barao..
Pao - Tui opore chole ai na..
Panta - Babu esechhe.. tomar songe katha bolbe bolchhe..
Pao - To niye ai bokagadha.. noksamo koris keno eto!
Pao - (nijeke nije) Babu asar ki karon hote pare.. MLA pathiyechhe.. party office e talab..
eisab party politics vote fote ekdam poshai na amar.
(Stage e Panta r Babur prabesh)
Pao - Babu bol Bhai ki mone kore!
Babu - Pao da kata gopon katha achhe.. Jodi guarantee dao ami bolechhi kauke bolbe na to
tomai bolte pari.. Jani na jodio tomai bolei ba ki labh hbe.. Kintu kauke to bolte hbe.. amar
matha kaj korchhe na r..

Pao - Bol na Bhai! Ami kauke bolbo na.. r jadi Satti kichhu korte pari nischoyi korbo..
(Babu Panta ke dekhe niye)
Babu - Byaparta khb perivate.. Sudhu tomakei bolte chai..
Pao - Are Panta ke niye kono chinta nei.. ami or hoye guarantee dichhi.. Ki re Panta.. mukh
puro siliye Rakhbi to!!
Panta - Ekdam!! Ma Kalir dibbi.. Achha biswas na hole Shani thakurer dibbi.. onar songe to r
keu panga nawar sahash kore na.. ami kauke bolbo na kichhu..
Babu - Pao da pratham theke boli.. Dekho Satti bolte ami Nasim da r Radar da ke khub
sraddha vokti kortam.. mithye bolbo na dupaisa ja income kori r lokjon je ektu adhtu chene
ta sabi ei party korar jonnoi.. tai amio party ke valobashi vitor mane anek besi vitor theke..
Tai Nasim da ki vabchhe, partyr agamidiner pelan ki, action kokhon hobe eisab janar amar
khub ichhe.. tai party ofcer bondo ghorer vetorer gopon katha barta teo majhe majhe ari
pati.. Temoni ekdin ari Pete jante pere chhilam je Kashai Mamud tomai khun kore lash gum
kore diyechhe.. tokhon ami kichhu ga korini.. party brihottoro sarthe anek ulto sidhe kaj
korai.. Kintu tarpor dekhlam tumi jento fire ele... Tateo amar boye gelo..
Panta - Sabi to boye gelo.. to jomlo ta ki?
Babu - He jomlo.. buke kosto chokhe Jol.. jokhon kal ari Pete Radar r Nasimer katha
sunlam.. oder notun chakranta...
Pao - Chakranta!! Kiser 're Babu!! R tui eisab amakei bolchhis keno? Tui to Janis amader
barir keu party politics kore na.. amio kori na..
Babu - Tumi chhara r kake bolbo!! Karon sei chakranta tomake ghirei r amio jorito..
Pao - Ami?
Babu - He Pao da.. Ei chakranter pechhone tomar kakar chhele Nanu o achhe.. MLA r
Radar mile thik korechhe je tomader dokantai Nanu nijei lok diye agun lagabe..
Pao - Ki bhulbhal bokchhis? O Pagol naki je nijer sampatti nijer hate dhongso korbe..
Babu - Otosab jani na.. tobe ja bujhlam kisab insurancer taka Nanu peye jabe r tar theke
tomader vagtao mere debe..
Pao - Hai Isswar!
Babu - Aro achhe.. Chunnu Miah ke Kashai Mamud ke khun korte bola hoyechhe.. emon
bhabe jate dosh tomar opor pore... r tomai police dhore niye jail e pore..
Pao - Chunnu!! Se to Babyr babar khub biswosto.. Se keno tar manib ke khun korbe!
Babu - Baby ke pawar jonno. Oi dui saitan sevabei magaj dholai korechhe Chunnur..
Pao- Na eisab hote pare na.. amake eisab aghatan atkatei hobe..
Babu - Dada aro achhe.. amakeo bachao tumi..
Pao - Toke? Tor katha ami kauke bolbo na biswas kor r Pantao bolbe na..
Babu - Na oi Nasim noropisach tar arekta pelan o achhe.. amake diye birodhi partyr songe
danga hangama kore, bomb mere Surya Master ke uriye dawar nirdesh diyechhe.. r sei
gondogoler modhyei ekjon vara kora khune ke diye amai guli mere uriye debe..
Pao - Toke? Keno? Tui to oder nijeder lok!!
Babu - Eder nijer bole keu hoy na Pao da.. ami bujhechhi.. darkar porle Nasimer moton lok
nijer makeo nengto kore bhora bajare beche dite pare.. amai marar karon je loke jate bhabe
birodhi party amai murder korar jonnoi attack kore chhilo r pratirakkhai ba accident e Surya
Master o mara gelo.. r Surya Master mara gele vote pechhobe ba oder party theke onno
candidate debe... dui khetrei Nasimer labh.. Karon jodio Surya Master thakleo harbe kintu
loktar parapakari swavab r jonopriyota Nasimer kachhe voyer karon hoye darachhe.. Kintu
or badale onno je keu darak Nasimer birudhhe tar har nischit.. r Nasim vabchhe tumi Suryar
dole virechho.. tai voy pachhe.. tai etoboro chakranta..

Pao - Babu tui ja.. kichhu chinta koris na.. ami sab samle nebo.. r kauke eisab katha bolis na
tor pran sangshay hote pare.. Achha Kobe Nagad ei kandagulo ghotbe bolte Paris?
Babu - Tomader dokane agun aji lagano hobe samvaboto.. loke jate vabe je tumi Kashai
Mamud ke dokane agun laganor jonno dayi kore khun korechho.. tai oke khun kora hbe kal
ba Porsu.. . Surya master er murder hbe tomai police dhorar por.. mane hoito agami
rabibar..
Pao - Achha Babu tui ja.. lukiye ber hosh bari theke.. keu jeno ter na pai.. Panta tui ja songe
oke ektu Aral kore egiye de.. r Babu notun kono khobor pele tui Panta kei baire dekha kore
janiye dish.. amar songe direct dekha kora tor jonno nirapod noy.. Nasimer lok nischoyi
tahole amar opor najar rekhechhe... Achha ai ebar tora..
(Panta r Babu beriye gelo)
Pao - Baby! Ma! Jete hbe to Baby ke ebar..
Ma (baire thekei) - Ei to jachhe..
Baby (stage e dhuke) - Ma ki bhalo go!! Amar ma jeno Churidar r borkha palte tater sari pore
fire esechhe..
Pao - He.. Achha jaldi cholo.. ami tomai Narayaner Mudi Dokan obdi chhere dichhi.. Buchi
okhane achhe to!
Baby - He oke to okhanei intejar korte bolechhi..
Pao - Achha jaldi cholo.. amar mela kaj..
Baby - Uff parina!! Koto amar karmabir 're.. Lon emon rajkarjya achhe suni janaber..
Pao - Cholo cholo.. sohager samay ekhon na sona.. Achha tumi tomar abbar opor ektu najar
rekho.. eka onake kothao jete diyo na.. ba Chunnur songeo na..
Baby - Keno go?
Pao - R aj sandhyay Chunnu ke niye amar songe dekha korte parbe? Khub darkar!
Baby - Tomar matha thik achhe?
Pao - Ja bolchhi daya kore Sono.. aj 7tai.. vuliye valiye ja kore hok Chunnu ke niye
Kabarkhanar samne eso..
Baby - Hujur ka hukum kaniser sarakhon mein!
Pao - Ei khisti dichho naki!! Ki sab bhush bhash bolo kichhui bujhi na.. cholo cholo..Ma asi
Baby - Ma khuda hafis!!
Ma (vetor thekei) - ai baba! Ai Ma!! Abar eso.. Dugga Dugga..
( Dujone stage theke hete druto beriye jai)
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(Chapalamayee Bastralaya.. Paoer Baba r Nanu dokane Bose achhe. Kashai Mamuder gola
sona jai baire theke)
Mamud - Bhattcharj Babu asen naki dokane?
Nanu r Rabindra Nath dujonei eksonge bole - He achhi.. chole asun vetore..
(Kashai Mamud dokane dhuke ese adab kore Paoer Baba ke)
Kashai - Salam walekum Bhattcharj babu!!
Rabi (kichhu ta thoto moto kheye) - lal salam! He otai.. mane namaskar!!
Nanu - Jethu eisab bejat kujater utko lok dokane dhokachho keno? Ki matlabe esechhe ki
jani!
Kashai Mamud (Nanur katha patta na diye) - Dada apnar loge kichhu gopon paramarsha
chhilo..
Rabi - He Bolun na.. ekhane to bairer keu nei.. ja bolar bolte paren nirdidhai..
Mamud - Na tahole ami nahoy porei apnar sathe molakat korum apnar subidha moto..mane
jokhon apni eka thakben.

Rabi - Are na pore keno! Achha apni bosun dekhi.. Ei Nanu! Babu tui ja na ei fake
mahajoner taka ta diye aina.. ami to achhi ekhon dokane.. tui firle khete jabo nahoy..
Nanu - (onno dike mukh kore jeno arale bolchhe) Khachhar buro.. amai taranor matlab..
burota moreo na.. ei Kashai Molla ta abar ki matlabe esechhe ki jani! (ebar Rabir dike takiye)
Achha Jethu ekhuni diye aschhi..
(Cash baksha theke taka ber kore chabita Rabi ke diye Dokan chhere beriye jawar age bole
jai)
Nanu - Achha Jethu amader barir chakor r driver aste pare.. ora oi Dan diker shelf er sab
sarigulo niye jabe.. amader barir godown e thakbe kadin..
Rabi - Keno re Nanu!! Ui dhorechhe naki!
Nanu - Jethu tomar ajkal kichhu mone thake na.. bole chhilam na dokanta rong korabo.. r oi
almarite sab dami sarir collection gulo achhe.. jodi rong lege damage hoye jai.. tai tumi jodi
permission dao tahole ogulo sorabo r ki kadiner jonno..
Rabi - Sono Pagol chheler katha.. ei Dokan to tori baba.. ja bhalo bujhbi tai koris.
Nanu - Tahole ami asi jethu.
Rabi - Ai Baba..
(Nanu beriye jai)
Rabi - He Mamud Miah! Bolun ki bolben!
Mamud - Dada age ami mafi chamu apnar theke.. ami papi manush.. (paye hat dite jai) amai
maf koira den Dada!
Rabi - Are are.. ki koren.. ki koren.. amar theke khama chaichhen keno? Amar ki khoti
korechhen apni!!
Mamud - Sabcheye boro khoti tai korte gesilam.. Allah meherban je oto boro pap theke amai
bachaya dise.. Dada ami apnar kachhe ekta guzarish niye aisi.. ei adhamer ekta onurodh
jodi rakhen apni..
Rabi - Bolun Bhai!! Ami amar sartha anujayi apnar katha rakhar chesta korbo..
Mamud - Baby amar ekmatro maiya.. khub bhalo maiya.. ma mora maiya jibone anek
dukkho paise.. apnar chhele re beinteha mohhabat kore.. apnar chhelero amar maiyare
pasando.. Pao nije amar kachhe aisilo.. O khub bhalo pola.. ami age bujhi nai..O amar mone
biswas jagaise.. bharosa dise je Baby re khub khushi rakhbo pura jindagi..
Rabi - Kintu tomra to Hindu na.. Tumi to kottor musolman..amar chheler songe biye debe
bolchho je! Dekho ami sportsman.. amar sei sportsman spirit ta achhe..ami jat pat eisaber
towakka konodino kori na..mithye bolbo na, nijer chheler byapar bole matha ghure gechhilo..
pratham ta niyom mene, sangskarer pratibondhokotai, amaro tomar meyer songe amar
chheler samparkate apotti chhilo.. bisesh kore attiyo sajan Ra ki bolbe? samaj mene nebe
kina? eisaber voye nijer chhele ke bari theke tariye diye chhilam.. kintu jokhon sei chhelei
nikhoj holo tokhon to keu egiye elo na.. kothai tokhon attiyo r kothai tokhon samaj!!
Mamud - Thik bolsen Dada!! Amio dharmer name ondho hoya gesilam.. kintu amar ekmatro
maiya amar choker noor Baby jokhon nijer shira katlo tokhon bujhlam je bhalobashar jat hoy
na.. dharma hoy na.. mohhabat pak.. tar kase sab saman.. r Pao amar chokh khuilla dise..
Apnader jodi osubidha hoy biyar por ami Babyr songe r kono samparka rakhum na.. o khush
thaklei amar Shanti!! Apnara Baby re apnader moton toiri koira neben.. Amar biswas oke
apnara amar theikao bhalo rakhben.. jotno korben.. amar ei anurodh apni sikar korun Babu!!
Allahr dohai!! Apnar Bhagabaner Dohai! (Hat jor kore Rabir kachhe matha noto kore
Mamud)
Rabi - Matha nichu korchho keno Mamud!! Aso Bhai buke aso.. Satti valobasha sabar
opore.. valobasha isswar Allah sab ek kore dei..

Valobashai pare puro prithibike jurte.. Shanti ante.. Sab dharmai to sekhai valobaste.
amader chhele meyera amader chokh khule dilo..
Mamud - He Bhai Jan!! Sabar opor manush satta r tader eke oporer prati mohabbat!! Achha
ami ekhon asi. jodi ijajat den.. Babyre giya sukhabar ta di.. amar Baby ma khub khushi hoibo
suina.
Rabi - He asun!! Amra saparibare jabo apnader bari.. Amar boumake asirbad korte r paka
katha bolte..
Mamud - Bahut meherbani Dada!! Adab!!
Rabi - Namaskar
(Mamud beriye gelo)
Rabi (monologue) - Satti Pao amar chokh khule dilo.. sab manushi saman.. ei Mamud er
name koto baje baje katha sunechhi.. Kashai, Gunda, khune!! Kintu ei je Mamud ese chhilo
se sudhu matro ekjon pita!! Jar ahang nei, pap nei, duravisandhi nei, jat nei, dharma nei..
achhe sudhu ekta santan r tar proti nirvejal pitrisneho!! Thiki to, hote pare keu East Bengale
khele abar keuba Mohan bagane .. kintu desher jonno jokhon tara khele tokhon sabuj merun
r lal holud mile mishe sab nil hoye jai.. thik Nil akasher moton.brihot, prasarito, antohin!!
(Paoer prabesh. dhukei baba ke dekhe nijer mone mone bole palate jai)
Pao - Are bap 're Roayal Bengal Tiger ekhono dokane!! Bhago!!
Rabi - Are Pao! Tui dokane! Amai dekhe palachhis keno??
Pao - Are baba tumi khete jao ni ekhono..
Rabi - Ei Nanu elei jabo re.. kintu tui je boro dokane eli aj! Pubdike Surji otheni bujhi aj.
(Dokaner darjar baire Nanu ese Paoer r Jethar gola peye Aral theke ari pate)
Nanu - (darshaker dike monologue) E patha ki dhandai esechhe!! Suni to bap betar matlab..
Pao - Na baba.. ami ekhon theke Roj dokane asbo..
Nanu - (darshaker dike monologue) Asachhi tomai!! Aj ratei Dokan jole chhai!! Tui ese Chhai
uras roj!! Khik khik (hashi)
Rabi - Bolis ki 're Pao!
Pao - He baba ami amar bhul bujhechhi.. tomar boyesh hoyechhe tumi ebar retirement
nao..Kakur moton.. ami Nanur songe Dokan chalabo aj theke..
Nanu - (arale) Langol chalabi tui balad!
Rabi - Amar nijer kane biswas hochhe na to 're!!
Pao - He baba.. r ami parar club e katha bolechhi.. ora notun football coaching suru
korchhe.. tomai coach banabe bolechhe..
Rabi - ami! Tui bujhi amar katha bolechhis!! Pao - Dhur ki je bolo na..elakar sabai ekhono
Stricker Rabi Pele Bhattcharj ke bhule jai ni.. ei to Parimal kala, Umesh jetha tomar jouboner
football skill er katha bolchhilo..
Rabi - Satti!!
Pao - He go baba!! Tomar sei special zero angle theke goal.. Aryan Cluber songe 90 minute
e half volley diye goal kore match jetano!
Rabi - Mone achhe!! Oder mone achhe sab!! Ekmatro ami chhilam je corner kick theke direct
goal kortam..
Pao - He baba! Tai to tomai coach banabe bole thik korechhe!! Baba tumi suru kore dao!!
Tomar kotodiner sokh notun player gorar.. tomar swapna bangla theke abar Krishanu Dey,
Bikash Paji, Gostopal toiri korar.. baba anek khetechho tumi sarajibon.. ebar swapna tuku
niye bacho..
Rabi- (chokh muchhte muchhte) Kadabi naki 're Pagla.. Pao toke ami chirojibon galmondo
kore esechhi..
Pao - Baba kintu amar ekta abdar achhe..

Rabi - Bol baba!!

Pao - Ei Dokan ta amra Nanur name likhe debo!!
Rabi - E ki bolchhis baba!! Amader poitrik Dokan!! R ta chhara amader cholbe ki kore!!
Pao - Ami kichhu vabe rojgar korbo baba.. jodi amar opor vorsha koro ekbar.. tomar por
Nanu dokanta buk diye agle eto boro korechhe.. dokantake oi boro korte parbe, chalate
parbe.. ei dokane ori hok.. ami to konodino ei pathi maraini..tai amar ei dokane kono
adhikaro nei.. tomader asirbad achhe jokhon ami thik rojgar korbo Dekho.. darkar porle
apadoto ei dokanei Maine niye kaj korbo.. r tomar jomano ja achhe baba tar MIS e amader
dibbi chole jabe.. Dhoro otai tomar pension.. r ami to kichhu na kichhu kamaboi.. Tumi tomar
football er duniyai abar fire jao..
Rabi - (Pao ke joriye dhore) Pao 're!! Amar sonar tukro chhele.. ami toke konodini chintei
parini..tor mai Thik bole..tor mon ta je eto boro tar modhye puro brahmanda thai Pete pare..
tui sadharon noy.. amar chhele asadharon.. ek Mahan moner manush!! Tui ja bolbi tai hobe
baba!!
Pao - Jao ebar Maradona bari giye khawa dawa koro! Ami achhi dokane.. Nanu asuk ami
achhi..
Rabi (chokh muchhte muchhte) Achha baba!! O tor hobu sasur mashai Mamud Babu
esechhilen amar songe katha bolte.. bari ele ki katha holo sab bolbo toke.. ekhon jai tor
make sukhabar gulo janai giye!! (Paoer mathai hat buliye) Tui aro boro ho baba ei kamana
kori sudhu iswarer kachhe.. (dokan theke berote giye) are eito Nanuo chole esechhe.. Dekh
Nanu ke esechhe aj tor dokane!! Achha ami asi..
(Rabindra Nath beriye jai stage theke.)
Pao - Are Nanu ai ai.. tor jonnoi wait korchhilam..
Nanu (kado kado golai) - Keno Pao da!!
Pao - Bosh Bhai! Kotodin tor songe bhalobhabe kathai hoy ni.. Achha Nanu tor mone achhe
chhoto bela amra koto kheltam eksonge.. kisab khela.. dactar dactar.. teacher teacher..
dokandar khodder..
Nanu - Chor police, kumir danga, lukochuri.. Ami ja hote chaitam tumi tai hote dite.. ami
dactar tumi rugi..
Pao - Ami chhatra tui master.. koto na sasti ditis amay..Kokhono kneel down to kokhono
othbosh..
Nanu - Kan dhore tantam abar beter bario martam.. dactar hoye to jhatar kathio futiye diye
chhilam injection bole..kintu tumi kokhono amai palta maro ni. Boroder bole boka maro
khawao ni...
Pao - Tor mone achhe sab Bhai!! Toke ami marte pari.. boka khawate pari.. tui amar chhoto
Bhai je..
Nanu (dukre uthe) - Ami khub baje Pao da! Sabsamay tomar opor annay korechhi, julum
korechhi tomar opor.. tomar bhai hoyeo keno je ami emon hingsute holam..
Pao (Nanur mathai hath buliye) - Na Bhai.. tui moteo hingsute nosh.. chhotora ektu abdare
hoyei thake.. tui amader sabar adure to tai ektu Ragi r Jedi ei ja..
Nanu - (kede kede) Amai tumi khama kore dao Pao da.. ami lobhe lalasai andha hoye
gechhilam..
Pao - Dhur boka!! Katha Sono amar chhotto sona bhaier..
Nanu - Na Dadabhai tumi jano na ami koto boro Pap korte jachhilam.. r tumi kina nije theke
amai Dokan likhe debe bolchho..
Pao - O ma tui janli ki kore? Dekh Bhai ei Dokan amader swargiyo thakurdar nijer hate gora..
Chapalamayi amader thakurmar nam.. e je sudhu Dokan noy 're Bhai.. e amader paribarer
sadassa.. gurujoner moton etodin amader dekhbhal korechhe ei Dokan.. amader poitrik

asirbad, kulodebota saman ei Dokan.. r tui er joggo uttarsuri.. tui parbi amader ei bongsher
marjada take bachiye rakhte.. Dokan take aro boro korte.. tai dokanta tori thak..Jemon
bangsher kulodebota sabcheye joggo uttarsurir baritei thake.. temoni ei Dokan er samasta
bhar r adhikar tui ne bhai.. tui parbi.. ami baundule chhiri chhata hin aguchholo manush.. ami
bongsher amanat ei dokaner dekhbhaler joggo noi re..
Nanu - Na Dadabhai! Amar khub bhul hoye gechhe.. e Dokan amader sabar.. amra to eki
paribarer.. amra dujone mile Chapalamayee Bastralayke aro boro korbo..
Pao - Tai to tokei ei dayitto dilam Bhai.. Amar katha Rakh.. tui aj theke ei dokaner
ekochhotro adhikari..
Nanu (Pao ke joriye dhore) Na Dadabhai!! Amai r paper vagi koro na.. amai khama kore
dao..
Pao - (Nanu ke joriye dhore) Are are Pagol chheler kanda Dekho!! Kade naki boka... chal
luko churi khelbi!!
Nanu (kadte kadte) Khelte pari!! Jodi tumi Chor dao!!
(Dujon dujon ke joriye kanna meshano haste thake)
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(Chunnu ese dariye achhe kabarkahanar samne. Eka nije nijei katha bolchhe r kabar khanar
gater samne paichari korchhe )
Chunnu - Baby amai hothat eka baire dekha korte koilo ken ke jane? Oro ki amar proti
kurkurani jagse.. biyar age sabaire lukaya prem korte chaitase.. se to baritei sabaire Aral
koira amai chupisare daikte parto!! Kintu lukaya baire ghurte ghurte prem korar majai alada
sunsi.. ar baritei ba Aral abdal pawa jai kothai.. oi kababer modhye haddi Buchi ta to
astaprahar Babyr gayer songe etoli pokar moton laigga thake.. Achha Baby eka to kothao jai
na.. ekhane aibo eka eka.. erei koi pyar, ishq, mohhabat.. kono badha mane mane na..
(hothat gan er songe nachte thake Chunnu)
O issa kore poranda re gamchha diya bandhi..
O Baby go tomar preme
issa kore poranda re gamchha diya bandhi..
(Gan thamiye) are preme habu dubu khaile to sudhu hoibo na!! Kalkei Kashai Mamud re
kotol korte hoibo.. Pao re kal dupure daikka anum.. emni aibo na.. or dosto Pantare sakalei
Rejjak r Arabul giya tuilla niya aibo.. tarpor Pao re khabar pathamu.. Bondhur jibon bachaite
chaile Kashai Mamuder bari dupur duitar samay choila aiso.. kaure koile Pantar kata mundu
ferot paiba.. r dupur ektai Baby r Buchi re Mamud ke boila mejo shah Sharif e pathaya dimu..
r tarpor nijer hate galaves poira kashaier vojali diyai Mamuder gola kaitta felamu.. r Pao jei
Mamuder bari dhukbo omni or hate vojali Khan dhoraiya dimu.. r ore joraya dhoira chillamu..
lok joro hoibo police dakbo.. Mamud narake r Pao fatake.. r Baby amar buke..
Uhhu hu.. hi hu.. Baby janeman!! Vablei amar gaye kata ditase.. Uhh hu hu..
(Onnodike Pao r Panta hete aschhe. Radarer songe dekha)
Radar - Are Pao Babaji!! Cholle kothai!! Songe Panta vate kacha lankao achhe dekhchhi..
Panta - Eire anamukho tar songe dekha hoye gelo.. r ki kono kaj hobe? Sab veste jabe!! Ei
tar kata oi kacha lanka na chire chire tor pode dhukiye debo..
Radar - Ha ha!! Tor kon paka dhane moi diyechhi bol to Pocha Panta Bhat!!
Panta - Toke dekhlei amar ga pitti jole othe.. hajar ta shakun duhajarta ghater mora kheye
dim pere chhilo.. sei dim fetei tor moton hare harami ber hoyechhe..
Radar - Ha ha!! Thik bolechhis!!
Pao - Ah Panta! Kisab bolchhis.. Achha tui ego ami aschhi..
(Panta egiye jai)

Radar- Pao tui oi Surya Master er songe ajkal khub melamesha korchhis khabar pelam!!
Mishis na!! O lok mahabajjat!! Toke diye ulta sidhe kaj koriye nebe..
Pao - Dekho Radar da ami jani ke kemon! Achha tumio to ekjan manush!! Tomar ki sab
manushotto hariye gechhe!! Kintu amar biswas Radar da tomar modhye ekhono ekta
manush beche achhe.. jar mon achhe..sei Mone bhoy achhe, bhakti achhe, valobasha
achhe.. keno tumi Annay anacharer pothe hatchho Dada..
Radar - Hi hi hi!! Manush!! Ke bollo toke ami manush!! Ami manush noire Pagla.. ami
bhutush!!
Pao - Na Radar da tomar modhyeo ekta valo manush achhe.. ekbar nijer ontore uki mere
Dekho.. Mnush ta tomar paper bojhai dirghasas felchhe..take ekta sujog dao dekhabe tumi
abar manusher moton manush hoye bachbe..loke tomai eto ghrina kore Bojho na!! tumi
bhalo hoye cholo Dekho tomai sabai apon kore nebe.. valobasha pabe sabar!!
Radar - Hi hi hi!! Valobasha, manushotto eisab toder nekamo amai chhute paina re
Chutiya!! Ami Bhutush!! Manush o noi bhut o noi.. Ami sudhu Ranir khidmatgar!!
Pao - Kon Rani!! Bhuter Rani!!
Radar - Bhhu bhhu bhuter Rani!! Ki sab bolchhis tui!! Bhag sala Bhag ekhan theke..
(Bole Radar doure hochot kheye ghabre paliye jai. Pao egiye jai dure dariye thaka Pantar
songe kabarkhanar dike hate)
(Onnodike kabarkhanar samne dariye Chunnu)
Chunnu - Are 7ta 10 baijja gelo.. ekhono to Baby ailo na!
Pao - Chunnu Miah selam!!
Chunnu (ghabre giye) Are apne!! Apni kotha theke topkailen!
Panta - Tor Baper ghar theke..
Chunnu - Khabardar!! Bap tuilla katha koiba na!! Amio chhaira dimu na!!
Panta - ai ai amar Bantu dhor.. chulkiye de to bhalo kore..
Pao - Are Panta tui tham dekhi...Chunnu Miah tomar sathe kichhu katha achhe..
Chunnu - Amar kono katha nai tomader loge.. jao dekhi tomra.. amar ekhane onno darkari
kaj achhe.. r eta kabarsthan..Amago jaiga.. tomader hinduder ekhane kam ki!!
Pao - Kam ase Miah!! Bhule gele amai mere ekhane kabar diye gechhile tomra..
Panta - Ki bolchho Pao da!! Tahole abar beche firle ki kore..
Pao - Setai to katha!! Ami to more kada hoye matir tolai suye chhilam.. sabe atma sarir
chhere mati fure uthechhe..baire dariye Dekhi ek Pir baba dariye.. Sara sarir diye jeno alo
berochhe.. Ami bollam apni ke baba!! Pir baba bollen Allah amai pathiyechhe tor Jan
bachanor jonno.. aj theke tui Rahim Nabir bor putra.. tor modhye pabitra Quran er sab Gyan
dhukiye dilam.. bole amar mathai ek jharur bari dilo.. r bollo ja kabarer modhye dhuke ja..
allahar adesh toke abar jibito kore dite.. amar atma abar dhuke gelo kabare.. sarire dhuke
gelo amar atma abar.. mati fak hoye gelo r ami jyanto beriye Elam kabar theke.. r Pir baba
abar mathai jhatar bari mere bollo toke jara mere chhilo Tara sasti pabe.. ami bollam Pir
baba apni Quran er Gyan dilen amai.. sei quraner 13 surah er 12 ayah te lekha achhe ul
ulakat ful bul bulista ..
Chunnu - Mane?
Panta - Ore amar Molla beta re Urdu Tao jano na!
Pao - Urdu na arbi!! Jar mane jibon fire pele shatrur anisto chinta kora pap!!
Chunnu (voye voye) - Pir baba ki koilen!!
Pao - Bollen toke jara marte cheye chhilo Tara jodi tor katha sune chole tahole Allah tader
maf kore debe!!
Chunnu - Ami sunum.. apnar sab katha sunum!! Apni amar manib aj theika..

Pao - Kal rat e sei Pir baba amar swapne abar ese chhilo..bollo Chunnu abar gunah korte
jachhe.. tui oke atka noy to Allah oke nijer kachhe tene nebe.. O nijer manib Mamud ke khun
korte jachhe..
Chunnu - Hai Allah!! Uni janlen ki koira!!
Pao - Allahr Banda janbe na to ki ami janbo!! Allah sabar Malik sab jane.. Achha Chunnu
tumi ki Satti Quran poroni! Jano na Pancham surar ditiyo ayah te ki lekha achhe!!
Chunnu - Ki hujur!!
Pao - il ullah adi bulla.. bul bulash Tasha ul manibul Bashir badruddin..
Chunnu - Badruddin to amar khalar beta!!
Panta - gomukkho!!
Pao - Na er mane Manib holo Allahr dut!! Tar khoti kora mane Allahr birudhhe jawa.. r
maniber meyer dike chokh dawa mane kafer hoye jawa.. jannat e jawao bondho r hoor o
Nasib hobe na.. naraker agune jole pure morte hobe..
Chunnu - Na na!! Ami r Mamujaner khoti korum na.. r Baby didireo malkiner na nijer maer
chokhe dekhum..
Panta - Pao da oije Babydir badale Buchike line marar byapare Pir Baba ki bollo setao bole
dao..
Pao - Konta bolto!!
Panta - oi je pir baba bollen bolle, ul mati chul Baby na Buchi bulbul..
Pao - O he!! Pir baba eo bollo je Chunnu Allahr kachher lok.. or jonno Buchike begum thik
kore rekhechhe allah.. tai tumi Baby ke bhule Buchi ke prem koro..
Chunnu - Jo hukum hujur!! Amai apni Quran sikhha deben saheb!! Allahr duwa achhe apnar
opor.. Amare apnar Golam banaya rakhen..
Pao - Na Chunnu tumi mon diye Buchike niye sangsar koro.. Babyr baba je Babyr dula ke
tinte Dokan debe bole chhilo segulo ami na niye tomai diye debo.. tumi sudhu ekhon theke
Sat pathe mane Allahr pothe cholo..
Chunnu - Apni Satti Allahr masiah!! Allah apnake salamat rakhun!!
(Chunnu anek anek salam thuke chole gelo)
Panta - Ha ha!!
Pao - Ho ho!!
Panta- ki dile guru!! Ulluke bul bul bhul bhale Dhun chun!! Ha ha..
Pao - he he.. Chal bari jai..
Panta - Cholo ul fol ful..
(Pao r Panta egote jai. Panta egoleo Pao ek jaiga theke norte pare na anek chesta koreo.
Panta kichhu ta egiye jai. Kintu Pao eki jaigai hatar chesta korte thake. Background theke
Bhuter Ranir gola sona jai)
Rani - oke de jete de
Chole jak chhere de
Tui dara dara tui
Toke duti katha koi..
Pao - Panta tui bari ja ami ektu pore aschhi.
Panta - Are ei gorosthane tumi eka ki korbe? Cholo amar sathe.. nahoy ami darai..
Pao - N.a.! Toke jete bollam to.. ja jaldi!!
Panta - Ja baba!! Achha Achha jachhi ami..
(Pantar exit.. r music lighting diye Bhuter Ranir prabesh)
Pao - Namaskar! Pranam neben Rani ma!! O sorry!! Maharani!! Jai Ranidir jai!!
Rani - Pao boro bhalo chhili
Chhele khub bhalo chhili

Kintu ekhon katha amar

Ektao sunish na chamar
Amar katha lakh takar
Tor kachhe sabi bekar
Pao - Rani Didi ami to sab apnar katha anujayi korchhi... Apnar dawa bor er sahajjei to ami
sab asahay dikvranto manusher mone abar biswas jagachhi.. bhalo bhabe beche thakar
biswas.. je joto Pap korte jachhe ta sab ami apnar dayatei atkachhi.. tader mone bhalo
chetona jagiye Subha chintar biswas jagiye Pap theke dure rakhchhi.. biswas korun
Maharani sabai ki sundar palte jachhe amar sab katha biswas kore.. sudhu byatikromi
dekhlam ei Radar da ke!!
Rani - Bor keno dilam toke
Gechhis vule Mayer Voge
Amar katha sonar katha
R tui koris Chhatar matha
Besi besi Pap koruk
Besi kore papi moruk
Kata tar periye joto
Asbe amar deshe joto
Vote bank barbe amar
Tor kaj tai Bhoot pachar
Amar Golam toder Radar
Posha Bhutush Kajer amar
Kintu tui kono Kajer noy
Neiki tor amar bhoy
Boro nebo songe jibon
Ferot sab bhoron poshon
Target tor achieve chai
Nahole nebo gardan tai
Etai tor last warning
Noile tomar vangbo sing
Pap chai r hajar lash
Thus thas fush fash
Amar deshe narak bash
Thus thas fush fash
Hau Mau Khau
Sabdhan ho Pao
Hau mao khao
Sudhu Pap chhorao
Hau Mau khao
Katha mone Rakhis Pao..
(Pao bakrudhho hoye hatu gere kapte thake.. Bhuter Rani aste aste miliye jai)
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(Chaer dokane Bose achhe dokandar ager sei vikhari, Rakesh, Nilu r Taranath. Vikhari
kichhu bolchhe r bakira sunchhe. Pao dhoke stage e r dokaner dike egiye jai)
Pao - Are golpo Babu je! Ekhane ki mone kore!!
(Vikhari mane golpo Babu khub abak ebong khushi hoye)

Golpokar - Are Gurudeb apni ekhane!! Amar ki souvaggo.. apnar je r dekha pabo konodino
sei ashai chhilo na.. ami to vebe chhilam apni vogoban, manusher rup dhore ese amar jibon
ta palte diye abar debloke ferot chole gechhen..amar pranam grohon korun Gurudeb.. Apni
Satti amar kachhe vogoban.. (pranam korte chai Pao ke. Pao atke dei)
Pao - Ki korchhen Golpo Babu! Apni amar cheye boyeshe boro.. Amar pap hobe je..apni
kemon achhen Bolun? R ekhane ki mone kore?
Gopal dokandar - Tui enake chinish naki re? Kisab dokane Bose golpo bolbe bolchhe r loke
naki tar jonno taka debe..amar to kichhui mathai dhukchhe na..
Golpokar - Gurudeb apnar adesh sune oi Makhaner dokane amar byabsha besh jome
uthechhe..loke dibbi amar golpo sunchhe upri Paisa diye.. Makhan mane sei dokandar..
Makhaner byabsao ager cheye anek gun berechhe.. tai byabsha barate vabchhilam aro du
tinte dokane jodi bosha jai.. oi dactar babura jemon boshe na bibhinno jaigai.. tahole ektu
pashar r prochar dui jodi bare..
Pao - Bravo!! Sabbash!! Byapok Dada!! Apni je eto ashabadi amar dharona chhilo na..
ebhabei egiye Jan apni.. Gopal da uni durdanto golpo banate r bolte pare.. ekta dokane uni
ekta scheme chalu korechhe.. Tomar khodder der golpo sonabe jar binimoye tumi kichhu
extra taka nebe..tartheke oke or vag diye diyo.. dekhbe tomar sale hu hu kore barbe..
Tara - Achha gym e music er badale golpo sonano jete pare?
Pao - Mone hoy na.. Tate monosonjoge byaghat ghotbe..
Tara - Ta obosso thik.. sarir ek Mandir.. mandire golpo gujob na korai bhalo..
Gopal - Pao amar dokaner byapare tui bolchhis!! Debe loke golpo sonar taka!! Kheyei taka
dhar rekhe kete pore kotojon..
Pao - Are ekta dokane to hoyechhe.. tomartao hobe.. tumi dhar baki bondo kore dao darkar
porle.. nahole bakir takar opor sud boshao..ei je dami dami cafe gulo.. sei cha coffee to
beche.. Kintu dam kotogun besi jano! Keno? A.c., jak jomok, adob kaida, afurnto samay
adda dawar jonno.. coffee r dam sei 15 takai baki ekso taka ei uprigulor jonno.. temoni jader
oto Paisa nei tader bilashita hobe tomar dokane golpo sunte sunte cha, dim toast, ghugni
alurdom khawa.. dekhbe sei bilashita ba monoronjoner jonno sadharon khete khawa
manush du char taka besi dite didha korbe na..
Gopal - Achha Bhai tumi tahole porer mash thekei lege poro.. kal sandhyay parle dekha koro
baki sab shala paramorsho kore nebo..
Nilu - Plan ta solid to Pao da.. Achha amar mathai ekta plan elo..
Golpo Kar - Babu ami ekhon asi tahole..
Pao - Ektu dariye jao.. Nilu ki Bolchhis bol..
Nilu - Ami ekta notun website bananor contract peyechhi.. website tai nanan dhoroner art
jemon chhobi, handicraft, gan, Kobita, Golpo, natok taka diye download ba kena jai.. Golpo
bolte e-book.. oder jodi audio book er idea dawa jai! Mane Porar golpo na sonar golpo.. oi
radior Sunday suspenser moton.. r sekhane ini golpo bolben r tar binimoye besh bhalo
income hobe..
Pao - Darun to!! Bujhle kichhu golpo shilpi!! Nilu to tomai shilpi baniyei chharbe.. ki korbe to!!
Keno korbe na!! Nischoyi korbe.
Golpokar- Vikkha kore khetam Babu!! Apni ei vikhari ke sammaner songe rojgar korte
sekhalen..apni Amar Gurudeb ja bolben tai korbo.. amai kortei hobe..
Nilu - Excellent!! Achha apni readymade ekduto golpo bole sonate parben!!
Golpokar - Ekhuni! He parbo.. Amar jhulite golper avab nei Babu!!
Nilu - Tahole cholun ekhuni!! Pao da amar oder songe ektu pore dekha korari katha.. tumi
allow korle onake songe niyei jai..
Pao - Subhassa sighram.. ja ja..

(Golpokar r Nilu torighori beriye jai)

Rakesh (alada kore Pao ke) - Shon na Pao tor songe ektu katha achhe..
Pao - Bol na Bhai Rakesh!
Rakesh - Ami Surya Sir er party join korechhi janish!!
Pao - Na to! Hothat! Tui to amari moton jantam.. eisab party politics pochhondo koris na..
Rakesh - Peter tagide re.. amar sarkari chakri school masterer. Loke vabe nirjhonjhat
niscinter sukher chakri..kintu vetore ki politics tui Janis na Bhai.. amai tikte dichhilo na Jono
Hillol partyr teacher association er matobbor Ra.. prosnopotro fasher mithye avijoge amai
fashate gechhilo jehetu ami oder partyte nam lekhai ni..
Seshmesh Surya Sir pase ese daralo.. amai bachalo..
Pao - Bolish ki re! Ki sanghatik era.. Surya sirer kachhe to ami tui sabai porechhi
chhotobelai.. lok ta Satti khati..
Rakesh - Tai to jole jokhon thaktei hobe r kumirer thekeo bachte hobe, tokhon Surya sirer
noukotei Thai nawa nirapod...
Pao - Se thik.. Kintu ami eisabe nei Bhai..
Rakesh - Shon na Bhai! Tui ekbar sudhu Sir er songe dekha kor.. amai Sir anekbar
bolechhe last kadine ekbar Pabak ke niye ai na baba.. or name charidike ja sunchhi o parbe
amar swapna puron korte.. charidike ja annay anachar bhrastachar bere cholechhe amader
r dhoirjo dhore boshe thakle cholbe na.. Sir bolchhilen manush nirashai dube hatashai,
papider dekhano rastai hata suru korechhe.. Pabak notun Ashar Alo niye esechhe.. loke
abar atmabiswas fire Pachhe Pabaker anupreronai.. oi parbe amar swapnapuron korte.. ekta
sachha papmukto atmabiswasi samaj gore tulte.. Ekbar Pabak ke amar songe dekha korte
bolbi baba.. nahole ami nije giyeo or songe dekha korte pari.. Sir bollen..
Pao - Achha jabokhon.. Kintu Rakesh ekta katha bol to Bhai.. ei rabibar toder kono michhil
meeting achhe!! Surya Babu thakben sekhane!!
Rakesh - He achhe to.. voter age rabibari to sesh pracharer din! Battola bazare amader
samabesh achhe.. Surya Sir nije baktrita deben.. tui asbi!!
Pao - Dekhi! Kintu sedin Surya Sir ke jete na bolish.. parle samabesh ta cancel kore de..
Rakesh - Keno bolto!
Pao - Surya Babur pran sangshay achhe..
Rakesh - Ki bolchhis!! Ke bollo toke!!
(Panta dourote dourote ese Paoer samne ese kichhu bolte chai kintu hafate thake bolte pare
na)
Pao - Ki re Panta eto hafachhis Keno?
Panta (anek koste sash niye) Babu! Babu!!
Rakesh - Ke Jono Hillol Babu!!
Pao - Ki korechhe Babu!!
Panta - Khun!!
Gopal - Khun korechhe Babu!! Kake!! Suryadoy partyr kauke!!
Rakesh - Amader kauke!
Panta - Kal rate Babur gola kete khaler jole vashiye diye gechhe keu.. Police esechhe lash
tulte..
Gopal - Surya master er lok khun korlo seshe.. Chhi chhi.. sab beta saman.. rokte ranga
rajniti..
Rakesh - Hotei pare na.. amader partyr keu emon kaj kortei pare na..
Pao - E kaj oi Shaitan Nasim MLA er..
Panta - Nijer doler lokke mere vote tana..

Pao - Hai isswar!! Babu amar kachhe esechhilo eisab age thekei janate.. ami Parlam na oke
bachate.. he vogoban amai ekta sujog dile na chheletake bachate..
Rakesh - Chal Pao spot e giye dekhi..
Panta - Labh nei Police lash morgue e niye gechhe.. kichhu police ghurchhe charidike puchh
tachh er jonno..
Pao - Na jete to hobei.. tobe onno jaigai.. Rakesh tui Surya Sir ke bol ami onar songe achhi..
Panta lok jogar kor.. amder jete hobe..
Panta - Kothai Pao da!!
Pao - Bojha pora korte!! Shaitaner bachha Nasimer songe ami samnasamni faisla korte chai
ebar.. oke dekhate hobe sadharon manush jagle ki hoy.. Duster daman r sishter palon
vogoban nije kore..Papir binash kivabe hoy oke bujhiye dite hobe.. Chal Panta!
Gopal - Chal Pao amrao jabo!!
Taranath - Amio..
Rakesh - Amrao..
Panta (chitkar kore) - Babuke khun korlo ke? Nasim shaitan abar ke?
(Aste aste lok joro hote thake.. ekta michhiler akar nei)
Pao - Bondhugon Babu amai kal nije ese bole chhilo Nasim lok diye oke murder korate chai..
ar aj Satti oke murder hote holo.. bojhai jachhe ei khun ke koriyechhe!! Babur khuner bichar
chai.. Jabab chai MLA r nijer mukh theke!!
Panta - Babur Khunir Sasti chai.. MLA Nasimer jabab chai..
Vir chitkar kore - Jabab chai jabab Dao!! Sahid Babu Naskar amar rahe.. Nasim MLA hai
hai..
(Michhiler age Pao.. michhil slogan dite dite beriye jai)
Scene - 25
(MLA office. Nasim r Radar Bose achhe)
Radar - Babu khatam!! Eibar ki korben saheb!!
MLA - Darao batsa... amar planmafik cholle r bisesh kichhu korar nei... Babur murderer
sympathy tei amar jit nischit.. sudhu voter age Suryaday partyr kayektake bisesh kore Surya
Master ke guchhiye kelate hobe..Jonorosh!! Jonopriyo janasebak Babur murder e janata
khove pratibad janabe..r tar thekei danga badhbe.Gonodholai khabe oi Surya Master..
Radar - R je kota public oder vote debe vebe chhilo tarao bhoy peye jabe.. Netari jiboner
kono nirapotta nei r voter der nirapotta ke debe?
MLA - R Tara hoy vote debei na.. othoba bhoy peye amakei debe..
Radar - Tarpor booth jam, scientific rigging, r baki sab jugglari to achhei.. kintu amra plan
change korlam keno? Mane Babu ke marlam keno?
ML.A.- (mukhe angul chepe) shhhhhhh!!! finger on ur lips!! Golok ke koto dile?
Radar - 1 peti..
MLA - Bas!! Ebar sab bhule jao.. Oke birodhi doler lokera mariyechhe.. Achha tumi na
Bhuter Ranir posha Goblin!! Tomar modhye ki Rani kono super power den ni!!
Radar (hat jor kore) - Ami mamuli Golam hujur.. Ranir sebak.. hajar hajar bochhor dhore
onar seba kore cholechhi.. Ranir Puja kori.. uni jemon kaj den kore jai.. ekhon jemon apnar
hoye kaj korar duty diyechhen amar Mahan Rani!! R apni holen Ranir borprapto manush..
Ami to manush o na bhut o noy.. tai amar super power pawar joggota nei..apnake jemon
Rani power diyechhe lok dekhe tar moner sab katha bujhe jawar...
MLA - Thik tai!! Sei power ta kaje lagiyei ami bujhlam sedin je Babu amader katha sab sune
felechhe..o sref dhora pore jawar voye amader songe acting kore gelo.. r tarpor Paoder
dokane aguno laglo na r Kashai Mamud o morlo na.. tar mane ta ki?

Radar - Babu amader plan fash kore diyechhilo? Kintu kar kachhe? R apni jokhon bujhtei
parlen je Babu sab sune felechhe tokhoni oke uriye dilen na keno?
MLA - Ami loker mone ki achhe bujhi... kintu agami dine se ki vabbe r korbe ta ki kore
bujhbo? Babu sab sunleo or pokhhe Mamuder khun r Nanur dokane agun lagano atkano
samvab chhilo na.. Ami asha kore chhilam o borojor amar opponent Surya master er kachhe
jabe.. or kachhe shelter chaibe.. se khetre ulte amar labhi hoto.. Surya Master r tar dol bol
bhoy shitiye jabe..
Radar - Prachar fochar take uthbe..
MLA - Thik tai.. Jokhon dekhlam chal sab ghure jachhe tokhoni bujhlam Pao emon karur
kachhe sab fash korechhe jar khamata achhe eisab atkanor.. Tai prathame Golok Goldar ke
diye Babu ke soriye dilam..
Radar - Kintu eisab atkalo ke?
MLA - Khub samvab Pao.. Ami bolla
m na or modhye ekta aloukik khamata ami anuvab korte parchhi.. kintu khomota ta thik ki
ebong kar dawa bujhte parchhi na..
Radar - Achha sedin jokhon ami maja kore bollam ami Bhutush mane oi ki goblin na borolin
bollen seta.. r bollam je ami Ranir khidmatgar o tokhon hothat bollo kon Rani? Bhuter Rani?
O onar katha janlo ki kore? Achha amader Rani oke bor deini to apnar moton!!
MLA - Ahammak!! Tahole to o amader dolei bhirto.. amader songe kadhe kadh miliye Ranir
hukum mene kaj korto..or lakhhan dekhe mone hochhe je or modhye Bhuter Ranir pabitra
asubho shakti kaj korchhe.. kintu or modhye Jei shakti achhe ta hoy Ranir shaktir saman
othoba besi..
Radar - Ki abol tabol bokchhen!! Amader Ranir cheye shaktishali r keu achhe naki!!
MLA - Ki bolli!!
Radar - Maf korben!! Ranir ninde ami sunte pari na.. Maharani amar sab.. uni bolechhen r
dusho bochhor onar khidmat korle amai mukti debe.. amar atma panchabhute bilin hobe..
kintu amar Rani ke chhere jawar ichhei nei.. Bhuter Rani amar kachhe sab!!
MLA - Se to jani.. kintu Pao Ki kore eisab khel dekhachhe!!
Radar - Achha Rani apnar review nite asen ni er modhye!! Onake jigasa korlei to sab Jana
jai.. amar review neben to sei porer sanibar.. rat 3tei jamloki tala sasane file niye jete
bolechhen..
MLA - Na routine reviewer din Rani asenni.. Onar Bidesh safar pore gechhilo.. Hothat ekdin
asben hoito.. ja Kajer bahar amader ekebare mundu chibiye khabe..
Radar - Keno? Ei Babu ke je post kore dilam..
MLA - Tomar mundu!! Targeter dhare kachheo achieve korini amra.. Nanu r Chunnu ke diye
Pap Korano gelo na.. Kashai Mamuder khun holo na.. Babu r Surya Master ta to target e
chhiloi..
Radar - Ish!! Pap na korle more direct swarge.. narake jawar age bhuti jodi naholo Ranir
labh ta r ki hobe?
MLA - Seito!! Vote bank Barbe ki kore Ranir!!
(Hothat hurmur kore ghore dhuke elo Pao.. Pechhone Panta.. aro ducharjon..baire theke
slogan veshe aschhe..)
Slogan - Babur khuner jabab chai jabab Dao!!
MLA Nasib evabe keno Babu ke morte holo
Jabab chai Jabab Dao
Pao (bairer dike mukh kore) - Bondhogon apnara ektu shanta hon!!
MLA - Urebbas!! Michhil!! Neta Pabak Babu je!! Hothat agamaner hetu!!
(Hothat Panta nagin dance korte korte gaite suru korlo)

Panta - Mein tera dushman dushman tu mera.. mein nagin tu saphera..

(Nachte nachte Radar ke chhobol marar vongio korlo)
Radar- Oi joker thambi?
MLA - Lok khepachhen Pabak Babu!! (Kannar bhan kore) Amar chheleta more gelo.. Babu
amar Santaner moton chhilo.. take Kochukata kore mere fellen apnara!!
Pao - Khun to korechhen apni!!
Radar - Oi Dekho!! Chorer mar boro gola!! Baby to amader doler sakriya karmi r samarthak
chhilo.. amra nijeder lokke marte jabo keno?
Pao - Tomra sab korte paro.. Ekekta noropisach tomra!!
MLA - (rege giye) - Ei son Pao!! Babu ke merechhe Surya mastarer lokera.. r tuio oder
songe hat miliyechhis!!
Pao - Babu nije ese kal amai tomader fondi fikir sab amai bole chhilo.. Tomra amader Dokan
porate cheye chhile, Mamud chacha ke murder kore amai fashate cheyechhile, Surya
Master r Babu keo khun korar plan chhilo tomader..Babu nije ese amay kal sab bole chhilo..
Radar - Tui kon gune kutum kalo jire re!! Kothakar keuketa tui je Babu amader lok hoye toke
sab bolte gechhilo..
Pao - Tomra public sympathy pawar jonno Babu ke mariyechho!!
MLA - Chup kor Suarer bachha!! Amader lok mere abar dosh amader oporei chapano!!
Radar - Amra chhere debo vebechhis??
MLA (songjoto hoye) - Amra Babur khuner protibade dharmaghat dakbo!! Ei rabibar!!
Radar - Agun jolbe Babur khuner badla nite..
MLA - Na! Amra ahingsho party.. santipurno dharmaghat korbo!! Dekhbi manush kivabe
amader support kore.. protibade kontho chhere ese amader songe hat melai!!
Pao - Anek hoyechhe MLA tomader lok thokano.. manush etodin mukh buje tomader
attyachar sojjo kore esechhe.. kintu r na... sadharon manush rukhe darabe tomader
birudhhe.. manush chokh khulbe.. jonogon jagbe.. r jagabo ami!! Ami jagabo biswas tader
mone!!
Radar - Are ja ja!! Tui ki alarm clock naki!!
Pao - Ei ami bole gelam!! Dekhe niyo tomra!! E ek aam admyr challenge jonosadharoner
hoye!!
MLA - Achha dekha jabe!! Koto dhane koto chal amio bujhiye debo toder!! Babur balidaner
badla amio jodi na nite pari amar namo Nasim Dasgupta na!!
Pao - Chal Panta!! Cholun apnara sab!! Er bihit electioner folei pabe ora!!
Radar - Are ja ja!! Pod marano Poddolochon!!
(Pao r bakira beriye jai)
Radar - Dekhlen Dekhlen koto boro aspordha!! Boddo bar berechhe ei Pao haramir bachha!!
MLA - Apni Jan.. amader partyr sabai ke ek ghantar modhye ekhane aste Bolun.. amar
kichhu bolar achhe sabaike... r tader sabaike bolun jeno ekhuni karur ushkani te ba nije
theke kono action ba jhamelai joriye pore..
Radar - Achha ami bolchhilam ki...
MLA - Ahhhh.. just get out!! Ja bollam korun quick!!
(Radar joldi beriye jai)
MLA - Sala Suarer bachha!! Eto boro sahosh!! Sab jaliye puriye sesh kore debo ami..
(Hothat stage andhakar hoye jai.. lighting r music diye Bhuter Rani ase)
MLA - Rani Didi!! Pennam hoi!! Fush fash ghash fush.. jheta lathi futo fanush!!
Rani - Bapuram sapure
kotha jash bapure
Ai baba dekhe ja

Duti Sap rekhe ja

Je saper chokh nei
Mukh nei..
MLA - Bah bah ki sundar Kobita likhechhen Didi!! R notun chhobi tobi aklen kichhu!!
Rani - emon lathi debo pode
Bish fora hobe pode
Tui holi sei sap sei sap
Jar chokh nei fona nei nei bap sei sap
Kore na to fush fash
Kore sudhu hash fash
R amar othe navishas
Thus Thas fush fash
Jalas amar har mash..
MLA - Keno Didi amar ki aporadh holo.. manchhi target ekhono achieve korte parini.. kintu
vote je samne..eto jento manusher vote.. tai besi khun kharapi ba besi Pap korle hawa onno
dike ghure jete pare.. keno kalkei to apnar jonno ekta notun voter ketopole diye pachar
korlam..
Rani - Michhe toke dilam bor
Jar khushi magaj por
Sudhui kamas Paisa tanka
Amar Kajer bela labadanka
MLA - Apnar sab Kaji to korchhi Rani!! Ei Pao ta khub begra dichhe.. kotha theke je aloukik
khamata niye esechhe.. thik tackle korte parchhi na ami..
Rani - Shon tobe toke boli
Khelte giye bagaduli
Bori bhul hoye gelo
Pao beta bor pelo
Dilam ami oke bor
Kintu beta jochhor
Jento chhilo matir tolai
Bosiye dat na or golai
Vablam niye kheli oke
Agent oke bananor jhoke
Kintu beta besi bhalo
Kalo muchhe chhorai Alo
Amar boro bhul holo
Khati manush bor pelo
R oke chai na
Pao kono Kajer na
Tui r Radar mile
Bhalo hoy mere dile
O betar Jan chai
Tor Target dui tai
Pao betar pran nawa
R Vote jite MLA howa
Na parle chakri chhatai
Songe na tor pranta hatai..
Mone rekho babusona

Second chance r pabena

Jhata lathi futo fanush
Fush fash ghash fush..
MLA - Tai hobe Maharani!! Paoer mundu kete boli debo apnar name..
Jhata lathi futo fanush
Fush fash ghash fush..
Jai Bhuter Ranir Jay!!
Jhata lathi futo fanush
Fush fash ghash fush..
(BHUTER Rani chole jai.. abar stage e light jole othe)
MLA - Ebar bujhlam.. Bhuter Rani Pao betake bor diyechhilo.. ekei bole oti lobhe tati nosto..
e baba sune fello na to!! Na na.. Achha tahole Chunnu r Mamud vebechhilo Pao more
gechhe.. kintu Asole Pao hoito agyan hoye gechhilo.. nirbodh gulo oke jento kabar diye ese
chhilo.. Hoito besirkhan thakle morei jeto matir tolai.. kintu Bhuter Rani oke bachiye dei.. R
vabe Pao tai kritoggo hoye Ranir kathai uthbe bosbe.. Tai oke bor diye chhilo.. kintu Pao je
Ganga jole dhowa tulsi pata to janto na.. ekebare kukurer lej, tai Ranir bor peyeo
bhalomanushi kore jachhe..kintu r ki chinta!! Rani nije hukum diyechhe.. ha ha ha!! Ebar
hobe... Ha Ha Ha.. Paoer mundopat!! Khatam hobe Pao!! Ha ha ha!!!
Scene - 26
(Stage e Suryaday Partyr meeting cholchhe. Sanchalak Golpokar. Rakesh r Pao stage e
Bose achhe)
Golpokar- namaskar bondhugon! sabaike janai suswagatam! Apnader osonkho dhonnobad
ajke ei sabhai asar jonno.. Apnara nischoyi janen je asonno nirbachoner age aji pracharer
sesh din.. Ei samabesher gurutto tai prochondo besi!! Ami anurodh korbo Sri Pabak
Bhattachrya mahashoy ke sabhar mul boktobbo rakhte!!
(Pao uthe ese Mike dhore darai)
Aj rabibar.. chhutir din.. tai namaskar kusamaskar der nahoy chhuti dilam.. Vodroto, binoy,
soujonnota nahoy office kacharir jonno thak.. Aj birodhi partyr daka dharmaghot howa satteo
apnader sutosfurto jogdan dekhe amar kachhe e bishoy ta sposto je ei jamayet biriyanir
lobhe noy.. Ei bhir jomar pechhone jome achhe moner khov.. manush vabchhe jothesto r
noy ebar hoy espar nahoy ospar.. Tai Rabibar r Bandher jamaj chhutir dupureo bhatghum
chhere apnara Esechhen.. Aj Rabibar, chhutir din, tai aj ami amader Surya Babu ke chhuti
diyechhi.. Roj to niyom mene othe Surya aj nahoy chhuti katak.. nahoy hoito sarajiboner
jonno osto jaben Babu Naskarer moton..temoni khobor achhe.. tai aj Rabibar bole amader
Ashar Rabi Surya Babur Chhuti, sabar chhuti..Kintu amar noy!! Bhabchen hospital er
bigyapon jhere dilam.. ki ba ese jai. Pratiniyoto to je ja parchhe jhere dichhe!! Ke jharchhe
seta joto na Jana darkari, ki jharchhe ta Jana tatporyopurno.. protiniyoto manush nijer
adhikar harachhe, man harachhe, swapna harachhe, bastab harachhe.. harachhe
manushotto.. anichhakrito!! Ekta Kobita likhechhi.. Shonai apnader!!
Harican jola Sikkha kitpotonger pakhna jalano
Pora pakhnar sikkha ure bosechhe lamp poste,
Kintu triphola lampposte ar je keu tiki badhe na
Mlan alo ajo achhe kintu sagar shukno koste..
Chun kali na makha mukhgulo aj hybrid
Sada kalor majhe dhushor manab asititto,
Pore pawa choddo Ana bangalir purono grid
Chakri Bachiye atlamo r obosisto sahitya...

Babuana r latsaheb meshano jatir rudhhosash

Kerani jatir ventilation global tothyoprojukti,
Bangali muri r Panta bhat er jat, sohojlobhho
Jara notun akre bache dekhiye nijosso jukti..
Sangram rokte amader amra bangali bole
Ekdin abar triphola lamppost trishul Rup nebe,
Bampantha chhere sudhu utkristo jater sarthe
Har har Mahadeb ba Allah hu Akbar bhule jabe..
Bangali jagbe chotokdari chhere abeghin hoye
Bangla maer santan asbe fire kole dhire dhire,
Ma baba jedin boro hobe desher taner ghore
Osonkho bangali r harabe na jogot jora bhire...
Bangla ache bongodeshei, he bongo santan
Fire aso ese dekho dhon sampad sabta noy,
Ei desh sadhin korechhe bangalirao mile
Sei sadhinota chai abar bangalir avvyudoy!!!
Mone achhe bondhugon chhotobelai load shedding e amra kemon hurricane r kerosene
lamp jaliye portam.. amader modhye anekei fakibaji mere alor akarshane asha chhoto khato
poka makar gulo ke chhure chhure chimney r vetor feltam.. paisachik ananda tahole ki
amader bangali jater rokte achhe.. Kintu sei Bangali jatiri to santan Bidyasagar,
Bibekananda, Rabindra Nath, Netaji, Rammohan Roy aro koto.. Kintu e katha aswikar kora
jai na je bangali jat tar samagrik obonnoti hoyechhe.. Ami bampantha ba danpanthar
bipokhe bolchhi na.. ami bolchhi bangali jatir katha.. Ekhon bangali nijeke ashte pishte ekta
adrisso makarshar jale atke rekhechhe jar nam mediocrity... majhari ba nimnomane attotusti
khub bipodjonok.. bisesh kore ekta gota jater pokhhye..Bangalir aj tai hoyechhe..
eksamaykar utkrishto jati Bangali ekhon tar production range komiye enechhe.. Bangali jati
bhoy pai ekhon experiment korte, eksamaykar bohemian bangali jati sudhu ekhon
nischoyota khoje.. eksamaykar Damal bongo santan ra besirvag ekhon computer chalai...
lokkho sudhu Paisa, r sonai sohaga hoy jodi bidesh pari dite pare..amader utkrishto bongo
santan Ra nanan bishoye uchho sikkhito hoye chole jai bideshe.. Kenoi ba jabe na.. chhoto
bela theke brain drain e boye jawar jonnoi to Bangali baba mara sikkha dei.. Bangla tai aj
mediocre ba majharider hate.. Din din ja khoyishnu.. ami kono rajnoitik doler ba ideology r
ninde korchhi na.. ami bolchhi dosh amaderi..
Bangali nijer comfort zoner modhye dam bondho hoye navishas tulchhe.. r tar faida tulchhe
sarthannesi sujog sandhani guti kotok manush.. Se neta, mantri, doctor, police, Ukil je keu
hote pare.. Amader Bangalider jat, dharma, rajnoitik motadorsho bhule sudhu matra Bangla
maer jonno ghure darate hobe..Samagra jati bujhi ekhon Michael Madusudan Dutter moton
nijer make vule onno maer sadhana korchhe.. Bangali jati nijer bhul bujhe upolabdhi korar
samay chole esechhe.. Sabai mukto kanthe boli cholun.. He Bongo bhandare tobo bibidho
Ratan.. Ami aswas dichhi je amra amar Karme Mahan hobo jagat sabhai sreshto ashon
pabo.. Bondhugon samay chole esechhe rukhe darabar.. Amai biswas korun je ar shoile
cholbe na.. nirvik hoye Annay anacharer pratibad korte hobe.. utkrishtota matha uchu kore
aday kore nite hobe.. du numbari, telbaji, jochhori, chaplushi, short cut, compromise,
adjustment r noy Bondhugon.. Sattya ke samne ese samarthan korun.. Birodhita korun mon
jemon chai... Kantha chharun..amra keu boka na ondho noy boba noy..Ki thik ki bhul amra
Bhaloi bujhi.. tai Bhai sab Banglar Baghera garjan korun.. Gorje uthun Annay abichar
bratstachar er birudhhe.. Jago Bangla!! Jago Bangali!!
(Hothat bonduker gulir awaj sona jai. Pao lutiye pore stager opor.. charidike shorgol pore jai

.konomote anek koste support niye uthe Pao Mike e abar bole)
Pao - Apnara biswas korun..e guli bibek ke mere felar jonno.. kintu ami morbo na.. apnara
jodi Chan.. apnader biswas r bibeke beche thakbo.. Jago Bangali!! Bangalir Suryadoy
kamona kori!! Jai Hind!!
(Pao stobdho r nithor hoye jai..Darshaker modhye theke awaj ase)
Darshak 1 - Dhorechhe dhorechhe.. Khunitake dhorechhe..
2 - Are eto Golok Goldar!! Maro salake..
3- Oke police e Dao.. Kintu Pao dar ki holo!! O je r norchhe na.. rokte veshe jachhe or
deho..
Panta (stager opor lafiye uthe kadte kadte) - Pao da e ki holo tomar!! Pao da go!!
Rakesh - Ambulance dako keu..
Gopal - Anek deri hoye jabe ambulance aste.. jodi ekta Taxi pawa jeto..
Rakesh - Aj to abar bandh..kono gari pawa jabe na..
Taranath - Ami lifting kore niye jabo..
Panta - Pao da e ki holo go tomar.. Tumi amader chhere evabe chole jabe!!
Golpokar (kadte kadte) Gurudeb ekbar chokh khule takan.. Hai bhogoban onake firiye Dao..
amai tule nao..
Rakesh - Anek rokto beriye jachhe.. buk norchhe..ekhuni hospitale niye jete parle bachano
jete pare.. ekta gari kothai paoa jai..
Panta - Nasim toke ami chharbo na.. Pao da chokh kholo na please.. Dekho ami English
bolchhi ekbar chokh kholo.. Please open your eyes.. I can't see u like this.. Pao da!! Ei gari
gari ekta gari!!
(Rickshaw r horn bajiye pok pok)
Dhuliya Rickshawala - Hami thakte Pao sahebko kuchhu hote dibo na.. Othao hamar
Rickshaw te.. akhri dum tak Pao bhaiyako haspatal pohucha ke chhorenge..
Darshak der theke slogan uthte thake..
- Jago Pao!! Pao Jago!! Bangla jagbe Bangali jagbe.. Pao tomake songe lagbe.. Pao
amader amar rahe!! Pao amader amar rahe!! Pao amader amar rahe!!!
Scene - 27
(Stage e golpokar. Darshak der uddesse bolchhe)
Golpokar - Ki vabchhen? Erpor ki holo? Life of Paoer ki holo? Bakita ami nahoy boli.. ami to
golpokar.. naki markete jemon cholchhe sevabei bolbo!! erpor ki holo Jante dekhun Life Of
Pao er sequel!! Na Gurudeb bolechhen chalakir dara kono mahat karyasiddhi hoy na..
Achha apnara ki vabchhen? Erpor ki hote pare? Ja hoy tai holo ki? Buke guli kheye keu
bache? R guli ke korechhe tao to dekhte hobe.. Sharp shooter Golok Goldar!! Jake Pao nijei
eksamay Bhuter Ranir katha sune bachiye chhilo.. emoni hoy.. upokarer binimoye
sadharonoto manush dhokai Khai..Ja howar tai holo Pao mara gelo.. Manusher asha tuku
nibhe gelo.. Manush bhoy peye abar tar kholosher modhye sedhiye gelo.. R ja ja hoy tai tai
holo.. Nasim abar vote e jite MLA holo.. Sonay sohaga Nasim ebar cabinet e mantrittou
pelo.. Etai to swavabik.. Bhuter Rani to system.. Samaj chole onar anguler isharai.. Pao keo
khamata dei ei System, hoito bhul korei abar Nasim keo shakti diye chalona kore ei
Systemi.. Manush morei bhut hoy.. r sei manushotto hin Bhuterai nijeder sarthe tader Raja
ba Rani Nirbachon kore.. Sei Bhoutik samajtontro chalana kore samajke jate poka makarer
moton alor akarshane sadharon manush dikvranto hoye ure berai..krittim alor Khojer..
Achha Pao mara gelo Nasim jite gelo.. Surya Master hothat baritei heart attacke mara
gelo..Sposto sashrodhe nil hoye jawa mukh ta ghusher goggles pora policeder chokhgulor
mone hoy najare porlo na.. Paoer Baba ma kede kete jiboner baki din gulo katiye dilo r kiba

korbe! Dujoner modhye karur abar putrosokhe sattikarer heartattack o hote pare.Pantar ki
holo? Se to asikhito BPL bekar chhele tai Peter khatire praner bondhur shok bhule Nasimer
saranaponno holo.. Ajkal hoito It bali supply kore kono syndicater hoye.. Baby ogotta r ki
kore? Barbar suicide kora oto soja noy tarcheye Baba Mamuder katha sune Chunnu Miah ke
nikah kore nilo hoito.. Nasimer dole Chunnu ekhon Mamuder replacement..R 5ta magsher
Dokan to peyeichhe tai party fund e donation o dhele dei.. Mamud meyer biye diye Haj korte
giye podoprishto hoye mara jai.. tarjonno obosso sarkar theke valo taka khotipurono
peyechhe Chunnu r Baby.. Oi takai Bangkok theke honeymoon o kore esechhe ora.. Buchi
oder sathei thake... Nanu Chapalamayi Bastarlayer ekochotro Malik r tar songe Nanir
dokantao hatiye arekta branch baniyechhe Thakumar.. mane onar namer dokaner.. Seo
hoito ekhon rajniti kore Nasimer doler hoye.. Electioner ticketer ashai achhe porer barer
jonno hoito..Rakesh chakri bachate Jono Hillol join korechhe monehoy..Ekta post o
peyechhe association e.. Taranath sarir charcha chhareni.. Sudhu Nasimer jonno majhe
majhe edik odik chamkate jete hoy.. r bodybuilder chhele supply korte hoy gym theke
bahubole samajsebar jonno Nasimer hoye.. Nilu chakri niye hoy Bangalore ba Pune te chole
gechhe.. Dhuliya, Khentir ma, Kabiraj tara abar ager motoi chokher jole gola vejai..ami abar
vikkha kori.. Nasim Saheb amader vogoban!! Tar ucchisto amader kachhe Prasad.. Radar er
jodio kono paribartan nei... se ekhono chakkar Kate r nirolosh bhabe jhamela r Ashanti Sristi
kore berai charidike.. Computer er virus er moton.. nahole Nasimer antivirus kaje lagiye aro
khamatashali hoye otha to hobe na.. Nasim ager theke aro anek anek besi khamataban r
nirmom.. r Bhuter Rani?? Tini mahakhushi!! Asole jit to onari..Bhuter deshe Vote bank
upcheye uthchhe..edik odik ohoroho lash porchhe ba nijerai suicide korchhe..bisesh kore
chasha bhusho Ra.. r pap er to kono crisis nei.. Paper Ghora poripurno hoye upcheye
porchhe.. Rani to khushi hoye Pao ke dawa bor tao incentive hisebe Nasim ke diye
diyechhe.. Or durdanta performance dekhe.. r sadharon manush?? Achhe jemon chhilo..
beche to achhe... etai to sabcheye boro prapti...r Ki chai?? Khete pele sute chawa manusher
ek bod gun.. Achha cholun ekbar nijeder chokhei dekhe ni ki obostha.. Paoer jonno bujhi
ekta chhoto khato sokhsabha berobe.. r Nasimer bijoymicchil to naki Britainer Ranir
coronation er thekeo besi jak jamaker hobe!! Esechhen jokhon dekhei Jan..
(Light pore ekta bed e.. Pao suye achhe.. Oke ghire aneke)
Panta - Doctor Babu TV r line gulo otha nama korchhe na keno?
Rakesh - Pantare amader Pao r nei!!
(Baire theke janatar chitkar)
Janata - Amader Biswas Pao amar!! Pao nije bolechhe or kichhu hobe na!! Tomar kichhu
hote pare na..Pao tumi fire aso.. Amader bibek moreni!! Pao tumi fire aso!! Pao tumi beche
otho!!
Panta (how how kore kede) - E ki holo!! Pao da!! Pao da go!!
Kabiraj (doure doure ese) - Ei ousadhi ta ektu mukhe debo!! Maha Mrityunjay ousadhi!!
Amar thakurdar puthi theke khuje peye ami nijer hate baniyechhi..
Rakesh - R labh nei Kabiraj.. Pao r nei..
Kabiraj - Amai ekta sujog deben daya kore..
(Kabiraj Paoer mukh khule Kabiraji ousadhi dite thake. Paoer ma dhoke Babar sathe)
Ma - Ki hoyechhe amar Paoer.. Pao re!! Amar Pao sona.. eidekh baba rakhakalir phool
enechhi.. mathai chhowalei tui thik hoye jabi baba!! (Pagoler moton korte thake Paoer ma
Pao ke ghire r mathai Phul chhowate thake)
Rabi - Paoer ma!! Shokto how.. Amader Pao r beche nei!! (Kadte kadte) Pao re evabe same
side kore hariye dili buro bap take!! Pao re.. Bap Amar!!
(Baby r Nanu chhutte chhutte ase)

Nanu - Dadabhai!! E ki holo tor!! Oth Dada..Oth na ekbar.. Chal dactar dactar kheli..aj tui
dactar hobi!! Tui police hobi!! Tui teacher hobi!! Ei dekh ami kan dhore neel down hochhi...
ekbar uthe bosh Dadabhai!!
Baby - (Khub dhire dhire egoi) Amake ekbar dekhte debe amar Pao ke!! Mejo Majar Sharif
theke pani pora enechhi.. ektu mukhe dhalte debe..
(Baby egiye giye Paoer mukhe Jol pora dei. Tarpor hau hau kore kede gan korte thake)
Baby - Kya hua tera vaada woh kasam woh iraada
Kya hua tera vaada woh kasam woh iraada bhoolega dil jis din tumhe
woh din zindagi ka aakhri din hoga
Kya hua tera vaada woh kasam woh iraada
(Charidik theke je jar moton kadte thake. Odiker alo nibhe jai. Golpokarer opor abar alo)
Golpokar - Cholun odiktao dekhi.. Paoer mrittyu nirsandehe dukhadayak.. kintu Pao na
thakleo or jagano Biswaser ki holo dekha darkar..mane nirbachoner folafol ki holo?
(Onnodike alo jole. Nasim r Radar)
Radar - Nasim Bhai eto chinta korchhen keno?? Are Apni 3000 vote e ekhono egiye
achhen.. are kar Baper khamata achhe apnake harai.. ami nije dariye theke sab dekhsona
korechhi.. birodhider kauke vote i dite dei ni.. r false vote e bhoriye diyechhi.. Amader poling
agent Ra to booth e lokeder angul dhore dhore jora pathai bottam tipiyechhe.. rigging r
booth capture ja hoyechhe Suryaday party ektao vote pabe na.. Apni nischinto thakun..
Nasim - Are gandu matra 3000 vote e egiye ami!! Ja khushi hote pare.. Tomra sabai mile
chhirechho r ati bedhechho!! Oi Pao haramir bachha amai pechhone geto bash dhukiye
chharbe!!
Radar - Ha ha ha ha!
Nasim - Haschhis keno bejonma!!
Radar - Pao er golpo sesh!! Ami khabar peyechhi ektu age Malta potol tulechhe!!
(Hothat Nasimer phone beje othe)
Nasim - Hello!! Satti!! Thik bolchhis!! Bravo bravo!! Ha ha ha Ha!!
Radar - Ki holo ostad!!
Nasim - Bottle khol!! Chhorabo chhetabo celebrate korbo!! Jite gechhi ami 20 hajar voter
margine..
Radar - Jio Guru!! JOY Bhuter Ranir joy!!
(Baire theke hoi hoi awaj sona jai.. vir dhuke ase Nasimer office e)
Vir - Oi to gariber vogoban dayaban Nasim Babu!!
Khentir Ma (egiye giye Nasimer pa dhore) - Apni vogoban!! Amader debota!! Apnar joy hok!!
Amader basti ta jodi ebar promoterer hath theke bachiye den..
Nilu - (Nasim ke namaskar kore) Apni amader leader Nasim da!! Apnar smarajjyo aro bistar
Pak..
Radar - dadar jiter khobor sune apnara mala fala niye asenni.. tahole selfie tola jeto..
Gopal - Ami misti enechhi... laddu amar Dokan theke!! Nasim Saheb amar Dokan ta jodi
paka korar anumoti diten ebar!!
Chunnu - Are mala ami ansi.. r baire daraya ase Rafiq Miyar band party!!
Radar - Are bah!! Tahole to amader beriye pora uchit.. Bijoy michhil niye..
Nasim - Na bijoy michhil hobe na.. amra sabai Paoer seshjatrai giye jog debo..jeno mone
hoy kono Rajar antimjatra beriyechhe.. .
Radar - He Pabak to Raja.. sadharon manusher hridoye raj korto..
Vir theke - Dhur!! O to ekta nela kebla mal!!
Onno keu - Pagla Dashu.. vat bokto sudhu.. are baba Pete khele thik pithe soi..
Chunnu - Janab amra bijoy michhil bar korum!! Apne sudhu anumati den!! Ei band Baja

Dekhi!!
(Baire theke bander awaj aste thaklo!! Nasim ke mala poriye sabai mile bijoy michhil ber
korlo. Light off. Golpokarer opor alo)
Golpokar - Tahole apadoto ki holo!! Pao morlo Nasim jitlo!! Ja hoy tai holo.. Kintu Pao tar
jonno mon ta satti khub kharap lagchhe.. tai na!! Or biswas tao jodi bachano jeto manusher
mone!! Aha re!! (Darshak der dike angul dekhiye) Doshi to apni... he he doshi apni, apnara,
amra.. amra sadharon manush.. na bachate parlen Life of Pao ke na or belief ke.. Achha jodi
amra arektu sahosh kore Paoer jagano atmabiswaser jore rukhe darate pratam!! Ki hoto!!
Dekhi to ki hoto!!
(Abar Alo pore Nasim r Radarer opor. Puanrabritti hoy scener)
Radar - Nasim Bhai eto chinta korchhen keno?? Are Apni 3000 vote e ekhono egiye
achhen.. are kar Baper khamata achhe apnake harai.. ami nije dariye theke sab dekhsona
korechhi.. birodhider kauke vote i dite dei ni.. r false vote e bhoriye diyechhi.. Amader poling
agent Ra to booth e lokeder angul dhore dhore jora pathai bottam tipiyechhe.. rigging r
booth capture ja hoyechhe Suryaday party ektao vote pabe na.. Apni nischinto thakun..
Nasim - Are gandu matra 3000 vote e egiye ami!! Ja khushi hote pare.. Tomra sabai mile
chhirechho r ati bedhechho!! Oi Pao haramir bachha amai pechhone geto bash dhukiye
chharbe!!
Radar - Ha ha ha ha!
Nasim - Haschhis keno bejonma!!
Radar - Pao er golpo sesh!! Ami khabar peyechhi ektu age Malta potol tulechhe!!
(Nasimer mobile beje othe)
Nasim - hello!! What!! Bustard! E hote pare na!!
(Phone ta chhure fele dei rag e.. hotovombo hoye Bose pore mati te)
Radar - Ki holo Sir!
Nasim - Sab gelo Amar! Ami sesh hoye gelam.. Radar ami here gelam.. Surya master
20hajar voter margine jite gechhe..
(Baire theke hoi hoi awaj sona jai.. vir dhuke ase Nasimer office e)
Vir - Oi to Shaitaner bachha!!
Khentir Ma (egiye giye Nasimer Chuler muti shore) - Poramukho minse!! Boddo bar bere
chhili!! Tor sab rosh ami duiye nigre ber kore debo aj!!
Nilu - (Nasimer collar dhore) Papi tor samrajjyo aj nipat jabe..
(Radar sujog r obostha dekhe pechhon diye hamaguri diye paliye jai)
Gopal - Sammandhir po..Sogo merei felbo aj toke!!
Kashai Mamud (Unmatter moton marte thake Nasim ke) Amar Babyr dulah re Maria felabi!!
Allahr kira jane maira felamu aj tore..
Chunnu - Mamujan amareo chanace den ektu..
(Gono dholai dite thake Nasim ke sabai mile.. Jama kapar chhire dei.. Nasim konomote
beriye ase virer nich diye gole..pocket theke bonduk ber kore hawai chalai.)
Nasim - Khabardar! Guli kore debo!!
(Hawai guli chhurte churte paliye jai..janatao vir kore or pechhone dhawa kore dourai.. )
(Abar light golpokar er opor)
Golpokar - Tahole apadoto ki holo!! Pao morlo Nasim harlo!! Nei mamar cheye kana mama
bhalo!! Kintu Pao tar jonno mon ta satti khub kharap lagchhe.. tai na!! Achha Nasim paliye
kothai gelo! Janata oke chhere debe!! Nasim jonorosh theke bachte lukalo kabarkhanai giye.
Cholun to dekhi.. (Light abar kabarkhanai)
Nasim (hamaguri dite dite) -Ekhane asha kori asbe na!! Kabarkhanai dhukte dekheni to
amai!! Kintu era amai chharbe na.. khuje pele ekhanei jento kabar diye debe.sab dosh oi

satchunnir.. Joto noshter gora oi Bhuter Rani!! (Hothat hamaguri diye pechhote pechhote
kichhur songe dhakka lage)
Bhut bhut!!
Radar - Are Karta ami Radar!! Aste!! Public sunte pele keliye brindabon dekhiye debe.. Apni
je boro Bhuter Ranir ninde korchhen!! Sab power niye nebe kintu Rani!!
Nasim - Nikuchi korechhe oi bhater powerer..loker mone ki achhe dekhlei bujhte parbo ei to
Ranir dawa vater power.. neta mantrider naki etai sabcheye boro power.. ei power thakle
loker mon jugiye batela dile sabai biswas kore vote debe.. ami tai konodino vote e harbo
na..ajibon khamataban neta mantri hoye thakbo.. Otoi jodi power thakto Ranir bore ekhon ei
kobore ese gobor chattam na.. Bujruki sab..Jali tor Bhuter Rani r temoni tar power!!
Radar - Khabardar Nasim!!Amar Ranir name kichhu bolle ami tor golar noli kamre chhire
nebo..
Nasim - Sorry sorry!! Achha Radar tor guli lage?? Mane tui to Bhutush.. na manush na
bhut..guli korle tui morbi?Just for academic intetest jante chaichhi..
Radar - Ami to ekhono beche nei.. Ami ekta bhut ja ekta manusher dehe atke rakha achhe..
guli korle ba chhuri dhokale dehotar chhipi khule jabe r vetorer bhut ta beriye asbe.. mane
ami Bhutush theke sadharon Bhut hoye jabo...
Nasim - Tahole Ranir to subidhai hobe!! Vote bank barbe..
Radar - Na oto soja na.. Bhutera nijera kichhu korte pare na.. tader to sarir nei.. tai Ranir
personal kaj gulo pondo hoye jabe ami sudhu mamuli Bhut hoye gele.. R ekta notun Bhutush
banate Ranir 200 bochhor lage..
Nasim (dariye uthe) - Sabbash!! Chol uthe dara Ranir kata chamcha!! (Bonduk tak kore
Radarer kapale) Dak tor dunumbari Rani ke!! Nahole khuli uriye chhipi khule debo!!
Radar - Eto boro sahosh tor!! Rani tor sab power niye nebe.. Jane mere debe toke!!
Nasim - Nikuchi korechhe tor Ranir powerer.. Aj bujhechhi asol power jonogoner..Samna
samni bojha pora korbo aj Bhuter Ranir sathe!! Ei trigger tiplam!!
Radar - Na na!! Abar Bhut hoye gele Rani heavvy kelabe! Chhere de amai!! Bachao Rani
Didi!! Dekho tomar Bhutush take mere felle go!! Maharani bachao.. .jheta lathi futo fanush..
fush fash ghash fush.. tumi na ele morbe Bhutush!!
(Lighting diye Bhuter Rani ashe)
Rani - jheta lathi futo fanush..
fush fash ghash fush.
Tor sahosh eto manush
Gaja kheye hariyechhe hush!!
Nasim - Bondo koro tomar chhora kata.. oto time nei.. jodi nijer ei beka maltake bachate
chash to Pao ke bachiye de.. nahole public amai chhire khabe.. MLA r chair to gechhei ebar
prantao jabe..
Rani - Mori Mori ki je kori
Golata tor tipe dhori
Khimche nebo Mundu kete
Chhar amar Bhutush take!!
Nasim - Chup kor Shaitan Rani!! Ek pa egole ami trigger tipe debo...ami oke niye jachhi
hospital.. Pao jibon fire pele Radar ke ami chhere debo. Tarpor amar ja howar hobe..
(Ondhokar hoye gelo abar stage. Golpokarer opor abar alo)
Golpokar - Ki sanghatik!! Ebar ki hobe tahole?? Cholun dekhi giye hospitale..
(Abar stage ondhokar hoye jai)
(Hospitale Pao ke ghire sabai kanna kati korchhe)
Janata - Sahid Pao Amar Rahe!! Long live Pao Bhattacharj!! Pao tumi amader buke.. ajibon

thakbe sukhe..tumi fire aso.. Sahid Pao Amar Rahe!! Long live Pao Bhattacharj!!
Vir theke keu bole othe - Oi to shaitan ta..
Onno keu - Nasim r Radar!! Dhoro oder!!
Onno keu - Maro Suarer bachha der..
Onno keu - Are Nasimer hate to bonduk!!
(Bhir thele Nasim egiye ase Paoer dike Radarer kapale pistol dhore.)
Nasim - Sore Jan.. sore Jan sabai.. jete din amai.. nahole guli cholbe...
(Vir sore Nasim r Radar ke jaiga kore dei.. Motto janata chitkar chechamechhi korleo Nasim
ke kichhu korte pare na hate bonduker bhoye)
Nasim (Paoer kachhe ese akasher dike takiye) - Rani ami ja bollam na korle ekhuni guli
kore Radar ke sesh kore debo!! Ami 3 obdi gunbo sudhu!! 1...2....3!! (Hawai guli chalai
Nasim)
Dhuliya - (chille othe) - Hila!! Hila!!
Panta - (kado kado golai) Mero sala Jagannath er moton ki hilate Bolchhis!!
Rakesh - Satti!! Norchhe..
Baby (hothat gan kore othe) - Dhak Dhak Karne laga.. Pao mera hilne laga!
(Pao uthe boshe hothat. Charidike hoi hoi pore jai)
Janata- Pao beche achhe!! Pao more ni!! Life Of Pao is safe!!
(Nasim Radar ke chhere Paoer pa ese dhore) - Amai khama kore dao!! Ami sab dosh sikar
korchhi.. amai tumi Eder hat theke bachao.. amai policer hate tule Dao.. (Radar sujog bujhe
paliye jai)
Pao- Ma dudu khabo!!
Ma (kadte kadte) - Are Pagol chhele amar!! Ekhane feeding bottle kothai pabo!! Bari chol
khabi baba!!
Pao (maer gal tipe diye) Sontumona pontu ma amar!! (Nasimer dike takiye) Keu apnake
kichhu korbe na!! (Uthe dariye heshe bole sabar uddese abar) apnader valobasha..biswaser
jore Ami pran fire pelam!! Ami chiro kritoggo apnader kachhe.. (Sabai ese Pao ke kadhe tule
nei) Pao Bhattcharj jug jug jio!! Pao Bhattcharj jug jio!! Pao Bhai jindabad!! (Jonoullas cholte
thake. Kintu silent hoye jai ektu pore. R tarpor still hoye jai. Golpokar er opor onno jaigai alo
pore)
Golpokar- Gurudeb bechhe gelo!! He Vogoban tomar asim kripa!! (Darshaker uddeshe) Ami thik jani na Pao ki kore jibon fire pelo!! Kabirajer ousadhi te! Na ki Maer ana thakurer
fule ba Babyr Jol Porar jore!! Naki Satti Radar ke bachate Bhuter Rani Paoer jibon firiye
dilo!! Na ki sudhu matra manusher valobasha r Biswaser jorei life of Pao beche gelo!! Jai
hok happy ending i holo.. sab bhalo jar sesh bhalo!! Kintu adote konta holo!! Seta nahoy
apnader opor dayitto dawa thaklo!! Apnara jodi paren Paoer jagano biswas gulo bachiye
rakhte moner modhye tahole ei happy ending hote pare.. Bangali abar jogot sabhai sresto
ashon pabe.. Kintu biswas morle end of life of Pao.. Nasim r Radar ra Bhuter Ranir adeshe
apnader ajibon merei jabe.. ki abar!! Paschatdesh!! Amai ebar anumoti din tahole.. amar
golpoti furolo note gachhti murolo!! Na thak note gachhta apnader dayitte diye gelam.. chaile
moran nahole jol diye boro kore ful ba fol folan..Namaskar!!
(Abar jonollas cholte thake Pao ke niye. golpokaro jog dei vire.. Bhuter Ranir music beje
othe.. jonollas abar still hoye jai r ondhokar hoye jai.. Lighting diye Bhuter Ranir prabesh
hate kukurer belter moton Radar ke bedhe niye. Radar kukurer moton hamaguri dei sudhu
ekta jangiya pore)
Rani -jheta lathi futo fanush..
fush hash ghash fush.

jheta lathi futo fanush..

fush hash ghash fush.
Tora pocha gola manush
thakbi Ranir systemete khush
Kori khabardar hushiyar
Korish jodi biswas r
Morbi torao Paoer moto
Nigrobo jomano tel joto
jheta lathi futo fanush..
fush hash ghash fush.
jheta lathi futo fanush..
fush hash ghash fush.
(Pashe theke shealer moton Radar dakte thake)
Radar - Hukka huwa!! Hukka Huwa!!
Rani - r jodi Pao beche jai
Toder arma biswaser ashai
Besh besh besh besh
Thakbe kadin sukher resh
Nak Katli jokhn amar
Poth pabi ki r bachar
Ei jatra hoy jodio vongo
Amar khela hobe ki sango?
Badla amar badla chai
Kadabo toder sujog Pai
Karlam na or khamata ami
Songe thakuk Paoer bharami
Sikha debo emon bhabei
Purbi Ranir rager tapei
Asbo ami amar fire
Bipod hoye toder ghire
Jalabo toder har r mash
Banabo toder jyanto lash
jheta lathi futo fanush..
fush fash ghash fush.
jheta lathi futo fanush..
fush fash ghash fush.
(Pashe theke shealer moton Radar abar dakte thake)
Radar - Hukka huwa!! Hukka Huwa!!