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Killer
Kindness
by
Mark G Melvin
A Deranged Book
Published by Lynnwood
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PG/Dedicated to my family
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think I did? I gave him the digits. He said yeah he'd call
me, and we'd go out. It would be all good. So you know I
am excited. Work went fast that day. When I was walking
outside to my car Mr. Oil Change was waiting for me.
Stalker! D.A.! D.A! Desperate alert desperate alert!
"Hey foxy momma! How bout you and me warm up the
back seat?" I stopped immediately and click clacked my
hooker heels right up to his face.
"Look Oil Change!"
"My name is Kyle, Krazy Kyle!" He said so rudely
interrupting me.
"I wouldn't go out with you if my life depended on it! Do
you hear me? You are rude crude crass and
disredamnspectful! How are you going to ask me to warm
up your back seat, and you don't even know me! Fucker!"
He must have been a freaking idiot or something. He kept
trying to talk to me all the way from the building to my car.
"I'm just being honest babe." He said rambling on.
Now I really can't wait to see Mr. Gentleman tonight! I
turned around before getting into my car.
"Well how about you just get the fuck out of my face jerk
off!" Then I stopped, put my hand on my hips, and smiled
an eerie smile, and grinned a devilish grin.
"Yeah that's what you do tonight grease boy jerk off!
Yeah everytime you think of me you just grab a good tight
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hold of your little pecker and jerk off!" I said to old Oil
Change so calmly, loud, and sensual. I sounded so sinister,
I scared myself.
"Fuck you!" He screamed with both middles facing me.
"That's why your going out with that dweeb Professor
Peabody tonight! Bitch!!!"
I sat down into my car with the window rolled down
slightly, and listened to old Krazy Kyle. You know Mr. Oil
Change ranted and raved for a while. When he stopped
ranting I peeled out leaving him frustrated with a hard
cock. Yes, he did have a boner. I just so happened to look
down and see him throbbing, when he was calling me a
bitch. That's why I told him to jerk off ha ha ha! It was my
pleasure to tease a jerk like him.But Mr. Peabody, I mean
Timothy. If he acts right tonight he can have it all!
I got home right quick, bathed,showered,and then just sat,
and soaked, daydreaming of tonight. Thinking to myself as
all of us women do one time or another. Is this the one that
can cancel my loneliness, like a bad credit card,is he the
one? Is he my knight in shining armor with a sword or a
three piece suit an a briefcase?
I got out of the bathroom an oiled myself down lotioned
up,and body sprayed perfume, shaved my hairs down their.
You catchin' my drift. I got plans to get lucky tonight. I
remember dozing off in the living room when he called.I
told him I live at 1234 Park Place, in Binsonwood. He
came right over. I saw him pull up in front of the house. Oh
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can get it! Desert is like 175.00 now I can't keep my eyes
off of him. We drove across town chatting the whole way.
" Hey Timothy,so where did you grow up? Where are
you from? Please tell me some thing about yourself?" I slid
over to sit next to him in his truck.He appeared to rather
enjoy it.You know ladies my momma taught me that you
can always tell what is on a mans mind by just one look. A
look is worth a 1,000 words or explanations. He cleared his
throat.
"When do we have to be there?" I asked.
"Anytime before 11pm." Timothy replied with that sweet
baritone voice of his.
"Ok well can we go and sit by the lake and chat for a
while?"
"Ok."
"Hey Tim check this out." I said reaching into my purse
pulling out my Dirty D,two shot glasses an a candle. We
pulled up to the lake or lovers lane,is what we call it here.I
had on my nice pink and white summer dress with the
ruffles on my shoulders.We just sat quietly,looking at the
full moon rising onto the waters shimmering with the wind
blowing ripples on the surface.Timothy placed in a Boys II
Men cd.I told him,"not yet baby lets just enjoy the silence."
I lit my candle,and placed it on his dashboard with an old
newspaper from under his seat,to catch the wax. Poured
him a double shot of Dirty D and myself as well.
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"What
brings you to Indiana Tim?" I said holding my
glass with one hand,and tracing the rim with my other
hands finger.Trying not for him to notice that I am hornier
than 2 jack rabbits in a backpack all alone.
"Well Susan,Sue,Susie." He smiled like a school boy.He
is so beautiful m m m. I am going to tastes him tonight.
"Well Susie I just needed a change of pace,something
different."
"Tim I know exactly what you mean."
"You do Sue?"
"You do Sue." I said laughing, and giggling, smiling
adoringly at him.
"You made a rhyme Timothy."
"You can call me Tim,Tim is just fine."
"Ok Tim your fine."
Oh snap what da hell did I just say? Ok ok don't panic he'll
think it's the alcohol.Play it off and don't comment on it.
"Your fine too babe." Wow I guess that got heard.What's
a girl to do?
"You know I do not want to disrespect you,or touch you
without permission, said Tim.I mean." He said nervously to
himself.
"Hey Tim...just spit it out ok?!"
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"What?!"
"Are?... You?... Gay? I did not stutter! I mean you don't
drink,you don't want to hug me,you ask for permission to
touch me,and now you would not hug me back....Are...
you... gay?!" He sighed and took a deep breath.
"Your hesitating Tim." I said refreshingly taunting him.
Yeah that's it this guys too cleanly dressed.Mr. attache he's
gay,that's it he's a queerball. He probably handles the cock
better than I do.
" I'm drinking I'm horny,I'm feeling a lot rejected here
Tim!" OMG,did I just blurt outloud my thoughts I was
thinking to myself.
"Shit! Answer me Tim?" I screamed at him both hands
on my hip, and my foot tapping on the ground.He sighed
again directly in front of me.
"No Sue,I respect women. I just didn't want you to think,
that just because we were out here with candles,and the
Dirty D,that I was going to try and take advantage of you!"
"DuhTimboe, that is what's supposed to happen when
people are alone in situations like this." I said almost in
tears frustrated beyond belief.
" Can we just go to dinner ok, lets just go!" He went to
go open the door for me again. I pushed his hand away,and
rolled my eyes into the back of my head.
" I've got it Mr. Gentleman!" I said with much sarcasm.
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toward one another.Tim took his right hand and cupped the
back of my neck. Looked at me in the eyes,with his sexy
ass brown eyes,he leaned right in, opened his mouth
slightly and we smooched! Whew can that man kiss.When
we backed away from one another,I placed my hand on his
leg,and this so and so had the nerve to move it!He told me
to slow down now,you are moving too fast baby girl.I was
thinking oh yeah, I'm a put a speed knot fast up on his
head!
"Ok Timberly,I mean Timothy." I said smiling so hard
my teeth stuck together.
"Lets go oh ye proper one."
"My goodness,you find a good man treat you
good,respect you,and your all smart mouthing me now. If I
was trying to have sex with you,you would be turning me
down so quickly my head would be spinning. Women I
can't figure you all out for to save my life.Can't live with
you,can't live without you." He said complaining, and
whining,sounds like widdleWimberly needs his mommy.
We left the water, and went to Carlyle's.
Now Carlyle's was the Creme de la Creme in our
town.We pulled up in front of the valet,in Tim's big ol'
clean Ford truck.They had a goldfish pond out front.A large
lit water geyser in the middle that sprayed every which
way.The building was pure white with 2 large columns in
the front.It had the look of an old southern mansion with
candles in the windows upstairs.That is were you can sit on
cozy couches and drink in the upper bar. It was always
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"Tim you have been drinking why don't you spend the
night?"
"Oh no I could not do that Susan." We sat down in the
living room.He then placed his feet up on the ottoman as I
had gestured.Immediately I got down onto my knees,taking
off his shoes and his sox.Excusing myself to the
kitchen,and retrieved a wash towel,an a bucket of warm
soapy hot water. Palm Olive to be exact.I washed his feet
rubbed em'with lotion. Fixed him a drink...a few.Ha ha ha!
Hey this Tim was a tuff nut to crack but I was determined
to bust a nut for him whether he liked it or not.I had to do
what I had to do.
The next thing you know old Tim boy was yawning,and
snoring fast asleep.I tip-toed on my carpet and just looked
at him.Looking into his beautiful face,my body temperature
elevated immensely.Leaning forward,I grabbed my crotch
and began to rub myself,grasping my
breast,taunting,teasing myself,fantasizing of Tim.
He just was so fucking hot,I could taste him.Gently,I
rubbed my hands onto his pants.Softly,I unbuckled his
belt,as he was snoring and sound asleep.Next I
quietly,smoothly,and slowly eased down his zipper,notch
by notch by notch.He moved his arm,and I jumped back
anxiously awaiting for him to settle back into deep sleep
again.
When he was deep into sleep,I eased back over to him
pulling his penis out of the slit in his boxer
shorts.Mm,while my own fingers pleased myself,I began to
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"What?!"
"Balls!" He shrieked into soprano as he fell onto the floor
groveling in pain.
"What's that you've got? Put...put that down! Put that
needle down you crazy hoe!"
"I'm a crazy hoe! Huh I'm a crazy hoe! I'm not the one
walking around with garbage bags an a rope in a
briefcase!"I then pounced on top of him!
"Ouch what was that?!" Tim cried holding his arm in
shock.
"Sleep tight sweet prince!"He slept for four hours
straight,before he slowly began to awake.
"Where am I?! Where am I?! What da fuck?! He
screamed looking around at his surroundings.Get me outta
this basement let me go! Get this rope off of me! Shit that's
my rope!Take off these handcuffs!If I get loose I am killing
you hoe!"
"You ain't never leaving! They all try to leave! You are
not leaving! Your gonna stay right here and I'm going to
fuck you!"Now that he was tied up, I began to openly have
my way with him.
"M m no no m oh girl ah shit damn that feels so
good!Damn that feels so good! Ok ok I'll let you suck
it,just let me go when your done!"
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