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5) Those Dope Ass Train Conductor Shades! You won’t find these
on Canal Street. They have to be cool, I mean, even the Fresh
Prince is rockin’ them. They must be $$$!
4) The Turnstile Jumper! All the money that the poor, poor MTA
must be losing when those school kids or ‘not so school kids’ hurdle
over the metal bars instead of using their Metrocards…while we’re at
it, blame those 2-year-olds that just walk under without paying either!
Practice makes perfect!
For 4 Million, I hope this sign can light up and…find a cure for cancer too!
2) What You Looking At? Although my bank account isn’t reflecting
it, we as commuters must be on MTA’s payroll, since it’s our job to
‘See Something, Say Something’. Well, let me try this out…umm, I
see a train…I see the word, ‘PRAY’ etched into a bunch of subway
signs…I see over excited tourist snapping pics…I see no workers
around to say what I’m seeing! That was simple!
1) We Don’t Die, We Multiply! You know what I’m gettin at! We all
see it…we don’t say anything…we just look in amazement …its like
going to the Bronx Zoo for free, minus the lions, monkeys, elephants
and all those other cool animals that some weird people make as
household pets…anyway, I’m talking about the rats! Searching
through these files, it seems that despite the MTA seeming to want to
kill these Mickey’s…in reality, they’re keeping them alive and
growing…growing faster than Kelis’s bank account!
Rats Say: Thanks MTA Kelis Says: Thanks Nas