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Paul T ukey is an American Journalist and Environmental–Terrorist.

He is affectionately known as T he
Bin Laden of E nvir onmental–T er r or .

« Bin Laden » T ukey operates the organization called SafeLawns, which functions as the PUBLIC AF-
FAIR SHIELD for Beyond Pesti cides, another larger U.S. Environmental–Terror–Organization.

« Bin Laden » T ukey is a FAILED and BANKRUPT lawn care operator who was apprehended by au-
thorities for applying pest control products WITHOUT THE NECESSARY LEGAL LICENSING . He
does not take his lega l r esp ons ib ilities s er iou sly.

« Bin Laden » T ukey became embittered and vengeful, and unable to accept his obvious incompetence.
To this day, he refuses to take responsibility for the utter and inexplicable demise of his company. In-
stead, he prefers lashing out and defaming former competitors, and the pest control product industry.

« Bin Laden » T ukey concocts MYTHS , DECEPTIONS , FEAR–MONGERING , FRAUDULENT LIES ,


MISCONCEPTIONS , COERCION , THREATS , TERROR, and PARANOID CONSPIRACIES to SCAM
and DECEIVE the public into believing that families are in some NON–EXISTENT danger with conven-
tional pest control products.

« Bin Laden » T ukey also SCAMS Government Officials into believing that it is necessary to legislate
NEEDLESS , S ENSELESS , and MALICIOUS prohibition of FEDERALLY LEGAL , SCIENTIFICALLY
SAFE , TOTALLY IRREPLACEABLE , and ABSOLUTELY INDISPENSABLE conventional pest control
products.

« Bin Laden » T u key has NO competent expertise, recognized training, or successful background, in
matters concerning turfgrass management and pest control products.

Overall, « Bin Laden » T ukey is blatantly and consistently W RO NG with his opinions and recommen-
dations.

Overall, « Bin Laden » T ukey’s expertise cannot be valid, otherwise, he would NOT have managed an
unlicensed lawn care business into inexplicable failure and bankruptcy.

Overall, the opinions of « Bin Laden » T ukey are VALUELESS and WORTHLESS in matters concern-
ing the maintenance of turfgrasses.

His opinions are equally VALUELESS and WORTHLESS in matters concerning pest control products.

He is NOT COMPE T E NT to give advice !

In 2009, « Bin Laden » concocted an AMATEUR HOME–MADE VIDEO called « A Terrorist Reac-
tion ».

« Bin Laden » uses the same strategies as his namesake Osa ma ... and he st ill does not take his
lega l r es p ons ib ilit ies s er ious ly.
« Bin Laden » T ukey spreads Environmental–Terror throughout the continent, and then SLITHERS
back to his posh estate in Maine with the P RO FIT S he collects from his acts of Enviro–Terror.

« Bin Laden » organizes P RE SE NT AT IONS– F OR– PROFIT of an AMATEUR HOME–MADE


VIDEO called « A Terrorist Reaction », at least two or thr ee times per week. Or more !

« Bin Laden » T ukey collects his P ROFIT S mostly I N CAS H under the guise of « donations ».

It has been estimated that « Bin Laden » T ukey collects between 5,000 to 10,000 dollars for every
PRE SE NT AT ION–F O R–P RO FIT of the AMATEUR HOME–MADE VIDEO called « A Terrorist
Reaction ».

At the conclusion of every one of his presentations, « Bin Laden » upsells his audiences with the S ALE –
FO R–P ROFIT of HUGE BO XE S of videos and books. He even signs his books.

« Bin Laden » also recommends several BO G US Green Alternatives that are SOLD–FOR–PROFIT by
his own Enviro–Terror–Suppliers.

« Bin Laden » is also PAID–F O R–P ROFIT for his SPEECHES and PRESENTATIONS .

« Bin Laden » is also P AID–FO R– P ROFIT for his UNREGISTERED LOBBYING of local Govern-
ment Officials wherever he travels.

« Bin Laden » T ukey also SNEAKS into Cana da with a bunch of lies, scare tactics, and innuendos, and
collects tens of thousands of dollars, with his Canadian co–conspirators, in the SA LE –FO R–
PROFIT of videos, books, presentations, and unregistered lobbying.

« Bin Laden » T ukey appears to have not changed his business strategies since the dismal failure of his
illegal lawn care business. He still does not take his legal r esp ons ib ilit ies s er ious ly.

It is alleged that « Bin Laden » and his Ca nadia n co–conspirators collect tens of thousands of dol-
lars WITHOUT PAYING TAXES to the Canadia n government.

It is alleged that « Bin Laden » is being PAID–FOR–PROFIT by his Cana dian co–conspirators to inter-
fere with the court challenges against his Enviro–Maniac friends and their Environmental–Terror–
Organizations in the Pr ovinces of O ntar io and Qu eb ec.

It is believed that T ukey ought to be banned from entry into Cana da, since he is clearly trying to SUB-
VERT the Canadian justice system, as well as trying to AVOID the payment of taxes.

It is believed that T ukey ought to be investigated by Taxation Agencies in both the United States and
Canada.
S PEAKER EXTOLS
ORGANIC LAWN CARE

April 13 t h , 2010

Andrew Chisholm

The Guardian ( Prince Edward Island )

If more Islanders move toward [ bogus ] organic lawn care, the re-
sult will be healthier [ ?! ?! ] according to Paul Tukey, a [ so–
called ] expert on organics who spoke in Charlottetown.

B A C KGRO U ND I NFO RM A TI O N F RO M A N I NDE P E NDE NT P E RS P EC TI V E ―


T U KE Y H A S NO C O M P E T E N T E X P E R T IS E , R E C O G N IZ E D T R A IN I N G , O R S U C -
C E S S F U L B A C K G R O U N D , IN M A T T E R S C O N C E R N IN G T U R F G R A S S M A N A G E M E N T
AND P EST CON TR O L PR O DU CTS . T U KE Y IS B L A T A N T L Y A N D C O N S IS T E N T L Y
W RO N G W IT H H IS O P IN I O N S A N D R E C O M M E N D A T IO N S . H IS E X P E R T IS E C A N -
N O T B E V A L I D , O T H E R W IS E , H E W O U L D NO T H A V E M A N A G E D A N U N L IC E N S E D
LAWN CA RE B U S IN E S S IN T O INEXP LICABLE F A IL U R E AND BAN KR UP TC Y.
OVERALL, T H E O P IN I O N S O F « B IN L A D E N » T U KE Y ARE VALUELESS AND
W O RTH L ES S IN M A T T E R S C O N C E R N I N G T H E M A IN T E N A N C E O F T U R F G R A S S E S
AND THE USE O F PES T C ONTRO L PR O DU CTS . H E IS NO T C O M P E TE NT T O
G IV E A D V I C E !
[ U.S. Journalist and Environmental–Terrorist ] Paul Tukey was
giving a presentation on the [ so–called ] benefits of going organic
to a group of about 70 people at Farm Centre.

B A C KGRO U ND I NFO RM A TI O N F RO M A N I NDE P E NDE NT P E RS P EC TI V E ―


E A C H P E R S O N IS A S K E D T O D O N A T E A T L E A S T TE N DO L L A RS F O R T H E P R IV I-
L E G E O F V IE W IN G A N A M A T E U R H O M E – M A D E V I D E O . M A N Y P E O P L E G IV E U P
T O TW E NTY DO L L A RS , A N D S O M E T IM E S M O RE . I N CA S H ! I N A D D I T IO N ,
T H E H A P L E S S M E M B E R S O F T H E A U D IE N C E A L S O P U R C H A S E B O O K S A N D V I D -
EOS. TUKEY C O L L E C T E D U P T O 5 0 0 0 DO L L A R S F O R E V E RY E V E N T , M O S TL Y
I N C A S H , A N D TA X – F RE E !

According to Tukey ―

<< It’s wonderful to see the kind of enthusiasm


that was demonstrated here today. This real
enthusiasm, you can feel it, people are excited
about it. >>

Saturday’s event was one of seven presentations planned for


Tukey’s four–day stop in the province.
B A C KGRO U ND I NFO RM A TI O N F RO M A N I NDE P E NDE NT P E RS P EC TI V E ―
T U K E Y W A S P A I D F O R E A C H E V E N T , A N D W A S A L L O W E D T O U P S E L L A U D I-
E N C E S W I T H H IS B O O K S A N D V I D E O S . V IR T U A L L Y ALL TRANSAC TIONS WERE
CON DU CTE D W ITH CASH, AND TUKE Y F L E W B A C K T O H IS P O S H E S T A T E W IT H
TE NS O F TH O U S A NDS O F DO L L A RS O F TA X – FRE E M O N E Y .

The P.E.I. Environmental Health Co–op and the Department of


Environment are hosting the events to educate Islanders about the
province’s pesticide ban that is now in effect.

B A C KGRO U ND I NFO RM A TI O N F RO M A N I NDE P E NDE NT P E RS P EC TI V E ―


INVESTOR AN D TAX–PAYE R M ONE Y WAS S QUA NDE RE D IN P R E S E N T I N G T H E
U N B A L A N C E D , B IA S E D , A N D R A D IC A L E N V I R O – M A N IA C S I D E O F T H E IS S U E S
AROUN D THE A LLEGE D DANGER O F PES T CO NTR OL P RO DU C TS.

Marion Copleston, [ Enviro–Maniac ] President of the co–opera-


tive, said her [ Environmental–Terror ] Organization received a
sense of hope from the crowd and believes more Islanders will do
the right thing by switching to organic lawn maintenance.

According to Copleston ―

<< The problems with the pesticides are seri-


ous and there’s no reason not to use the alter-
native products. >>
[ Enviro–Maniac and Prohibitionist ] Environment Minister Rich-
ard Brown was in attendance Saturda y. He said he learned a lot
from listening to the discussion involving members from the public
after Tukey’s presentation.

According to Brown ―

<< Just to have people’s input today was excel-


lent because I learned a lot of things today. >>

B A C KGRO U ND I NFO RM A TI O N F RO M A N I NDE P E NDE NT P E RS P EC TI V E ―


AS AN E N V IR O – M A N IA C – G O V E R N M E N T – O F F I C I A L , B R O W N L E A R N E D H O W T O
C O N C O C T M Y TH S , DE C E P TI O NS , F E A R– M O NGE RI NG , F RA U DU L E NT L I E S ,
M I S C O NC E P TI O NS , C O E RC I O N , TH RE A TS , TERRO R , A N D P A RA NO I D C O N-
S P I RA C I E S T O S C A M A N D DE CE I V E T H E P U B L I C IN T O B E L I E V IN G T H A T F A M I-
L IE S A R E I N S O M E NO N– E X I S TE NT D A N G E R W I T H C O N V E N T I O N A L P E S T C O N -
TRO L P RO DU C TS.

Some people in the audience said the province’s new ban does not
go far enough to protect Islanders and said they would rather see a
list of allowable lawn products introduced.

[ Enviro–Maniac ] Copleston said her [ Enviro–Terror ] Organiza-


tion has been pushing the government to enforce a list of allowable
products so lawn care companies could only use what is on the ap-
proved list.
She said the current legislation is very limited and allows a lot of
harmful chemicals to be sprayed, with the exception of the contro-
versial 2,4–D chemical which is now banned, except for on golf
courses.

According to Copleston ―

<< Lawn care guys still use everything except


2,4–D where if you have a list of permitted
products they can only use the [ so–called safe
products ] . >> [ Wrong ! ]

U .S . J O U R N A L IS T AND E N V I R O N M E N T A L – T E R R O R IS T P A U L T U K E Y S E L L S A N D S IG N S H U N -
D R E D S O F C O P I E S O F H IS B O O K S A N D V I D E O S A F T E R M A K I N G H IS P R E S E N T A T IO N . HE EVEN
D R E S S E S H I M S E L F T O L O O K L IK E « T R A I L E R – P A R K – E N V IR O – T R A S H » T O D E C E IV E P E O P L E
IN T O B E L IE V I N G T H A T H E IS N O T R I C H , W H IL E C O L L E C T I N G T E N S O F T H O U S A N D S O F D O L -
L A R S , P R E F E R A B L Y IN C A S H , A N D TAX–FREE .
FORCE OF NATURE IS A SERIES OF E–NEWSLETTERS DESTINED FOR THE GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY, THE ENVIRONMENTAL TERROR
MOVEMENT, GOVERNMENTS, AND THE M EDIA, NATIONWIDE ACROSS CANADA, THE UNITED STATES, AND OVERSEAS. T HE INFORMA-
TION PRESENTED IN FORCE OF NATURE HAS BEEN DEVELOPED FOR THE EDUCATION AND ENTERTAINMENT OF THE READER BY PROVIDING
A SEQUENCE OF HISTORICAL EVENTS WITH COMMENTARY. T HE WHOLE TRUTH F ROM AN INDEPENDENT P ERSPECTIVE !

FORCE OF N ATURE IS THE BRAINCHILD OF WILLIAM H. GATHERCOLE AND HIS ENTOURAGE. NORAH G IS ACTUALLY AN ACRONYM FOR
THE STABLE OF ANONYMOUS PRODUCERS AND WRITERS THAT CONTRIBUTE TO THIS E– NEWSLETTER AND HAVE NOW REPLACED MR.
GATHERCOLE. THEY CONSIST OF PEOPLE FROM THE FOLLOWING INDUSTRIES : DISTRIBUTION, FERTILIZER, GOLF, LAWN CARE, MANU-
FACTURING, M UNICIPAL, N URSERY, AND ORCHARD. MANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE LEADERS IN THEIR OWN INDUSTRIES. T HE OPINIONS
EXPRESSED IN FORCE OF NATURE, EVEN THOUGH FROM AN INDEPENDENT PERSPECTIVE, MAY NOT REFLECT THOSE OF EVERYONE IN
THE GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY. FORCE OF NATURE MAY SOMETIMES BE VERY IRREVERENT AND FEARLESS WITH THESE E–NEWSLETTERS .
ALTHOUGH FORCE OF NATURE APPEARS TO BE ANTI ENVIRONMENT MOVEMENT, IT IS, IN FACT, SIMPLY A STRONG ADVOCATE FOR THE
MODERN GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY. HOWEVER, THIS POSITION HAS NOT PRECLUDED FORCE OF N ATURE FROM CRITICIZING THE GREEN
SPACE INDUSTRY ITSELF.

WILLIAM H. GATHERCOLE IS A PRINCIPAL FOUNDER OF THE MODERN PROFESSIONAL LAWN CARE INDUSTRY IN BOTH ONTARIO AND
QUEBEC. HE HOLDS A DEGREE IN HORTICULTURE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF GUELPH , AND ANOTHER PURE AND APPLIED SCIENCE DE-
GREE FROM MCGILL UNIVERSITY. HE HAS WORKED IN VIRTUALLY ALL ASPECTS OF THE GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY, INCLUDING GOLF
AND PROFESSIONAL LAWN CARE, AND HAS SERVED IN PUBLIC AFFAIRS, WORKPLACE SAFETY, AND ENVIRONMENTAL COMPLIANCE. MR.
GATHERCOLE HAS SUPERVISED, CONSULTED, PROGRAMMED, AND/OR OVERSEEN THE EXECUTION OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF
PEST CONTROL APPLICATIONS IN THE URBAN LANDSCAPE. HE HAS TRAINED, INSTRUCTED, AND CONSULTED WITH THOUSANDS OF TURF
MANAGERS AND TECHNICIANS. MR. GATHERCOLE HAS ALSO BEEN AN AGRICULTURAL AGRONOMIST. FOR MANY YEARS, MR. GATHER-
COLE WAS A CONTRIBUTING COLUMNIST FOR TURF & RECREATION M AGAZINE, CANADA’S T URF AND GROUNDS MAINTENANCE AU-
THORITY. MR. GATHERCOLE IS NOW RETIRED FROM FORCE OF NATURE, ALTHOUGH HIS NAME CONTINUES TO APPEAR AS THE FOUNDER.

MR. GATHERCOLE HAS FOLLOWED THE EVOLUTION OF ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORISM FOR OVER A QUARTER CENTURY. HIS INVOLVE-
MENT IN ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES REACHED A FEVERED PITCH IN THE 1990S, WHEN HE ORCHESTRATED, WITH HIS COLLEAGUES, LEGAL
ACTION AGAINST THE FORCES OF ENVIRONMENTAL EVIL IN THE TOWN OF HUDSON, QUEBEC. FOR FIFTEEN YEARS, THE STRATEGIES
DESIGNED AND IMPLEMENTED BY MR. GATHERCOLE AND HIS COLLEAGUES GUARANTEED THE CONTROL OF ENVIRONMENTAL TERROR
FOR THE ENTIRE MODERN GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY ACROSS CANADA. MR. GATHERCOLE IS PERSONALLY CREDITED FOR CRAFTING THE
GOLF INDUSTRY EXCEPTION STATUS , THAT ENDURES TO THIS DAY. HE IS ALSO THE CREATOR OF THE SIGNS THAT ARE NOW USED FOR
POSTING AFTER APPLICATION. HIS VAST KNOWLEDGE OF OUR LONG JOURNEY WITH ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES IS UNDENIABLE. (HOPE-
FULLY !)

FORCE OF N ATURE IS THE INSTRUMENT OF NATIONAL ORGANIZATION RESPONDING AGAINST HUJE THAT SEEK TO TERRORIZE, HARM,
AND THREATEN THE GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY (NORAHG) BY ROUTINELY CONCOCTING FEAR MONGERING, FRAUDULENT LIES, MIS-
CONCEPTIONS , COERCION, THREATS , DECEPTIONS, TERROR, AND PARANOID CONSPIRACIES THAT ARE DESIGNED TO SCAM AND
DECEIVE THE PUBLIC INTO BELIEVING THAT FAMILIES ARE IN SOME NONEXISTENT DANGER WITH CONVENTIONAL PEST CONTROL PROD-
UCTS. T HEY ALSO SCAM AND DECEIVE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS INTO THE NEEDLESS, SENSELESS, AND MALICIOUS PROHIBITION OF
FEDERALLY LEGAL, SCIENTIFICALLY SAFE, TOTALLY IRREPLACEABLE, AND ABSOLUTELY INDISPENSABLE CONVENTIONAL PEST
CONTROL PRODUCTS. E NVIRO MANIAC ACTIVISTS ARE IDENTIFIED ON THE BASIS OF THEIR STATEMENTS, ACTIVITIES, AFFILIATIONS, AND
WHEREABOUTS. EVEN THOUGH EACH ENVIRO MANIAC CULPRIT IS A MISGUIDED ADVERSARY, EACH STILL DESERVES OUR RESPECT. T HE
USE OF THE TERMS M ANIAC, CULPRIT, T ERRORIST, OR BASTERD ARE NOT ACCUSATIONS OF ANY LEGAL WRONG DOING. FORCE OF N A-
TURE IS SIMPLY HOLDING ENVIRO–MANIAC–ACTIVISTS ACCOUNTABLE FOR CONSPIRING TO CHANGE PUBLIC POLICIES THAT TERRORIZE ,
HARM, AND THREATEN THE GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY. THEIR PRETENTIOUS PROHIBITIONIST RANTS HAS CREATED LOSS OF REVENUES ,
BUSINESS FAILURES , BANKRUPTCY, AND UNEMPLOYMENT, INFLICTING DESPAIR AND DESTITUTION FOR THOUSANDS OF HAPLESS
VICTIMS THROUGHOUT THE GREEN SPACE I NDUSTRY. T HE DEPRAVED INDIFFERENCE OF MANIAC CULPRIT T ERRORIST BASTERDS IS
VIEWED AS A FORM OF TERROR, HARM, AND THREAT AGAINST THE GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY. ADDITIONALLY, FORCE OF NATURE IN-
SPIRES PEOPLE TO BELIEVE THAT ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORISM CAN BE STOPPED ! T HE EVENTS, CHARACTERS, COMPANIES, AND OR-
GANIZATIONS, DEPICTED IN THIS DOCUMENT ARE NOT ALWAYS FICTITIOUS. ANY SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD,
MAY NOT BE COINCIDENTAL. ALL DOCUMENT EXCERPTS AND PICTURES CONTAINED IN FORCE OF NATURE WERE FOUND SOMEWHERE ON
THE INTERNET. T HESE DOCUMENTS AND PICTURES ARE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN, SERVING ONE OF THE FOLLOWING PURPOSES : ARCHIVE,
EDUCATION, PROMOTION, PUBLICITY, OR PRESS RELEASE.

THE FOLLOWING FORCE OF NATURE DOCUMENTS ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE ― ● A LOOK AT ● ALBERTA CONSPIRACY ● BRITISH
COLUMBIA CONSPIRACY ● CANADIAN ASSOCIATION OF P HYSICIANS FOR THE E NVIRONMENT ● CANADIAN CANCER SOCIETY ● CA-
NADIAN ENVIRONMENTAL LAW ASSOCIATION ● CARNAGE ● CONSEQUENCES ● CULPRIT ● DAVID S UZUKI FOUNDATION ● DATING
SERVICES FOR E NVIRO M ANIACS ● DDT AND POLITICIZED SCIENCE ● D EATH AND THE ENVIRONMENTAL T ERROR MOVEMENT ● EN-
VIRO PROFIT ● ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORISTS UNMASKED ● F ERTILIZER T ERROR ● HERO ● J UNE IRWIN, THE CLOWN OF J UNK S CI-
ENCE ● KAZIMIERA J EAN COTTAM ● LANDSCAPE TRADES CAPITULATE ● LYING SAC OF ENVIRO–MANIAC CWAP ● MYTH–BUSTING
● NEEDLESS HYSTERIA ● N EW BRUNSWICK CONSPIRACY ● N EWFOUNDLAND CONSPIRACY ● NOVA SCOTIA CONSPIRACY ● ON-
TARIO CONSPIRACY ● ORGANIC F ERTILIZERS ● PARANOID T HEORIES ● PESTICIDE FREE BC ● PETS AND LAWN CARE CHEMICALS ●
POSITIVE WAVES ● PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND CONSPIRACY ● QUEBEC CONSPIRACY ● RACHEL CARSON, THE QUEEN OF JUNK SCIENCE
● REINING A T ERRORIST REACTION ● S ALMON ARM BC CONSPIRACY ● SATIRE ● T ERROR NEVER ENDS ● T HE 9/11 ERA OF THE
GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY ● T HE BIN LADEN OF ENVIRO T ERROR, PAUL T UKEY ● T HE F AILURE OF INTEGRATED P EST MANAGEMENT ●
THE LOOMING GOLF INDUSTRY S HIPWRECK ● THE INDUSTRY STRIKES BACK ● T HE MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT CANCER ● THE NA-
TIONAL ANNIHILATION OF THE MODERN GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY ● T HE WISDOM OF BILL BELL ● T HE WISDOM OF DRYSDALE ● T HE
WISDOM OF HEALTH CANADA ● T HE WISDOM OF HOLLAND ● T HE WISDOM OF LOWES ● THE WISDOM OF MAINS ● THE WISDOM OF
THE SOLOMONS ● UPDATE ● WARNING ● ASK FOR A COPY OF ANY BACK ISSUE OF FORCE OF N ATURE TODAY. READ ALL ABOUT
ENVIRO MANIAC ACTIVISTS AND THEIR ENVIRONMENTAL T ERROR ORGANIZATIONS IN FORCE OF NATURE ! T HE WHOLE TRUTH FRO M
AN INDEPENDENT P ERSPECTIVE ! FORCE OF N ATURE IS TOTALLY INDEPENDENT OF ANY TRADE ASSOCIATION OR BUSINESS OPERATING
WITHIN THE GREEN SPACE INDUSTRY. DON’T THANK US . IT’S A PUBLIC SERVICE.

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