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School Revie~ is produced and arranged as a
service to Bayshore High School by the Magazine
class. Along ~ith publ ishing the students and l
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Editor-Cindee Spahr
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Business Manager-Christina ~yer
Bookkeeper-Any Byerly
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ColumnsiAndrea Harino
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PA[1F~lES
By: Amy Byerly
likes be i Ilg toge thu • hobbies and pastimes? Q. What are sCJne of your'
O. what do you do in your fre~ A• ] 1i .: II! to IlJOr ~ IN i t h Peop 1e , hobbit~ and pastimes?
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pr'of i I ~ Bi r·d being named as a princess to of my favorih pastilTleS include
the football homecomin9 court. reading, traveling, and walKing
1/11 always remember that ride . on the beach.
on the gold conuertible
My name is Ellen Bays cadi 11 ac.
Bird. hav~ never had a I consider myself as a
nickn~e. My birthplace was teacher who is genuinely PROFILE lATE
Btck~ly, We~t Virginia where my interested in stUdents'
mother still resides. I am one learning as much as possible
of 7 childr~n; therefore, 1 was with the idea that learning is
neuer lonely in my childhood. an on-going process. It makes
1 haue 5 sisters and 1 brother. me happy to work with students Full name: Tate Vol ino
1 im the mother of a son who are eager to learn. My NicK nime: Tater Tot
and dauQhter. Both ar~ colle9~ philosophy is that school is of Birth place: libertyville.
graduates; they are al so great importance to 'everyone III in('is
Bayshore High School graduates. fo~ it lays the foundation to Birth date: July 10, 1971
I haue 2 louely granddaughters. future success. My desire is Age: 14
One is 3 years of age and the that all stud~nts realize the Q. HC~"'J wou 1d YOU descr i be
other is 18 months. importance of using their time yourself?
As a teenager, 1 was wisely to learn as much as A. I am s.hort, i nte 11 i ger.t and
inquisitive, conuersatiue, and possible. In order to be humorolJs
studious. I had many friends well-rounded individuals, I Q. What are sc~e qual ities YOU
and enjoyed having a good time. feel that students should look for in a friend'
1 played on th~ girl's partiCipate in school A. I like a person who has a
basketball te~ in high school. activities and show an interest good personality and ~njoys the
1 was actively involued in in the total school program. same things as I do.
school activities which Bayshore has a lot to offer, Q. What are some qual ities YOU
included FBLA, NHS, and Quill and I hope our students will look for in a 9i rlfriend?
and Scroll. I had four years take advantage of their A. I : IKe a girl who is highh'
of Journali9m in high school opportunities to explore and attrartiue and fun to be with.
and serued as editor of my learn. I ~ a dedicated Q. l~hat are sane of Y('ur
school's newspap~r during my teacher who strives t~ provide f is Uc1r i te hobb i esl pas time !:.•
senior year. I am proud to say meaningful learning experiences A. 1 en,joy golfing and pla.}'in,)
that ~y school's newspaper won for my students. tenni !:.•
the Inter Scholastic Press I haue taught at Bayshore Q. What is your goal in 1ih?
Association Award under my High School for 12 years since A. To become rich and to be rt
editorship. Our newspaper was its inceptfbn in 1974. Before cc,rporah 1awyer or i nuestmen t
ranked as Number t in the that, I taught at Hanatee High ba.nker.
state. I still enjoy writing School. I taught 6 years in Q. What classes are YOU taking?
as a hobby; poetry is one of my Dade County. My past experience A. CiVics, English honors.
spec i alti es. inuolues te~thing in the North Spani!:.h, rrrixed chorus~ Advannd
I graduated as Carolina and West Virginia BiolQ9).·~ P.E., and G@(CI\"tr·y.
Valedictorian of my senior School Sysems.
class. Upcn graduation fran J was married to my
high school, 1 entered Concord coll~ge sweetheart for 24 y~ars
College in Athens, West until he suddenly went to his
Virginia where I received my heauenly home. We had a happy
teaching degree in Business rrrarr i age. My husbar.d was an
Education and English. I outstanding minister who was
earned ITtY Mas hr s Degree in
I
loved by everyone. He was an
Curriculum, and Vocational honor graduate of Duke
Business Education .rom the Un i uersity.
University of South Florida. Presently, ~ teaching
One o. the highlights of Shorthand, Business
my high school career was the C~munications, Typing 1, and
night 1 r~ceivpd thp honor of Pratical Business SKills. Some
Bayshore Newsl I
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he has been home for
Dear Editor Cind@e, an hour. Wi lly, on
the other hand,
1 feel that the school never does anything
\ prouides unsatisfying lunches. he is told to do and
1 feel that we should be giuen One of the h.~.s a serious
th~ opportunity and new shows for spring
responsibility to leaue the is Valerie. It is
campus for lunch and return at a interesting family
a designated time. show that is similar
I know the teachers and to The Cosby Show
staff feel this program could in the respect that
not work out, but I feel we it avoids using the
should b@ allowed a chance. standard family
programming cl iches,
Concerned, such as teen-age
pr-egrlancy,
Joe Westerman homclsexlJal i ty,
drugs, divorce, etc.
The ~-how is
suppor-ted by an
excellent cast. It
stars Valerie Harper
as the titl~
character and mother
Dear Edi tor Ci nd@e J
of three boys. Her
husband is usua 11 y
I am wri,ting this letter away because he is
concerning the use of soda an airl ine pilot, so
machines in the school to be when a decision is
used by the students. First of made, it is almost
atl, the use of soda machines always made by her.
during sumner school, year Her oldest son,
after year, indicates that such Dav i d, is P 1 ayo? d bv (I r· ::1 b 1 Eo m 1.1•.1 i th
a machine does not interfere
:with school work. Neither does
Jason Bateman and =..: :t r t : r, ,:) ~: 1 .:.
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Even thoUQh YOU miQht nevp,
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have actual 1y ~pen snGW b"fort', '
I'm sure you havp heard 0'
yraouation ~ki
in
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many
It
l'nd ~est ~lJllizqes CCfiu CCfiqe ~ tun t sk i i n9. You c:.k i dC...JrI
bumpy hills that are very steep
a.nd you do di fferent acr·obat i c
moves.
Now that YOU kn~~ a llttl~ ~
more about ski ing, ned time
YCIU go north for a. vacation yot.:
should try it. If you don't;
knclN h~, you could ilway~. take
1essons.
CLASSES :;~O@~
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Elections
Student Council had their
elections for next years
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Oh She i 1a ••.
This last quarter of
school has got me in a tizzy!
Oh She i 1 a ••• It seems everything is
My problem is probably happening all at once! A.P.
very common, but I don't know t est So , fin a I exams, prom, etc.
what to do about it. There's a PLUS all my regular work, not
gUY that sits behind me in my I to mention a Job. There just
math class that I like a lot, doesn't seem to be enough time
but I'm afraid to ask him out, for it all anymore, and I don't
or even talk to him! I feel know what to do! I just feel
silly about being so afraid, like giving it all up and
but I can't help it. What can sticking my head in the oven!
you suggest? Signed,
Signed, Sick of it
Afraid of rejection
Dear Afraid,
In this day and age of
women's liberation, it's
surprising how common your Dear Sick,
problem is. You have to Fir s t of all, I don" t
overcome your fears and at recommend sticking your head in
least strike up a conversation the oven. It won't solve
with him. Ask him what he got anything and most ovens today
on the last test for starters, are electric anyWay. Try to
or compare notes with him for budget your time a little
the next quiz. By just talking be t t e r , de c i de wh a t t ak e s
with him, you'll become more priority (face it: passing
comfortable around him, and it Engl ish is more important than
will be a lot easier to ask him practicing for Mixed Chorus!).
out to a movie next Saturday. If yOU know there's a big math
Have courage; the worst he can test next Thursday and you'll
do is say no! probably have a lot of homework
Wednesday night, study Tuesday
night. Above all, HANG IN
THERE! The year is almost
over, so don't give up now!
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-- A. batteries
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-- C. ~avorite bookslp~t~t~
-- 0, alarm clock
-- E. iron
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-- G. pill (1JI
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The Barshore News and School Review proudly presents
its winners in the areas of poetry, prose and art. These
selections were chosen as the best art and literature from the
Poetr·y -
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literature
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Poems 04 Probl ems Tt.oJi 9 22
A Late- ROH K.S.P. 24
The Tale of One-E~ed Ben ~.S.P. 26
The Cha I I enoe Le i a Kn i gh t 28
1h", Game of -U fe K.S.F-. 23
L:I.£ t G"odbye- Pa t 1.1 i l l i rl gt. am
.J;.nuar)' 24 le i:l Kn i ah t 30
.hrIlJiU')' 25 A C€' I E'br it:., 30
Repeating All Alone Twig
For You 1/.'; . F •
Hc.ylulTI F'at Wi Il'inoha.m
Ppath Comes But Once a Year Jerry Luca~
t3r ~dlJat i on TlrJi 9 3~:
The Concert K.S.P. 40
'Jn tit led L. B. G. 40
The I"a)' I Fe-e-I Kim 41
Untitle-d Chaz 41
The Masquerad~ K.S.P. 41
1,londer i ng lora K i pp 42
Unti tIed Chaz 42
Ur, tit led L. B. G. 44
1Ii)"-So-F~mous Quoh"~ Bob Su~srTl;,.n 4·~
Iti Ami oa Cha;: 46
The Flame leia Kniaht 46
F~£ol ina love TtoJio - 46
Cha.pte~ 2 11ar;t 47
Starina Cr·azlly T",it;j 49
To Sla~ a Dragon K.S:P. 50
T~oJO Numbers K. S. P. 51
Fa~t. Present, and Future Tatjana Thompson 51
RIJnawa)" Anonymous 53
Beauty Jsn't Everything laurl Henard 55
art
artist page f:t
Denise t-Iessina 22
Paul Arnold 23
Powl Arnold 24
Jod)' Hercer 25
"';imberl y Lovens 26
P~ul Ar'no I d 27
Darren Falterman 28
~\rtna 8ml th 29
P'lul Arnold 30
Jefof Ben t 1>' 3t
Bob Sussm~n 33
P ..-.lJI Arnold 36
S .. rbara BaKer 37
Andrea t1ar I no 38
Linda Riley 38
Paul Arnold 39
C~rmen Ferhm~n 40
Anna Smi th 41
Ke I I)' CroC/han 42
Shawn lew;tlen 42
['eni':e Nessina 43
P... ul Arnold 45
Car I a Hark I ewi cz 47
Faul Arnold 48
Cindy Roosevelt 51
Bob SUSSlTr"n 52
JO>'ce Si zemor e 53
Li nda R i I lOY 54
Sandra Se I her 54
"'1~tt Braunstein 54
"Iatt Braunstein 56
P~.u 1 Arnot d 57
Alana Murray 58
ClaUdine Best 58
*CORRECTJON*
The poem on page 45 of the third issue of BayShore News and School
Review was Incorrectly credited to "The Bum '86". The actual author
~haz". W. apologize for this err·or.
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A LATE ROSE
Today he brought her roses.
He never had before.
A silent tear rolled down his cheek
onto the jacket that he wore.
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The Challenge
Life is a game.
Survival of the fittest.
Constant struggle.
Between man and D~stjny.
Life is a game.
DCI nClt pass GO.
Do not collect $200.
Quitting is death.
Too high a price-even for.
The game of Life.
K.S.P.
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28 /5~r,ool Review
Last Goodbye
The light just reaches
•
Carlisle's camper,
My father's light
!1l)hines set fast on a nearby knoll
awaiting visitors
in the rolling night
who never came back
woodlands of north Georgia,
a white, gauzy puff
and never would again.
The child .. ·sized windows
c ar·essi ng the front 1 awn,
drive, on this time machine
the narrow clay-and-gravel reflect the motor-driven
antenna atop the
roadway bf~l ow.
trailer's eastern end~
its fingers reaching out
His house, a trailer double-wide,
for company in this lonely plac~
sits nestled into the
with no family nearby.
graceful slope
of a pine-covered mountain,
And in the dim morning light
an acre or two
under the glow of
of deep-red rocky soil
his night light still
i-l11 his own.
filtering through new leaves
we said goodbye,
The light
his three legs unsteady
falls onto his red-(once green)
on the rocky path,
wood walls, and spills too
the curled little finger
on the rising tide of
in our hand.hake,
green grass lapping the island
the fast-moving sad eyes
of pumphouse and well
1:\ r" t:..j c "" 1 at i n 9
out back.
what c:)ur thi.n speech
could not.
Real chrome bumpers
on the tortured old Ford
'F'. Wi 11 i ngham
--"they don't. make 'em lil·::t?
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they used to"-
reflect his light,
and the car, itself a reminder
of heartier though less peaceful
times, awaits prolonged service
on the gravel parkway_
One leg of
a worn old lawn chair
replaced this April
by a loving daughter
shines out from under
the aluminum roof protecting
a plain wooden deck
that serves as a platform
for entry into a lifetime
of countless dreams.
It is time to move on
new stages await;
a closet full of costumes
waiting in the wings
A Celebrity
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DEATH Clt1ES BUT ~CE A YEAR the night before. He is said to be extremely
by: Jerry Lucas CIIS--SiI!:Z:IiD dangerous •• -
DJ want to hear music, not n~s about
-Come on, Laura, it'll be perfect." a woman who got sliced!- He reached over and
T~ stood with his back against the wall, and turned the radio station. He stopped at 95
Laura stood before him. It was lunch time at and Zeppelin was playing. Nice, he thought,
school the day before the long awaited that's more like it. He laid back down, and
Christmas break. glanced at the clock-5:00. Great, he
ITom, you know my mom would never let thought, two more hours and J'11 be holding
me!- She tried not to get angry, but what he Laura in my arms. It's going to an iWesome
was suggelting was foolishness-utter night ••
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foolishness!
ISo you don't tell her ••• say yodrt Ring.
going to stay the night with Jessica but come "Great, she's bere!' Tom ran to the
over to my house-she'll cover for you. D One foyer, then slowed down and strode the rest
point for Tom. of thf way to the ~oor. He ~ut his hand on
-I don't know,1 there was still somt the knob then he paused a momlnt and looked
doubt in her voice but she was slowly being about the roan, -Fire is going, food is jus.t
convinced. about ready, and I(m excited to no end!- He
lCome on •• ' he wrapped her in his said to hims~lf. Then the door was open
arms, and pulled her close, ~l'll build a No one was there.
fire, make a grtat big dinner. and we'll sit He paused for a second, 'Hello?!'
and talk, and then ~ can ••• • Then he smiled. 'Come on, Laura, stop
Sh. l00ktd up at himrhe didn't like playing ••• D Again he paused awaiting an
that look, lAnd we can do what?' aniWer. He was no longer smiling. 'Hello?'
'Wlll •••whatever tlst we think of He stePPfd outside into the brisk December
doing, Nbat do ya say?· air. He stood on the front walk and looked
·Wlll ••• okay, I gUtss,' and she sank around. DHust be nothing,' he turned,
again to his chest, 81 love you, Tam. D entered the house and slammed the door.
'It'll be perfect, you'll see,· he Ring •
• hispered, kissing the top of her head. He He wasn't even in the living room
had .on! She looked up at him, and their before the doorbell sounded again.
lips met gently. She hugged him DDumb kids!D He turned around to see
tight-something bad is going to happln-she the front door standing wide open. gI'11 get
could feel it. those little s----!- He ran outside and
stood menaCingly on the sid~alk. A figure
'The horribly mutilated corpse of jumped out of the shrubbery and grabbed him
Jane Madison was found today off of U.S. 41 from behind. He whipped around ready to
just north of Palmetto. Her di smembtred body difend him5tlf.
lay in a ditch, her face and torso were laura stood there laughing.
slashed beyond rtcognition. the only positive DDon't do that!!- He yelled. -You
identification is her Florida State driver's know my hands are lethal weapons!!'
liscense which was laying beside her body •• 1 aRight ••• 1 forgot.- She said
Tom lay on his bed dreaming about sarcastically, still laughing. they both
this evening. 'With my mom in Cincinnati] laughed and greeted each other in the usual
won't have a worry in the world,~ he said to manner.
his cat which was laying beside him, 'it will Presently, Tom said, ILet's go inside
be-like totaly awesome ••• a before we freese. D
• ••• the murderer is thought to be
twenty-eight year old Jacob Croone of Acadia, DThat was a fabulous dinner, Tom.-
who escaped from the mental istitution thtre. Laura said as she sat down daintily on the
He was institutional ized Oft December 20, liYing roan sofa. -J didn't know you could
1964, when his parents wert brutally slain cook.'
aYes, I am quite the culinary
genius!D He said acting serious.
"Right, 1 forgot.-
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Tom finished cleaning up the Ddinner started kissing him once more.
miSS' as he callQd it, .and strolled over to
join her on the couch.
a I'm so 91 ad Cbr i stlMS break is
finally here,s Laura sighed.
- No, he thought. it wa, too big to be
the cat, but nON his mind ~15 fully on Laura,
and h. di~i,sed his ill feelings a second
time.
·Yta. D irom agreed as he pulled her 'He slowly pushed her over so that
to him. Their lips met, gently at first then . Laura lay prone on the sofa, ~en a scre~ of
more passiontely- '. terror erupted frCXfl her throat. He hadn't
Crash! the chance ·toturn bef·ore he Nas hur lid
'What in the ~ld was that?' Laura across the rOCD. laura screamed agai n as lCG
pu 11 ed away. . looked in .the direction of the sofa. PI man
II don' t kn .. , it CBmt ffoR'l
in a bloody Santa Claus outfit stood aver the
upstairs ••• it's probably Just the stupid back of the love seat with a knife raised,
cat,D ho reached for hlr again- ready to slash Laura's thro_t. There was a
·You should go sae an~ay,· she said, .of) ick of ,the assailant's wrist and seconds
with 50mi fear sh~ing in her eyes. later Laura WI' partially dtcapitated. 10m
DOkay, I'll be bac~.· was frozen in terror. He watched as the
He climbed the stairs mumbling to knife· ""I r!peatedly raised and brought down
himself, Dsomething always has to ruin a on Laura's corpse·but he couldn't move.
perfect moment, and this time it's the dwnb After a minut! tht ~dcher finisbtd
cat!- He reached the top of the stairs Just his gruesCJDe task. The gore-soaked Santa
in time to see the cat run frDl his moth.r's slowly turned his head to Nhere T~ was. lying
bedroom. Oh no, he thoupt, another broken frozen, to reveal his hideously deformed
lamp. He tntered his mom's room and flicked facial features. Then he started to move
the light ~itch, not expecting the light to tONard Tom, raising the knife higher as he
cent on. The light came on and he saw that approached •••
it .as not the lamp that ~s broken, but INO!1
rather tht large cosmttic mirror over her
bureau. Tom sat up in his bid, torn from his
DHow could the cat have done that?· horror-filled slumber. His cat still lay
he ~ondered, -It looks as jf someone punched next to him. HI sat thlrt panting a, the
it.' Just as. hi had spoken .those words a realization that it ~as just a gory
feeling of dread and ill-fate came over nightmare. He glancld at the clock, 6:45,
him-this hous.e is not safe. The,. ha she'd be here in fifteen minutes. He wiped
disregarded those feelings. INo on~ could the ~at fr~ his br~ and ,lowly got up to
have ~t ten in the house, and btsi efts J'm not prepare for Laura's arrival.
going to ruin this evening!- . He let the cat out then hurriedly
sh~ered and started dinner. It was
DU was only the cat,· Tan said beginning to snow and he could hear the cat
assuredly, DI kicked it f~ you. D at the door squalling to be let in.
oGle thanks, now where were WI?· ·Let it frieze.· He said to no ORI,
al think I remember ••• • remebering the dream.
Ring.
Only minutes had passed when Tan's lhtre was the doorbell-shl's here.
eyes came slOl.1Jly open. Scmething ranatros5 He ran to the door, and pulled it open
the room. He jumped back startled. anxiously. No one was there.
DWhat?8 Laura said, looking lNo. This can't be happening. 1 He
concerned. 501 anmed the door and dead-bol ted it. ·No. •
He stared in the diriction in which He turned around and sank to the floor. ·Why
he thought he 5a111 sauthing. The same me, Lord?·
fetling of ill-fate had returned. Ring.
"Nothing ••• 1 thought I s.scxnethiftg IW jumptd away frma the door and
move ••• but ••• • turned to face it. He paused, regaing his
She lcokQd in the direction in which composure, and finally reached for the
he was staring. al don't see anything, it doorknob.
was probably just the cat again.· She -Who i So it?· lit demanded. There was
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no &RINer, only the beM1 ing of the wind.
'litHo?' Nt unbolted the door, succumbing to
hts curiosity.
Ring.
He flung Dp.D the door. There stood,
OD th. doDrstep, the hideous santa from his
drill, the dtfotmld flCl fOMling a horrifying
smi"1t. His left band CDt up. and Tc:xn could
stt it he Id the frlA 1y decapttattd head of
his girlfriend, Laura, 'her expression was one
of their terror., Th. f i Inddropp.ld the,
sivered bead and said almottt inaudibly, in a
raspin'g voiCt, 'Stltft dreams. ••• •
T.. collapsedto the floor, gibbering
senwlessy, 'and laughing hysterically. Hip,
mind and hfs Laura Mer. both gone.
'With a 'IMaI,' the cat ran'·sbivering
into the house, licked TaD'S face, ind headed
for it'l food diu"
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KISIP,
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L.B.G.
'87
If we meet again,
I'll love you more,
than I did then.
I promise,
I'll always care,
Too lose you, THE MASQUERADE
!"d never dare!
He wears a cloak of unconcern
KIM darkening as he nears her.
She wears a mask of smug content
glowing as he passes.
Beneath his hat hide memories
of long ~orgotten times.
some good, some bad
None escaping for him to see.
The jewels on her gown paint pictures
of a s~emingly distant past
too painful to look at
Held up high.
K.S.P.
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Wondering
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Sitting in a hot classroom
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I see that YOU wonder why I don~t talk
to YOU, I just can~t.... I wonder
i f I did -1 might tell YOU I miss YOu, I
don't want YOU to Know that.
You would love to know that YOU left a void.
I ask around about YOu. J guess a lot
of people wonder why I~m so concerned with
your 1 ife. I wonder why J~m so concerned
about you sometimes.
Do yOU even wonder about me?
LBG
Not-So-F~us Quotes
conp i led by: Bob SusSDan
·Surf NlkedD-a drugged out surfer
IEvtr~ert YOU 90 there's a critic.I-Bob
INo matter where you go, there you are.D-Buckarro Banzai
IHty, there's somtthing supernatural going on around hert.l-the radio
·Oying is easy, telling jokes is hard.l-someone
lIt's too bad Iht ~'t liv~. Then again, who does.?I- a blade runner
II've lost my youthful idoli~.D~il0 Bloom
-My way 04 life is play hard, live fast, and have clean
underwear. I-Dau id Adi son
IAlllwant is. for iffY country is. to lout me as much as I love my
country!!·-John Rambo
lNuke 'rm til they glow, I-Ronald Reagan
AHow to fly: Thr~ yourself at the ground and miss.·~thur Dent
IDon't panicl-the book
IJ'm all for crucifixion!! Nail'~ up, I say!! Nail sam, sense into
thtm!!'-crucifixion supporter
'Eat right, diet, and exercise and you di. an~ay.'-Richard Simmons
'Slink and you'r, mine.I-Sonny Croct,t
IWhat's the point?!?a~ax Headroom
gl don't want to sound negative, but NO!'~ike the cool person
IOH WOW! HEAUV! HEAVY!!8- ne il th, Hippy
'n,il, your bedroom is on fir,!I-Rik and Vivian
IWon't the floor get sticky?'-Rik talking to Vivan
lit's a video na5ty!~·~ivian talking to Rik
IJ'm glad Rik and Vivian told me my bedroom was on fire or J might
haue gone to bed and burned to death in my sleep.~-neil the Hippy
IParty Naked. a dru99pd out party creature
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Hi Amiga.
lh. Flame
The flame
flick.r£ in the wind
5IIoke rises
to the sky
the fllme
swirls around memories
of th, past
in my roan
My ch i 1dhood is be i ng dtstroy.d
by the flame
In the fl.,
1 see a person
dancing in th, light
that person is IIti
I artl be i n9 destror,d
by the flame
Leia Knight
-FEELING LWE-
1'm afrai d now, to ta 1k to you, more than you wi 11 ever know. I t used
to bt C ou 1d tal k to you wit h ou t an y p r ob 1ems, bu t n ow ~h a t J say
comes out all wrong. 1 get nervous and wonder am I looking just
right. ] guess, that] am feel ing love.
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"STARING CRAZILY"
IITwigl.
To Slay a D.... agon
K.S.P.
'86
Two Number's
dedicated to: Bobbie Rom~ngnlno
Past, Present, and Future
Who would ever think
t '",:d :\-';0 r·Jumbl? r·~. C ~u 'SI?' ~.IJ C h p:o. I r, .•.. There are the stars, the moon,
Who could ~uer guess and yet there is the universe.
what Two Numbers stand to gaIn? 1 look around and I see f 1 OINers,
I sme 1 1 t h Eo air, an d I t ou c h
.:Ar~ a. s),mbol
TI ... IO NIJmber's the earth.
by blu~ and gold.
bacK~d In my mind there is peace
Two Numbers are prote(~ion but in this place that I
that make the w~arer bold. exist there is not.
Yesterday, what did 1 do? I
rwo Numbers mean so much cannot r-emember.
but two people matter more. Today, I sit and think. What
Two f'·lumbers ar'e two number,=". sha 11 1 be?
Only that and nothing morp. Bu t tomor-r'ow--l see bloodshed,
I smell death, and I touch th~
Tl.lle- Nljmb~r's ma.Ke it sa f~ sand. There is silence.
t (I ~tl ~:-.' thE' 1 itt 1 e game.
8ec~u~~ lwo Numbers always w~n Tatjana Thompson
and Two Numbers aren't to blame. "88
K.S.P.
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Runaway
The day was warm and bright. but with a touch 04 winter in the
air. As she climbed on her bike. dry leaves scattered across the
pavem.nt. Th. houSit she left behind stood bl~ak in the ye110w light
of fall. Snow would never fall, she thought.
She blftw a looSf' lock of hair from her fac. as her biKe began
rolling. Reaching the end of the driveway, she braced herself for the
long trip aheAd. She might not make it. but her determination ran
fast and deep. If she didn't make itt she would die trying.
It was the fourth day oi her ~y. The savage gleam in her
eye, never dulling. The hair that she so carelessly blew from her
face now hung matted and strings against her scalp. H~r legs and body
were covered with days of sweat and mud. She grimaced, wishing that
she hid 'limit to bathe Of' at least wash her faci. She almost felt that
her spirit and vigor were trapped by the coat of grime.
On the sbcth diY, her legs b&gan tearing down years of built up
muscle. Her arms were bent, even when relaxed, and her hands were
talons, locked into a permanant grip upon the handlebars. She was •
past caring about her filth, and her hair blew into her face
unnoticed. ThR faint burn on h~r face was the rewlt of six steady
da.ys of sun, wind, and increasing cold. The sky held the promise of
snow.
She glanced up at the thicKening sky. The sight scare-d her.
Snow would ruin her plan, a plan that had taken months to work out, a
plan she had staked her IH~ on. She shivlred, not just from the
cold.
She wasn't prepared, not for such a strenuous mission. She was
falling apart, losing ground to insatiable elements. Her strength was
dying.
1t was the seventh day. Her body lay mangled, bleeding a dark
stain on the new pavement. The bike lay there. with one wheel
spiming. The truck stood silent on the curb, the driver fled.
Snow fell gently from the sky, a final defiance
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the price of bringing SatanJs child into the world. And YOU cannot
break your bargain.- With that, the stranger vanished in a cloud of
sulphur and fire. And Ast~a Vale lay terrified in bed all through the
night, pondering and torturing herself for a solution. And when d~n
poked through the windows, she knew what she had to do.
Carefully she got out of bed, walked over to the mirror on the
w~ll and stared at herself. She saw the gleaming wonder and b.auty
that was the face of Astra Vale. Then closing her eyes, she picked up
her sewing shears and steeling herself, drew the sharp points into her
own face over and over again.
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DoC'..\OR
By: Don DeMott
There ''Jere
On Saturday several
April nineteenth, categories from
held at Palma elementary
Sola Bay, was the school, mi ddh
Plastic Boat school, high
Regatta which is school, and
part o~ the above. The races
DeSoto were held in
Ce lebrat ion. heats by the
There were over ages. The
seventy-five entries would
entries and race and at the
fifteen hundred end the winners
people came to frOO'l -e.\ e·,V',~... ta,..y
watch the~·e boats school to high
race. school ages raced
The Regatta to get the
was sponsored by overd.ll wi nner.
Welcraft and Then the 0) der a·
Marine Outlet. ge classes raced
Welcraft took to find the
this event ~ery ouerall winner.
ser i (.us' y by
having twenty to
twenty-five
entries. They
had entries .-~ ........~....;.;;::..
that resembeled .. ~~
their scarab and
sailboats.
p~[3E[Jns...
aD ~ay
·Nasnal nanthum·
By: Shprry St~wart
INainal Lantam D
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OOPS! Right idea; Wrong tune!
ONE NATION~
UNDER GOD:
INVISIBLE. !
WITH LIBERTY
AND
JUSTICE FOR
ALL!
HUMOR AND SATIRE
At the graduation ceremony
of paper.
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Even after we graduate, we still have no rights -
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..• ;ne giant mechanical shark • • • T h ~ mOl.) i e BJ.s· p 1 a. f. e 10..1 ~ ~
: nth e J a.I).J =- t r' i log ::.' IT! .c" :j (. for' IJ n de r
mil 1 i CI rl ~ y' e '$~: ~
(~icknamed "Bruce"), cost $2 i t grossed twice that in its
f1;; i 1 i clrr? fjrst five days of release?
... The f i 1IT! Amer' i can Gr .~I.+il.1i .•• The mOl..' i e ~:~r·a.rne: v:'......
spawned the careers of Richard tJ::"'W'1 p r.:. I"'J ;:-,.~.
b a. ;:. eo don thE'
DreYfuss~ Cindy Will iams, Ron b t? :. t .::.. ell i q 9 n CII.,' Eo 1 b)' A v eo r' )'
Howard, Paul Le Mat, Candy Corman, which itself was based
Clar~, MacKenzie Phillips, upon the real divorce of' Fred
Suzanne Somers, and George l<r·-3.mer·B.nd hi:. custody battle
Lucas? for his three sons?
... Dustin Hoffman tooK • • . p ~. r' ts 0 of ~:!.Q.§' r' IT! ~.•!l_!..l 1.·•.1e r' i:·
three-and-a-half hours Eoveryd~/ fi lmed simul taneouslY wi th
to prepare for his role as §.k1~L.!T.L.:u:!....J 2
Dorothy Michaels in Tootsie?
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8y: Kaylrigh
Charley sighed. This was not turning nDonii 1001< the typetll she -finished for
out to be one of her better weeks. StucK in him.
Harold waited for her to continuet or at
-find a King and some leprechauns. "Really
she thought. "what else can happen?'1
,I
medieval Ireland with a wimpy know-it-all io
least for her to insult him again, but she
didn't say anything. He took a closer look
Having resigned herseH to the fact that 4l.t her ~.S they strode into the forest.
she was going to be here in Ireland for a looking as though they had a specific
while at least, she set herself to the task destina tionf while in fact only wandering.
of figuring out What To Do Next. She took a He was siill wondering about her when he
siep "award, and after nearly tripping over walked into the tree.
Harold. she decided she ought to rouse him to Charley sighed. "Will you watch where
conciousness afore'n someone else did him you'regoing?" she pleaded.
worse. AWhere are we going, and maybe 1'l)
A-fore'n? watch," he snapped, no longer intrigued by
Charley shook her head. CIYou read too her apparent - dare he say it - Knowledge, as
much,u she murmured aloud. IIHarold. get up,,' by the pain in his head.
she said impatiently. He didn't stir. "1 "We're going to find a leprechaun,u she
haven't got all day, you know." she said matter-of-factly. Never mind that they
continued. He still didn't move. "What is x weren't supposed to exist.
equals negative b plus or minus the square "That's crazy," Harold said. "Everyone
root of b squared minus four a c all over two knows they don't exist."
a?CI II Not everyone has been recently told by
liThe quadratic formula, very basic God to find them and help out an Irish l<ing
elementary algebra. what are you talking either," she said. "Eesides, I saw one while
about?" he mumbled. pulling himself up. you were mumbling on about some stupid math
"We've got to find some leprechauns," something. fI
she said. liThe sooner we get this donet the uYou saw one?!" Harold asked
faster we can get home and find a computer incredulously. He was so -flabbergasted he
for you before you go nuts.1t Harold wass missed the fact that she had been mumbling on
still in a daze. but obediently followed about the II math some1hing", a chance to prove
Charley when she started to walk away. He her wrong he rarely came by. "Did it breathe
remembered something about leprechauns, but fire?"
what did the quadratic -formula have to do II Fire?lI Charley said. "leprechauns
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to him. "Do you drink?u sh~ asked. IIShut up and do as you're told!n Charley
"DrinK what?" he asked. said. The leprechaun stopped squirming.
"liquor.1I she sighed. He was supposed aNow, do we or do we not have three wishes?"
.1 Really t must you be so rough on the
to be intelligent?
"Of cour~ not!" he cried indignantly. poor thing?" Harold said.
UWhy, the very idea! It's horrible, it "Harold." Charley began in exasperation,
messes up your mind, you can't thinl<, walk, lido you want to go home'?"
or talk .straight, and besides it's NOT RIGHT! IIWhat are you talking about? You know
Just because you indulge in the habit doesn't He won't stand for - oh, I see,"
mean the rest of the world agrees witrh you. Harold said, finally understanding what
My mother always told me ••• " Harold kept Charley was driving at. PI wish ...tI he
talking but Charley woulddn't listen. began..
"I didn't ask for an AA pamphlet. I IIDon/t say anything yet!" Charley
asked if you drank.a yelled ..
"Why?" he asked. II Aye," the leprechaun added. "Or 1 may
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For the first time in several minutes. miss ye. Aye. O'Hara is gOln' to miss you
Harold managed to speak. "Charley. why don't two very much.
you ask him to send us...11 Ji'are ... far ... fawel ...Goodbye." And with that
II 'Aye, 'arold,me friend, you are a Harold and Charley found themselves on the
thinkin' min,' "Charley answered. imitating same sireet comer. 11 had seemed ages since
the leprechaun. III was about to do just Charley had last seen it. She started to
that!U search for ...II Oh,NO!1I
The leprechaun called to them from the "What's the matter?" Harold had started
ground,where already he had drained four kegs to walk away, but at Charley's voice, he
of his endless supply of Alita Are ye quite stopped. uThis is the right city. isn't it?1I
sure that ye won't join me in a keg or two~' Charley looked at him and sighed. III
~.
'Tis truly quite magnif ••• magrnoif ... didn't get a chance to use my third wish!"
mag ••• 'Tis truly fine ale.1I ~
"0.1<. O'Hara .. listen up. ') wish that
I, Charley, and my companion here, Harold,
wish to bll'@turned to cur own city, to the
exact place where we were originally taken
from.' II
nOh, must ye go? This be true, that T'll
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