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e1\TS JUNE 1986

VOL. I ISSUE IV

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School Review ..••.••• • 19

FEATllltES College Prep ••.•..••...• 14


Boat Regatta •. "' .....•.. 62
I 1 edt h e Pi ge on s .•••• · .60

Advice - "Sheila" answ~rs our readers letters. By "Sheila."


Did You Know? - Amazing facts of interest. By Laura Pearce.

Growing Pains - Deciding on what to do with your 1 ife? Read this


article on choosing a career. By Adrienne Moninger.

Humor & Satire - By Paul Arnold.


Serial - By Kayleigh.
To tal Bod •••••.••••••••••• •• S
Letters t6 the Editor ...•••• S
Re views •...••.•••••...•.••• · s·
Sports . . • . . . . . . • • . . . . . . . . • • 10
Classes and Clubs •.••....•• 1!
Weekend •••••••••••••••••••• 12

Maz e ..••••.••••••••.•• · • 1 6
Word search •.•.••••... · 17
cartc1on •...••.•••••.••. 18

Sandra Edwards ••••.••••. 5


Helen Dolbec ••.•••••••.• 5
Mary Warren .•.•.••••••.• 6
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Jill Langely ••...•...••• 6
An i ssa Aubery •.•••••••.. 6
Ellen Bird ••••.•.•..••.. ?
Tate Vol ino .••••...••••• 7

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As ~a~ the Impressions I the B.S. News and
School Revie~ is produced and arranged as a
service to Bayshore High School by the Magazine
class. Along ~ith publ ishing the students and l

teachers' best literary and art ~ork, this year


we are endeavoring through regular departments,
columns, and feature stories to inform the
stUdent population on an interesting variety o~
subjects. ..
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Advisor-Pat Willingham
Editor-Cindee Spahr
Assistant Editor-Adrienne Honinger
Business Manager-Christina ~yer
Bookkeeper-Any Byerly
Advertising-Sherry Stewart
Features-Tricia Rosenthal
ColumnsiAndrea Harino
Departments-Laura Pearce
Art-Paul Arnold
Su~issions~elissa Gilson
School Reveiw-Terrie Shrigley
Opening/Closing-Sheila Landry
Headlines-Lisa Ruffino
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PA[]F~lES
By: AnIY BY~r 1y

something. I worry if I think


they are lost. I hach
literature and spend a lot of
Full n~~: Sandta EdWards money on materials and versions Full nam~: Hel~n Nichols Dol~ec
Nick name: Sandy of storips my classps will Nick name: Ha Bear
Birth place: I was born in enjoy as much as possible.
Welch, W. Virginia. I was there Birth place:
I expect a lot ftom my
fot the first six months and my classes and I hope 1 am giving Michigan
f~ily moved to Ohio. We stayed them a lot in return. 1 want Birth dat~: July 6, 1947
there until 1 was ten and moved them to enjoy coming to class Age: 38
to Delray Beach, Fla. (located (if they can enjoy coming to Q. How would you describe
between Ft. Lauderdale and any class) because we are in yourself as a teen?
West Palm Beach). this together. I expect my A. I wa~ quiet- not very
Birth date: September 10 (J students to behave which they involved in social activities,
have forgotten the year). almost always do. It makes my but active in girls' athhtics
Age: 21 and holding. hair stand on end to think they and music.
O. How would YOU describe would misbthave- they learn Q. How would YOU describe
yourself as a teen? A. I was control in 9th grade (1 hope) yourself as a teacher?
a quiet, good student, always and Illy job is bach i ng mannets A. I l' i ke to get tCI knCt.1J
in loue and going steady (or and material. Some kids are students as individuals. I'm
what euer it is called today). natural1 y pol i te but others more interested in people than
1 was never in the dea~s need to be helped. I try to be subject matter.
office. Back in those days we fait and de~ign my materials so Q. What are soole of your
had to wear dresses to school. the students know they are fauorite hobbies/pastimes?
If the dress did not hang below ultimately responsible for A. I enjoy °Honeybears,'
the knee we were sent to the their grades. I'm constantaly photography, SWimming and
deans office. There they either teworking ITI}' materials: year wahr-ski ing.
took the hem out of the sKirt after year to get more response Q. Are you married?
or if the hem was not deep from my classes. 1 get A. Yes
enough, paper napkins were fustrated because all the Q. HOJI 10n9 have YCIU befn
stapled to the bottom of the materials that are aual1able we teaching at Bayshore?
skirt. Which ever methOd was can't afford-I guess yoU might A. For 12 years
used, it was worn like that for say I alrl vety concerned about Q. What college did you
the rest of the day. Also, doing thp. best possible with attend?
although we were allowed to limited resources. A. I went to Hi ch i gan State
leave school for lunch and the U. What are your hobbies and j Uniuersity and the University
school had a 5moking island, past lrrles? of South Florida.
ne i ther mysel f nor any of my A. I enjoy horseback r·idin~h D. What was your degree in?
friends smoked or drank. J teno;s, racquetball, joggi ng, A. I haue a Bache lor of
don't remrmber even thinking_ nautilus, aerobic~-Exhaustion
SClence- Biology. A Haster of
Time sure has changed things. and watching my evening soap Arts·
Q. How would YOU describe operas.
yourself as a teacher? U. Are you married?
A. I ~ concerned, A. No, 1 am di vorced- I was
conscientious, easy going but married for 9 Years.
strict (if those two can be Q. What colleQe did you attend?
combined). I try to always A. UniverSity of
remember what it was like as a Florida(Batch~lor's) and
stUdent in high school and to Georgia State(Masters).
think how I can help my Q. What wa~· your degree in?
students to learn and A. English and speech
understand. I hate the idea of O. What classes del YC1U bach?
my kids not understanding A. World literature
Full n~e: Mary Ann Roea Warren FIj 11 narne : Jill Lan <;I@l y Ft: 11 rlam~: fir: i SScl AlJbe~'"v
NicV. name: Mary Birth plac~: San Juan, Puetto E:urlie H
Birth p'ar.e: Cebu City, Cebu, Rico Nick name: Nissy
Ph" i pp i nes Bitth dat~: August 22, 1970 Bir·th plae~: Br-adenton,
Birth date: March 3, 1968 Age: 15 Florida
Age: 17 fl. Hc~ woul d YCIU d€'scr ibl? Birth date: September 29~ 1970
o. HcCIJ \,IJOU \ d you de sc r i be yourself? Age: 15
yourself? A. I air, outgoing, dependable. Q. HCl.eJ woul d yOU d~l!cr i b~
Q
A. I ~ someone that when given and a SPIRITED kind of gal. YOI)rse 1f')
a task, can complete it. I im Q. What ate SOOle qual i tl es YCIU A. I alT. ~Ji tty, hon~st.
hard workin9, willin9 to work and I
look for in a friend? trustworthy, helpful. and
lead. A. I looK for a pe-rSClrl whel i c:- coelrpert iv£'.
Q. What are some qual ities you nonest, and wi'llng to I istp.n Q. What are s-oo,€' qual j t I e~· YCIU
looK in a friend? to me and keep what 1 say looK for in a friend?
A. Someone easy to talk to, confidential. A. 1 1clc'k for a pers.on who is
doesn't act fake, and i good Q. What ate sane qualiti(t~ YCIU honest and trustworthy.
1 i shnet. look for in a boy friend? Q. Wha~ are s.c4fle qua1itie~. YOU
G. What are some qualities YOU A. I 1ike a gu)' who i~. look for in a boy friend?
look for in a boyfriend? trustworthy, sensative, and a A. 1 like a gUY who is carinQ,
A. I 1ike s.omeone who i~. eas.y to gUY with a s~nse of humor. funny, has good looks, a~d
talk to, a good listener, and who Q. What arf ~ome of your 'E·M1~one ~·ou can trus.t.
1ikes being together. hobbies and pastimes? Q. What are some ot your
I). what do you do in your fre~ A. I 1i ~:~ to vmd: wi th people, hobbie~ ahd pastimes?
t in,e? ITIO~.t 1y dance, and
en i 1dft: p
, A. I 1ike to go hors~back
A. I like to listen to tapes, bir.yel ing. riding, swilTflling, and
walch T.V., and part~cipate in Q. What is your goal in 1~f~? partying: I!
school activities. A. To graduate freer. coil eye arid Q. What i~. yc,ur goa.l in 1:t~?
Q. What IS. your goal in life? h rive a happy f am i 1y. A. To graduate , get ,n shiloe.
A. To hau~ a career in th~ Q. Do you have a job? and tel "~l1er grCM ccld.
Military as an officer. A. '(e~.. I taKe c are of o. What classes are YOU takln9?
Q. What (tassel!. are you taking? child,·c" at church. A. The easie~t cines! can get
A. Algebra 2, English 4, Q. What classes are YOU tikin9~ Into.
yearbook, Paw Print~ A. World LiteraturE, ~dvanced
leadership,tYping, and an aid fo l4of·l d Hi ~.tclry, Span i 5.h 2,
til'. Bccoc'M in. honeybllars. geOOletr)'! dr ivers
Q. What clubs are yOU in? education. and Ad~anced
A. 1 am on S\udent Council's. Chemilitry.
Executive Board, Advisory Counci
and Wrestling Club.

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PA[1F~lES
By: Amy Byerly

something. I worry if I thinK


they are lost. I teach
literature and spend a lot of
Q
Full nime: Sand~a Edwards money on materials and uersions Full name: Helen Nichols Dolbec
Nick name: Sandy of stories my classes will Nir.k name: Ha Bear
Birth place: I· was born in enjoy as much as possible.
Welch, W. Virginia. I was there Birth place: Hen sdah,
I expect a lot from my
for the first six months and my classes and I hope I ~ giving Michigan
family moved to Ohio. We stayed them a lot in return. 1 want Birth date: July 6, 1947
there until I was ten and moved them to enjoy coming to class Age: 38
to Delray Beach, Fla. <located (if they can enjoy coming to Q. How would you describe
b~t~en Ft. Lauderdale and any class) because we are in yoursel~ as a teen?
West Palm Beach). this together. I expect my A. I was quie~- not very
Birth date: September 10 () stUdents to behave which they involved in social activities,
have forgotten the year). almost always do. It makes my but active in girls' athletics
Age: 21 and holding. hair stand on end to think they and musi c.
O. How would yOU describe would misbehave- they learn Q• How WClU I d YOU de sc r i be
yourself as a teen? A. I was control in 9th grade (1 hope) yourself as a teacher?
a quiet, good student, always and lilY job is teaching manners A. I like to get to kn~~
in love and going steady (or and material. Some kids are stUdents as individuals. 11m
what ever it is called today). natura 11 y pol i b but others more interested in people than
1 was never in the dean's need to be helped. I try to be subject matter.
office. Back in those days we fair and desion my materials so Q. What are stelle of your
had to wear dresses to school. the students- know they are favorite hobbies/pastimes?
If the dress did not hang below ultimately responsible for A. I enjoy °Honeybears,o
the knee we were sent to the their grades. I'm constantaly photography, SWimming and
deans office. There they either reworking my materials year water-sk i ing.
took the hem out of the skirt after year to get more response Q. Are you married?
or if the hem was not deep A. Yes
frOOl my classes. 1 ge t
enough, paper napkins were fustrated because all the Q. long have yc,U been
HOI.I
stapled to the bottom of the materials that are available we teaching at Bayshore?
skirj)r···Which ever methOd was canJt afford-I guess you might I A. For 12 years
used,' .ft...YJas worn like that for say I am very [Dncerned about Q. What college did you
the/. 'rill'" of the day. Al so, doing the best possible with attend?
al tt'Q~fi1i' we were all lXtIed to 1imi ted resource~.• A. 1 went to Michigan State
1eave:,sChool for lunch and the U. What are your hobbies and University and the University
schonf·~ :ltad a smoking island, pastimes? of South Florida.
neit~;r~self nor any of my A. J enjoy horseback riding, D. What was your degree in?
frieri_~,.:·'smoked or drank. I tennis') racquetball, jog9 i ng, A. I have a Bache lor of
don' t{remember even thinking. nautilus, aerobics-Exhaustion Science- Biology. A Master of
Time $tlre b.~s changed things. Arts·
and watching my evening soap
Q.~~: . waul d yoU descr i be operas.
yourse.J.f' ,as a hacher? Q. Are you married?
A. . J am concerned, A. No, 1 am divor·ced-J was
consclen't'i ous, easy goi n9 but married for 9 years.
stric.:'t: "(if those two can be Q. What college did yoU attend?
canbi;n~:d). I try to always A• Un i v~ r sit Y of
rerrlembil' what i twas 1i kt as a Florida(Batchelor ' s> and
studekt' in high school and to Georgia state(Hasters).
think h~ I can help my a. What was YC1ur degree in?
stUdents to learn and A. English and speech
under~tand. 1 hate the idea of Q. What classes do you teach?
my kids not understanding A. World Literature
Fu" name: Mary Ann Roca Warren FlJll name: Ji 11 Langely Fu 11 nilm~:

Ni d~ name: Mary Birth plac~: San Juan, Puerto E:urn~ t.t

Birth plar.e: Cebu City, Cebu, Rico Nick name: Nissy


Ph i "pp i nes Bir·th dab: August 22,1970 Bi r' t h p1ac e: Sr ade nt on •
Birth date: March 3, 196B Ag~: 15 Florida
A9~: 17 G. HcIJJ WOU 1d YOU d~scr i bi' Bi r t h da t e : Se pternbe r· 21;', 1970
() • HC"J ~1JCIU 1d you de sc r- i be yourself? Age: 15
yourse If? A. I ani outgoi n9, dep~ndabh, Q. H~~ would~ YOU d~scrib~
c
and a SPIRITED kind of gal. YOIJfSe 1fO)
A. I am SOOlfonf that when given
a task, can cIJIlP 1ete it. I am I D. What are Sah~ qua.l it i es Y['U A. I am witty. honpst,
hard working, willing to work and I
look for in a friend? trustworthy, helpful, and
A. 1 1(10K f Dr a perselrl vlho i:. Cotlrperti VE'.
lead.
O. What are SOOle qua 1it i es you honest, and will ing to listen I) • are sOOle Qua lit I es tCIO
Wh a t.
look in a friend? to me and keep what I say look for in a friend?
A. Someone easy to tal~ to, confidential. A. 1 1clelK for a person who is
doesn't act fake, and a good D. What are s-«ne qual it i e~· YCIU honest and trustworthy.
1 ishner. 1001< for' ina boy fr i end? I). What are scene qual it i e~· you
G. What are some qualities yoU A. I like a guy who is look for in a boy friend?
look for in a boyfriend? trustworthy, sensative, and a A. I like a gUY whD is carin~.
A. 1 like someone who is easy to guy with a s~nse of humor. funny, has good looks, a~d
tal~ to, a good listen~r, and who Q. What are some of your ~·OOIeonp YOU can trust.

likes be i Ilg toge thu • hobbies and pastimes? Q. What are sCJne of your'
O. what do you do in your fre~ A• ] 1i .: II! to IlJOr ~ IN i t h Peop 1e , hobbit~ and pastimes?

t inle? ITIC,~.t 1y ch i 1drt:.l', dance, and A. I 1ike to go horseback


A. I like to listen to tapes., bicycling. riding, ~immin9, and
walcn T.V., and participate in ~. What is your goal in 1if~? party; n!.l: I !
s.chool activities. ~t. To graduate fraT! colI ege aTld Q. What is your goal in 1:4~?
Q. What IS your goal in life? ~I:sl,le a happy f ami 1y. A. To graduate , get I n shaDe,
A. To hav~ a career in the Q. Do you have a job' and t(1 neller grt'.l1 01 d.
Mi) itary as an officer. A. y~s, I t.av.~ care (If o. What classes are you takrnQ?
a. What classe~ are you taking? Chlldl!'11at church. ~. The E'asi es.t cines ! can ge t
A. Algebra 2, English 4, ~. What c\as-s~s are YOU taking? In\u.
yearbook, Paw Print~ A. World Lit~rature, ~dvanced
leadership,typing, and an aid fo World History, Spanish 2,
til'. GCloc:M in, honeybears. geOOletr)'! drivers
Q. What clubs are you in? education, and Advanced
A. I ~ on Student Council's Chemit;try.
Exer.utive Board, Advisory Counci
and Wrestling Club.

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pr'of i I ~ Bi r·d being named as a princess to of my favorih pastilTleS include
the football homecomin9 court. reading, traveling, and walKing
1/11 always remember that ride . on the beach.
on the gold conuertible
My name is Ellen Bays cadi 11 ac.
Bird. hav~ never had a I consider myself as a
nickn~e. My birthplace was teacher who is genuinely PROFILE lATE
Btck~ly, We~t Virginia where my interested in stUdents'
mother still resides. I am one learning as much as possible
of 7 childr~n; therefore, 1 was with the idea that learning is
neuer lonely in my childhood. an on-going process. It makes
1 haue 5 sisters and 1 brother. me happy to work with students Full name: Tate Vol ino
1 im the mother of a son who are eager to learn. My NicK nime: Tater Tot
and dauQhter. Both ar~ colle9~ philosophy is that school is of Birth place: libertyville.
graduates; they are al so great importance to 'everyone III in('is
Bayshore High School graduates. fo~ it lays the foundation to Birth date: July 10, 1971
I haue 2 louely granddaughters. future success. My desire is Age: 14
One is 3 years of age and the that all stud~nts realize the Q. HC~"'J wou 1d YOU descr i be
other is 18 months. importance of using their time yourself?
As a teenager, 1 was wisely to learn as much as A. I am s.hort, i nte 11 i ger.t and
inquisitive, conuersatiue, and possible. In order to be humorolJs
studious. I had many friends well-rounded individuals, I Q. What are sc~e qual ities YOU
and enjoyed having a good time. feel that students should look for in a friend'
1 played on th~ girl's partiCipate in school A. I like a person who has a
basketball te~ in high school. activities and show an interest good personality and ~njoys the
1 was actively involued in in the total school program. same things as I do.
school activities which Bayshore has a lot to offer, Q. What are some qual ities YOU
included FBLA, NHS, and Quill and I hope our students will look for in a 9i rlfriend?
and Scroll. I had four years take advantage of their A. I : IKe a girl who is highh'
of Journali9m in high school opportunities to explore and attrartiue and fun to be with.
and serued as editor of my learn. I ~ a dedicated Q. l~hat are sane of Y('ur
school's newspap~r during my teacher who strives t~ provide f is Uc1r i te hobb i esl pas time !:.•
senior year. I am proud to say meaningful learning experiences A. 1 en,joy golfing and pla.}'in,)
that ~y school's newspaper won for my students. tenni !:.•
the Inter Scholastic Press I haue taught at Bayshore Q. What is your goal in 1ih?
Association Award under my High School for 12 years since A. To become rich and to be rt
editorship. Our newspaper was its inceptfbn in 1974. Before cc,rporah 1awyer or i nuestmen t
ranked as Number t in the that, I taught at Hanatee High ba.nker.
state. I still enjoy writing School. I taught 6 years in Q. What classes are YOU taking?
as a hobby; poetry is one of my Dade County. My past experience A. CiVics, English honors.
spec i alti es. inuolues te~thing in the North Spani!:.h, rrrixed chorus~ Advannd
I graduated as Carolina and West Virginia BiolQ9).·~ P.E., and G@(CI\"tr·y.
Valedictorian of my senior School Sysems.
class. Upcn graduation fran J was married to my
high school, 1 entered Concord coll~ge sweetheart for 24 y~ars
College in Athens, West until he suddenly went to his
Virginia where I received my heauenly home. We had a happy
teaching degree in Business rrrarr i age. My husbar.d was an
Education and English. I outstanding minister who was
earned ITtY Mas hr s Degree in
I
loved by everyone. He was an
Curriculum, and Vocational honor graduate of Duke
Business Education .rom the Un i uersity.
University of South Florida. Presently, ~ teaching
One o. the highlights of Shorthand, Business
my high school career was the C~munications, Typing 1, and
night 1 r~ceivpd thp honor of Pratical Business SKills. Some

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YOU
comb;nation not only helps
to lose weight but it can
establish a pattern that wi11
keep YOU fit forever.
LETTERS TO'
m~~i:i ire pif5cnal ;r0bi2ffi;
e~ercise
tian)" be 1i eve
increases
appetite 50 you eat ffio~e. But
ac tU.ill Y,ree:u/al' e~Ei'c I :·e liIay
that
your
THE EDITOR, C

thit bother them, conc~rn about d~crease YOU; appetite. Losing


wel~nt is the ~roblem most weight and losing fat are two
frequently noted.~ (Henry S. di fferent th i Og5. E::erc i si n9
may cause you to pu t on ~Je i gh t As a student at 8ayshore
Blirman, t·1. C'. ) High I feel that my clasfmates
What is fat, besides only because muscle tissue
weighs more than fat tissue. are lacking in responsibility
the roll of flab that hang~ toward schooi property and
over the top of your jeans. So your measuring tape will
representation of their own
Fats are substances consisting show muscular progress even if
your scale doesn't. appearance by degrading and
prtroarily ot complex chains of defacing school property •.
carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen American~ spend $100
When I first moved dClNo
atoms. The scientific word for million each year on diet aids.
here in June, I was informed
fat is "lipid," and it exists There is no easy or fast way to that Bayshore had been the top
in s(!I}eral forms, inc 1udi nt; school in the area and within a
esters, triglycerides, fatty v&ry short period of time after
acids, and phosphat ides. the starting of school, I was
Body fat is similar to supr i sed to see that ITa)"
raw chicken fat-translucent, classmates had so much
yellow and somewhat greasy. di srespec t t~ard~ the i r schoel
SC«te body fat is eS5·ent i a1, for property, teaChers, feI1~~
it 5er~es as a cushion to classmates and a total los!:. Ot
organs and bones. It also pride which makes me wonder why
provides insulation against the those stUdents are still here?
cold. The average healthy Our par!n ts and cOO'lRIun I ty
young man is 15 per cent fat, h~ve provided us with a sChooi
contrary of the average healthy environment that has been we;j
young woman who is 25 per cent. establisned and pro~eriy
Now that we know what maintained. Therefore we
fat is~~hat can be done when should be proud 04 it and
there is an excess? The willing to perserve what has
easiest way to lose fat is to been so proudly given to us.
eat less and e~erti5e more. I wonder what will happen
if we do not alter this route~
lose a certain amount of weight and continue to dismiss ever so
or fat and be able to keep it lightly the way that the
off. It's only possible with student body is now and has~
hard wor~ and much patience. been recently conducting
itself. (

By: Terri! Shrigl!y A concerned cbservant student,


Michelle Jenkins

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he has been home for
Dear Editor Cind@e, an hour. Wi lly, on
the other hand,
1 feel that the school never does anything
\ prouides unsatisfying lunches. he is told to do and
1 feel that we should be giuen One of the h.~.s a serious
th~ opportunity and new shows for spring
responsibility to leaue the is Valerie. It is
campus for lunch and return at a interesting family
a designated time. show that is similar
I know the teachers and to The Cosby Show
staff feel this program could in the respect that
not work out, but I feel we it avoids using the
should b@ allowed a chance. standard family
programming cl iches,
Concerned, such as teen-age
pr-egrlancy,
Joe Westerman homclsexlJal i ty,
drugs, divorce, etc.
The ~-how is
suppor-ted by an
excellent cast. It
stars Valerie Harper
as the titl~
character and mother
Dear Edi tor Ci nd@e J
of three boys. Her
husband is usua 11 y
I am wri,ting this letter away because he is
concerning the use of soda an airl ine pilot, so
machines in the school to be when a decision is
used by the students. First of made, it is almost
atl, the use of soda machines always made by her.
during sumner school, year Her oldest son,
after year, indicates that such Dav i d, is P 1 ayo? d bv (I r· ::1 b 1 Eo m 1.1•.1 i th
a machine does not interfere
:with school work. Neither does
Jason Bateman and =..: :t r t : r, ,:) ~: 1 .:.

it create enough of a mess to


the twins, MarK and hcm~wc~k, never mind
Willy, are played by fir, .ish i r, I~ it.
discontinue its' use during the
sumner. Secondl y, the argumen t Danny Ponce and ~il in ?il
...ter-em)' Light. :he show ~sual1y ha$
that it would be bad for the
students is cOlTlphtly ruled out The ~.hCIV,J :.. il i n t t? r· t?: t I rr·;,
by the continuous sale of candy does have its ~. ~~ 'J r' )"1 i n e and can
during the school hours. d~fects, however. p r· c!v i de 11:e, i -t
Thirdly, a soda machine would The twins ·are t. :I:J ~. ~
stereotyped and 0:- r! 't: ';' r· t ~. i r! m e il t . i t
be an excellent way for student
council to raise money. Thank their characters do :.:-! ~·k.lr, j.~'r :1 i 91-, t. $.
you for your consideration. not seem to develop '-'-c 8 ' 30 on
as the show qOES on.
Mar- K is ;._ - t yp i c ~_1
Sincerely,
brain who always has
his chores and By: Christina Dwyer
UnderstandablY Thirsty
homework done before

Bayshore News/ 9
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SPORTS
Even thoUQh YOU miQht nevp,
- " 0
have actual 1y ~pen snGW b"fort', '
I'm sure you havp heard 0'
yraouation ~ki
in
ing.
many
It

Canada, Chile. Japan.


is a popular spor~
countr-ips; U.S.,
a~d most
European touniries~ Th~r-p ar~
is a chance to touch the horizon, thr-ee types of ski inQ: Alpine.
Nordic, and freestylp,"
Alp i ne sk i j n9 i s a h r:
'But . .. dtw.'lnhill s.kiing.
~ompetltilJe sport
It I:. ii
and IS a:sc,
jCioe for fun. DClNoh i ~! ~.k i I no
first there must be love, saJness, began in the Alps, that : ~
wher-e thpy got the narr.e.
Nordic skiinQ IS cros~
fear joy, giving, taking ... country ski iog and-ski jumpin~.
When you 13k i cros~ COlJntr Y Y{II]
move across flat or si Ighlt~
and mostly living. hill y 1and. Nordi c r ~fers h.
Northern
Europe- where cross cDuntry
had bee" their transportat;o~
In the win~er for man~ years.
Ski jumpers jump fran h i 11'~
that could be as hlQh as ~o
meters.The track that~they S~I
d~n i So called the i nr-un. Whert

~uud 1fiuch you jump you try to Qet as far


as po~sible without faillhg.
. Freestyle is basically

l'nd ~est ~lJllizqes CCfiu CCfiqe ~ tun t sk i i n9. You c:.k i dC...JrI
bumpy hills that are very steep
a.nd you do di fferent acr·obat i c
moves.
Now that YOU kn~~ a llttl~ ~
more about ski ing, ned time
YCIU go north for a. vacation yot.:
should try it. If you don't;
knclN h~, you could ilway~. take
1essons.

The information frool thi~.


article .was found in The World
BC10k Encye-"}opedia Vol. 17.

By: Tricia RosenthaJ


10 /BaY5ho~e News
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epart~ents._Depart~ents __ Dep~rt~ents_aDe
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CLASSES :;~O@~
Shei;a
Silscn.
5panr~
Land~t,
~~w~paper-
L.55
and
~u~~'no~
M~i iss!
Chr:~
Elections
Student Council had their
elections for next years

AND CLUBS B~~j:/!


inc
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?:er!
JI:d:
i·1d.r~;
Pe~r~e.
:,101. iiC·,
HeJilll
Anu 11
tel;). "{eut,(:OK-
Mar~ Warnen, Mar~
a~c ~ni t~ :e~e:.
BeIH~r, officers. They a.re President-
Judd Volino, Vice President-
Cyndi Zadnicheek, Secretary-
Julia Kazaks, and Treasurer-
Fr:ai)~ ~ii 2. wa: i :ai Jessica Ferreri. French Club
Florld~ Schojas~ic Pre~; full ;·e/illf:ar:. inc1u~:!"Ig
of also had elections, and their
AssJciation's 40th annual t/pe:~tting. p.~ge design! and officers are as follows.
conven t i (In for Journa 1i SUI ot~~r wGr~shops ~o help better President- Mel issa Gilson, Vice
students in Newspaper, President- Kari Kaplan,
Y~~rbook, and Magazine was held Secretary- Kris Pavlin,
on t1a.y 1, 2, and 3 in Orlando, Treasurer- Tom Witek,
Florida. The Magazine staff Historian- Amie Bever, and
a.ttendee convention for the Parl iamentarian- Dave Smi tho
first time ever. Lastly, Theatre Guild is proud
The delegates began the to announce their officers for
convention May 1st by an next year also. President- Kip
on-the-5pot contest. ihe J. Bilderback, Vice President-
5ta.f~s took a ~it pr~pare~ Jerry Lucas, Secretary- Lisa
beforehand into a large ~CDm Hendry, Treasurer- Sherry
fuli 01 other students frcm ai i stewart, and Historian, Jessica
over the state competing tor a Lee.
place in the contest. ihe The B.S. News and School
on-the-~pot co~test lasted two Review has had a great year.
hcurs, and the students got your put' :cation. A pool-side This is the first year of our
hands-on experience in their lunc~ was prOVided and this new publication, and we
particular categorr. Aft~r th~ gave the 5tudents i chance to succeeded in establ ishing four
contest, there was a g~neral re;a:-< :..r!'J Gi't %mE' ~·ljn. That issues. Without the hard work
!:.~~si c,n wi th edi tors frOO'l the r: I gn ~. ~her~ !;Ja:: a formal and cooperation of everyone,
iocal newspaper, Grland~ banG~e~ with ~uest ~Cei~!r Mr~. the magazine would not have
:.enLne~ ~ anc a nH~:·U.~~~!" De~~2 S~ar~ ~r:m ~a~t ~~sn~y been so successful.
frcm Channel 6 T.V., in a ~Ini lildustr!Es. HttH th~ bonqul?t,
pr~ss conier~nce discussing the t~er~ wa; a i;p-sy~e conte~t By: Lisa Ruffino
:h~!i~n~er Tn.q~d!'. The ~nc da~c~, ~nd :~rf~w wa: !2:00
~hd~r't:. wt?re- snct'.'JO 1 :1 :ce !:.r...
sh~~ dna were permitted t~ as¥- Saturcif morning i4t~r
que5tions afterward:. breaKfa~~, the ~tuj!nts
ali
FoilQWing the presentation, our gatherea in t~e ccnuention hal I
~earb~~k publ isher, Her~i fc~ i Si I:e presentation
Jones, sponsored a Snack Attack :hcq,Jing all the pictures that
prOVIding piZZi and cok~~ for we~e taken by 5~vn Alan during
a11 the s tuden ts. Dur i ng thf :hl? eOfltJentloo. S~lort!y
Snack Attack, there wa~ i video ther~after, upon che'.:k i ng out
dance, and students were cf the hot~1 , we went to
perrrll t ted to purchi!:.[- Panama Orlando mall for 2 1/2 hours
Jack T-shirts for $3.00. The ~e~~r~ ~inai i, he~ding heme.
s tUCf'n ~: frcm t:ay!:.nc're that
By: Lisa Ruffino

Depart~ents • • Depart~ents._Depart~ents_.D
epart~~nts __ Depart~ents __ Depart~ents __ De
part~ents __ Depart~ents __ Depart~ents __ Dep

WEEKEND 7hoSE senIors 'or


really) whD are not
anybodt
gOln~ on

if YOu'v~ never had the 1I~@ ~~-~ere's ~ope. Sr~~~es


cnance to vl~.it HAF.:E:OR !S(J:l'JD are aVa i 1abl e for- as low es.E·
In Tam~a you:re misE.in£! oJl!~ on 5299 ~er ~erson ~hrough 1(ca1
1~3ds of fun. This bi-i2vel ~:-2:!t-: 2.~E;:~·; .}!?::~ tnan ha.!t
coml,l1 e~: D':';prs i! wi de r al)gE :It th~ ~r'c~ of ~h~ stn;or
:. t [If ~!: i.n t. hp ~ op 1eve 1 and cruis~). These packages offer
every type of food imaginable the same items that more co~.t 1y
on the first floor. crUI~es offer. Tne only major
To ge t t Cr rARBn~~ I S~AND you di~f€renc! 's the sfze of the
can either drive right to it, room. Han>' of these rODITIs 501 pep
or par~ about a mile away and four people so there would be
taKe the people mover. The ~d en t y of room for your
peopi e m!i~le~-s co:.t· one token
(25 cents) each ~ay, but are
worth i~ i~ not for the ride,
ior the View. Once fOU arrive
at the !s1and yOU enter a mall
environment that offers
everything from a sound studio
where you can cut your CfooJn
re:Jrds, to a :arouse1.
A~~er your shopping i!: done
y~ can descend to the first
level of the building where you
are imml!dia.tely greeted by the
~rCIl'I~.~ .:.~ Hc,t Ie, ur;usa.;ai, ,~rsd
wllerl l ODi. ~_'1:~r j nr. foodE.•
~::,t;GR ! £'L~D clff e,.. sou t door'

~i0!n ~; ~er D~r~0n ~o Co~ ~


~ar; 0~rth of fun but go with a e~D@:~ ~or or1) C~E pe~5Dr tD
~. ~~:-,:'s ~lwa~s better that ~I;,' ~rr: ~n~ r@E.t tel :ail fe,r'
,J(o.:' • ~~'t!~. ~H":~' a:-'cund f::rr the best
~Ir·ice:.• ['Creld !uck and E:clr.
··.·~' . . d;~· !

12 IBayshore News
•• I

Oh She i 1a ••.
This last quarter of
school has got me in a tizzy!
Oh She i 1 a ••• It seems everything is
My problem is probably happening all at once! A.P.
very common, but I don't know t est So , fin a I exams, prom, etc.
what to do about it. There's a PLUS all my regular work, not
gUY that sits behind me in my I to mention a Job. There just
math class that I like a lot, doesn't seem to be enough time
but I'm afraid to ask him out, for it all anymore, and I don't
or even talk to him! I feel know what to do! I just feel
silly about being so afraid, like giving it all up and
but I can't help it. What can sticking my head in the oven!
you suggest? Signed,
Signed, Sick of it
Afraid of rejection

Dear Afraid,
In this day and age of
women's liberation, it's
surprising how common your Dear Sick,
problem is. You have to Fir s t of all, I don" t
overcome your fears and at recommend sticking your head in
least strike up a conversation the oven. It won't solve
with him. Ask him what he got anything and most ovens today
on the last test for starters, are electric anyWay. Try to
or compare notes with him for budget your time a little
the next quiz. By just talking be t t e r , de c i de wh a t t ak e s
with him, you'll become more priority (face it: passing
comfortable around him, and it Engl ish is more important than
will be a lot easier to ask him practicing for Mixed Chorus!).
out to a movie next Saturday. If yOU know there's a big math
Have courage; the worst he can test next Thursday and you'll
do is say no! probably have a lot of homework
Wednesday night, study Tuesday
night. Above all, HANG IN
THERE! The year is almost
over, so don't give up now!

VIet
1.
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111. General 1t""s.

-- A. batteries

-- B. candhs/Ilatch

-- C. ~avorite bookslp~t~t~

-- 0, alarm clock

-- E. iron

-- f. s.heets.

-- G. pill (1JI

-- H. umbrella

-- 1. ~fWin9 kit

-- J. desk 1igo t

-- K. dec\( of cards

-- . L. bangers.

M. ptnslpenci\slpaper/~o'dtrS
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and what you


In ~~~tn~t: Bring everything you own,
don t own, buy thet!.
By: Andrea Marino

16 IBaysnore News
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This puzzle exemplifies the world as weird,bent,and wiggled.
\ . Thi~ one resembles tht way the staff oi 8.S. NEWS and School Revitw
acts and thinks.

By:Andrti Marino
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SCHOOL REVIEW
I; . , ' . '
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The Barshore News and School Review proudly presents
its winners in the areas of poetry, prose and art. These

selections were chosen as the best art and literature from the

submissions received from the student bod>~.

Poetr·y -
II A La t f! Rose" by KSP •••••••••••••••••••••••••• I , •• p. 24

Prose _.
II Ch ap t e r TI,r.Jo" by Mar· at .••••••..•.••..••...•.•• , , ... p. 48

Art -
face by Barbara BaKer .............•.....•.••••• , •• p. 31

The Bayshore News and School Review wishes to

congratUlate these students for their achievements.

20 ISchool Review
literature
t I tI e ____~~-----------au thor· _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ peoge U
Poems 04 Probl ems Tt.oJi 9 22
A Late- ROH K.S.P. 24
The Tale of One-E~ed Ben ~.S.P. 26
The Cha I I enoe Le i a Kn i gh t 28
1h", Game of -U fe K.S.F-. 23
L:I.£ t G"odbye- Pa t 1.1 i l l i rl gt. am
.J;.nuar)' 24 le i:l Kn i ah t 30
.hrIlJiU')' 25 A C€' I E'br it:., 30
Repeating All Alone Twig
For You 1/.'; . F •
Hc.ylulTI F'at Wi Il'inoha.m
Ppath Comes But Once a Year Jerry Luca~
t3r ~dlJat i on TlrJi 9 3~:
The Concert K.S.P. 40
'Jn tit led L. B. G. 40
The I"a)' I Fe-e-I Kim 41
Untitle-d Chaz 41
The Masquerad~ K.S.P. 41
1,londer i ng lora K i pp 42
Unti tIed Chaz 42
Ur, tit led L. B. G. 44
1Ii)"-So-F~mous Quoh"~ Bob Su~srTl;,.n 4·~
Iti Ami oa Cha;: 46
The Flame leia Kniaht 46
F~£ol ina love TtoJio - 46
Cha.pte~ 2 11ar;t 47
Starina Cr·azlly T",it;j 49
To Sla~ a Dragon K.S:P. 50
T~oJO Numbers K. S. P. 51
Fa~t. Present, and Future Tatjana Thompson 51
RIJnawa)" Anonymous 53
Beauty Jsn't Everything laurl Henard 55

art
artist page f:t
Denise t-Iessina 22
Paul Arnold 23
Powl Arnold 24
Jod)' Hercer 25
"';imberl y Lovens 26
P~ul Ar'no I d 27
Darren Falterman 28
~\rtna 8ml th 29
P'lul Arnold 30
Jefof Ben t 1>' 3t
Bob Sussm~n 33
P ..-.lJI Arnold 36
S .. rbara BaKer 37
Andrea t1ar I no 38

Linda Riley 38
Paul Arnold 39
C~rmen Ferhm~n 40
Anna Smi th 41
Ke I I)' CroC/han 42
Shawn lew;tlen 42
['eni':e Nessina 43
P... ul Arnold 45
Car I a Hark I ewi cz 47
Faul Arnold 48
Cindy Roosevelt 51
Bob SUSSlTr"n 52
JO>'ce Si zemor e 53
Li nda R i I lOY 54
Sandra Se I her 54
"'1~tt Braunstein 54
"Iatt Braunstein 56
P~.u 1 Arnot d 57
Alana Murray 58
ClaUdine Best 58

*CORRECTJON*
The poem on page 45 of the third issue of BayShore News and School
Review was Incorrectly credited to "The Bum '86". The actual author
~haz". W. apologize for this err·or.
~POEMS OF PROBLEMS n

1 am always there. I listen to your problems and try to


give good solutions to them Q But it is getting out of
hand, what started ta be one ended up too many. And now

I have many problems too,but you are not there like r
was for you. So I learned my lesson, I will not bother
you with my problems. I will just cry out silently,
as in writing'poems.

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Schoo!
A LATE ROSE
Today he brought her roses.
He never had before.
A silent tear rolled down his cheek
onto the jacket that he wore.

He told her he was sorry


for things heJd never done.
Like walk along the beach with her
and watch the setting sun.
He never said he loved her
or called her on the phone.
He never kissed her on the cheeK
and said she was his own.
He wanted to make up
for everything he'd missed.
The face he~d never held.
The lips he never kissed.

They never shared their problems


or went on a date.
He wanted to say Al love YOU,u
But now it was too late.
He whispered "I'm sorry.D
and got down on one Knee.
He placed the roses on the grave
where he supposed her heart would be.

K.S.P,.
'87

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School Reviewl 27
The Challenge

Dedicated to the seven astronauts


on the space shuttle Challenger

A tiny 6p&ck ofhopt


soaringabav& the birds, above the treesj
rising higher Ind high.r
and then•••
It was no mONt.

Clouds of doom floated motionless.


oblivious to the passing of time
And, like the clouds,
CUI'" minds froze I
forever locked on a vision of horror
Twisted mltal
fell to the earth,
crlshed into th. ocean
And, with the shuttle,
our- d....ams bt.l'st into flames
and silently glided to the ground

leia Knight Life is a. game.


The Human Race, its pawns.
Everyone takes a turn.
Some win. Some lose,
Never getting a second chance
Life is a game.
Cheating, an impossibil ity.
There are no rules.
Everyone is your opponent.
S~~ ill, a mu st.

Life is a game.
Survival of the fittest.
Constant struggle.
Between man and D~stjny.
Life is a game.
DCI nClt pass GO.
Do not collect $200.
Quitting is death.
Too high a price-even for.
The game of Life.

K.S.P.
"87

28 /5~r,ool Review
Last Goodbye
The light just reaches

Carlisle's camper,
My father's light
!1l)hines set fast on a nearby knoll
awaiting visitors
in the rolling night
who never came back
woodlands of north Georgia,
a white, gauzy puff
and never would again.
The child .. ·sized windows
c ar·essi ng the front 1 awn,
drive, on this time machine
the narrow clay-and-gravel reflect the motor-driven
antenna atop the
roadway bf~l ow.
trailer's eastern end~
its fingers reaching out
His house, a trailer double-wide,
for company in this lonely plac~
sits nestled into the
with no family nearby.
graceful slope
of a pine-covered mountain,
And in the dim morning light
an acre or two
under the glow of
of deep-red rocky soil
his night light still
i-l11 his own.
filtering through new leaves
we said goodbye,
The light
his three legs unsteady
falls onto his red-(once green)
on the rocky path,
wood walls, and spills too
the curled little finger
on the rising tide of
in our hand.hake,
green grass lapping the island
the fast-moving sad eyes
of pumphouse and well
1:\ r" t:..j c "" 1 at i n 9
out back.
what c:)ur thi.n speech
could not.
Real chrome bumpers
on the tortured old Ford
'F'. Wi 11 i ngham
--"they don't. make 'em lil·::t?
4/3/86
they used to"-
reflect his light,
and the car, itself a reminder
of heartier though less peaceful
times, awaits prolonged service
on the gravel parkway_

One leg of
a worn old lawn chair
replaced this April
by a loving daughter
shines out from under
the aluminum roof protecting
a plain wooden deck
that serves as a platform
for entry into a lifetime
of countless dreams.

School ReVIew': Z.;


January 25
D~dicated to leia Knight

It is time to move on
new stages await;
a closet full of costumes
waiting in the wings

New sets, each hiding behind the old,


props,waiting patiently f
sit backstage. Many will be used
before the curtain 4&116

The show is finished


hold its memories near to you
and cherish them forever
But do not ignore new shows;
a chance to perform a new act
in thl greatest show of all ...
life

A Celebrity

3L'1 '-Schon} Rev 1 ~li.I


School Review! 31
FOR YOU

Asylum I'd cross a. burning dessert


bar-efoot and without drinK
It beginc;. a9ain I'd travel bacK a. million years
at dawn, to find the Missing LinK.
ascending along I'd follow in your footsteps •
a searing tracK to all ends of the world.
~tc:hed deeply I'd Journey down to Ca.iro
into tortured faces. . 'till the Sphinx mystery un.furled.
I'd climb the highest mountain
Niqhtfal.1 forces with just my two bare handa..
a sharper risin9- I'd bra.ve the deepest jungles
Wide terrified eves and search the unmapped la.nds.
seek but find I'd promise you the moon
no re 1 i ef fr'om to "ave all to YOUf'Self.
sounds of 9reat a9on~. I'd forget about my pride
and put it high upon a s.helf.
p ~ L" i 1 t i r, 9h am All of this a.ndmore
2/6/86 I'd do to 11'1 you I<now
I love you now and forever,
and I'll never- 11'1 you go.

K.S.P •
./e7

VREPEATING ALL ALONE Q

All alone I sit and memories keep filling my head of you.


First your face, then what you have said to me,and finally
all the screaming that came with it. I do not understand
why it has to be this way. You hurtlng me ano. I hurting
you,everv time we see each others' face. Tears filled
my eyes when 1 walked down this hall to where ram
sitting.sitting all alone and memories keep filling
my head 0 f ~ou" ... > • _ ........ ~ ............ _ .................. ~ ....... .

l'TWIG U

32 ISct,ool Revie~'
School r-<ev
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DEATH Clt1ES BUT ~CE A YEAR the night before. He is said to be extremely
by: Jerry Lucas CIIS--SiI!:Z:IiD dangerous •• -
DJ want to hear music, not n~s about
-Come on, Laura, it'll be perfect." a woman who got sliced!- He reached over and
T~ stood with his back against the wall, and turned the radio station. He stopped at 95
Laura stood before him. It was lunch time at and Zeppelin was playing. Nice, he thought,
school the day before the long awaited that's more like it. He laid back down, and
Christmas break. glanced at the clock-5:00. Great, he
ITom, you know my mom would never let thought, two more hours and J'11 be holding
me!- She tried not to get angry, but what he Laura in my arms. It's going to an iWesome
was suggelting was foolishness-utter night ••
1

foolishness!
ISo you don't tell her ••• say yodrt Ring.
going to stay the night with Jessica but come "Great, she's bere!' Tom ran to the
over to my house-she'll cover for you. D One foyer, then slowed down and strode the rest
point for Tom. of thf way to the ~oor. He ~ut his hand on
-I don't know,1 there was still somt the knob then he paused a momlnt and looked
doubt in her voice but she was slowly being about the roan, -Fire is going, food is jus.t
convinced. about ready, and I(m excited to no end!- He
lCome on •• ' he wrapped her in his said to hims~lf. Then the door was open
arms, and pulled her close, ~l'll build a No one was there.
fire, make a grtat big dinner. and we'll sit He paused for a second, 'Hello?!'
and talk, and then ~ can ••• • Then he smiled. 'Come on, Laura, stop
Sh. l00ktd up at himrhe didn't like playing ••• D Again he paused awaiting an
that look, lAnd we can do what?' aniWer. He was no longer smiling. 'Hello?'
'Wlll •••whatever tlst we think of He stePPfd outside into the brisk December
doing, Nbat do ya say?· air. He stood on the front walk and looked
·Wlll ••• okay, I gUtss,' and she sank around. DHust be nothing,' he turned,
again to his chest, 81 love you, Tam. D entered the house and slammed the door.
'It'll be perfect, you'll see,· he Ring •
• hispered, kissing the top of her head. He He wasn't even in the living room
had .on! She looked up at him, and their before the doorbell sounded again.
lips met gently. She hugged him DDumb kids!D He turned around to see
tight-something bad is going to happln-she the front door standing wide open. gI'11 get
could feel it. those little s----!- He ran outside and
stood menaCingly on the sid~alk. A figure
'The horribly mutilated corpse of jumped out of the shrubbery and grabbed him
Jane Madison was found today off of U.S. 41 from behind. He whipped around ready to
just north of Palmetto. Her di smembtred body difend him5tlf.
lay in a ditch, her face and torso were laura stood there laughing.
slashed beyond rtcognition. the only positive DDon't do that!!- He yelled. -You
identification is her Florida State driver's know my hands are lethal weapons!!'
liscense which was laying beside her body •• 1 aRight ••• 1 forgot.- She said
Tom lay on his bed dreaming about sarcastically, still laughing. they both
this evening. 'With my mom in Cincinnati] laughed and greeted each other in the usual
won't have a worry in the world,~ he said to manner.
his cat which was laying beside him, 'it will Presently, Tom said, ILet's go inside
be-like totaly awesome ••• a before we freese. D
• ••• the murderer is thought to be
twenty-eight year old Jacob Croone of Acadia, DThat was a fabulous dinner, Tom.-
who escaped from the mental istitution thtre. Laura said as she sat down daintily on the
He was institutional ized Oft December 20, liYing roan sofa. -J didn't know you could
1964, when his parents wert brutally slain cook.'
aYes, I am quite the culinary
genius!D He said acting serious.
"Right, 1 forgot.-

34 i5cr,oo! ffeview
Tom finished cleaning up the Ddinner started kissing him once more.
miSS' as he callQd it, .and strolled over to
join her on the couch.
a I'm so 91 ad Cbr i stlMS break is
finally here,s Laura sighed.
- No, he thought. it wa, too big to be
the cat, but nON his mind ~15 fully on Laura,
and h. di~i,sed his ill feelings a second
time.
·Yta. D irom agreed as he pulled her 'He slowly pushed her over so that
to him. Their lips met, gently at first then . Laura lay prone on the sofa, ~en a scre~ of
more passiontely- '. terror erupted frCXfl her throat. He hadn't
Crash! the chance ·toturn bef·ore he Nas hur lid
'What in the ~ld was that?' Laura across the rOCD. laura screamed agai n as lCG
pu 11 ed away. . looked in .the direction of the sofa. PI man
II don' t kn .. , it CBmt ffoR'l
in a bloody Santa Claus outfit stood aver the
upstairs ••• it's probably Just the stupid back of the love seat with a knife raised,
cat,D ho reached for hlr again- ready to slash Laura's thro_t. There was a
·You should go sae an~ay,· she said, .of) ick of ,the assailant's wrist and seconds
with 50mi fear sh~ing in her eyes. later Laura WI' partially dtcapitated. 10m
DOkay, I'll be bac~.· was frozen in terror. He watched as the
He climbed the stairs mumbling to knife· ""I r!peatedly raised and brought down
himself, Dsomething always has to ruin a on Laura's corpse·but he couldn't move.
perfect moment, and this time it's the dwnb After a minut! tht ~dcher finisbtd
cat!- He reached the top of the stairs Just his gruesCJDe task. The gore-soaked Santa
in time to see the cat run frDl his moth.r's slowly turned his head to Nhere T~ was. lying
bedroom. Oh no, he thoupt, another broken frozen, to reveal his hideously deformed
lamp. He tntered his mom's room and flicked facial features. Then he started to move
the light ~itch, not expecting the light to tONard Tom, raising the knife higher as he
cent on. The light came on and he saw that approached •••
it .as not the lamp that ~s broken, but INO!1
rather tht large cosmttic mirror over her
bureau. Tom sat up in his bid, torn from his
DHow could the cat have done that?· horror-filled slumber. His cat still lay
he ~ondered, -It looks as jf someone punched next to him. HI sat thlrt panting a, the
it.' Just as. hi had spoken .those words a realization that it ~as just a gory
feeling of dread and ill-fate came over nightmare. He glancld at the clock, 6:45,
him-this hous.e is not safe. The,. ha she'd be here in fifteen minutes. He wiped
disregarded those feelings. INo on~ could the ~at fr~ his br~ and ,lowly got up to
have ~t ten in the house, and btsi efts J'm not prepare for Laura's arrival.
going to ruin this evening!- . He let the cat out then hurriedly
sh~ered and started dinner. It was
DU was only the cat,· Tan said beginning to snow and he could hear the cat
assuredly, DI kicked it f~ you. D at the door squalling to be let in.
oGle thanks, now where were WI?· ·Let it frieze.· He said to no ORI,
al think I remember ••• • remebering the dream.
Ring.
Only minutes had passed when Tan's lhtre was the doorbell-shl's here.
eyes came slOl.1Jly open. Scmething ranatros5 He ran to the door, and pulled it open
the room. He jumped back startled. anxiously. No one was there.
DWhat?8 Laura said, looking lNo. This can't be happening. 1 He
concerned. 501 anmed the door and dead-bol ted it. ·No. •
He stared in the diriction in which He turned around and sank to the floor. ·Why
he thought he 5a111 sauthing. The same me, Lord?·
fetling of ill-fate had returned. Ring.
"Nothing ••• 1 thought I s.scxnethiftg IW jumptd away frma the door and
move ••• but ••• • turned to face it. He paused, regaing his
She lcokQd in the direction in which composure, and finally reached for the
he was staring. al don't see anything, it doorknob.
was probably just the cat again.· She -Who i So it?· lit demanded. There was

School Revi~w/ 35
no &RINer, only the beM1 ing of the wind.
'litHo?' Nt unbolted the door, succumbing to
hts curiosity.
Ring.
He flung Dp.D the door. There stood,
OD th. doDrstep, the hideous santa from his
drill, the dtfotmld flCl fOMling a horrifying
smi"1t. His left band CDt up. and Tc:xn could
stt it he Id the frlA 1y decapttattd head of
his girlfriend, Laura, 'her expression was one
of their terror., Th. f i Inddropp.ld the,
sivered bead and said almottt inaudibly, in a
raspin'g voiCt, 'Stltft dreams. ••• •
T.. collapsedto the floor, gibbering
senwlessy, 'and laughing hysterically. Hip,
mind and hfs Laura Mer. both gone.
'With a 'IMaI,' the cat ran'·sbivering
into the house, licked TaD'S face, ind headed
for it'l food diu"

. TtE END

36 /School ReVleu
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School ReVlewl 37
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It SI.es like Ylsterday I was letting go of my mother's hand, and


entlring the world of school. NNI'm ready to graduate and .nt.rtb.
world of working. HGrI I wish I could be starting ouer, but the ti.,
has CCllDf and I must leavt. As everyone iserying and saying thtir
list goodbYIs, I'm trying to be the tough one. ButJ~..guess I'll not
too tough: bteause, the I$t day of school is cCIQ'J~ng: u'p a~d )'merying
nON, Nishing I could go back. .

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38 ISchool Review
School Review/ 39
1HE ctlURl

If you were the sea. I'd learn to sail.


On you 1 dtptnd.
To sh~ me all your treasures
and dtlight ml to no end.
If you wire a paintiAg, I'd study art
Iftd 1.lrn VanGogh.
I'd visit the Prado everyday
so .Y lollt for you could grw.

If you ~re the wind, I'd learn to fly.


Ind you could bt ray guidt.
Finaly you would be be~eath my ~iAg
Yft gtntl. It .Y sidt.

If you ~tre i tret, I'd lie beneath


ift the h.at of I IUllfr's day.
I'd listen to you uhisptr
as your IliY'S Ind braacbts twaytd.
If you wtre IIY love, I'd 1000e YOU so
until the .nd of tilt.
If YOU wert not, 1 ~ld pursue
until your hlart WIS aint.

KISIP,
'86

I can't believe it-one day we are together and having a great


time, as usual, and then it all changed.
We were the th~ee musketeers-we all were special-NO ONE was to
be singled out or loved more ••• but it happened.
I was very hurt-very sad. When you came back you said nothing
had to change with us, well things changed with all of us. Did YOU
honestly think that could'have been avoided?!?
I just wish things didn't have to change. I wasn't prepared.
I'm sorry.

L.B.G.
'87

41l' /School RevielL'


fHE WAY I FEEL A flaming light falling from the sky,
dedicated tOI Remo A wish for a magical ~Y6tlry ride.
Tht air is cold.
It feels like a sheet of thin ice,
When we met, Dreams from the heart of a paradise.
I didn"t know, The gl~ of the loue is all around,
i f you"d stay, A waterfall of magical colours is found.
or if you'd go.
And a wishing ~el1 for all the wishes,
I I ave you,
For dreams and hop.s and all the kisses.
They all comt true.
vEtry much too,
but, you always left me, Soft, green grass to Jay upon,
f •• l ing blue.
There is no right and no wrong.
BlueJays Sing a song for YOU.
You used me, I only wish that this place is true.
but I didn"t care
but to use you,
I didn't dare. CHAZ

If we meet again,
I'll love you more,
than I did then.
I promise,
I'll always care,
Too lose you, THE MASQUERADE
!"d never dare!
He wears a cloak of unconcern
KIM darkening as he nears her.
She wears a mask of smug content
glowing as he passes.
Beneath his hat hide memories
of long ~orgotten times.
some good, some bad
None escaping for him to see.
The jewels on her gown paint pictures
of a s~emingly distant past
too painful to look at
Held up high.

E>'E'S show the pa in


the m~rnor i es, the tru th.
J
He removes the cloak, the hat.
She abandons the mask, looks down at
her dress •••
..• and they embrace.

K.S.P.
"87

School Reviewl 41
Wondering
~ .. -.-
Sitting in a hot classroom
,.. .. ..
~

I pause and wonder,


Words buzz back and forth
Whir ling 'round and 'round.
Dust rises up. sticking to
My throat and face
Colors fade and lift settms dull
No one notices that I sit
..: ...... ,..- All alone and in the corner•
I too could tall< and yell. but still
ll<eep to myself, and pause,and wonder.
.. ~
-~-

Lora Kipp '88

To make up a poem is v~ry hard to do,


Especially i f that certain poem concerns you.
I wan t to make it up from m)' hear t ,
Wi thou t the be I ch i n9 and the .sr~r ts.
I don't know why you think I'm weird.
Because my hair sticks up in the air?
Just take a look down to your feet.
A person like you in orange sneeks?
When you smile at me, i t makes my day.
You laugh weird I might say,
And all the other things you do.
You can't help it because yoU are you.

CHAZ

42 /Scnool R@view
School Reviewi 43
I see that YOU wonder why I don~t talk
to YOU, I just can~t.... I wonder
i f I did -1 might tell YOU I miss YOu, I
don't want YOU to Know that.
You would love to know that YOU left a void.
I ask around about YOu. J guess a lot
of people wonder why I~m so concerned with
your 1 ife. I wonder why J~m so concerned
about you sometimes.
Do yOU even wonder about me?

LBG

Not-So-F~us Quotes
conp i led by: Bob SusSDan
·Surf NlkedD-a drugged out surfer
IEvtr~ert YOU 90 there's a critic.I-Bob
INo matter where you go, there you are.D-Buckarro Banzai
IHty, there's somtthing supernatural going on around hert.l-the radio
·Oying is easy, telling jokes is hard.l-someone
lIt's too bad Iht ~'t liv~. Then again, who does.?I- a blade runner
II've lost my youthful idoli~.D~il0 Bloom
-My way 04 life is play hard, live fast, and have clean
underwear. I-Dau id Adi son
IAlllwant is. for iffY country is. to lout me as much as I love my
country!!·-John Rambo
lNuke 'rm til they glow, I-Ronald Reagan
AHow to fly: Thr~ yourself at the ground and miss.·~thur Dent
IDon't panicl-the book
IJ'm all for crucifixion!! Nail'~ up, I say!! Nail sam, sense into
thtm!!'-crucifixion supporter
'Eat right, diet, and exercise and you di. an~ay.'-Richard Simmons
'Slink and you'r, mine.I-Sonny Croct,t
IWhat's the point?!?a~ax Headroom
gl don't want to sound negative, but NO!'~ike the cool person
IOH WOW! HEAUV! HEAVY!!8- ne il th, Hippy
'n,il, your bedroom is on fir,!I-Rik and Vivian
IWon't the floor get sticky?'-Rik talking to Vivan
lit's a video na5ty!~·~ivian talking to Rik
IJ'm glad Rik and Vivian told me my bedroom was on fire or J might
haue gone to bed and burned to death in my sleep.~-neil the Hippy
IParty Naked. a dru99pd out party creature
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ICharacter is what you give in the dark.'-John Warfen


I)f I ever had to fight a dragon, I would think of it frOl his point
of view. I-a hippy knight of the 5quare table .
-Blood is thicker than water, so beware of thick relativfs.I-Groo

44 !Sc~ool ReVIew
School Review,4'=.
Hi Amiga.

How we became friends, I don~t know why?


Two different people, side by side.
I 1 ike to make poems and I also dance.
1 know that you don't even stand a chance.
You like to play sports, 1 ike soccer and running.
And I think that they are totally boring.
Music is the only thing that keeps us together.
And let's keep our friendship forever and ever.

lh. Flame
The flame
flick.r£ in the wind
5IIoke rises
to the sky

My hoos. is being des.troy,d


by the flame

the fllme
swirls around memories
of th, past
in my roan

My ch i 1dhood is be i ng dtstroy.d
by the flame

In the fl.,
1 see a person
dancing in th, light
that person is IIti
I artl be i n9 destror,d
by the flame

Leia Knight

-FEELING LWE-
1'm afrai d now, to ta 1k to you, more than you wi 11 ever know. I t used
to bt C ou 1d tal k to you wit h ou t an y p r ob 1ems, bu t n ow ~h a t J say
comes out all wrong. 1 get nervous and wonder am I looking just
right. ] guess, that] am feel ing love.
-Twig-

46 /Sc";Qo} Review
CARLA
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School Revlew! 47
Chapttt 2

It was an afternoon that I'll neuer forget. 1 came hODe from


s.chool in my us.ual Nay. I walked in our side door, e-xpectiog to gtt
a friendly greeting from my dog and to see my mom walk out of the
kitchen with a gla" of tea. Somtthing was diff,rent, ) could senSi
it. Hom CInI ouer to me, crying. I could tell that she had calmed
down for my arrival from school. I walked a bit further. Dad was on
the couch. He just sat there as if he didn't know what to say. They
both called., over to th~ couch. 'Your father has somtthing to say,'
Han said.
I looked at him. II haue to be honest with you.' There was. a
pause.
'Tell her,' HOm said.
Dad took my hand, 'Baby, I've had an affair.' NUmbDtss.. I heard
no more about it fran Dad. Tears just burst out of my eyes. I
couldn't stop crying. Hom looked at lilt with a look that .Hed my
nudmess.
'00 you understand?' she asked.
-I think 50,' I said. My mind Nandered off again. "C* could he
do this to us? Our family has always been so close. Hom and Dad havt
been married for tNenty years. Numbness •••
A lot has happened since then. I've grown up since thin,
phYlical1y, but more emotionally. That kind of shock changes you.
Mom and Dad have pot off gttting a diuorce until they're 'rational.'
Will, tomorr~ is the beginning of the end. Hom and I are mouing into
an Ipart~nt. Dad's moving into a place cloitr to his worK. The one
thing 1 haue to lean on has fallen to pieces. The feeling is so
strangt. This is my last night in my only house 1 relJlllDblr, ai a
family. The house has been sold. Boxes are euerywhere, full of
clothe~, book~, mtmorie~. I'm in bid, taking in this end of an era.
I suddenly can remember so much about this room. This endless nights
and friends and HlV. All the feelin9~, why must it end? As 1 drift
off to sle.p, I can hear my TV being turned off by Han. I feel her
brush lIAr the hars frcn Ity cheek,. -Good night baby,' she says
softly, 'we'te going to do all right.-
Buzz!!! Suddenly, for a brief mOltnt I can't remember what's
happening. Reality. I roll ouer. The ~over will be here soon. I
quickly gtt drtsStd, tht~ing my night clothes in a plastic bag to
tlke with me. Within hours, the movlrs have taken everything. Thl
last load is going now. HOm and) get into the car slowly. J'm
crying, but not because of the horrid memories. I'm crying because of
the ending. Dad comes ouer to my car door to shut it. 'Goodbye.
Call me when YOU get settled in. Uh ••• how about lunch next Tuesday?-
he asked, trying to kill the sorrow oi the ~nt. -. loue YOU. J'm
so sorry for putting you through this. I want ••• • I shut the car
door and gavi Hom the signal to stlrt the Cit. J looktd straight
ahead ai WI pulled away. 1 can't euen look batk. Goodbye, house.
Goodbye, neighbors.. Goodbye, innocence. Goodbye, happiness.

48 lSchoQI Rev!ew
"STARING CRAZILY"

Why do YOU sta~e at me so? So that when I looK at you,


I go c~azy wonde~ing what you are thinKing about. Are
you mad at me? I~ve done nothing to you. A~e you in
love with me? I/ve done nothing to cause this. Or are
you just a daydream? I will never know.
ANSWER ME!! L..Jhy do yOU stare a t me :.o? ~ !

IITwigl.
To Slay a D.... agon

Onc& a knight in shining armor was I,


So brave, strong, and young.
With my looks as fresh and handsome
as a flower, I was gallant with the ladies.

Upon a swift whit& steed I rode.


My sword, encrusted with b .... ill iant jewels,
hung in a sheath beneath my belt.
The cape I wo .... e, of the utmost craftrnanship.
Each joust I won with ease.
I've rescued damsels in distress,
and l'v9 slain dragons as fierce as a summer sun.
I have fought for my king, my country, and for my heart.

But, alas, i t is different now/


An outcast among men-the brave, ~he strong, and the young-
I sit and watch from afar as
they win jousts and rescue fair maidens.
My armor is now rusty and tarnished,
My steed, old and lame.
My sword no longer has j ewe 1 s nor- ism)' cape freoe fr'om teoars.
My shield is old and scarred as is my soul.
No longer do I fight for my country.
No longer do I rescue ladies so fai .....
But, there .is onela.$t dragorl that I must slay.
He is most powerful,' but most conquer·ed.
He is the serpent who breathes the fire of 1 ife into my body .
. And now he must be s 1 a in .••
••• for l am old.

K.S.P.
'86
Two Number's
dedicated to: Bobbie Rom~ngnlno
Past, Present, and Future
Who would ever think
t '",:d :\-';0 r·Jumbl? r·~. C ~u 'SI?' ~.IJ C h p:o. I r, .•.. There are the stars, the moon,
Who could ~uer guess and yet there is the universe.
what Two Numbers stand to gaIn? 1 look around and I see f 1 OINers,
I sme 1 1 t h Eo air, an d I t ou c h
.:Ar~ a. s),mbol
TI ... IO NIJmber's the earth.
by blu~ and gold.
bacK~d In my mind there is peace
Two Numbers are prote(~ion but in this place that I
that make the w~arer bold. exist there is not.
Yesterday, what did 1 do? I
rwo Numbers mean so much cannot r-emember.
but two people matter more. Today, I sit and think. What
Two f'·lumbers ar'e two number,=". sha 11 1 be?
Only that and nothing morp. Bu t tomor-r'ow--l see bloodshed,
I smell death, and I touch th~
Tl.lle- Nljmb~r's ma.Ke it sa f~ sand. There is silence.
t (I ~tl ~:-.' thE' 1 itt 1 e game.
8ec~u~~ lwo Numbers always w~n Tatjana Thompson
and Two Numbers aren't to blame. "88
K.S.P.
'87
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52 IScnoo ..~ 0 . .
,~ev l~tll
Runaway
The day was warm and bright. but with a touch 04 winter in the
air. As she climbed on her bike. dry leaves scattered across the
pavem.nt. Th. houSit she left behind stood bl~ak in the ye110w light
of fall. Snow would never fall, she thought.
She blftw a looSf' lock of hair from her fac. as her biKe began
rolling. Reaching the end of the driveway, she braced herself for the
long trip aheAd. She might not make it. but her determination ran
fast and deep. If she didn't make itt she would die trying.

It was the fourth day oi her ~y. The savage gleam in her
eye, never dulling. The hair that she so carelessly blew from her
face now hung matted and strings against her scalp. H~r legs and body
were covered with days of sweat and mud. She grimaced, wishing that
she hid 'limit to bathe Of' at least wash her faci. She almost felt that
her spirit and vigor were trapped by the coat of grime.

On the sbcth diY, her legs b&gan tearing down years of built up
muscle. Her arms were bent, even when relaxed, and her hands were
talons, locked into a permanant grip upon the handlebars. She was •
past caring about her filth, and her hair blew into her face
unnoticed. ThR faint burn on h~r face was the rewlt of six steady
da.ys of sun, wind, and increasing cold. The sky held the promise of
snow.
She glanced up at the thicKening sky. The sight scare-d her.
Snow would ruin her plan, a plan that had taken months to work out, a
plan she had staked her IH~ on. She shivlred, not just from the
cold.
She wasn't prepared, not for such a strenuous mission. She was
falling apart, losing ground to insatiable elements. Her strength was
dying.

1t was the seventh day. Her body lay mangled, bleeding a dark
stain on the new pavement. The bike lay there. with one wheel
spiming. The truck stood silent on the curb, the driver fled.
Snow fell gently from the sky, a final defiance

Anonymous
54 /Scnool R~view
DBeauty Isn't
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Everything~
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by: Lau~i Mena~d '87

A woman's face sometimes can be a terrible thing. There is


beau ty :i n a woman's face; love can 1 i e in the deep v i bran t eyes j the
full red mouth may hold tenderness and compassion. But a woman's face
which can be all things to all men can also be the face of evil
incarnate. Satan can hide behind the fair-skinned facade of a waman's
beauty. The story shall now begin, of a tale in which a woman who is
the loveliest woman that ever lived. I have created her in all the
possible ways. Her name is Astra Vale.
Astra Vale was not always lovely. Indeed--in the 1 ittle village
of Jnnisfree, a green jewel set down in the b~eathtaking hills of
Ireland, no child was born uglier. Her little face was gnarled and
crooked, her lips overly thick. She was not a pretty baby at all.
Her sainted mother crossed herself fearfully and made pilgrimages to
the church beyond the hill and p~ayed to God to set her child aright.
For the first years of her life, no one ever set eyes upon Astra Vale.
Her widowed mother was too ashamed to show her ugly offsp~in9 to her
friends.
One windy day, Ast~a Vale, age eleven, sc~pered into the heather
in search of a lost ball. There she met the silent man who led her to
a dark cave and invoked tht p~ers of darkness over her. The child
was awed and when the dark stranger disappeared and Astra returned
home, her mother almost collapsed at 'the sight of her. For a glow
surrounded her child. And the gnarled, twisted face was a thing of
the of the past. Astra Vale ~as now serenely beautiful--great majesty
gl~ed on the little face. Mother Vale crossed herself--her prayers
had been answered, or were they? And from that day ~orward, Astra
Vale's beauty became almost legendary in the town of Innisfree. For
miles around, she was the celebrated girl of that part of the country.
The years flew by and the vibrant, lush magnificence of Astra
Vale's face k~pt pace with InnisfreeJs history. And one day, she was
eighteen and at least fifteen men would have gladly ~um the channel
just for a look from her. But nature took its normal course and Astra
Vale lost her heart to Tom Reilly. The wedding day was a big one--a
roaring, noiSY, happy occasion for everybody. And Tom Reilly and
Astra Vale tripped happily to the little cottage that Tom had built
with his own hands in the valley.
All lnnis~ree waited for the fine line of offspring their union
would bring forth. But history, fatal history, repeats itself. One
night. almost a year later, Astra bore Tom Reilly a son. A
frightening terrible, hideous son, and her anguished screams filled
the cottag.. And when Tom and tht midwife had quitted her down and
taken the baby from the room, Astra fell into a troubled sleep. But
she awoke soon to the sound of logs crack) ing on the fireplace--and
the dark stranger was standing in the center of the room. Astra
recognized him immediately from her childhood memories of the windy
afternoon long ago. And when she asked the stranger what he wanted,
his mocking an~er brought forth her worst fears and suspicions •••
-I gave you beauty,· the stranger said, nUnforgettable beauty for

School Review! 55
the price of bringing SatanJs child into the world. And YOU cannot
break your bargain.- With that, the stranger vanished in a cloud of
sulphur and fire. And Ast~a Vale lay terrified in bed all through the
night, pondering and torturing herself for a solution. And when d~n
poked through the windows, she knew what she had to do.
Carefully she got out of bed, walked over to the mirror on the
w~ll and stared at herself. She saw the gleaming wonder and b.auty
that was the face of Astra Vale. Then closing her eyes, she picked up
her sewing shears and steeling herself, drew the sharp points into her
own face over and over again.
The End

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56 ;Sc~ooj Review
DoC'..\OR
By: Don DeMott
There ''Jere
On Saturday several
April nineteenth, categories from
held at Palma elementary
Sola Bay, was the school, mi ddh
Plastic Boat school, high
Regatta which is school, and
part o~ the above. The races
DeSoto were held in
Ce lebrat ion. heats by the
There were over ages. The
seventy-five entries would
entries and race and at the
fifteen hundred end the winners
people came to frOO'l -e.\ e·,V',~... ta,..y
watch the~·e boats school to high
race. school ages raced
The Regatta to get the
was sponsored by overd.ll wi nner.
Welcraft and Then the 0) der a·
Marine Outlet. ge classes raced
Welcraft took to find the
this event ~ery ouerall winner.
ser i (.us' y by
having twenty to
twenty-five
entries. They
had entries .-~ ........~....;.;;::..
that resembeled .. ~~
their scarab and
sailboats.

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As this ~(hool year draw~ to a clo~~,
you might be wondering about who will be
~ittin9 in your seat. You might wonder who
might be the next to hear Mr. Savage say,"}
don't BElEEVE it!D or Mr. Willingham
say,DOutstanding!"
Perhaps, rather than thinking ahead,
you/re thinKing back to your days in
elementary ~chool. You're remembering tho~e
WONDERFUL Dick and Jane books. Tho~e days
were so carefr·pe, no research papers, no AP
exams, no detentions. Or were they??
Harch wa~ "Husic Appreciation Honthl and
Mrs. Jane Stewart, music teacher at Daughtrey
Elementary School,decided to hold a Dname the
songl contest. Once a week. Hrs stewart
played a well-known song over the intercom on
the morning announcements. The students were
then given the opportunity to write down the
hime of the song.
One morning, Mrs. stewart played QThe
star Spangled Banner n for the kids.
Simplicity itseli, right? WRONG~ ~!' Wh~n
lED
she received the· responses, she discovered
that the students. nuded 500le seriou!:. review,
Some of these response~ became the talk of
the s.chocil for one reason or an(\th~r.

These students were closer than most:

IThe Stars of Hagle Banner'

UThe Star Spander Bander D

'The star Spanker"


THE
"Star Bingo Banner'
(Hint: sound these out!)
"Housay Can You See"

Doasby, The Early"??????

p~[3E[Jns...
aD ~ay

"Bonser lee Light"*


Thes~ kid~ werp on thp right track:

·Nasnal nanthum·
By: Shprry St~wart
INainal Lantam D

60 IBayshore News
OOPS! Right idea; Wrong tune!

·We Wish You America D


I LED THE DAmarker SWett Labrerte·

PIGEONS TO 'Tbe ADser is Amrciac'

THE FLAG OF DMy Country Thisfy·

THE UNITED, -My Gontree Tis Of BeD

SI~TES OF II Plage The Ealich l

AMERICA gStachu of LibrertyD


.IAamara i~ ButfulDI
AND TO THE Now you have to think about that one :
abu-t-ful D • How's a third arader
supposed to understand that Dbeautiful ' is
PUBLIC pronounced the way it is????

FOR RICHARD· What's this? You're in the WRONG season!

STANDS -Easter is here agin-


lBuy He A Little Pony'??? Has anyone
ever heard THAT before?

On behalf of the Classes of '93 '94


'95, '96, and '97, I hope you enjoyed this a~
much as I enjoyed sorting through it •
........-__...i!£!Z .. \...... _~~ - .,

ONE NATION~
UNDER GOD:
INVISIBLE. !

WITH LIBERTY
AND
JUSTICE FOR
ALL!
HUMOR AND SATIRE
At the graduation ceremony

we don't reCezV& our diploma.

We ge t a t.'Jor th 1 ess scroll

of paper.

62 IBayshore New:
Even after we graduate, we still have no rights -

lJ·Je c an ~ t even throw·our caps in the

or- can we?!


9R(9WIN9 PfiIN!i
HOW TO CHOOSE ACAREER
For YOU seniors the year is almost ouer.
For all the underclassmen, it is time to
dec i de what courses you wi 11 take in p1ann i n9
for the future. How will you choose your
carter?
Host schools provide counselors that are
there to give you advice on what road would
be best for YOU to take. They all encourage
you to take full advantage of your required
schoo) years and to complete them. Education
is a must in finding a place in the working
world. Anyone who does not make the best of
learning in his school years will not be very
high in the competition when it cames to
getting a job.
Dropping out of school will also hinder
your SUCCISS in getting a job. Dropout rates
are going up, and so are the standards for
the working force which makes the competition
eYIn more difficult.
Counselors often 4eel a -bigher
education D is the answer to make it in this
IIOdern world. But uni versHy educat i on is
not always needed to accomplish great things
• state~n and author Sir Winston Churchill
had no technical university education. lb.re
are many other choi ces for thoSt of you who
choose to be different.
A clostr look at the job Charket
indicates that a higher education is not
necessarily the best avenUf to a good job.
HaRY, even with university degrees are
finding it hard to find jobs and are often
OVER qualified for well-paying jobs. Today,
4 out of 5 jobs do not require a hightr
education, and a degree ~ay be a handicap
rather than a help. In many fields. college,
are turni.ng out more graduates than there are
jobs.
Consult those who know you weI. and who
h~ve your best interests at heart when
looking for advice on chOOSing a career. A
djscu5sion with such a person may help point
YOU in the direction for which you may be
able to find a successful career.
Many young people have decided against
long-term schooling because of the
uncertainty of tht future. Also. too. the
advance of technology may make training in a
certain field obsolete.
Think about your future. Use your high
school years to take courses that wi 11 he 1p
you to develop useful skills n~ and that
will make fi nding a job easi Ir •
. Have YOU ex_i ned the courses the school
offers and h~ they might aid you in training
for a certain field? ConSider, too, the
option of vocational programs that are in
conjuction with the school progr~s which
offer such practical courses as mechanics,
computer programming, plumbing, and other
beneficial courses that ~ld be of help in
letting you choose a career that is right for
you.
With careful planning YOU can choose a
career that will make your future a secure
one and one that you will be happy with.

By: Adrienne Moning'


~@
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'irr. filii GIG

By: Laura Pearce

... The production of Clos~ • •• _§ 1 a.~..i.E!..9._li.~.:;i~lle s i s t h eo


EJl.~qlJ n t e r ':'. I.J..I a ,:. so sh r- au de din only-American film to have its
~.t:'c.r-ec>' th·at one da.;: it=:o IJJr' iter· sound eff~cts censofed in
and director~ steven Spielburg. t h I? .-:t t r' i cal r· e 1 .::. .:'. :; e ? I r. 1 975 ,
was refused admittance after he Spanish authorities removed the
f..\Jent to I..'Jor·k: 1••••lithclut his II g;;c. ,:. t r' CI n clm i I::: a 1 n 0 i s eo s .. f r' om the
·;,.ecur i ty b-e..dge? bean-eating scene. .

... Author Mario Puzo sold the


Jh~..§.p'~.:i£~ t h e..c.
t i l m r' i gh t =:.
t CI
to Paramount studios for only
$ 35 ~ nIjG?

• • • 0 nth e so tJ rl d t rae k 0 f 6il..L ... Coors was the beer used in


1. . Jh i ch Way ·Y92d_Ca.fu. C1 in t t 1"1 e mCII.) i e Srn.p ~~ e y and t h t?
Eastwood teamed up with Ra) 8a.nd i t ? I t 1,.·•.Ia.:· al SCI the
tc: ·...;.:n9 thE' sClng~
Ch:~.r·les. favorite brew of E.T. as ~een
11 E: e e r· s To \. 0 IJ II ? i~ one of the most memorable
scenes of the same movie.

66 IBayshore News
..• ;ne giant mechanical shark • • • T h ~ mOl.) i e BJ.s· p 1 a. f. e 10..1 ~ ~
: nth e J a.I).J =- t r' i log ::.' IT! .c" :j (. for' IJ n de r
mil 1 i CI rl ~ y' e '$~: ~
(~icknamed "Bruce"), cost $2 i t grossed twice that in its
f1;; i 1 i clrr? fjrst five days of release?

••• Al though TJ~€' Sound (If


t"l u :. i C
l/..1 .~. =: a. n Am eo r' i c a. n f e .:c. t u r' e
film, its cast was almost
entirel} British?

... The f i 1IT! Amer' i can Gr .~I.+il.1i .•• The mOl..' i e ~:~r·a.rne: v:'......
spawned the careers of Richard tJ::"'W'1 p r.:. I"'J ;:-,.~.
b a. ;:. eo don thE'
DreYfuss~ Cindy Will iams, Ron b t? :. t .::.. ell i q 9 n CII.,' Eo 1 b)' A v eo r' )'
Howard, Paul Le Mat, Candy Corman, which itself was based
Clar~, MacKenzie Phillips, upon the real divorce of' Fred
Suzanne Somers, and George l<r·-3.mer·B.nd hi:. custody battle
Lucas? for his three sons?

... rhe movie E.T. Th~


E >:. t r' ."3. !: ~ r r' t' .:.. t r' i .::1. t b r' Ct k e a. 1 1
box-office records by th? fall
of 1982; becoming the number
on e, top gr' 0:·":· i n 9 f i 1 m cd all
time? It sold a record $169
rn ill ion i n t I :: k E.' t:;. ; \I : t '~. f i r ~ t
'::1':' d.::;.·:-. () -f r' E ~ '= :'1. '~. E: •

... Dustin Hoffman tooK • • . p ~. r' ts 0 of ~:!.Q.§' r' IT! ~.•!l_!..l 1.·•.1e r' i:·
three-and-a-half hours Eoveryd~/ fi lmed simul taneouslY wi th
to prepare for his role as §.k1~L.!T.L.:u:!....J 2
Dorothy Michaels in Tootsie?

Source: Box Office Champions copyright 1984

Bayshore News/ 67
8y: Kaylrigh

Charley sighed. This was not turning nDonii 1001< the typetll she -finished for
out to be one of her better weeks. StucK in him.
Harold waited for her to continuet or at
-find a King and some leprechauns. "Really
she thought. "what else can happen?'1
,I
medieval Ireland with a wimpy know-it-all io
least for her to insult him again, but she
didn't say anything. He took a closer look
Having resigned herseH to the fact that 4l.t her ~.S they strode into the forest.
she was going to be here in Ireland for a looking as though they had a specific
while at least, she set herself to the task destina tionf while in fact only wandering.
of figuring out What To Do Next. She took a He was siill wondering about her when he
siep "award, and after nearly tripping over walked into the tree.
Harold. she decided she ought to rouse him to Charley sighed. "Will you watch where
conciousness afore'n someone else did him you'regoing?" she pleaded.
worse. AWhere are we going, and maybe 1'l)
A-fore'n? watch," he snapped, no longer intrigued by
Charley shook her head. CIYou read too her apparent - dare he say it - Knowledge, as
much,u she murmured aloud. IIHarold. get up,,' by the pain in his head.
she said impatiently. He didn't stir. "1 "We're going to find a leprechaun,u she
haven't got all day, you know." she said matter-of-factly. Never mind that they
continued. He still didn't move. "What is x weren't supposed to exist.
equals negative b plus or minus the square "That's crazy," Harold said. "Everyone
root of b squared minus four a c all over two knows they don't exist."
a?CI II Not everyone has been recently told by

liThe quadratic formula, very basic God to find them and help out an Irish l<ing
elementary algebra. what are you talking either," she said. "Eesides, I saw one while
about?" he mumbled. pulling himself up. you were mumbling on about some stupid math
"We've got to find some leprechauns," something. fI
she said. liThe sooner we get this donet the uYou saw one?!" Harold asked
faster we can get home and find a computer incredulously. He was so -flabbergasted he
for you before you go nuts.1t Harold wass missed the fact that she had been mumbling on
still in a daze. but obediently followed about the II math some1hing", a chance to prove
Charley when she started to walk away. He her wrong he rarely came by. "Did it breathe
remembered something about leprechauns, but fire?"
what did the quadratic -formula have to do II Fire?lI Charley said. "leprechauns

with it? don/t breathe fire. 1I


"Hey,1I he said, calling after her. "Oh,1I Harold said. "I I<new that, 1 was
ItWhat,n she called bacJ<, not looking. jJst making sure you knew what you were
"How did you know that formula?" he talking about." He hoped his copver-up would
asKed. She was becoming more of an enigma work. IIWhat did he do?"
each time he looked at her, which admittedly IIDisappeared,.. she said. They came to a
wasn't very often. clearing and Charley stopped walking and sat
"I took algebra." she said defensively. down. Harold -followed her, lackjng further
Harold caught up with her brisk pace, direction. She stared into the trees for a
plJ2zling over her apparent ability to minute, deep in thgought.
comprehend concepts he had presumed far "Why did - 1\
beyond her mental capacity. tlShhh,1t Charley inter·rupted Harold.
IIBut you-" uJ/ m thinkin9t she said. Abruptly she turned

68 iB~~shore News
to him. "Do you drink?u sh~ asked. IIShut up and do as you're told!n Charley
"DrinK what?" he asked. said. The leprechaun stopped squirming.
"liquor.1I she sighed. He was supposed aNow, do we or do we not have three wishes?"
.1 Really t must you be so rough on the
to be intelligent?
"Of cour~ not!" he cried indignantly. poor thing?" Harold said.
UWhy, the very idea! It's horrible, it "Harold." Charley began in exasperation,
messes up your mind, you can't thinl<, walk, lido you want to go home'?"
or talk .straight, and besides it's NOT RIGHT! IIWhat are you talking about? You know
Just because you indulge in the habit doesn't He won't stand for - oh, I see,"
mean the rest of the world agrees witrh you. Harold said, finally understanding what
My mother always told me ••• " Harold kept Charley was driving at. PI wish ...tI he
talking but Charley woulddn't listen. began..
"I didn't ask for an AA pamphlet. I IIDon/t say anything yet!" Charley
asked if you drank.a yelled ..
"Why?" he asked. II Aye," the leprechaun added. "Or 1 may

"Because," she began, weary of having to not give ye your wishes."


explain everything to him, "there's no easier "Don't play games with me, vermin,M
way to catch a leprechaun than with alcohol. Charley threatened. She wanted to go home.
We should try to find some." and may God strike her down if she didn't
"Where are we going to do that? We are make it. tlJust give us our wishes.1I
in a forest in the middle of ancient IIlook!1I the leprechaun said, pointing up
Ireland." into the trees.
"Didn't He say something about a king?1I "Where?" Harold said, following the
she asKed. leprechauns finger. Charley was not so
"Ves," Harold answerltd. ignorant.
aWell. let's go.n She stood up and took "Cute, but 1 know your tricks. Look,
a step in one direction, then changed to 1111 make a deal with you. You be very
another. cooperative and I'll wish you an unlimited
"Do you know where you're going," Harold supply of ale ..11
asked, following her nonetheless. The leprechaun's. eyes brightened and he
liTo find a castl@, and the ale therein.1I nodded vigorously. "How did you learn so
She was suddenly startled by an object on her much about leprechauns?" Harold asl<ed, amazed
shoulder. at her seemingly endless knowledge of things
IIPardon meta the tiny leprechaun said as varied as the quadratic formula and the
into her ear, "but did I hear you say you secret desires of leprechauns.
were looking for ale?" ·'Shut up. I'm trying to thinl<." Charley
Charley smiled. lilt worked,.1 she stared into the leprechaun/s eyes. liDo you
though1. "Yes," she said. liDo you I<now if promise, on the life of Kjng Brian, that you
there's a castle nearby?1I will not try and escape after the first wish
liAs a matter of fact, darlin', there has been made?fI
~st may be one over past the clearinJ. Are IIAye, I do. Never in me life 'ave I 'ad
ye expectin' t'find ale there?U such a rough go of it.1I
"We hope to. Would you like to come Charley said,lIGood, 1'11 make my first
with us?" Charley asl<ed. Harold stood to her wish. II wish that this leprchaun••• ' what
right, mouth agape again, coming to terms did you say yOUI' name was?"
with this phenomenom. "O'Hara."
II Why , only if your sure t'wouldn't be a
n'I wish that this leprechaun,O/Hara,
bother," 'the leprechaln said. III hear the might enjoy all the ale he can drink for the
king in that castle has a grand wine rest of his days on this earth.1II Suddenly.
store •••11 several hundred kegs of ale cluttered the
Charley plucked the lepl'echaun from her fores t floor.
shoulder before he could say any more. O'Hara stared at the liquor in
tlFirst, though, would you mind granting me my amazement. "NfPver in all me born days lave I
three wishes?" seen such a fine-lookin' forest, ani that be
The leprechaun suddenly looked very true. I'm beholdin ' to ye. Would ye care to
uncomfortable, and twitched and squirmed in join me?" Charley wasn't one to refuse a
Charley's grip. UNot fair!11 he shoLrled. drink from any gentlemant strange accent or
n let me go~!U
not.

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For the first time in several minutes. miss ye. Aye. O'Hara is gOln' to miss you
Harold managed to speak. "Charley. why don't two very much.
you ask him to send us...11 Ji'are ... far ... fawel ...Goodbye." And with that
II 'Aye, 'arold,me friend, you are a Harold and Charley found themselves on the
thinkin' min,' "Charley answered. imitating same sireet comer. 11 had seemed ages since
the leprechaun. III was about to do just Charley had last seen it. She started to
that!U search for ...II Oh,NO!1I
The leprechaun called to them from the "What's the matter?" Harold had started
ground,where already he had drained four kegs to walk away, but at Charley's voice, he
of his endless supply of Alita Are ye quite stopped. uThis is the right city. isn't it?1I
sure that ye won't join me in a keg or two~' Charley looked at him and sighed. III
~.
'Tis truly quite magnif ••• magrnoif ... didn't get a chance to use my third wish!"
mag ••• 'Tis truly fine ale.1I ~
"0.1<. O'Hara .. listen up. ') wish that
I, Charley, and my companion here, Harold,
wish to bll'@turned to cur own city, to the
exact place where we were originally taken
from.' II
nOh, must ye go? This be true, that T'll

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