This issue: FUCKING.

You may or may not like to use this word to describe the physical
expression of love. If you don’t like it, that’s OK, we are going to show you lots of different
ways to talk about sex. The definition of sexual intercourse is the insertion of a man’s penis
into a woman’s vagina. There are “nice” ways to talk about this action like “being intimate”
and other more direct ways like “humping”.
Adult Only Thesaurus - To have sexual intercourse

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to have sex to get it on to fuck

to be intimate to bed to shag
to fornicate to have to screw
to copulate to have it away to hump
to have sexual relations to have it off to get one’s end away
to make love to bonk to get laid
to sleep with to do it to bump uglies
to ride to nail
to bang
to knock off
to bone

The Future Progressive

How the fuck do you make it? What the fuck is it used for?

Present simple of to be + pr esent participle of to go + infinitive Ther e is no special verb form to talk about the future in English, we
use the f uture progressiv e depending on the reason we see for the
future event.
What the fuck does that mean? Ther e are two situations in which we use the future progressive:
(Using we) We are + going + to fuck
The person who is speaking feels there is evidence for a future event.
I am (not)
Example

he Oh Bill, what a mess! That is real ly going to stain my dress.

she is (not) The person who is speaking

makes a decision about the
it going to fuck future.

Example
we
This is my last cigar. After this
you are (not) I am going to stop smoking.

‘I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman,

they Monica Lewinski.’ (Bi ll Clinton)

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He can hold his drink

In their local pub, a man and a woman are having a drink. When the man goes to the
toilet another man sits in his seat and starts talking to the woman.
‘I’m going to shag you here and now,’ says the man.
‘What! How dare you?!’ she replies.
‘And then,’ continues the man, ‘I’m going to strip you naked and lick your body.’

ANSWERS
‘My husband’s going to kill you when he gets back!’ she warns. than sa ying you are going to f uck him/her).

‘And once that’s over with, I’m going to fill your pussy up with beer and then drink
ar e going to make lov e to him/her, it ’s nicer
allowed to hav e sex (but tell the person you

it through a straw!’
If y ou got 10 or more correct answers you are
2.b 3.a 4.b 5.a 6.a 7.b 8.b 9.a 10.b 11.a 12.b

‘Right, that does it!’ she shouts, running off to get her husband.
These are the answers to the exer cise. 1.b

A few minutes later, she returns with him and explains what the pest had said.
‘He says he is going to shag me,’ cries the lady while her husband takes off his coat.
‘And then he wants to lick my naked body,’ she sobs as her husband rolls up his sleeves.
‘And worst of all, he says he is going to fill my pussy with beer and drink it all up through to fornicate vb
(usually means to have sex outside
a straw!’ marriage)

VOCABUL ARY
to copulate vb
At this, the man rolls his sleeves down, puts his coat back on and heads for the door. (v ery formal and often used when
‘What are you going to do?’ protests the woman. talking about animals having sex)
to have sexual relations
The man replies, ‘I’m not going to fight anyone who can drink that much beer!’ can also mean an y kind of sexual
activi ty (unfortunately f or US ex-
president Bi ll Clinton)
to ride vb
can also mean to tr avel on e.g. a
horse, a bicycle
to screw vb
can also mean to drive a screw (a
piece of metal with ridges) into
something
to hump vb
can also mean to carry something that
needs lots of ef fort
to nail vb
can also mean to drive a nail (a thin
piece of metal) into something
to hold one’s drink exp
to be able to drink lots of alcohol
to strip naked phr vb
to take one’s clothes of f
once that’s over with
when that is finished
pussy n RUDE
vagina (also an inf ormal name for a
cat)
running off, to run off phr vb
to run awa y, leave very quickly
pest n
a person who is annoying or causes
tr ouble for someone else
to sob vb
to cry
sleeve n
the part of a shirt, jumper, etc. that
co vers your arms
to head for phr vb
to go to, to go in the direction of

They act like cocks with a drink in them, but they ’re r eally just a pair of chickens

Exercise 4. a) I’m going to make love you

b) I’m going to make love to you.
Some verbs ar e TRANSITIVE and others are INTRANSITIVE. ANSWER_______
5. a) I’m going to screw you.
A TRANSITIVE verb has a DIRECT OBJECT. b) I’m going to screw to you.
E.g. I’m going to fuck y ou. - In this sentence, to fuck is a ANSWER_______
TRANSITIVE verb. 6. a) I’m going to hump you.
b) I’m going to hump with you.
An INTRANSITIVE verb has an INDIRECT OBJECT. ANSWER_______
E.g. I’m going to have sex with you. - In this sentence, to have sex 7. a) I’m going to have sexual relations you.
needs a preposition before the OBJECT, so it is an INTRANSITIVE verb. b) I’m going to have sexual relations with you.
ANSWER_______
You don’t need to know the names of these kinds of verbs, but you do 8. a) I’m going to get my end away you.
need to know how to use them. b) I’m going to get my end away with you.
Have a look at the following sentences. For each number there is one ANSWER_______
correct sentence and one incorrect sentence. Write the correct let ter in 9. a) I’m going to bed you.
the space. The answers are above the glossary. b) I’m going to bed to you.
ANSWER_______
1. a) I’m going to be intimate you. 10. a) I’m going to bump uglies you.
b) I’m going to be intimate with you. b) I’m going to bump uglies wi th you.
ANSWER_______ ANSWER_______
2. a) I’m going to fornicate you. 11. a) I’m going to have you.
b) I’m going to fornicate wi th you. b) I’m going to have with you.
ANSWER_______ ANSWER_______
3. a) I’m going to shag you. 12. a) I’m going to have it of f you.
b) I’m going to shag to you. b) I’m going to have it off with you.
ANSWER_______ ANSWER_______

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