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250 Novels for People Who Have Attention Spans of 140 Characters or Less

250 Novels for People Who Have Attention Spans of 140 Characters or Less

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Published by Denis De Luchi
If one could only write on Twitter
If one could only write on Twitter

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Published by: Denis De Luchi on Aug 23, 2010
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250 Novels for People Whose Attention Span Is Limited to 140Characters
 
 
 Novel 1The Boy on the Burning Deck A boy stood on a brng dk. The fire brnd his pants off. He put on his sister¶s.People laughed, but he got a reality TV show. He is rich. Novel 2The Old Mormon GuyAn old Mormon had mny wives. Wives who got laid MWF were happy.Wives on TThS were ok. Su wives hated hm. 1 day he ws found ded behind the brn, aknitting ndl in his hrt. Novel 3The Old Jewish GuyAn old Jew said hah hah to his wfe. I¶m a man and ur not. She wrapped dougharnd his nk and strangled him. She savd the crcle of dough. That¶s how bagels wereinvented. Novel 4The Young Swedish GirlThis yng grl was blonde and blueyed. She had big bubs and a nce ass. She gota senator in lots of trbl. She got a reality TV show. She is rich. Novel 5SupermanA German guy nmd Nietzsche told another gy he could be Superman. The gylooked silly in red jockeys, but he dint care. He flew off a tall bldg. He died. Nietzsche laughed. Novel 6A book for those few people, like the inmates of Charenton asylum, who would like to
 
 
read a book that has a title which is much, much longer, and has had more thought givento it, than the book of which it is the title.A little rabbit really pissed off old McGregor. He killed it. Novel 7The Happy Farmer Once a trvling salesman came to a frmhouse dr. A grl answered. She wasugly. The slsmn was drunk and nearsighted. He asked hr to marry him. The frmr gave him 3 goats and a Mdl A Ford. Novel 8The Angry Farmer Once a trvling salsmn came to a frmhouse dr. A grl answered. She was ugly.The slsmn dropped his sample case and ran. Bfr he reached the gate the frmr shot himin the ass with a 12 gage. Novel 9The Sad Farmer Once a trvlng salsmn came to a frmhouse dr. The frmr answered. He cried.My doter is in NY learning to play the sitar. The slsmn and the frmr got drunk and eachkissed a sheep. Novel 10The Mad ScientistA guy invented a time mchine. He went bk 100MY and killed a moth. Wen hecame bk to the prsnt, a Japanese girl in a rubbr moth suit bit him on the neck. Then theygot married.

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