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J MUSINGS FROM LONG HILL J

IN LAW, LESS IS MORE ... MORE OR LESS


BY RICHARD MURPHY

LEGAL O
n the 24th of July a congressman created a one of the great literary figures of our civilization.
small controversy by telling an obvious Jonathan Swift wrote what may be the greatest book
truth. The Honorable John Conyers (D- on government and politics ever written.
BRIEF MI) told America that he and his colleagues did not
read the bills they passed. “I love these members, they
Unfortunately, most of the world thinks Gulliver’s
Travels merely children’s literature. We always have in
ROBERT A. GEORGE, ESQ. get up and say, ’Read the bill,’” said Conyers. “What our minds the illustration of Gulliver being tied down
STURBRIDGE ATTORNEY good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you by the Lilliputians.
don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it Swift did not write a child’s book. He was writing for
M O N T H LY L E G A L A D V I C E means after you read the bill?” he said. an adult audience about problems of state. Many of the
FO R REA DERS O F
So the health reform bill, that Mr. Conyers supports, situations he described persist into our time.
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is over 1000 pages. It did not start there. The Patriot In Part II, Chapter VII, A Voyage to Brobdingnag
Act was well over a hundred. The TARP (bailout) bill (the giants) Gulliver tries to instruct the king in the
THE ROUTES TO over 150 pages. Do you think they read those bill?
More likely they told their staff to summarize it for
practices of English political art. His Majesty is not
impressed. The comparison is not in the Brit’s favor.
LOSING ONE’S them.
We constituents are paying our solons $174,000 plus
According to their king, the Brobdingnagian theory of
government is as related by Gulliver,
DRIVER’S LICENSE benefits to not read bills. My first reaction was, I can
do that job.
“He confined the Knowledge of Governing within
very narrow Bounds; to common Sense and Reason, to
Reaction turned to indignation, however, when I Justice and Lenity, to the speedy Determination of civil
T he right to drive may seem to some as sacred as
the right to speak freely. But it is actually consid-
ered a privilege and, as such, the Commonwealth has
realized there was no way I could get that “work.” Also,
I knew as a citizen there is an obligation to think of the
and criminal Causes; with some other obvious Topicks,
which are not worth considering. And, he gave it for his
welfare of the whole polity. Opinion, that whoever could make two Ears of Corn, or
reserved for itself the very powerful right to take away It was at that point I decided to call on the services two blades of Grass to grow upon a Spot of Ground
your license for almost any reason it wants. of the Long Hill Institute of Public Policy (LHIPP). In where only one grew before, would deserve better of
In fact, the Commonwealth has 77 different justi- the April, 2009 Musings From Long Hill, We organized Mankind, and do more essential Service to his Country
fications for yanking a person’s license. LHIPP as our official think tank and promptly solved than the whole Race of Politicians put together.”
Most people know someone who lost their license all the nations economic problems. Unfortunately, no I don’t think we come off any better than Old
because they got in too many speeding tickets or acci- one in government took up our suggestions and thus we England as well.
dents, or they were driving drunk. You can also lose languish in recession. No matter. LHIPP will take up But, as much as I was struck by the common sense
your license for drag racing, cheating on your driving legislative reform and offer to help our Congress to get government of Brobdingnag, It was in my capacity rep-
test or defrauding your insurance company. to the point where they can both read and understand resenting LHIPP that I found the true diamond in Dean
Maybe these reasons make some sense. At least what they vote on. Swifts magnum opus.
they have something to do with driving a car. But At this point, I know my readers are smiling at my “No Law of that Country must exceed in Words the
given the necessity of being able to drive in today’s naiveté. How presumptuous of me to believe I can Number of Letters in their Alphabet, which consists
world, many of the other reasons seem arbitrary and effect that miracle. In truth, I would never claim to be only of two and twenty. But, indeed, few of them extend
punitive. able to work such magic on my own. No, I appeal to even to that Length. They are expressed in the most
You can lose your license if your friend in the pas- plain and simple Terms, wherein those People are not
senger seat tosses trash out the window, or if you don’t mercurial enough to discover above one Interpretation:
pay a fine, or if you don’t tell the Commonwealth
when you move to a new home. GEORGE AND DAVIS, PC And to write a Comment upon any Law is a capital
Crime. As to the Decision of civil Causes, or
The Commonwealth can even revoke your license Proceedings against Criminals, their Precedents are so
if someone says you don’t drive well. This provision in
the law can be used by the Commonwealth to revoke
508-347-7114 few, that they have little Reason to boast of any extraor-
dinary Skill in either.”
the licenses of elderly people who are accused, with-
out any independent evidence, of driving erratically. 509 Main Street, Sturbridge Now there are advantages and disadvantages to
adopting an “honesty in legislation” rule as above. First
Fortunately, free speech is still free, so you can
always call your local representative if you think driv- 15 Lincoln Street, Brookfield and foremost would be, “what you see is what you get”
with any law. Second, Supreme Court sessions would
ing should be a little freer too.
Your local law firm since 1973. last, oh maybe an hour and a half, not merely because a
comment would court execution. Limiting verbiage in
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And now a few words • Estate Plans • Divorce ly on their own biases to look the fool. Not that that
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The disadvantages would be any complex legislation
“Out of all the print advertising we’ve Robert A. George, Esq. would not happen. Yeah, you won’t see a health care
done, we’ve definitely received the most Karen E. Davis, Esq. act.
hits off of our ad in The Sturbridge Times Still, we at LHIPP feel it is important to start some-
Magazine.” Complicated Laws where. You think bills are not going to get bigger? If we
— Paul Dyer, Body Dezines Common Language don’t stop this now, we shall someday see Congress pass
Call 508.347.7077 for more information www.regeorge.net the National Anti Jaywalking and Litter Control
Statute running to 10,000 pages.
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