1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up.

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> 2. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures
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> 3 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
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> 4. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
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> 5. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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> 6. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
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> 7. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are
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> 8. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
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> 9. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only
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> 10. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
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> 11. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
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> 12. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
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> 13. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because
> revenge is a dish best served cold.
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> 14. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no
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> 15. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the
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> 16. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
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> 17. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth;
> Rajinikanth finds you.
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> 18. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
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> 19. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
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> 20. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
> no one fools Rajanikanth.
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> 21. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
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> 22. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch
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> 23. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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> 24. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a
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> 25. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth
> could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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> 26. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he
> shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
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> 27. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
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> 28. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
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> 29. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth,
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> 30. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away
> from Rajinikanth.
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> 31. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs.
> Rajinikanth can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
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> 32. If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you
> mean Rajinikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the
> chance."
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> 33. Rajinikanth can hold a bank up over the phone.
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> 34. Rajinikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.
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> 35. Rajnikanth was once shot in the heart. The bullet died instantly.
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> 36. Rajinikanth's gmail ID is gmail@rajinikanth.com.
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> 37. Rajinikanth never hits the F1 button. He never needs help.
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> 38. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Rajinikanth can kick
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> 39. Some people can tickle your funny bone. Rajinikanth can break it.
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> 40. Rajinikanth didn't do Ghajini because he never forgets.
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> 41. Rajinikanth doesn't post his letters, he just throws them to the
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> 42. Rajini put Harry Potter's name in the goblet of fire