Marathi PJ - Hotel Madhe Zaad ka wadhat nahi...

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Karan tikde wadhayla waiters astat

Marathi shayari:

Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave...

Jewatanna nehami mandi ghalun basave...

Ani bhinti vari Kalnirnay asave.

Ekda ek mulga vargaat joke sangto tar saglya mulaan cha bhaang viskatto ka???
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karan joke tyannchaya dokya varun jaato ;D

college chya athvni -

Tini mala pahile 
Me tila pahile
Tini mala pahile 
Me tila pahile
Ya pahanya pahanyatach tiche 2
Aani mazhe 4 back rahile....

Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala...

Athwan yeta tichi ashru pazarale ghala ghala...

Dongarala Aag laagli pala pala pala.... :-P

Kadu god athavanit tujhya sathav mala,
Maitricha haat hava aslyas athav mala
Majhya waatecha aananda thev tujhya kadech.
Tujhe dukha astil tar pathvun de mala..

Thodese Ashru, Khup sara haswa..

Khup saare prem thodasa ruswa.
Pan nako antar kadhi nako to durawa....
Pawasala laajawel itka asuu de tujhya majhya maitricha olaava.. 

Ek kali mungi lal mungi chya ghari jate. 

Pan vapas yetanna ticha ranga lal-pivala hoto..
Asa ka?
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Karan ti haldi kunku la geli aste.. 

Bharat sodun janarya manasala kay mhantat?

Ans: Hindustan Lever..

Russian door-keeper che naav kay asave?

Ans: Ubha-Ka-Bas-Ki.. 

Bus ani Train madhe kay pharak ahe?

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Apan Bus madhe 'basu' shakto pan Train madhe 'trainu' shakat nahi.

Tumhi eka junglat jata ani khup anhar ahe 

tar tumchya javal lakud ahe ani kandil ahe ta tumhi pahile kay petval?
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:sanga sanga.. 

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me sangu ?

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pahile 

MACHIS chi kadi petval ha ha ha

majya manat tu, majya swasat tu..

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majya manat tu, majya swasat tu..
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fu bai fu fugadi fu......:P

A hilarious Marathi PJ ....

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= Tu aani Me =
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tu sui mi dora,
tu kaali mi gora

tu poli mi bhaat,
tu football mi laath

tu bashi mi cup,
tu ushi mi zhop.
tu ball mi bat,
tu undir mi cat...

mi mungla tu mungi,
tu saadi mi lungi..

tu love mi prem ,
tu photo mi frame..

tu doka mi kes,
tu saban mi fhes.

tu nisarga mi fiza,
tu kavita "Mi Maazha"

tu ghubad mi pankh,
tu vinchu mi dankh.

tu sambaar mi dosa
tu boxer mi thosa

tu kanik mi poli
tu aaushad mi goli.

tu petrol mi car,
tu daru mi bar.

tu dudh mi saai,
tu kes mi dye.....

tu chaha mi lassi,
tu kumkum mi jassi...

tu toop mi loni,
tu dravid mi dhoni....

tu barfi mi pedha,
tu bavlat mi veda...

tu computer mi C.D.,
tu cigaratte mi bidi..

tu dahi mi loni,
tu kes mi pony

tu computer me mail
tu niranjan me tel

tu tiger mi lion
tu dadar me sion

tu takkal mi kes..
tu canteen mi mess
tu kes me konda,
tu dagad me dhonda.
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4 mitra hotel madhe jataat..

waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat..
1st: 1 masala dosa
2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa
3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa
4th: CHALLENGE!!

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gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur..

thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda

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2 chhoti mule ubhi astat.
pahila:mazi aai service karte.
dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi.:-(

4.
Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??"
Dukandaar : "Ho.."
Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya..." 

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ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota..

guruji:gotya,samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.

gotya: majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.
guruji:are samjh ki, tujhya bapacha kai jata??
gotya: khara majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.
guruji:bara,tu bas.....are bandya,samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.
bandya:majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.
guruji:are murkha, samjh ki, tujhya bapacha kai jata??
bandya:bara...thik aahe..phude saanga.
guruju: tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dile..kiti laadu jhale????
bandya: 20!!
guruji:kai re gaadhava, 5 ani 10 vees(20) hotat ???
bandya:samajha ki ho guruji,tumhachya bapacha kai jata??

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2 ri tala ek Mulaga School madhun ghari alayavar vadilana Mhanto

Mulaga : Me udya shool la janar nahi

Baba : kare kay zale
Mulaga : AAj aamachya school madhe aamache vajan kele
Vadil : mag tyacha school madhe n janayacha kay sambandh
Mulaga : kay mahit udya amhala vikun pan taktil

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Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat.....????

Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche....!!!!!

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Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top,mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat. dusre sagle actors
1st te 12th floor var rahtat. sagle lift vapartat. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat.... kaa???

karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye'

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Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?"

Sevak : "Hukum maharaj..."
Raja : "Ispik..."

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Ekda doryachi(thread) bayko dori(thread) preganant aasate.Hospital madhe deliverychya veli complications
hotat tyamule surgery karavi lagate.Operation zalya var doctor baher yetat tar tyana dora
vichrarto,"doctor,doctor kay zal?"
Tar doctor mhantat,"GUNTA zala...!!!"

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mithun ani paal

Mithun chakravarthy aani paal madhye kaay farak aahe??

mithun CHAKRAvarty ani paal BhINTIvarty.... [;p]

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Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste

Are halu, hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste
Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste
Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste

Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe,

Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe
Bolnare lok khotarde astat
Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat
kartil tari kay, Saglech bajirao nastat

Lok nehemi asech vagtat,

Bajiravache prem great mhantat
Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat
Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat

Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi,

Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi
Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste
Manachya kappyat khol khol dadvaychi aste....

Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto …..

Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta

Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee)

Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay

yeta?

Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee)

Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa?

Mulgi : Hooo...

Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav

Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay..

Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De !

Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy
faints on the spot.

Hilarious Hindi PJs ... You have been warned !!!

what is the cube of 13? 

Its : SUROOR wondering how? 

thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log ghanashyam bulate the...batao kyon? 

kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha..

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this is a great PJ .... wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? 

.......Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

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One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for 
the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....????? 
Dhai(2.5) another day ;-) 

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A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. 

What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? 

Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai 

Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai........ 

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Another good PJ: What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
him up...?

.... Ring De Basanti :))