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Below is a collection of sexy text messages. Send these sexy text messages to the person you want to have fun
with.

 Go"SMS" Go to my dearest friend,

.
IF he is busy then wait,
.
OR "AGAR" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
.
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY
 Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
 We don't meet the person everyday who has that kind of magic that makes you fall in love. So if you
ever find the person like this never ever miss the opportunity to say "I LOVE U".
 Firstly, take it in hand.
Then on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.
 Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha"Ruk jao sardar ji,
warna main apni jaan de dungi" Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, "jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana."
  My friend, i heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.
 Male= pura ander chala

gaya na
Female= ji, bilkul chala gaya
Male=dara ho raha hai kya..
Female=haaaaaaaaaan
Male=Is It Completely Fit or Not.
Female=perfect
Male=Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
Female=zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
Male=aray Suno, Pack these sandle for madam.

 Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha,
aur ohir kaha, " tum itni chiti si chiz(thing) se saans kaise lete ho.

 Q:Kon zyada stronger hota hai, Man ya Women?

A:Woman zyada strong hoti hai because she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

 A big Cock (Lund), Color white, Height 8 Inch, Wearing Rubber's Chogha has been lost. I want to inform
everybody that whoever found it, please take it to his gaand.

 Sex is good and sex is funny, many people fuck for money, but if you think sex is funny, so fuck your self
and save your money.

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LABELS: SEXY TEXT MESSAGES

23 COMMENTS:

Anonymous said...

Mast msg hai bidu.

Thursday, 20 November, 2008

Anonymous said...

good ones

Sunday, 23 November, 2008

Bijaya said...

Hi bidu Tumhe jo sms likha yeh meri monko chugayia tum aur thoda collect karke postin karna

Friday, 12 December, 2008

Anonymous said...

THATS CRAZY BUT I LIKE IT............

Thursday, 18 December, 2008

Anonymous said...

arj kiya haiteri maroo mai nahi maroo tu hee bata mai teri gand maroo ya teri wife ki maroo wah wah
wah....

Saturday, 20 December, 2008

Sameer said...

o mere dost tu sabse pyara,,,isme koi shaq nahi. o mere dost tu sabse nyara ,,isme bhi koi shaq nahi.
par sabne tumahari gaand mari,,, kya mera koi haq nahi ?

Tuesday, 23 December, 2008

Anonymous said...

sarap kumarat or makipagsex

Wednesday, 24 December, 2008

shadman said...

shadman1989@Gmail.com

Tuesday, 27 January, 2009

Anonymous said...

don't i have anything naughtier

Thursday, 12 February, 2009

baria ahmed said...

Firstly, take it in hand.

Then on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna..
WOW
LMAO
ITNA DIRTY JOKE..
hahahah
yoh think that in negative waii...=]
HOLII

Monday, 09 March, 2009

Anonymous said...

um? how dumb

 Sunday, 05 April, 2009

BIKRAM said...

Firstly, take it in hand.

Then on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.

Sunday, 19 April, 2009

Anonymous said...

gr8 ashleelta........

Monday, 25 May, 2009

Anonymous said...

It's too gud man........

Thursday, 04 June, 2009

Anonymous said...

nahi bas gusa do salee main i meen sui main dhaga dalna !

Sunday, 07 June, 2009

Anonymous said...

aik phooji sal ka baad chutti jata hay or jany say phly apni baigum ko phone kr daita hay k aj ratt ko
puppu ko juldi sula daina. raat main jub wo appni baigum ki chut marny ka program bunata hay to
puppu jag jata hay or roony lugta hay.phooji baigum ka ghusy hoota hay k main nay kaha tha k puppu
ko sula daina.baigum puppu ko sulati hay or phir doobara kam shuruh kurty hain abhi phooji apna lun
dalny hi walla hoota hay puppu phir jag jatta hay.Phooji phir baigum ko ghusy hoota hay k main nay
 tumahin kaha tha k puppu ko sula daina. baigum dobara puppu ko sula kr aati hay or wo doonoun
dobara kam shuruh kurty hain. abhi phooji nay baigum k under dala hi hoota hay k puppu phir jag
jatta hay. abb too phooji ko akhier ghusa ajata hay or phooji gusy main baigum say kahta hay k main
nay tum say kaha bhi tha k puppu ko sula daina. too baigum bhi gusy main jawab daity ha k jis di
maun noun lun wariya huwy unahn noun neeinud kity aundi ay...

Monday, 08 June, 2009

raj said...

Firstly, take it in hand.

Then on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna

Wednesday, 08 July, 2009

vishu said...

Sex k bina pareshan 1 raat biwi “JAN-GAN-MAN” gane lagi 

Pati:ye kyun ga rahi ho.Biwi-last try hai ispe toh pura Hindustan khada ho jata hai.

Friday, 07 August, 2009

Anonymous said...

umm yyea theyd be good if i could understand them!

Friday, 07 August, 2009

hiiiiiiii said...

ABAJ KHOOBSOORAT HAI 

OR TU BHI KHAS HAI
BHAGWAN DHOKE SE LUND LAGA DEYA 
 WARNA MAAL TO TU BHI 
KHAAS HAI

Friday, 14 August, 2009

utpal said...

Teri lita lita k lu, ya baitha baitha k lu, ya tujhe karu khada... phir teri jhuka jhuka k lu, Ab tu hi bata
mere dost main teri photo kis kis tarah se lu.

Tuesday, 18 August, 2009

Niraj said...

takat aap me hain ya fir aap ke haddi me hain takat to us chiz me hain jo bina haddi ke aap ke chaddi
me hain.