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www.stanforddaily.com Volume 238
January 21, 2011 Issue 61
STUDENT LIFE
Feds
shorten BRUINS
FAFSA
Gov’t aims to get more
BASHED
low-income applicants CARD TAKES CONFERENCE
By CASSANDRA FELICIANO
DESK EDITOR
LEAD AFTER TOP-10 CLASH
In an effort to further simplify By JACK BLANCHAT
the college application process, the and NATE ADAMS
U.S. Department of Education has
released a new version of the Free In a duel for supremacy atop the
Application for Federal Student Pac-10, the No. 4 Stanford women’s
Aid (FAFSA) to ease the financial basketball team (15-2, 6-0 Pac-10)
aid application for students and thumped the No. 8 UCLA Bruins
their families. (15-2, 5-1 Pac-10), 64-38, on Thurs-
The changes, which include
shorter questions and a color-cod-
ing system to help applicants stay
USC day night at Maples Pavilion.
The Bruins, previously undefeat-
ed in Pac-10 play, came in riding
organized, are an annual occur- (12-5, 4-2 Pac-10)
high after dismantling the Oregon
rence, said director of financial aid Maples Pavilion 2 p.m. schools last weekend,but the Cardi-
Mary Morrison. nal proved that the road to the Pac-
“The idea in the government is COVERAGE: 10 title will go through Maples once
to make it so simple that low-in- RADIO: again in 2011.
come families wouldn’t be afraid,” Head coach Tara VanDerveer,
she added. KZSU 90.1 FM, (kzsu.stanford.edu)
pleased with the tough victory, gave
Results from a study conducted credit to her leaders.
by Stanford’s School of Education
in 2009 in collaboration with Har-
UP NEXT “I’m really pleased with how our Stanford Daily File Photo
team battled,” she said.“UCLA is a
Leading her team to its biggest victory of the conference season, Kayla
vard, the University of Toronto and
the National Bureau of Economic OREGON very aggressive team, and I think
our leadership and our frontline re- Pedersen, No. 14 above, posted a game-high 18 points against UCLA
Research showed that making it 1/27 Eugene, Ore. last night. It was the senior forward’s second-highest point total of the year.
ally battled.”
easier for parents to fill out the COVERAGE: Stanford’s “Big Three” of senior
FAFSA form, even if just with the forward Kayla Pedersen, senior adding 10 rebounds en route to her nal possession.
help of their children, boosted col- NOTES: Stanford is coming off an im- guard Jeanette Pohlen and junior fourth double-double of the season UCLA may have been making
lege enrollment rates by 30 percent. pressive blowout of then-No. 8 forward Nnemkadi Ogwumike and her second-highest point total Stanford earn its baskets, but the
UCLA last night, cementing its posi- were dominant, as all three finished of the year. Cardinal was also the only team
tion atop the Pac-10. The Cardinal in double figures on the scoreboard. The Bruins came out challenging scoring early on. The Bruins’ first
ISLAND-HOPPING
nancial services company that spe- Stanford (10-7,3-3) was previously fourth
cializes in education, showed that in the Pac-10 standings, coming off a home
50 percent of college-bound fami- split with the Washington schools that includ-
lies did not fully complete the ed one of its biggest victories in the past few
FAFSA before sending it in and 28 years, coming over the then-No. 17 Huskies,
percent of families did not submit along with a close 61-58 loss to Washington
the form at all.
Families said that “they did not
Season continues against struggling Hawaii State.
The Trojans’ win over the Cardinal marks
complete the form because they the end of a losing streak. After being swept
By MILES BENNETT-SMITH tor Daniel Rasay. The players fewer native Hawaiians on the by both Oregon teams and losing three of
were not aware or did not think STAFF WRITER admit they’ll be hard-pressed to roster than Stanford does, with
they would qualify for aid,” wrote their last five games, the Trojans were previ-
ignore the many extracurricular five. ously ranked sixth in the preseason media
Sallie Mae spokeswoman Erica After an impressive two- opportunities a trip to Hawaii In the first match against
Eriksdotter in an e-mail to The poll and have averaged 68.1 points per game.
match sweep of then-No.2 BYU, presents. BYU,Stanford barely eked out a Though the team has collected several clutch
Daily. the men’s volleyball team is say- “There will be a lot of distrac- victory. The Cardinal had 21
In order to facilitate applying for wins against national powerhouses such as
ing goodbye to the continental tions,” said senior Spencer service errors with no service Texas and Tennessee, USC has remained at
student aid through the FAFSA, U.S. and hitting the road for the McLachlin. “We have a lot of aces and hit just .292, needing
from which students can receive the middle of the conference because of
first time since last April. In a family and friends there. But we five sets and a thrilling come- overall inconsistency.
grants of up to $5,000, both Sallie rare westward trip, the men are are going to try our hardest to back to stave off three match
Mae and the FAFSA website offer Last night, however, the team’s offense
headed to Honolulu to face No. focus on staying together as a points and narrowly beat the delivered, as junior forward Nikola Vucevic
tips and how-to videos. The former 13 Hawaii in a two-match series team and focus on volleyball. Cougars. But in the rematch last
will host an online chat forum on racked 20 points and nine rebounds for the
starting tonight. Even though it is home for a lot Saturday, the Cardinal got things Trojans and redshirt senior forward Alex
Jan. 27, where parents and students The bi-annual trip to the is- of us, it’s really a business trip.” rolling much more smoothly, rid-
can receive live help from certified Stepheson completed his seventh double-
lands is Stanford’s favorite trip The No. 2 Cardinal (3-0, 2-0 ing junior Brad Lawson’s hot double of the year with 10 points and 11 re-
financial planners on how to fill out for more than just the sunshine MPSF) is starting to find its hand and Evan Barry’s 48 assists
the forms and how best to save bounds.
and nice beaches — seven of the rhythm offensively and at the to a four-set victory. Stanford Stanford was not able to match USC’s of-
money on higher education costs. team’s 21 players call Hawaii service line. That development registered seven service aces and fense, as the Card scored went only 14-for-63
home,as do assistant coach Chris could spell trouble for the War-
Please see FAFSA, page 5 McLachlin and technical direc- riors (0-3,0-0),who actually have Please see MVBALL, page 7 Please see MBBALL, page 6
NEWS
UNIVERSITY
goes live
to run from 9 p.m. to 1:45 a.m. seven
nights a week effective on Monday,
the service announced yesterday.
Previously, 5-SURE service started
at 10 p.m. every night.
5-SURE provides free rides to
Stanford students at night, helping
Stanford professor uses real ensure they have safe and reliable
transportation back to their housing
organisms in new video games after dark. The change comes in re-
sponse to a spate of suspected crimi-
nal activity on campus,including sev-
By ELLORA ISRANI eral recent assaults and a “hot
STAFF WRITER prowl” threat.
5-SURE also said it is undergoing
A Stanford professor of bioengineering has de- a name change. Previously, the
veloped the first video game that allows players to acronym stood for “Students United
influence the actions of live microorganisms in for Rape Elimination.” Now stands
real time as they interact with a computer. for “Students United for Risk Elimi-
Bioengineering professor Ingmar Riedel- nation.”
Kruse, who conceptualized the game, says he cre- “The change was made due to a
ated it to explore the concept of educating peo- shift in the mission of the SURE pro-
ple about microorganisms and biology by en- gram over the years,” the organiza-
abling “lay people to interact with biology and tion said in a statement. “All mem-
microscopic processes and better understand bers of the Stanford community use
how these work.” the service in order to safely get
To fully accomplish this goal, Riedel-Kruse across campus when they feel they
created not one but eight different games, which may be at risk. Our mission has
can be classified into one of three categories grown to eliminate these risks in
based on the type of organisms they work with. what ways we can.”
One of these “biotic games” uses single-celled 5-SURE rides can be arranged by
organisms, called paramecia, and allows partici- calling 650-725-SURE during oper-
pants to use a video game controller to “move” ating hours, or at 5-sure.stanford.
these microorganisms on the screen. By manipu- Courtesy of Ingmar Riedel-Kruse edu.
Players can manipulate the movement of single-celled microorganisms, called paramecia, by
Please see GAMES, page 5 changing the polarity of the electrical field in the fluid chamber (center of black stand). — Kabir Sawhney
RESEARCH
FEATURES
F R U I T O P I A
Stanford Glean picks campus fruit to fight poverty
By SOPHIAVO berlain began surveying campus fruit posted flyers stating, “If you want us
trees as part of a larger movement for to glean your tree, we can do that for
“N
o orange from poverty relief. you and we’ll leave whatever you
Safeway is going The gleaners gathered by Tresid- want,” Huang recalled.
to smell like the der before searching for persimmons, An elderly man came outside of
perfume of this oranges, tangerines and avocados. his home to ask the team for help
Stanford orange The sun lingered low in the sky, cast- with picking fruit from his per-
hanging out in nature,” said Jovel ing a warm glow on the afternoon. simmon tree, which Huang de-
Queirolo ‘14. Gabriela Leslie ‘14 described how scribed as laden with “beauti-
“It’s all compostable,”she said.She Bay Area weather makes a huge dif- ful orange orbs like pearls.”
smiled as she tossed some peels into ference when it comes to picking fruit Huang was struck by the
the shrubbery.“This is how life should in January. generosity of the man, who in-
be.What else would you rather do on “At no East Coast school would sisted on donating much of his
a Friday afternoon before partying? you be able to walk around in flats fruit to the team.
Be in nature!” picking fruit,” Leslie said.“This is ab- “There was abundance, and
Queirolo is part of Stanford Glean, solutely my stress reliever.” they were willing to share with
a student organization that picks fruit As main campus slowly emptied the less fortunate,” Huang said.
from trees on campus every week. itself of students, the hustle of the Gleaner Kohrman described JAMES BUI/The Stanford Daily
The team currently works through weekday disappeared to make room how much she and her team mem-
the Haas Center for Public Service to for the weekend. bers appreciate being able to pro-
donate fruit to the Free Farm, an For Leslie, the activity has person- vide their service. Before getting to she said. “After reaching the very top they deserve healthy, sustainable
urban farm in San Francisco. al and philanthropic benefits. “When work at the Free Farm, the team of a tree with the fruit picker, it was fruit.”
“What completes the entire expe- you’re working on a farm or in a gar- stands together in a circle to hold satisfying to have the apple fall into Queirolo said any Stanford stu-
rience and makes it tangible is to [de- den, your physical work produces hands and share something they are my hands.” dent is welcome to become a gleaner.
liver food] in the city,” said Hannah tangible results . . . rather than your grateful for. Queirolo said she sees her work “Something like food justice is perfect
Kohrman ‘11.“How incredible it is to mental work producing esoteric re- Gleaners are often proud of the with Stanford Glean as part of a long- because anyone can do it and you’re
see food pass from here to there and sults,”she said.“After being so caught variety and beauty of the trees they term goal to improve the structure of learning at the same time,” she said.
into people’s hands.” up in the mental life at Stanford, it’s spend so much time with. the United States’ food economy. “All of us agree on the same thing,and
Susannah Poland ‘12 started Stan- refreshing to do physical labor.” “The first time, I was so amazed “The way agriculture works in our we’re doing it to help others. I love it.
ford Glean during the spring of her Stanford’s grounds are home to that we have all these crazy fruit trees country is that fruit is really expensive You could do this. Do you eat food?”
freshman year with Page Chamber- hundreds of trees with 31 kinds of here,” Leslie said. “There’s avocados, when it shouldn’t be,” she said. “Tan- “Yes. You eat food and you like
lain, a professor of environmental fruit, according to Tim Huang ‘14, an- figs, pomegranates.” gerines and oranges and persimmons food. . . . so you should care about this
earth system science. other gleaner. For Leslie, being around the trees are hard to get if you’re poor.As Stan- group,” she added.
“I had been collecting fruit inde- One of Huang’s favorite gleaning made her much more appreciative of ford students, it’s our responsibility to
pendently around campus,” Poland experiences took place in the faculty fruit.“Normally,I would walk around, change the way people think about Contact Sophia Vo at sophiavo@stan-
said, describing how she and Cham- neighborhood where the team had spot a beautiful apple [and move on],” food and show the underserved that ford.edu.
A
lmost every inch of the ly cool thing about computers was
Stanford campus is that they were a communications de-
“wired,” and one of the vice.”
key reporters tracking Because he understood the sig-
the development of the nificance of the Internet, he became
World Wide Web, Peter Lewis, is cur- an early advocate for opening jour-
rently teaching on the Farm. nalism to cyberspace. He argued to
With his charcoal turtleneck and New York Times editors, “There are
blue jeans, Lewis, the Hearst visiting more people on the Internet right
professor in the communication de- now than the population of Poland.
partment, looks the part of an intel- We send a foreign correspondent to
lectual. As a physics enthusiast and Poland, so why don’t you send me to
professional journalist, Lewis grew cyberspace, and I’ll be the foreign
up combining science and writing. correspondent there?”
He analyzed changes around him Early on, Lewis felt optimistic
through a scientific lens, a way of about the Internet’s potential. “Any
thinking that shaped his work in dig- time you have a tool that enables
ital journalism. But how did he get people to communicate better, it’s
there? going to be successful,” he said.
Lewis originally did not intend to In addition to making informa-
be a journalist. He wanted to write tion more available to a wider audi-
fiction, move to Paris and produce ence, the Internet eliminates the en-
the next great American novel, he vironmental damage inherent in
said. printed news, Lewis noted.
“A friend of my father’s took me “Newsprint is environmentally
aside and told me I would starve,and unfriendly,”he said.“You chop down
it might be nice to get some writing trees. You print them on these big
experience that would actually pay noisy presses, and then you throw
for groceries,” he said. them on trucks that spew pollution
So he left the University of and burn gasoline. And it comes out
Kansas, where he had studied the day later than something hap-
physics and journalism, and took a pens.”
job at the Osawatomie Graphic Lewis’s work at Stanford is fo-
News. A year later, The Des Moines cused on preparing student journal-
Register hired him as a reporter. He ists for an increasingly technological
went back to school and finished his world.
degree in journalism at Drake Uni- “It’s always gratifying to see your
versity in Des Moines in 1982. He name in print,” he said, but “at this
hasn’t left journalism since, going on stage, it’s less important to me than
to spend 17 years at The New York giving back and training a new gen-
Times. eration of journalists.”
“He definitely knows what he’s Lewis speculated that mobility
talking about,” said Kat Lynch ‘11, a will continue to be a defining feature
student in his digital journalism of media technology. He predicted
course. “All the stuff we discussed in that “flexible, printable displays,” or
class . . . I feel like I’m going to be computer screens that can be rolled
able to use all of it.” up and stored in one’s pocket, will be
In addition to teaching introduc- available in five to 10 years.He noted
tory and higher-level journalism that Piko Projectors in some Asian
classes, Lewis spent a year as a cell phones already contain small
Knight fellow at Stanford in 2010, video projectors, and he suggests
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O H ! S WEET N UTHIN ’
Clear Mud
F
or a lot of people I know, these extent, that’s legitimate. And once
past few months have been we’ve really internalized how truly
Application Time. Jobs, Ph.D. legitimate it is, we can start execut-
programs, fellowships, whatever Roseann ing these moves with conviction and
you’ve got. Welcome to personal
statement season. The game? You.
Cima start selling ourselves on our
strengths in order to get what we
It still astounds me how many peo- want, without uncomfortable com-
ple that I’d consider strong writers promise. But you’ve got to mean it.
struggle with application essays. a way to force themselves to allot Mark Applebaum, Stanford’s
I’ve had the occasion to read quite a time to consider these issues. Stan- resident experimental composer
few applications for staff positions, ford keeps them busy enough that and wacky music professor, has a
and the phenomenon is obvious. they won’t otherwise. few pearls about conviction in un-
“I’ve decided that what it is,” one I’m taking the class now, and I certainty.You need to sell it, he says,
girl said, taking a break from her am knee-deep. Right now all vec- and demonstrates by playing jazz
third Ph.D. essay mid-midterms tors are pointing at prototyping:We, with a mitten on his right hand,
week,“is that I’ve spent all this time as twentysomethings, are still in the smashing all the wrong notes at all
learning to write honestly. In my re- early stages of the design process. the intentional times.As an artist, he
search, in my writing. But here I’ve (Those first odd years were need- loves murkiness and he loves doubt.
got to sell myself. finding, maybe. Lots of self-obser- He once had a composition assign-
“At this point in my life, the truth vation activities.) So we must not be ment returned to him because a
about me is I’m uncertain about a afraid to try out lots of things! Go to chord was “muddy.” His instructor
lot of things, my professional life in- career fairs to practice getting job told him to write it again.
cluded. offers. Try out jobs to figure out “No, it’s supposed to be muddy.
“And that just doesn’t sell.” what about them works and what That’s how I want it!”
ME104B, Designing Your Life, is about them doesn’t. “No no no. Write it again. And
one official response to this prob- This doesn’t eradicate the “cer- this time give me clear mud.”
lem — evidence that it is wide- tainty” issue. At least so far as the It’s not about whether or not
spread. Maybe it’s the freshman- long term is concerned. They don’t clear mud sells on a resume. For
year humiliation that carries these want us to be certain; if we wait for most of us, muddiness is inevitable,
students past humble to downright certainty, we might end up para- and it’s no good covering it up. It’s
shy. ME104B, which meets once a lyzed for life.I kind of relish the idea about whether we’ve learned to get
week, requires students to think of an interviewer asking, “So how behind that muddiness and shine
critically about what they want out much are you willing to commit to through. With clear enough mud,
of their lives, what their strengths us?” and the ME104B grad rolling we’ll have ourselves a prism.
are and how to use those strengths up his sleeves and saying, “Well,
to get what they want. A lot of stu- what you have to understand here is Scintillating? Rosie wants to learn the
dents report taking the class just as that this is a prototype.” But to some art at rcima@stanford.edu.
The Stanford Daily Friday, January 21, 2011 ! 5
POLICE BLOTTER
By IVY NGUYEN someone entered an unlocked leaked from a sink in room 376
DESK EDITOR dorm room in Roble Hall and of the Keck Building, flooding
stole a laptop. a hallway and adjacent rooms.
This report covers a selection of Water dripped down from the
incidents from Jan. 13 to Jan. 20 as " At 8 p.m.,a man was transported ceiling onto various lab equip-
recorded in the Stanford Depart- to the San Jose main jail for ment and computers.
ment of Public Safety bulletin. being drunk in public and prowl-
ing between Trancos and Soto. MONDAY, JAN. 17
THURSDAY, JAN. 13 " Between 1:40 and 2 p.m., un-
" At 1:35 a.m.at the intersection of SATURDAY, JAN. 15 known suspects broke into a
McFarland Court and Olmsted " Between 8 p.m. on Jan. 14 and 2 car parked near the Track
Road, a man was transported to a.m. on Jan. 15, unknown sus- House, stealing a backpack.
the San Jose main jail and pects entered an apartment at 71
booked for public intoxication. Barnes Court, stealing a laptop TUESDAY, JAN. 18
and other miscellaneous items. " Between 9 and 10 a.m., a
FRIDAY, JAN. 14 locked bike was stolen from
" At 2 a.m., a man at Sigma Chi " At 6:15 p.m., a dog bit a visitor to the front of the Science and
was cited and released for being the Rodin Sculpture Garden. Engineering Quad teaching
a public nuisance by urinating in The injured visitor was trans- center.
public. ported to the hospital for med-
ical attention. The hungry dog " At 3:30 p.m., a woman was ar-
" At 12:30 p.m. at the intersection reportedly mistook the visitor rested for petty theft at the
of Via Ortega and Serra Street, a for one of the six Burghers. Stanford bookstore.
man was transported to the San
Jose main jail for being in posses- SUNDAY, JAN. 16 WEDNESDAY, JAN. 19
sion of an imitation firearm and " Between 8 p.m. on Jan. 15 and " At 12 a.m. a resident of Mars re-
for violating conditions of his pa- 3:30 a.m. on Jan. 16, an unknown ported receiving multiple un-
role. suspect entered an occupied wanted phone calls and text mes-
townhouse at 94 Thoburn sages containing obscene materi-
" Between 11:15 a.m. and 2:30 through an unlocked sliding al from an unknown suspect.
p.m., unknown suspects broke glass door, stealing a laptop and
into a car parked at Lomita money. " At 3:20 p.m.,a man was cited and
Drive and Museum Way, steal- released for vandalizing the Tan-
ing two backpacks containing " At 8:45 p.m., an unlocked bike ner Fountain by setting fire to a
clothing, a camera, a Kindle and was stolen from outside the Axe collage using torch fuel.
other electrical equipment. and Palm.
Contact Ivy Nguyen at iknguyen@
" Between 3:30 and 9:30 p.m., " Between 9 and 9:05 p.m., water stanford.edu.
GAMES FAFSA
widespread participation with the “Since it costs at least
enjoyable gaming environment. $25,000 to go to a state school,
The strategy presents certain chal- having someone pay $5,000
Continued from page 2 lenges, however. Continued from front page doesn’t exactly solve the prob-
“Since the games are [designed lem,” said Morrison. “We’re
as] experiments, in order to enable going to need more informa-
lating a mild electric field around someone to play, we have to give ac- However, outside help is not nec- tion to help people.”
the organism, players can influence cess to the experiments,” Riedel- essary to facilitate applying for finan-
its movement in a particular direc- Kruse said. cial aid at all schools,Morrison said.In Contact Cassandra
tion. Such difficulties stem from the fact, the numbers of financial aid ap- Feliciano at ccfeli-
While the computer base is fact that some of the games require plicants continue to increase for Stan- ci@stanford.edu.
purely virtual, the organisms are an expensive laboratory apparatus ford,where the FAFSA is required for
real.The game involving paramecia known as a PCR machine. Howev- entering students along with the CSS
has five different versions for play- er, Riedel-Kruse hopes to over- Profile and parents’ W2 tax forms.
ers to choose from — including come this challenge with a grant “At a place like Stanford, federal
PAC-mecium, which was created in from the National Science Founda- aid is wonderful,but it isn’t what pays
the image of Pacman, and a biotic tion that would allow the game to most [of the costs],” Morrison said.
pinball game called POND PONG. be played online using remote ac- “FAFSA really only deals with fed-
The other two categories in- cess. eral grants, which are not anywhere
volve molecules and yeast cells. He also hopes to put the games near enough to pay for coming to
Riedel-Kruse says the idea for in the schools and museums within Stanford. We have to supplement
the current design, which took a year to give way to wider con- with our own endowment and our
about a year to develop, came in sumption. own scholarship funds.”
2009 when he was a researcher at “Definitely we hope that we Morrison explained that even for
Caltech.When he read on the Inter- could make it available to the pub- state schools and community col-
net about the history of video lic in the end,” Riedel-Kruse said. leges, a shorter FAFSA might not do
games and realized that their ad- “The next step is basically collabo- the trick. Plenty of students are still
vent was propelled by the rising ration with Daniel Schwartz of the unaware that when they apply there
computer industry, he thought School of Education to do user are actually possibilities of getting aid.
about doing the same with the studies with schoolchildren to as- “Many schools use their own
biotech industry developing today. sess educational potential and how form or say they don’t have any
“If we could use computer tech- to design games to make them money,” she said, adding,“There are
nology to create games, then why more attractive to students.” good stats out there that you can find
aren’t we using biotech to create In the end, Riedel-Kruse’s goals that show families just don’t think
games?” he said. “It was just an ini- are not commercial; he does not there’s any money out there.”
tial question.” plan on founding a company. In- As a result, Stanford has taken
Furthermore, the games can col- stead, further research will concen- matters into its own hands.The Uni-
lect data as they are played. There- trate on identifying what users find versity’s financial aid officers them-
fore, they essentially allow ordinary attractive in order to allow broader selves often visit or get invited to
individuals to serve the purpose of dissemination of the game. high schools “so parents better get
research assistants. Instead of pay- familiar with the forms.” ANASTASIA YEE/The Stanford Daily
ing an intern to search for data, Contact Ellora Israni at ellora@stan- But families need more than just
Riedel-Kruse hopes to motivate ford.edu. an easier form.
Photo by Staff Sgt. Jacob N. Bailey, U.S. Air Force - Tall Afar, June 6, 2006
SPORTS
Continued from front page Tom Taylor
MBBALL|Card needs quick recovery to face UCLA
from the field while allowing the Trojans
to shoot 55.6 percent. Freshman guard
To the
Anthony Brown was Stanford’s leading
scorer,posting nine points for the Cardi-
nal and earning a significant amount of
playtime alongside several classmates,
haters:
Why?
such as forward Dwight Powell.
Head coach Johnny Dawkins has
high expectations for his freshman class,
particularly Powell, whom he said is
“working hard and getting better.”
“I
“I think he’s getting more comfort-
able.” Dawkins said of Powell. “He’s hate all sports as
young and trying to feel his way through rabidly as a person
Pac-10 play, but every game he’s getting who likes sports
more active and rebounding for us more hates common
consistently.” sense.”
Stanford will continue to rely on That quote comes courtesy of the
Powell, along with juniors Josh Owens late journalist Henry Louis Mencken,
and Jarrett Mann, as the team continues and he’s not alone. There are clubs,
through the conference season tomor- blogs and Facebook groups dedicated
row against UCLA.The Bruins (12-6, 4- to people who would avoid this entire
2) have been one of the Pac-10’s most section of The Daily like the plague.As
consistent teams of late, winning nine of a fan committed enough to volunteer
their last 11 games and narrowly defeat- my free time writing sports stories and
ing Cal last night, 86-84. columns,it’s hard not to feel a bit insult-
Like Stanford, UCLA pulled off a ed by the simple blasphemy of the
huge win over a top-20 team, defeating haters, but there is something else
then-No. 16 BYU in mid-December, 86- wrong here. Hating sports just doesn’t
79. Averaging a high 71.3 points per make sense.
game,the team has five different players It’s like hating music or reading.
who regularly produce double-digit fig- You might not have much interest in a
ures in scoring. long and drawn-out opera,but howev-
Reeves Nelson and Tyler Honeycutt er much you might not want to admit it,
average more than 13 points and nearly there’ll be a tune somewhere that gets
eight rebounds per game apiece, and you tapping your feet. You might not
Stanford will have to recover its domi- be willing to work your way through
nant defense from earlier in the season War and Peace,but when a new e-mail
in order to stop this high-scoring duo. drops into your inbox, I’m sure you
Despite its past two losses, defense won’t mind reading the message.
remains the strongest aspect of the Car-
dinal’s game. It will have to pick up the
slack on the offensive end, though, to I would be
earn a win against the Bruins, especially
since five years have passed since Stan-
ford won a road game over either of the
southern California schools.
impressed if
In fact, the Card has struggled in
most road games thus far,and the young
team hopes to turn this around tomor- anyone could go
row by recovering its early-season suc-
cess,particularly by attacking the boards
and exploding on the offensive end.
Tipoff is at 11 a.m. at Pauley Pavilion
through even one
in Los Angeles.
something I could
MEN’S BASKETBALL
1/20 vs. USC L 65-42 classify as sports.
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Many people who go along with
UCLA this claim must be simply confusing the
broader concept of sports with the
(12-6, 4-2 Pac-10) more organized “Sports” (capital S,
1/22 Los Angeles, Calif. 11 a.m. mind you) that monopolize our
COVERAGE: screens. It’s the same as the difference
between spirituality and organized re-
TV CBS ligions.The big, rich and powerful reli-
gious sects are just as desperate for be-
GAME NOTES: After a blowout defeat at the hands lievers, and there are more than a few
of USC last night 65-42, the Cardinal will try to cases of religious leaders acting as if
get back on track against the Bruins. UCLA has they are above both reason and the
bounced back from two losses to open Pac-10 Kevin Sullivan/MCT law.You don’t have to be a Catholic to
play and now sits at third in the standings, a believe in a god (or gods) anymore
USC’s Marcus Simmons shoots the ball past Stanford's Aaron Bright, left, and Jeremy Green (45) during the
game ahead of Stanford. than you need to follow the NFL to like
first half at the Galen Center in Los Angeles. Bright and Green each finished with just two field goals.
sports.
Physical competition is an intrinsic
CLASSIFIEDS MVBALL
season is the first for Hawaii in 17 Stanford. Both Eric Mochalski and
years and dropped the Warriors Brian Cook were heavily featured in
from No. 5 in the AVCA rankings the first three matches of the year —
Continued from front page back down to No. 13. Cook is third on the team with 23
But Hawaii is by no means a kills and Mochalski is fourth with 15
pushover. The Warriors have a trio and a .448 hitting percentage.
just 12 service errors to run its cur- of excellent players in outside hitters Mochalski also came up with the
(650) 721-5803 rent winning streak to nine matches. Steven Hunt and Joshua Walker and winning block in the first match
Lawson was named MPSF player opposite Jonas Umlauft, who com- against BYU.
www.stanforddaily.com/ of the week after totaling 39 kills in bined for 98 kills in the Outrigger But tonight marks the first road
classifieds the two matches, including four tournament. The Warriors own the match of their young college careers,
straight in the fifth set last Friday. edge in the all-time series against and Mochalski said he was humbled
But he waved off the honor as a nice Stanford, 34-31, although the Cardi- by the experience.
WANTED recognition. nal has won the last seven matches “I’m looking to just take every-
“It’s certainly an honor, especial- and the last 19 consecutive sets, dat- thing one point at a time,” he said.
Looking for a Geometry Tutor (1-2 ly when you look at some of the ing back to February 2008. “This is going to be an extremely
hrs/wk) in Palo Alto. Please contact other players’ stats from this week Head coach John Kosty is wary of hostile environment, and even
antsfarm@yahoo.com. who weren’t recognized,” he said. what he thinks is a sleeper in the tal- though it’s my first time ever in
“So it is a good honor for me and the ented MPSF. Hawaii, I’m just going to try and
Stanford’s WorkLife Office is looking team, but I don’t think it means too “Hawaii is a very offensive team, avoid distractions and stay focused
for students interested in providing oc-
casional child care. Please call much. Individual honors are nice, and they run a good offense with on each play.”
(650)723-2660. but the ultimate team honor — and three great pin hitters in Hunt, The team left yesterday morning
our goal — is to win another NCAA Joshua Walker and Umlauft,” he to acclimate to the two-hour time
SERVICES national championship in May.” said. “They will give us all we can difference,and the Cardinal will face
Hawaii is coming off a disap- handle. Umlauft just had 28 kills and off against Hawaii in the first match
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in classes seven days a week, early Two freshmen appear to be a Contact Miles Bennett-Smith at miles-
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dents, staff, and faculty who mention left in the half. what it’s like when you get to that praise for USC’s strong play this sea-
this Stanford Daily ad. The game moved quickly and qui- final game and you don’t walk away son.
etly until a Pedersen three-pointer with that trophy.When you’re in that “I’ve been really impressed
followed by a left-handed layup gave situation, you come back even hun- watching USC play,” she said.
the Cardinal a 15-4 lead with 11:02 to grier.” “They’re a different team and some
go in the half. Stanford has now beaten three teams match up better with other
For UCLA, preseason Naismith top-10 opponents by a total of 75 teams. They played a really good
Award candidate Jasmine Dixon points at Maples this season, but the game against Xavier, and Xavier is a
took the Bruins into her own hands. Cardinal still had a few troubles. great team with great players. They
Dixon, who finished with 12 points, Stanford outrebounded UCLA 44- have great speed, when I watch them
then made three consecutive buckets 27, but only had 13 offensive re- they’re not as athletic . . . but they
for the Bruins, cutting the Stanford bounds and turned the ball over 15 have some really talented offensive
lead to nine points with 6:20 left in times. players. They’re getting to be that
the half. “I’m not trying to be a killjoy, but same team like UCLA, with more
Freshman forward Chiney Og- the bar is really high for this team,” experience.”
wumike made back-to-back buckets, VanDerveer said. “In order to really The Trojans ultimately lost that
then redshirt senior Melanie Mur- go where we want to go, we can’t just early December game against
phy,playing for the first time this sea- say ‘Oh, everything was okay.’ Teams Xavier, 69-66. Regardless, the nar-
son,poked away a steal and took it all are being physical, teams are being row loss against the then-No. 4 Mus-
the way for a layup to give Stanford super aggressive and we can’t have keteers was enough to turn heads
the 32-15 lead it held at the halfway the ball taken out of our hands.” around the Pac-10, if not the nation.
mark. When asked if this was the best The Cardinal may see more of
The “Big Three” then put the the team could play, Nnemkadi Og- Murphy tomorrow, too.
game on ice, as they combined for 21 wumike echoed her coach. “I think that [it’s good] having an-
points on a 23-6 run in the first 10 “No. At the same time, I think other option with [Murphy’s] experi-
minutes of the second half. Pedersen we’ve improved. Obviously, we’re ence,” VanDerveer said. “And she
ended the game with 18 points, playing well, but we want to win feels quicker. She feels like she’s
Pohlen with 14 and Nnemkadi Og- game the way we really want to,” she moving really well. I think it would
wumike with 13. said. “With every project that we be great to have another experi-
Stanford’s defense was once have, we kind of forget about anoth- enced, healthy body out there.”
again solid, and UCLA struggled to er thing.” The Trojans will visit Maples
find the basket all night, shooting a Stanford will have another Pavilion Saturday afternoon, tipping
meager 29.4 percent for the game. chance to improve tomorrow after- off with the Cardinal at 2 p.m.
Bruin head coach Nikki Caldwell de- noon, when the Cardinal hosts USC.
scribed the shooting as “horrible,” The Trojans looked to be another top Contact Jack Blanchat at
but also gave credit to a Stanford contender for taking a share of the blanchat@stanford and Nate Adams
team that has the advantage in the Pac-10 lead, as they entered the at nbadams@stanford.edu.
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alling all Gilbert and Gama’s homes somewhere in
Sullivan fans! The the countryside, Ida has started “Something To Do With Love, er, and you should know what the new in this country,” and the most
Stanford Savoyards is a woman’s university called Volume 1,” is Harris’ reflection on dance sounds like,” he told his stu- truly expressive voice of this gener-
ready to kick off the new quar- “Castle Adamant.” the “trials and tribulations of our dents. ation, Harris says, will bring
ter with their production of the Furious at the violation of relationships” and the ways they Stanford is the third institu- younger audiences to the theater, if
comedic opera, “Princess Ida,” the contract between the two “teach us about who we are and tion in the U.S. to offer its presenters are willing
based on Lord Alfred Tennyson’s kingdoms, King Hildebrand why we are here.” students the opportunity to put hip-hop where
acclaimed narrative poem “The takes King Gama and his men Like most of Harris’ work, the to make such a unique ballet and modern
Princess.” prisoner and threatens to kill 2006 piece addresses universal foray into hip-hop his- are the standard
One of the lesser-known of them should Ida be unwilling to themes through dance to highlight tory and theory; Harris has line. Lively Arts
the celebrated partners’ collabo- return from the school after commonalities and transcend previously taught similar has done just that, and
rative works, “Princess Ida” first Prince Hilarion has arrived to social, economic, religious and courses at UCLA and the will present Rennie Harris
premiered in January 1884 at fetch her. racial boundaries. Also on the pro- University of Puremovement on Saturday at
the Savoy Theater in London. It This lively musical is a gram are works set to Parliament- Colorado. 8 p.m., with an abbreviated
tells the story of a 21-year-old satire of feminism, women’s Funkadelic and Groove Collective, Born and family matinee at 3 p.m.
girl who is determined to escape education and Darwinian evolu- along with an original composi- raised in North
her arranged marriage and tion, and given its innocent, eas- tion by ex-soldier and friend of the Philadelphia, —stav ZIV
instead run a school for women. ily understood plot, is sure to be choreographer Dru Minyard. Harris has contact stav:
As part of a political enjoyed by audiences of all ages. The company’s performances been danc-
sziv@stanford.edu
maneuver, Ida (played by Alicia Incorporating a number of are part of Harris’ Institute for ing since he
Triana ‘13) was married to ridiculous characters — from a Diversity in the Arts’ (IDA) was a teenager,
Prince Hilarion, son of King woman obsessed with the extended residency this quarter. As picking up his
Hildebrand, at the young age of “mighty Must” who dreams of an IDA visiting artist, he also par- first notions
one. On her 21st birthday, Ida’s being able to expound on her ticipated in an Aurora Forum with of rhythm and
father, King Gama, was to bring theories on the intricacies of the Vice Provost for Undergraduate movement in Dancer Brian Newby
her to Hildebrand’s palace so English language to her students Education Harry Elam Thursday church, in clubs and on the
Courtesy Brian
that the couple could live daily to a trio of somewhat evening, and is teaching “The Day streets. For him, as is the case
Mengini
together as husband and wife. dimwitted soldiers, “Princess Before Hip-Hop,” a combination for hip-hop in general, dancing
However, given her devotion to Ida” will keep its audiences lecture and technique course is an inherently social activity,
the education of women, and laughing throughout the show. offered by the Stanford Dance meant to be a shared experience
her desire to assert the rights of The Stanford Savoyards is a Division. and part of a larger community
her sex, Ida is not present on the The course covers the roots of
day in question. Living in one of | continued on page 4 | the hip-hop genre and its deep
connections to the history of
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ou know how some- comic book hero makes that plagues most Deliver”) plays Axford, papa Reid’s only be a part of the perform-
times you go to the “The Green Hornet” films makes “The most trusted advisor at “The Daily ance, but also part of the set
movies to see a comedy unconventional, funny and Green Hornet” an unex- Sentinel.” Neither star delivers a building,” Triana said. “It was
and find that the only funny simply entertaining. pected breath of fresh air poor performance, though neither definitely cool to get in touch
parts in the movie had Unlike most other sober, in the comic book hero star has enough material to make a with all the different parts of
already been shown in the pre- melodramatic comic book hero genre. remarkable performance either the theater.”
view? That’s my biggest movie pet movies, “The Green Hornet” The cast surprised me as well, way. This winter production,
peeve — second only to the people rounds up all superhero clichés, given that many notable stars The star-filled cast did not add comprised of a talented group
who clap at the end of a movie — takes them for a spin in Britt and signed on to play arguably or subtract to the quality of the of performers, musicians and
and that’s exactly what I imagined Kato’s super sweet ride and then insignificant roles. I mentioned film and thus was unnecessary, crew members, is to be followed
the “The Green Hornet” cinematic shoots them with a fart gun. earlier that Waltz played with the exception of Rogen and by “Iolanthe” in the spring of
experience to be like. Oh how Diversion from the norm sets this Chudnofsky, the bad guy, and Chou, who were a great goof- this year.
wrong I was. movie apart. For example, instead sadly did not take the character as ball/straight-man pair. Viewing the “We have people of all lev-
Britt Reid (Seth Rogen) is a of a maniac demonic villain, we far as he could have, given his per- film in 3-D was also unnecessary, els of experience, so if you know
goofy 20-something party boy who get Chudnofsky (Christoph Waltz because the third dimension was absolutely nothing about the-
is forced to man up when his of “Inglourious Basterds”), the vital stats mostly used to display depth of ater, it’s a great way to learn,”
father, owner of Los Angeles’ “The the insecure, self-con- field rather than to have bullets said director Greg Anderson.
The Green
Daily Sentinel,” unexpectedly dies. scious, wannabe bad and kicks flying in your face. My Audition and production staff
Hornet
As heir to the monstrous fortune guy. Instead of a PG-13 advice to you would be to get information for “Iolanthe” will
and responsibility, Britt does what crime-fighting team Action yourself some popcorn with the be made available in the coming
any other incredibly wealthy and that righteously fights SCALE extra money you save not viewing weeks.
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powerful young individual would for justice, we get a 3-D. “Princess Ida” is playing in
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do: he decides to employ his bromance that decides Nonetheless, the superfluous Dinkelspiel Auditorium on
resources, one of which is his to clean up the streets of 10 star cast and 3-D antics are neither Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m.,
father’s Swiss Army knife-like L.A. after realizing their here nor there; the moral of this with a matinee performance on
mechanic Kato (Jay Chou), and lives have been inconsequential story is that “The Green Hornet” is Sunday at 2:30 p.m. Tickets are
fight crime under the name “The up until that moment. And instead formance as über-Nazi Col. Hans a great movie to watch if you just $16 general admission, $12 for
Green Hornet.” Even though of guys in tights and capes, we get Landa in “Inglourious Basterds.” want to sit back and laugh. Stanford staff and seniors and
Rogen plays the same character he dudes who kick butt in attire “GQ” Cameron Diaz (“There’s $8 for students.
seems to play in all of his movies, would be proud of. Again, disre- Something About Mary”) plays — e l s a PA R R A
his comedic manipulation of the gard for the traditional seriousness Lenore Case, the love interest of contact elsa: —jordan HART
both Britt and Kato — talk about contact jordan:
eparra@stanford.edu
4 trouble in parbrodise — and
Edward James Olmos (“Stand and
jchart@stanford.edu
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Speech
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Drama emphasized by the cinematography
of the film — shots of Firth’s face
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clucking sounds.
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uick camera shots of a Logue’s optimism and will to
1930s microphone accom- succeed offset Albert’s lack of self-
panied by clever and confidence and constant embarrass-
melodic piano tunes open another ment. Meanwhile, Logue is aided by
stunning British film in which Colin Albert’s wife, Elizabeth, who shows
Firth is the shining star. unfailing support for her husband.
“The King’s Speech,” directed Bonham Carter’s role is modest but
by Tom Hooper, tells the story of crucial, and she plays it flawlessly.
Albert Frederick Arthur George, Not unexpectedly, Albert’s trust
Duke of York (Firth), whose promi- of Lionel grows throughout the film.
nent speech impediment promotes The strength and courage in Albert
an unexpected yet exceptionally slowly emerge from their hiding
complementary relationship with place, as does the truth of his sad
Lionel Logue, a speech therapist childhood. As in many other British
played by the incomparable Geoffrey films, the drama and imperfections
Courtesy The Weinstein Company Rush. of the royal family are revealed by
The film, taking place in Albert’s past as well as through the
“Season of the London just before England declares actions of Albert’s careless older
the vital stats
Witch,” a thriller- war on Germany in 1939, engagingly brother David, who becomes King
Season of Edward VIII (Guy Pearce). David’s
action movie featur- paints a portrait of Albert, nick-
the Witch
ing Nicolas Cage PG-13 named “Bertie,” the stammering son relationship with the divorcée Wallis
(“National Drama of King George V. At the beginning Simpson (Eve Best) leads to his
Treasure”) and Ron of the film, Albert reluctantly agrees abdication of the crown in favor of
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Perlman
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(“Hellboy”), sadly Elizabeth (Helena Bonham Carter) The upcoming coronation adds
fails to meet the audi- to yet another speech therapy to the intensity and stress of the
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ence’s expectations with appointment, in an attempt to cor- plot, as Albert and his speech are put
a clichéd storyline, extreme rect his humiliating imperfection. to the test. He must prove himself to
Recaptured by the Church, Here he meets Logue, a modest his country and provide his people
predictability and distasteful
Behman and Felson are forced on Australian whose quirky manner- with the moral leadership and
gruesomeness. Furthermore, the
a treacherous journey to escort a isms, confident tone and unconven- courage they will need for the trials
movie is coarsely made, paying
young girl, the accused witch, to tional methods of speech correction ahead. The pressure of his family,
no respect to careful editing.
a faraway monastery to destroy initially shock and upset Albert. the press and the nation is on.
The movie opens with the
her power and save the world. Logue insists on calling the duke Colin Firth has just nabbed the
hanging of witches, a scene that
Such is the storyline that “Bertie,” emphasizing equality Golden Globe for best male per-
sets the dark tone of the movie.
serves as the bible for almost all between the therapist and patient, formance in a motion picture
“Season of the Witch” is a classic
action-hero movies. The only and their sessions include rolling on drama, and rumors of Academy
story of crusaders saving human-
problem with copying a template, the floor and rounds of heavy curs- Award nominations for “The King’s
ity from the curse of some evil
though, is the lack of creativity, ing and singing. Logue’s direct and Speech” are no surprise. This film
force. At the outset, the two disil-
which is the main defect that witty comments bring humor to the sits at the top of the year’s movies.
lusioned crusaders, Behmen
plagues this movie. Nothing is film as this commoner cleverly dis- And wears a crown.
(Cage) and his pal Felson
new, and the movie is so pre- regards the norms of interacting
(Perlman) are deserting the
dictable that the audience in the with royalty.
Church after fighting countless —nairi STRAUCH
cinema was constantly muttering Albert’s remarkably uncomfort-
bloody wars and murdering contact nairi:
lines before the actors themselves able attempts to speak are well-
many innocent people in the nstrauch@stanford.edu
did. We couldn’t help but admit
name of God. But what’s waiting
that this is an unsuccessfully
for them back home is the terri-
ble Black Plague, believed to be a 5
curse cast by the black witch. | continued on page 6 | friday january 21 2011
literature
Tamara Chalabi explores pre-Hussein Iraq
I
n “Late for Tea at the Deer Palace,” Tamara rare insight into what is often seen as a mono- drier parts with humor and personal anecdotes.
Chalabi writes a colorful family history, a lithic, alien culture. Indeed, one of the best and The reader’s confusion, especially with
story inextricably tied to the recent tumult most fascinating aspects of the book is its por- regard to the morass of foreign names and his-
in Iraq. She follows several generations of her trayal of the interaction between Western and tories, is to be expected in this sort of book. If
family through domestic milestones like mar- Middle Eastern culture in Baghdad as the city, anything, Chalabi would be guilty of oversim-
riage, detailing the inevitable public life that already diverse and populous by Middle Eastern plification; perhaps in an effort to render the
came with being one of the prominent families standards, struggles to modernize. (This is per- story more accessible (though one could go as
of Baghdad in the turbulent period from the haps best captured by Chalabi’s sensitive por- far as to call her somewhat black-and-white
end of World War II until Saddam Hussein’s trayal of the Iraqi Jewish community.) politics self-indulgent — her sympathies are
rise and fall. Bibi, as a woman of means, the wife of a quite apparent), she writes the various factions
Chalabi reveals a side of Iraq that is often prominent family, is the perfect mouthpiece for in a more heavy-handed, polarized manner
overlooked amid today’s news reports about such a conflict. Through her eyes, we see Iraq as than is necessary.
strife and radicalism, one populated by real it once was, a society with a rich cultural her- It is apparent, regardless, that Chalabi, with
people that easily capture the reader’s sympa- itage, clinging to vestiges of its former grandeur. her doctorate in history, is more an academic by
thies. Chief among these characters is Bibi, the Hints of mosaic tiles and lush Persian carpets trade than a storyteller. She writes with a mani-
author’s grandmother, who plays a prominent and a city bristling with minarets all recall the fest passion for the subject matter but still man- Courtesy Harper
role throughout the story. She is a self-assured, splendor of old Mesopotamia; throughout the ages to deliver stretches of rather uninspiring common to memoirs written by those unfamil-
vibrant woman who immediately hits it off book, there is a palpable longing for the glory prose. She has an irksome tendency, particularly iar with the form.
with her father-in-law, the politician Abdul days of yore. at some of the critical, emotional moments in Tamara Chalabi is in the fortunate position
Hussein Chalabi, charming him with her unla- The Chalabis were a wealthy and influen- the tale, to tell rather than show, as if she were of having a compelling tale to tell, with the lin-
dylike interest in current events and the outside tial household; their estate was known as “Deer too cautious to tackle the subject matter head- guistic competence and editorial acumen to tell
world. We see her eventually lay aside her abaya, Palace” for the distinctive statue of a deer that on. After Bibi recovers from an illness, Chalabi it adequately, if not beautifully. The strengths of
the long black veil by which conservative graced its front lawn. There, they entertained a says, rather tritely, “When she recovered, they the book lie in the uniqueness and inherent
Muslim women are often characterized, under number of luminaries of the day, including appreciated just how precious she was to them, appeal of the story more so than the way she
the influence of a progressive movement that King Faisal himself. Bibi saw much of her just as she realized how important her family presents it. It provides, nonetheless, a refreshing
sweeps through Baghdad, and the Chalabi extended family, including several of her chil- and her homeland were to her.” Equally awk- perspective on the circumstances leading up to
household with it. dren, go into politics at a time of instability, fla- ward are her attempts to splice her experiences today’s conflicted Iraq.
Bibi is an excellent portrayal of a three- grant abuse of power and cautious hope. While of Iraq in the modern day with the stories of
dimensional Iraqi woman, neither the terrified Iraqi politics and the chronology of historical her grandparents in a pre-Saddam Baghdad; —sarah GUAN
and oppressed Muslim wife nor the recklessly events are, especially to a Western audience, less her transitions are invariably jarring. This is fur- contact sarah: sguan@stanford.edu
defiant runaway bride of conventional Western engaging and often difficult to follow, Chalabi ther exacerbated by the meandering, somewhat
media; her unexpected defiance gives the reader handles them well, balancing the necessarily inconsistent pacing of her story, an affliction
mundane exploration into the plot. The dying and the dead all three times in that scene, and we
theme of heroes, crusaders, bear gross, monstrous appearances have to wonder how that kind of
knights, gods and witches. that outrageously exaggerate the editing mistake could have possi-
Other than sporadic humor, real symptoms of the bubonic bly been overlooked.
the whole movie portrays the jour- plague. The only thrill you’ll get That being said, what else can
ney as a dark, hard struggle from the visual is the turning in we expect of Cage after last year’s
between the escorts and the witch your stomach. equally predictable “Knowing”? It
girl. The escorts are attacked, natu- However, what is most unac- seems Cage is past his prime. An
rally, and director Dominic Sena ceptable about this movie is the Academy Award proves Cage’s skill
surely intends to excite the crowd editing. In a scene with two people as a thespian is certainly indis-
with some graphic fighting scenes. on their rugged horses looking putable, but you’d think he’d have
Yet again, action is just average in into the distance, the epic atmos- the skill to pick better projects
this movie, and the suspense built phere created by the limitless sky than the disappointing “Season of
in the film is a yawn. In a word, enveloping the vast land beneath the Witch.”
the movie is simply not that completely vanishes when a furry
Courtesy Atlas Entertainment thrilling. microphone hangs down the top, —cindy NI
Not even a sickening depiction contrasting sharply with the back-
6 of the Black Plague spices up the ground. The microphone shows up
contact cindy:
intermission hni@stanford.edu
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he Golden Globes are notoriously about? There was the chartreuse Dior, the ice-
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known as the Academy Awards’ less blue, feathered Chanel and the bright-red, big-
Courtesy Jive important, boozier cousin. While they bowed Balenciaga. She looks perfectly lovely in
may not have as much clout as their fellow this year’s one-shouldered, pale-yellow Prada
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age the Elephant are anti-establish- “Back Against the Wall.” Oscars, the Globes certainly aren’t lacking in but the safe, bland choice makes us long for
ment and they want you to know it. “2024,” an absurdly catchy, short num- the fashion department. Intermission presents the Nicole Kidman of red carpets past.
A grunge album for angsty ber that revitalizes the album like a shot of the good, the “meh” and the tragic from
teenagers that want to affirm their individ- adrenaline, is followed by the heaviest track Sunday’s award ceremony. THE WORST
uality but are too young to know of on the album, “Sell Yourself.” An angry, Helena Bonham Carter
“Nevermind,” “Thank You, Happy uninhibited rager, it voices mock lyrics THE BEST Bonham Carter had several plum roles
Birthday” makes a great listen if you’re apparently inspired by their label. “You are Catherine Zeta-Jones last year as the Red Queen in “Alice in
looking to buy into the fallacy of commer- ready for the masses . . . Sell yourself, don’t Green was certainly the color of the night Wonderland,” psychotic Bellatrix in “Harry
cial independence. And if you’re one of be a fool,” a decidedly pissed Schultz — see Angelina Jolie and Mila Kunis. However, Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I” and
those “Indy Kidz,” then stay away — Cage screeches into the mike. Coupled with none did it better than a regal Zeta-Jones in Queen Elizabeth in “The King’s Speech.” Too
The Elephant are serious artists and want MGMT’s “The Handshake,” these may be her stunning Monique Lhuillier gown. bad she chose to channel the craziness of
nothing to do with your poser, sheep-herd the two strongest tracks to antagonize the Olivia Wilde Bellatrix and not the elegance of the Queen
ways. music industry. To counter the outrage, The “TRON” star made a splash with her with her crazy hair, confused dress and mis-
Although the album is good enough, “Rubber Ball” follows. Gentle strumming fabulous princess gown and balanced out the matched shoes.
with a fair mix of head-bangers and on the guitar and breathy vocals make for a drama of the Marchesa with a casual hairdo. Jennifer Lopez
restrained ragers, the band’s vocalist and beautifully muted acoustic session that lulls Dianna Agron J.Lo’s known for her bold, fierce fashion
frontman Matt Schultz spends much too and comforts the way “2024” energizes. The “Glee” star’s glamorous old- choices. So how does she explain this matronly
much time protesting the system to be able The best track on the album is by far Hollywood look was perfectly complemented snore of a dress? The white Zuhair Murad
to deliver a sound record. Nevertheless, “Right Before My Eyes,” an indie pop keep- by her gorgeous retro waves. gown looks like a David’s Bridal cast-off
with his slurred vocals and unbridled ener- er which refreshingly pays service to no Anne Hathaway topped with some sort of weird, see-through
gy, this latest release makes for a fun trib- one. Schultz drops his voice to a straight- It’s not easy to pull of the “Dynasty”- lampshade.
ute to the grunge generation of the early forward drone, while the restrained guitars, esque shoulder pads of Hathaway’s Armani Halle Berry
90s. drums and cymbals deliver the easiest lis- Prive, especially when you’re competing You can’t really blame Berry for flaunting
One such testament to the Seattle ten on the album. The lyrics convey the against Angelina Jolie. After the equally sleek her rockin’ bod in this Nina Ricci bustier dress.
scene comes in the second track, wittily deepest introspection and the muted power Armani Prive Hathaway wore to the 2009 However, the deconstructed black dress with
titled “Aberdeen” after the childhood home chords the best wrap-up on the album. Academy Awards, we think we’re sensing a pat- its tulle mullet of a train comes off as more
of Nirvana members Kurt Cobain and After a couple of other scruffy punk tern here and we certainly don’t mind. tacky than classy.
Krist Novoselic. Coincidence or not, the numbers, “Flow,” the last track on the Eva Longoria Lea Michele
song features the distorted guitars, raging album, rolls around. A twangy Americana Why so sad Eva? The newly single The usually reliable red-carpet darling
vocals and distant background effects of song, it develops slowly, unfolding swirling Longoria seemed to be channeling Morticia made a misstep with her unkempt hair and
bands such as Nirvana and The Pixies. vocals, hand drums and some shaken per- Addams in her jet-black Zac Posen. But with disorganized, bubblegum-tinted Oscar de la
Instead of a Wall of Sound, the heavy gui- cussions to end on a subdued tribal mood. the gown’s perfect, curve-hugging fit, mourn- Renta. After similarly monochromatic and
tar riffs build up a Wall of Noise so thick After a good 15 seconds of silence, a ing never looked so good. dramatic gowns at last year’s Emmys and
that even Schultz’s characteristic husky stripped down version of “Right Before My Golden Globes, it may also be time to shake
growl becomes difficult to discern. Eyes” makes an encore. ALMOST THERE things up.
Next on the track list, “Indy Kidz” As a whole, the album presents a sur- Emma Stone Natalie Portman
pokes fun at mindless indie music fans, but prisingly wide array of genres, but is still Stone could have stunned in her orange Portman was radiant with her newfound
at times its cynicism proves to be too deeply indebted to the rule-bending bands minimalist Calvin Klein but her borderline maternal glow. Unfortunately, she tarnished it
much, as does its raucous racket of guitars of the early 90s. And while there are subtle Wayne Newton spray-tan made it uncomfort- with the cheap, craft-store rose awkwardly
and shameless drumming. “Shake Me gems in the track list, it suffers too much ably difficult to differentiate between fabric glued to the front of her dress.
Down,” the obvious pick for first single, from its uneasy, redundant attacks on the and skin.
provides a welcome rest from the dissonant music scene’s hypocritical standards to be Nicole Kidman —lauren WILSON
chords, and instead builds a more passive taken for a stellar release. Remember when Nicole Kidman’s red contact lauren:
version of grungy rock. One of the most carpet dresses were something to be excited
lhwilson@stanford.edu
enjoyable songs on the album, its —maria DEL CARMEN BARRIOS
restrained vocals and rhythmic guitar contact maria:
plucking are reminiscent of another Cage
mariacbg@stanford.edu 7
the Elephant single with staying power, friday january 21 2011
Roxy Sass’ guide to
winning at ski trip
S
ki trip comes at a delicate Then, after the lifts close for
time in the school year. Let’s the day, the inevitable question
face it — for most, Roxy back at the cabin creeps up: hot
included, the beginning of fall tub? Brief disclaimer: Roxy’s got a
quarter is a time filled with utter high tolerance for the questionable,
and unfettered potential: from the but she’ll admit that sometimes hot
cute guy upstairs to that hot rower tubs are gross — and drinking in a
down the hall to the programmer hot tub can lead to increased dehy-
in her class that Roxy wants to pep- dration. But more often, drinking
per with talk both nerdy and dirty. in a hot tub can also lead to, for
But by the time January rolls lack of a better word, results. This,
around, fall flings have awkwardly Roxy thinks, could be the begin-
faded, the regrettable dormcest ning of a beautiful affair.
hookup still passes your door every And finally, when all has
time you’re headed to a meal and calmed down for the night and
rumor has it that the cutie down- people are passing out left and
stairs dumped the significant other right, Roxy advises readers to keep
over break. It’s a whole different their wits about them: a strategical-
ball game. ly chosen sleeping placement
When it comes to ski trip, amidst the general brouhaha could
Roxy knows that the combination be key to future endeavors. Even if
of mountain air, close quarters and nothing goes down during ski trip,
(Smirnoff) ice can catalyze some waking up next to a dormmate
awkward and some completely plants a seed in one’s mind that can
delicious drama up in Tahoe. For later blossom into the planting of
maximum enjoyment of your time seed elsewhere. Don’t question
in the snow, Roxy’s foolproof tips Roxy’s inception skills.
will guarantee a little extra soreness
— no, not from snowboarding — —roxy SASS
as well as a chance to leave behind
a creative snow angel after a tryst in FRIDAY
the snowbank.
The first setting for the art of
ski trip flirtation is on the slopes.
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Roxy’s feminist side usually argues
that girls can do anything guys can
BONE TO PICK?
do, but even she’ll admit that girls
have it easier in situations like
group sports. If you’re an alpine
master, boys will be impressed; if
you’re stuck on the green slopes, it’s
still easy to look cute even when well then, e-mail us!
you fall. Roxy’s a pretty skilled skier intermission@stanforddaily.com
herself, but even she wouldn’t be
above spending her day on the easy MANAGING EDITOR
slopes if it means getting some Marisa Landicho
“help” from that cute ski instructor DESK EDITOR
or from a ruggedly handsome dor-
Lauren Wilson
mmate. Shoop, shoop, indeed.
COPY EDITOR
Stephanie Weber
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intermission Anastasia Yee