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One-Liners (Week Five)
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MAN: This year in panto Ann Widdecombe is to play the minion to the
antagonist who aims to destroy the hard working little people –
I think she’s been typecast.
MAN: I’m making this video call on my new iPad Two, iPad owners
will be so jealous when they see me on the radio.
MAN: How can people think Murdoch will not have any influence over
Sky News when he has thirty-nine per cent of it? May I remind
you Cameron got thirty-six per cent of the votes and now he
runs the country.
MAN: News Corp is to spin off Sky News, it’s no surprise to me;
they’ve been spinning off news stories for years.
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Ben Broughton One-Liners frankfromthehub@hotmail.com
WOMAN: Theresa May is proposing a pay freeze for police. After the
freeze, the pay will be instructed to put its hands on its head
and it will have the right to remain silent.