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WOMAN: Nick Clegg said; “We were right to go into government. We are
doing the right things.” Tax benefits for the bankers, student
fees – Yes you are doing right things.

MAN: There’s an adult film out about Berlusconi’s personal life – I

couldn’t see pornographers making one about Cameron, yet I
he seems to be screwing me people on a regular basis.

MAN: Ofcom is saying not enough students are learning about

history, I think they’ll be fine; history has a habit of repeating
itself.

MAN: I can’t believe that Lenny Henry refused to stay in the house of
an African family on ‘Famous, Rich and in the Slums’ because
the conditions were too horrendous – yet he stays at numerous
Premier Inns on a regular basis.

MAN: Apparently William Hague is not going to quit over the SAS mix
up in Libya – face it; if he was to send in a resignation letter it
wouldn’t arrive successfully at its designated location.

MAN: Cameron promised a more transparent government and that’s

what we’ve got, as I see right though his lies.

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WOMAN: I was horrified by the story of the three year old alcoholic;
apparently it all started from conception after ‘Sex on the
Beach’.

WOMAN: Ed Miliband not share a stage with Nick Clegg – neither would
I, I mean; you never know when a sniper’s going to hit an
innocent bystander.