Chuck Norris' inhuman powers drop on death, giving the player who picks 'em up a permanent aegis aura. Too bad he never dies... ever.60.
Chuck Norris' Tangos dont eat trees, they eat woods.61.
Chuck Norris can't use the Necronomicons, they would run away in fear!62.
Chuck Norris can deflect a Laguna Blade on an enemy with his fist!63.
Someone maphacked on Chuck Norris. His body was never found.64.
Chuck Norris can dodge assassinate!65.
Putting a Blink Dagger on Chuck Norris is like putting wheels on a bullet.66.
Chuck Norris has a 1-hour Chronosphere with 12000 AOE.67.
Chuck Norris leeches with spell damage.68.
Chuck Norris base MS ist 521.69.
Chuck Norris has a blink with 0 sec cd and 12000 range.70.
Illusions of Chuck Norris deal 100% dam.71.
Chuck Norris can pick a hero in -ar mode.72.
Chuck Norris gains gold if the fountain kills a creep.73.
Chuck Norris gains +50 to all stats every lvlup.74.
Chuck Norris hates Rikmaru. If he manages to get to lvl 6 before Chuck Norris hunts him down, he has a slight chance to escapefrom him. Too bad Chuck Norris has truesight.75.
Chuck Norris pulls Pugde next to him if he gets hooked.76.
Every time you get double damage Chuck Norris gets triple armor.77.
Every Hit Chuck Norris does is a lasthit.78.
Chuck Norris has 100% Evasion.79.
Chuck Norris can use all Spells with one hotkey.80.
Chuck Norris gets quantity discount at the secret shop.81.
After GODLIKE only comes CHUCKLIKE with an amount of 100 kills in a row.82.
Chuck Norris doesen't need boots of travel. If he wants to be somewhere every enemy unit at that place just teleports to him.83.
If Chuck Norris types -di and hits enter Warcraft III will throw an exception anytime cause the amount of kills doesen't fit intointeger value anymore.84.
Chuck Norris uses Lone Druids' bear only as Chicken.85.
Chuck Norris doesen't need Banlist. No one will leave until Chuck Norris allows him to leave - even if game is over.86.
Chuck Norris uses The Frozen Throne only as Toilet.87.
Chuck Norris kills Krobelus by showing her his ghastly face.88.
Chuck Norris oneshots Ghostface-.89.
Chuck Norris died once ! ... Yeah, of course I'm joking.90.
Chuck Norris never did a kill. You just die with honour for his name, glory, and whatever.91.
Chuck Norris doesn't listen to you, he feels whatever you think before you even thought it.92.
Chuck Norris doesn't care about the Force, Force is for low skilled people.93.
Chuck Norris doesn't need Lothar's Edge ; he's already more invisible than the item could do.94.
Using Illusion rune with Chuck Norris, you just summon Jackie Chan.95.
Using Regeneration rune with Chuck Norris makes all players loose hp & mana, even friends.96.
Using Invisiblity rune with Chuck Norris makes him less invisible that he already is. Whatever, he can do everyting withoutloosing invisibility.97.
Using Haste rune with Chuck Norris makes him become so fast that the games just slow all players to -1337 MS.98.
Using Double Damage with Chuck Norris is fun, the only change is the light blue above his head.99.
Chuck Norris can remap the map and change the terrain just the way he wants, it's his first skill.100.
Chuck Norris has a counterspell on Darkness, he can turn day again, with a slower CD than NightStalker, it's his second skill.101.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a third skill, because he already has all spells.102.
Chuck Norris only has ultimate skills.103.
Chuck Norris can toss himself.104.
Chuck Norris can impale with his fingers.105.
When Void uses Chronosphere, Chuck Norris hits harder, better, faster & stronger while Void is just stuck into his ownChronosphere.106.
When Spectre use his ulti, Chuck Norris is duplicated on every unit of the map.107.
You can't see Chuck Norris with TrueSight ; you can nearly picture him with w00tSight, which is actually not existing...108.
Chuck Norris can't bash you ! You already bashed yourself for him.109.
Chuck Norris is not an Intel Hero. He's neither an Agi nor Strengh hero. He's not even a hero. He's just...110.
When Chuck Norris fights Morphling, he just have fun doing surf on him.111.
Chuck Norris can use Moses to make a clear path through the map. It's more useful than Spectre's dagger.112.
Chuck Norris is the only ally of Roshan, because long time ago only Roshan survived Chuck' craziness.113.
Chuck Norris can make triple kill on 2v2.114.
Chuck Norris has 1337x Critical Strike115.
Chuck Norris deals an infinite amount of damage, twice!116.
Chuck Norris returns 10.000 damage