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02 NAMMA CHENNAI ERGO Monday, September 29, 2008
Khaki in trouble
A lady reporter recently reported on the plight
of a family that suffered harassment at a
suburban police station they had approached
with a complaint. But she went into the bad
books of a top IPS officer at the suburban
Commissionerate. Reliable khakis said that the
PHOTO: S.R.RAGHUNATHAN
Sulking cop
A senior IPS officer, who was in Tirunelveli for
many years, is a sad man after being recently
transferred to a menial post in the city. The
A
routine police check on in Triplicane and his friend Jamal Lankan and Indian currency
Anna Salai in the wee hours Moideen (43) of Nungambakkam. notes.
of Sunday helped police The Scorpio the duo was travell- According to S Lakshmi, Depu-
crack a smuggling racket. ing was intercepted at around ty Commissioner of Police (Trip-
They intercepted an SUV, and 3.00 a.m. by a police team near licane), the goods belonged to
confiscated 54 Korean-made mo- Anna Statue on Anna Salai. Jahubar, who didn’t possess any
bile phones, 11 iPods, several After the car didn’t stop, the valid documents on the purchase
memory cards and foreign cur- police gave a hot pursuit and of the goods. An investigation is
rencies without proper account- boxed in the vehicle. The two underway to ascertain the origin
ing for. men inside were caught and an of the seized goods. ■
Lizard trouble
ERGO CORRESPONDENT reveal that it was all a drama to “The incident was pre-planned
FEEDBACK@GOERGO.IN tarnish the image of the hotel and executed in order to get us
owner as there is a longstanding into trouble,” asserted a hotel
Garba,
Dandiya,
CHENNAI ISHTYLE
Kollywood numbers, Gujarati folk songs and 250
guests made for a perfect ‘Dandiya Garba Raas’
PHOTOS: R. RAVINDRAN
VIPASHA SINHA organised ‘Dandiya Garba fying atmosphere with a brought the spectators to and I am sure I will win this
V. LOKPRIA Raas’, a celebration to mark live band dishing out tradi- the floor, too. one, too,” said Dr. Pooja Ni-
Navaratri cum a fundraiser tional and catchy numbers. It was interesting to see chani, and she was correct at
Y
ou have seen Rajini- for community services. Moving in a huge circle dandiya experts teaching that. Pooja was crowned
kanth and Dhanush Around 250 people partic- with uniform steps, the par- the hip-hopper look-like the Queen of the night and Har-
shake a leg to “En- ipated in this fun-filled ticipants performed the gar- basics of the dance. shad Shah was announced
geyum Epothum”. night. Men and women, not ba, while the tiny ones “The crowd is cosmopoli- King.
Imagine garba on the same; to leave out the children, enjoyed themselves in the tan and these kinds of In the garba round, Kajal
sounds funny but it’s true. came in their flashy outfits middle of the circle, creating events are organised to re- Patel won in the above-20
Namma Chennai’s Gujaratis competing for the various ti- their own steps. vive culture, have fun and category and Khyati Patel
enthusiastically danced to tles. A short break was fol- make new friends,” said Pa- was adjudged the best teen-
Tamil numbers along with The titles King and Queen lowed by the dandiya rul, one of the organisers of age garba dancer. Utsav
their traditional folk songs were given away to the best round. The few regulars the event. Authentic Gujara- Shah won in the male cate-
on Saturday evening at Taj dancers who danced played the perfect moves, ti cuisine added to the gory. The prize for unique
Connemara. through the night. The while others swayed away ambience. costume went to Pankti
The Rotary Club of Madras event presented an electri- to the music. This round “I have won a lot of prizes Gadda. ■
04 KALEIDOSCOPE ERGO Monday, September 29, 2008
‘‘
When the Nobel award came my way, it also
gave me an opportunity to do something
immediate and practical about my old obsessions,
including literacy, basic health care and gender equity,
aimed specifically at India and Bangladesh.
Amartya Sen
ANUSHA PARTHASARATHY
anushaparthasarathy@hotmail.com
I
f you thought you were young and posters for movies, which are started it with two people. With
and inexperienced to run an outsourced to them from other some difficulty, we got others to
advertising firm and ever per- companies. Recently, the firm al- join and now we are a full-fledged
suaded someone out of so agreed to brand and company. It was tough but we
it, quoting “It’s a jungle promote S.P.B. Cha- made it through the initial rough
out there!” you are ran’s Capital Film patches.”
wrong, yet again. Works. One unique feature about
Take Khushbu Sang- With notable Wishbox is that they have never
hi, for instance. The names like Butterfly advertised or promoted their
24-year-old Fine Arts products, Sugan uni- company. Most of their clients (From left) Guru, Tuney and Manish. (Top) Khushbu Sanghi
graduate from Stella forms, First Gear and are referred by word-of-mouth.
MarisCollege has Humx Electronics un- But they feel that though Chennai
been in the business for der their belt, they has a booming advertising mar-
over a year. Today, she is ideate to the maximum ket, almost coming third in the
reaping the fruits of imagination with brainstorming sessions to entire country, the talent here is
and out-of-the-box thinking – come up with new designs. yet to be utilised to its optimum
that’s Wishbox’s motto. Their brainstorming sessions efficiency.
Wishbox, which is Khushbu’s involve the entire team coming There are some things you can
brainchild, is a service-provider up with various numbers, sym- think of, for everything else
catering to the branding and ad- bols, digits, books and websites there’s Wishbox!
vertising needs of corporate cli- individually, and putting them all (If you are an entrepreneur with
ents. The company has only been together to form an idea. These a successful business model or
in business since March 2007 and are then crossed off or accepted know one, write to us at
is grossing Rs. 12 lakh per annum. and made into a complete pack- firstinnings@goergo.in)
age to serve clients.
A childhood dream In a minute
“It has been a dream of mine Looking ahead Company:
from school to start a firm,” she This team of five, consisting of Wishbox
explains. “After my graduation, I two personnel managing officials Started:
completed Visual Communica- and three designers, all in their March 2007
tion from Artlabs and also did a early 20s, is proud of what they Founder:
multimedia course from Image. I have achieved and are planning Khushbu Sanghi
wanted to gain enough experi- to start a branch in Nagpur soon. Team:
ence to start my own venture, so Khushbu is the only girl in the 5
worked in an advertising compa- team. Focus:
ny for a few months. When I had “I come from a conventional Service provider
learnt enough I moved on.” background and my family was Contact:
not too supportive of me starting Khushbu at 98401 19919
Designs for all my own business,” says Khushbu, Email:
Apart from branding and ad- adding, “I started from my broth- mailus@wishboxindia.com
Monday, September 29, 2008
05
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addled by student loans and probably going to save me about they do not offer any recourse in
credit card debt, Ryan Little 3,000 dollars in interest payments case of default.
was looking for relief. Like alone.” “That’s the key,” said Chris Lar-
many, the 30-year-old in- The Sunnyvale, California- sen, chief executive of Prosper.
surance agent turned towards based Lending Club, which be- “It’s up to people to decide
banks for a loan but he ended up gan as a Facebook application in whether to accept to lend money
finding a much better deal el- May 2007, is one of the many to borrowers.”
sewhere, on the Internet, through peer-to-peer (P2P) lending oper- Late payments are penalised
a website called Lending Club ations operating on the Internet. Lending sites pay a much better deal than banks. PHOTO: AFP and the identities of deadbeat
(lendingclub.com). borrowers are passed on to the
Little eventually borrowed Online auctioning companies which assign all-im-
10,000 dollars from 30 people he They work somewhat like an to Lending Club which redistri- per (prosper.com). portant credit scores.
didn’t know and had never met online auction site; people look- butes the money among his back- “That’s the first I ever bid on,” “You have to treat this as a
through Lending Club, a “peer- ing for a loan set the maximum ers and earns its money through she said. “I picked this one out speculative environment where
to-peer” or social lending net- interest rate they are willing to transaction fees. because it’s a family who started the chance of default is some-
work. pay and lenders bid against one Elizabeth Colglazier, a lawyer their own business geared to- what high,” said John Vyge, a fi-
“The rates between the banks another to make the best offer. and mother of two, has loaned wards children and it sounded nancial planner for Hillebrand
that I’ve looked at are anywhere Little got a three-year loan at more than 3,300 dollars to 41 like they had a good business Financial Planning. Until recent-
from five to seven per cent more an interest rate of 12.6 per cent. people through the San Francis- plan and it was going to work ly, Americans had become used
than it is with Lending Club,” Lit- He pays back 330 dollars a month co-based peer-to-peer firm Pros- out.” to easily obtaining money at low
tle said. To help them decide who to interest rates, he said. But the
“It ends up being quite a signif- You have to treat this as a speculative lend money to, lenders are sup- credit crunch and current finan-
icant amount of money depend- plied with a photo of the borrow- cial crisis have changed all that
ing on how much you are looking environment where the chance of er, their financial records and the and they’re now looking for other
to get per year,” he said. “I would default is somewhat high reasons they need the money. sources. ■
say overall in three years it’s The maximum loan is 25,000 AFP
Flying saucer
쑸
An employee of
Japan’s toy
giant, Tomy,
displays the
world’s smallest
infrared remote-
controlled flying
toy QFO,
measuring 65 x
65 43 mm and
weighing only 9
g, in Tokyo on
Sunday. The
QFO, equipped
with a roter
underneath of
the toy, flies
like a flying
saucer.
AFP PHOTO
06 VILLAGE ERGO Monday, September 29, 2008
I
t’s shocking, but true! British tacted its helpline since it
children as young as nine launched in April.
“are being compelled into “The youngest child we have
wedlock by their families” dealt with was nine years old.
against their will. The girl told her teacher she was
This revelation came as offi- going to be forced to marry so-
cial figures disclosed that nearly meone and initially she was not
60 children, all aged 15 or un- believed. Ultimately, with the
der, were rescued by the British help of the Forced Marriage
government’s Forced Marriage Unit, she was dealt with through
Unit in the past four years. child protection procedures.
The cases fuel concerns, ini- “You don’t just get forced into
tially raised earlier this year, a marriage at 16 or 17; this is
that a number of children are happening to very young chil-
disappearing from British dren. We certainly have had
schools to be forced into mar- cases of minors being sexually
riage overseas, leading new- abused. If you are forced into
spaper ‘The Sunday Telegraph’ marriage as a minor you will be
reported. multiple-raped, because as a
A charity which runs a nation- child you are legally unable to
al helpline on forced marriage, give consent,” she was quoted
Karma Nirvana, has revealed as saying.
that in one incident a nine-year- In fact, the Forced Marriage
old girl from a Pakistani family Unit has helped rescue 58 un-
in east Midlands was taken into derage children since it’s set up
care after her parents told her in January 2005, including 11
she was to wed. under-16s so far this year. The
Jasvinder Sanghera, the Di- youngest victim this year was
rector of Karma Nirvana, said 13, one was 14 and nine were 15.
that on average four children a ■
month aged under 16 have con- PTI
Queensland rout
Knight Riders
Out-of-favour Australian all-
rounder Andrew Symonds made
very little impact as Queensland
DOCTOR
defeated Kolkata Knight Riders by
seven-wicket in the Twenty20
double header in Brisbane. Making
a comeback on Saturday after the
infamous “gone fishing” episode,
wins again
Symonds had figures of (0/8) off
four overs with the ball, but failed miserably
Rossi wins sixth world title with Japan GP win
with the bat, scoring just two. Meanwhile, in
the match, batting first the Knight Riders
I
were restricted to 79 for eight off their 20 talian Yamaha ace Valentino American Honda rider Nicky Hay- spot on the front row to go first
overs, with the Kolkata side’s coach John Rossi won his sixth world pre- den in 2006 and Stoner last year. around the bend on the 4.8-kilo-
Buchanan’s son, Michael top scoring with 16. mier-class title here Sunday Rossi put a lock on the title with an metre (three-mile) stop-and-go
Disappointingly, only four Knight Riders when he beat defending cham- unbeatable 92 point lead over Twin Ring Motegi track under
batsmen managed to reach double figures. pion Casey Stoner in the Japanese Stoner with three races left in the overcast skies. But Pedrosa over-
Chasing the modest target, Queensland had Grand Prix. season. A win is worth 25 points. took him on the second lap, with
no hiccups as Clinton Perren cracked an Rossi overtook the Australian The 29-year-old, nicknamed Rossi trailing in their slipstream.
unbeaten 50 to see his side through by the Ducati rider on the 14th of 24 laps “Doctor” for his meticulous plan- Then Stoner, who has won four
eighth over. and never looked back, taking the ning and racing, won his first pre- GPs so far this year but missed the
PTI title with his eighth MotoGP win of mier-class title, then the 500cc, podium in the last three races,
the season in 43min 09.599sec with riding for Honda in 2001. He suc- grabbed back the lead with Rossi in
Stoner 1.943 sec behind. Honda cessfully defended his crown four second on the sixth lap. Rossi made
I have no plans to retire rider Dani Pedrosa of Spain fin-
ished third 2.923 sec further back.
straight times after the category
was changed to the four-stroke
the race his on lap 14, passing
Stoner around the first corner and
from ODIs: Hayden It was Rossi’s fifth straight GP
win and his first MotoGP title in
MotoGP in 2002. He moved to Ya-
maha in 2004.
holding on to take the chequered
flag and the title. ■
Dismissing suggestions that he has become three years, after missing out to Stoner jumped from the second AFP
‘‘Real,
When I was given the vice-captaincy, I knew part of that role was making sure you
put the team first. The one thing that has probably been misinterpreted is that I
didn’t make the decision to send Andrew Symonds home on my own, it was the leadership
group. We believed and still believe it was best for the team and best for Symmo as well.
Australian vice-captain Michael Clarke
S
panish giants Barcelona and Real Madrid palmed the ball to Ferran Corominas.
grabbed last-gasp 2-1 victories after a
rash of red cards and crowd trouble in Red cards
the Primera Liga on Saturday. Barcelona Real, who visit UEFA Cup holders Zenit St
came from behind to beat Espanyol with a Petersburg in the Champions League on Tues-
Lionel Messi penalty at the Montjuic stadium. day, had a hard time collecting the points in
The game turned around after crowd disturb- Seville after a convincing first half perfor-
Barca
ances forced the referee to take the players mance. Their Argentina defender Gabriel
off the pitch for almost 10 minutes. Heinze opened the scoring in the 19th minute
Ruud van Nistelrooy gave Real Madrid the with a close-range header that flew inside the
points at Real Betis, where each team had a far post after a free kick from the left by Ru-
player sent off, to keep the champions a point ben de la Red. Betis equalised early in the
behind leaders Villarreal who won 1-0 at pro- second period when Madrid’s Brazilian defen-
moted Sporting Gijon thanks to striker Giu- der Marcelo conceded a penalty and was sent
grab
seppe Rossi. Villarreal have 13 points from off after a reckless challenge from behind on
five games but, with the bulk of the weekend Damia Abella. Casillas got a hand to Sergio
matches being played on Sunday, Valencia Garcia’s spot kick but the Betis striker
could regain top spot if they win at home to slammed the rebound into the net. Garcia was
But Deportivo Coruna. then sent off after being shown a second yel-
Barcelona, who face Shakhtar Donetsk in low card in the 82nd minute for a tackle on
Villareal the Champions league on Wednesday, are in substitute midfielder Royston Drenthe. In
late
third place two points behind Real Madrid. stoppage time, Van Nistelrooy beat his mark-
lead points They were losing 0-1 at Espanyol when televi- er Juanito with a powerful run down the right
sion pictures showed a flare being lobbed and fired a low cross shot past Castro Espino-
table from the upper stand towards the fans below, sa to secure the points for the visitors.
leading referee Medina Cantalejo to stop the Villarreal, who host Celtic in the Champions
match. Thierry Henry equalised after the League on Tuesday, had to wait until the sec-
game restarted when he picked up a long Xa- ond half before opening the score at Gijon
winners
vi pass. Espanyol’s Cameroon goalkeeper Car- when Italian Rossi picked up a loose ball in the
los Kameni denied the France striker from area and gave Sporting goalkeeper Ivan Cuel-
close range but the ball rebounded off Daniel lar no chance. It was a frustrating night for
Jarque to land at Henry’s feet. Messi scored Sporting whose Croatian striker Mate Bilic
from the spot in the fifth minute of stoppage spurned several chances. They are rooted to
time after striker Samuel Eto’o was brought the bottom without a point, having already
down. Barca keeper Victor Valdes had gifted conceded 20 goals. ■
Espanyol the lead in the 20th minute when he Reuters
Real Madrid’s Heinze (left) celebrates with teammate Diarra (right) and Raul (centre) after scoring a goal
during their Spanish league match at the Ruiz de Lopera’s stadium in Sevilla. AFP
10 FLICK ERGO Monday, September 29, 2008
Wit of Newman
Paul Newman on death: “I picture my
epitaph: ‘Here lies Paul Newman, who
died a failure because his eyes turned
brown.’”
The true
blue-eyed boy Paul Newman and Elizabeth
Taylor in ‘Cat on a Hot Tin
Roof’
‘‘ ‘‘
Newman redeemed
himself in his next mo-
vie, Somebody Up There
He was my
Likes Me (1956), a por- hero.
trayal of boxer Rocky Julia Roberts
Graziano, and by 1958
was nominated for an
Oscar with a smoul-
dering perfor- Earlier, I read a quote
mance in Cat on a
Hot Tin Roof, star-
from him which I find
ring alongside Eli- to be really amusing. It speaks
zabeth Taylor. so much to who he is. He said
A committed lib-
eral, Newman that regardless of his status,
openly campaigned he was always a character
for several Democratic
Party candidates – which got him
actor – he just looked like
onto Republican president Ri- Little Red Riding Hood.
chard Nixon’s famous list of ene- Russell Crowe
mies in the 1970s, something he
described as “the highest single
‘‘
honor I’ve ever received.”
P
aul Newman, a Hollywood Newman had six children, There is a point where
legend beloved for his three from an early marriage that
piercing blue eyes and ro- ended in divorce and three with feelings go beyond
guish charm, has died after actress Joanne Woodward, whom words. I have lost a real friend.
losing his fight with cancer. He he married in 1958. He had five
was 83. daughters and one son, Scott,
My life – and this country – is
Newman played youthful re- who died of a drug overdose in better for his being in it.
bels, charming rogues, golden- 1978. Had he ever been tempted Robert Redford
hearted drunks and amoral op- to stray during his long marriage?
portunists in a career that Robert Redford (L) and Paul “Why fool around with hamburg-
‘‘
encompassed more than 50 mo- Newman in a scene from er when you have steak at home?”
vies. He was one of the most pop- ’Butch Cassidy and the he told an interviewer.
ular and consistently bankable Newman became interested in
The ultimate cool guy,
Sundance Kid’
Hollywood stars in the second auto racing while filming the mo- who men wanted to be
half of the 20th century. performance of the same smarmy vie Winning in 1968, and quickly like and women adored… He
Newman was also a philan- character in the 1961 movie The became a race car enthusiast.
thropist, a health food mogul – he Hustler. Over the years he won four Sports was an American icon, a
once quipped that his salad Born Paul Leonard Newman on Car Club of America (SCCA) brilliant actor, a Renaissance
dressing was making more mon- January 26, 1925 in Shaker championships and competed in
ey than his movies – a race car Heights, Ohio into a comfortable the famous Le Mans 24 Hour
man and a generous but
enthusiast and a leftist political middle-class family – his father race. Newman retired from mo- modest philanthropist.
activist. ran a successful sporting goods vie acting in 2007, at the age of 82. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Newman won the Academy chain – Newman acted in school “You start to lose your memo-
Award for Best Actor in 1987, late plays as a youth. ry, you start to lose your confi-
in his career, for his role as a pool He joined the navy in World dence, you start to lose your
shark named ‘Fast Eddie’ in Mar- War II wanting to be a pilot, but invention. So I think that’s pretty He set the bar too high
tin Scorsese’s The Color of Money, tests showed that he was colour- much a closed book for me,”
co-starring Tom Cruise. Many blind. Instead he served as a rear- Newman told ABC News in an in- for the rest of us. Not
critics at the time said he was re- seat radioman and tail gunner terview, referring to his acting ca- just actors, but all of us.
ally being awarded the Oscar be- aboard Avenger torpedo bombers reer. ■ George Clooney
latedly for his original in the Pacific theatre. AFP
Monday, September 29, 2008
11
Who needs this painting?
A self-portrait by Kate Moss, drawn with lipstick and marked with her lip prints, failed to sell at auction on
Saturday, said the auction house Lyon & Turnbull, with the highest bid of 25,000 pounds falling way below the
reserve price. The canvas portrait also features stains of blood belonging to rocker Doherty, who in addition
has inscribed the words: “Who needs blood when you’ve got lipstick?”
AFP
With love,
Cine City
from Dad
Heath Ledger’s estate to
go to daughter
H
eath Ledger’s two-year-old daughter Matilda Rose
will inherit the late Australian actor’s entire estate,
estimated to be worth 20 million dollars (16.6 mil-
lion US), a report said on Sunday.
The 28-year-old actor, who died in New York in January
from an accidental overdose of prescription drugs, had
named his parents and sisters as the beneficiaries in
his will, Perth’s Sunday Times reported.
The will, which has been probated behind
closed doors at the Supreme Court in
Perth, was made before Matilda was
born, and there had been specula-
tion that the child’s mother, actress
Michelle Williams, would lodge a
claim.
But Ledger’s father Kim has put
an end to such speculation, re-
vealing that Matilda will inherit Ash sizzles in Vogue
the lot. Falling in line with Bipasha Basu, Priyanka
“There is no claim. Our family Chopra, Deepika Podukone and Preity Zinta,
has gifted everything to Matil- Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is appearing on the
da,” he told the News Ltd paper. cover of Vogue India. Ash has been
Ledger’s will listed just photographed by ace lensman Farrokh Chothia
145,000 Australian dollars in as- for the October issue of the magazine. The shoot
sets and cash when it was was done in London. The actress’ make-up was
drawn up in 2003, but the Hol- done by Denise Rabor with hairstylist Josh Wood.
lywood star’s estate is now be- www.cinesnacks.com
lieved to be worth more than 20
GETTY IMAGES
Illayaraja to
croon for Simbu
The latest news about Silambattam is
that Illayaraja would lend his voice for
Silambarasan in the movie. Singing along
with him is
Shreya Ghosal.
The song will
be picturised
on
Silambarasan
and Sneha.
Sources close
to the team
say that the
melodious
song
“Konduputta
konduputta”
has come out
very well and is sure to top the charts.
The movie has raised the expectation
levels of Simbu fans following the star’s
decision to showcase three songs on
popular websites.
12 SCAN ERGO Monday, September 29, 2008
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Kanna, if you work hard it is pay slippu... If DONNELLEY
you hardly work... Then pink slippu .... Pink A mechanical engineer can become a
slippu na life slippu.... You Decide which mechanic but a software engineer cannot
slip you want. become a software!
D- Padma Gopal, CTS 9962158257
Adhigama leave podra employee um Alavukku adhikama code pannara
adhigama vela kudukara supervisor um programmerum, Alavukku adhikama defect
oththumaya vaazhndhadha sarithrame illa! raise pannara testerum, nalla vanzhthatha
9003028708 sarithiramme illai.
Developer who stays late night and project Abhishek
manager who comes earlier to the office Kanna,
will never lead a good life Nan TL-ah(Team Leader) Pathu work
surya selvaraj, wipro technologies Pandravan illa Nan DL-ah (Dead Line)
Dialogue. U can find bugs in my code, but pathu work panravan
u can’t find thugs (rowdies) in my ode Senthyl
(area) Ergo Pick
Aizy.,TCS "Naa paakathan hardware maathri
My code... Private code... You can’t cut and irrupaen aana en manasu software. edhu
paste eppadi irruku!"
Murugakumar, FSS Anitha CSS corp
Hi buddy, Extremely code writing
Developer and Extremely bug posting
Tester never had a peaceful life in history Today’s query
!!! (How is it? ) Your favourite sentence to put off
sunitha.. Changepond Tech tele-marketing calls …
Monday, September 29, 2008
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I regularly follow the ClickPick corner in Ergo. However, I’m Dear Ashok, this birthday bring all sort of joy
dismayed by the choice of today’s (26, September) photo. Many more happy returns of the day. and happiness in your life.
I wonder, do we have such a dearth of good photographs or We wish all the best for your days With best wishes & Prayers, Sekhar
have I mis-understood the purpose of this corner? ahead. Dear HARI (THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR)
I hope ClickPick remains a “platform for people who think Wishes from Pradeep, Wish U Many More Happy Retuns Of The
they can be terrific photographers” rather than degenerate into Sanjay and Prasad Day.Lets this birthday brings u all sort of
column featuring arbitrary pics (which have nothing to do with TCS happyness of your life.
“photography”) and supposedly smart captions. With Warm Wishes from
Kaliyuga Easwarasamy V Dear Robin, 3B "BACK SEAT BOYS"
Irevna Research Services Blowing out candles is good exercise for Wipro Technologies.
Hi lungs"
Small Suggestion, can you allocate some separate column for Wish U a Very Happy Birthday Child Hi Terror (Rahul),
Mokkai or Kaddi Jokes. Wishes from You are as young as your faith, as old as
Ramya.R Team RAP your doubt,
(Your wish is our command, Ramya.) Wipro As young as your self-confidence, as old
Hi, as your fear,
This is with regards to feedback on the daily ergo that I receive. Hi Thanjavur Rani, As young as your hope, as old as your
On a personal note I would like to say that ERGO is doing a great Iniya pirandha Naal nalvazhthugal despair.
job circulating the latest happenings in the city. I would just like Magarani.. Un kanavugal ellam vegu We wish u a belated happy birthday…
to find out all the leading tennis coaching centers in Chennai. viraivil ninaivaga engal ullam kanindha With best wishes,
Uma.N. nal vazhthugal. Revathy, Shahoul,
(We will publish it soon. Thanks) Regards, PPPP Gang Anitha, Clara, Nirupa
Hi, Wipro Technologies Remmi, Ram,
Few days back there was an article on YCAM (Carnatic Music Anita Reddy, Ashok,
Association). Can you please give me their contact detail? Dear Robin, Gokila, Bharagavi
Priya May your birthday brings tremendous Infosys Technologies Ltd.
(You can contact Ethirajan on 98402 11166 or Rithvik on growth opportunities for your career.
98842 34740) Wishing you progress and prosperity in Dear Sathya & Sukumar,
Thanks to everyone and keep the feedback rolling
every step of your life" Welcome back to start the second
Aman Dwivedy innings with love and fun:-)
WIPRO Ltd. Happy married life...
With Love,
Dear Uma! Lakshu, Ranju, Varshu,
It’s a lovely and a special day today just Kalai, Leka n Abi
because it’s your birthday. ( from: Ranjitha.R, Wipro Technologies)
May every dream of yours come true.
A warm birthday wishes from all of us! Hi Sowmya ,
Chill Cheers Belated Happy b’daY !!!! This day may
Cognizant-Team brings u success without delay,loads of
LRAMDW joy to stay and sufficient time to pray..
Have a great year ahead!!!!! All the very
Hey Mr.DJ, best for ur future endeavours!!
Lovely wishes from team ESCS to our Fun With Best and Hearty wishes ,
@ Work Dhada Naveen. UnikornZ Gang - HCL Technologies(CODC-2)
Happy Birthday Naveen… :-)
Mothilal, Hi Sudha
Ramco systems My dear chocolate friend ’Happy Birth
day’ wish u a day brings the best in life
Be a talent scout for Ergo and identify talent within your office. Dear Sridhar.R(Centrica project, for u.May life lead u to great happiness
Nominate a colleague and his special talent ... it could be singing, Cognizant), and success. Have a lovely birthday
sketching, racing, etc ... send us his/her photo along with talent and I wish you a many more happy returns of MCSD TEAM,
suprise them by featuring on my.ergo. Emails can be sent to my.er- the day, Caliber point business solution limited
go@goergo.in with subject line "Talent Scout". I wish u wonderful years going to come
on ur way. Hi Divakar,
With Love, Many More Happy returns of the day!!!!!
Guess Meeeee!!! Best wish for a great career
ahead!!!!!!!!!
Hi Dinesh, Cheers -
Many More Happppppppppy Returns of NICE SPRF Team & NICE OM Team
the day and May God Bless you on this (Cognizant)
lovely day. We are wishing you another
year of laughter ,joy,fun,love ,surprises Dear Ashwin,
and happiness. We pray for your success PIRANDHA NAAL NAL VAZHTHUKAL,
and joy...!!!!!!!!! PUTTINA ROJU SUBHAKANKSHALU
Have a blooming year ahead......:) JANMADHIN MUBHAARAKH
With loads of love, Srujana, WISH U HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Navneetha,Srikanth, Let this birthday brings you lot of
Suresh, Namratha,, happiness in your life
TCS Chennai. Hearty wishes from
What is the opposite of “MAZHAIMEGAM” Mani, Anandh,
Mazhai may not come Dear Chandra, KiranmaiGoda,Neelima,Madhu
send in your mokkai to my.ergo@goergo.in with Wishing you a very ’Happy Birthday’ Let TCS, KARAPAKKAM
subjectline: Mokkai
14 TRAFFIC JAM ERGO Monday, September 29, 2008
Lego obsessive
An English man has amassed Britain’s biggest
private collection of Lego - containing over
two million bricks. Darren Smith, 32, started
collecting the building blocks when he was
given a set for Christmas when he was five.
sudoku
Sangeetha S of Cognizant
has sent this picture of
the Brihadeshwara
Temple, Tanjore clicked
by her fiancee, R.
Arunkumar of Infosys.
Arun’s hobbies include
painting and photography.
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Pet chews go political "Xenology" (zuh-nah-luh-jee) the scientific study of extra terrestrial
A pet food company has come up with a novel way of phenomena. Mainly used in science fiction, the term comes from a Greek
gauging the popularity of the country’s politicians word meaning ’strange’: other English words that are based on this root
ahead of a forthcoming election - by making rubber include xenophobia, the intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from
chew toys for dogs in their likeness. Owners will be able other countries, and xeno transplantation, the grafting or transplanting of
to see which candidate their pets prefer to knaw on. organs or tissues between members of different species.
B.C
Octogenarian
bombarded with
220lb junk mail!
An elderly woman was bom-
barded with 5000 letters
weighing 220LB after she re-
plied to a mail from a crooked
company.
The British woman in her
eighties received about 5000
letters claiming she had won a
lottery and other letters prom-
ised a cure for cancer, reports
TimesOnline.
The letters sent to the un-
named woman living in Ver-
wood, Dorset hoarded eight
bin bags full of letters, which
were found by her carer after
six months. The local trading
standards department has
seized the letters.
ANI
Queen to spend
£7m on private
royal jet
The Queen has decided to
shell out 7 million pounds on
her own private jet - the first of
her 50-year reign.
The move was made after
the royal was fed up of sharing
VIP jets with government and
military officials. Her Majesty
often had to wait in line after
the official representatives,
causing her and other royals to
hire other planes at the last
minute at immense public cost.
The 7 million pound ‘Mon-
arch Air’, which will be solely
for the royal family and its
pets, shall be her first privately
owned jet in her 50-year reign.
The 82-year old Queen has of-
fered a tender to luxury air-
craft makers for the royal
design and shall personally fi-
nalise it by Christmas. “For the
first time in her 50-year reign,
Her Majesty has decided to buy
her own plane,” the Sun quot-
ed a source as saying.
ANI