1* Life is test Islam Is Best Namaz Is Must Aakhirat Is For Rest. World Is only Dust.

If
Quran Is IN Chest Nothing Need Next Obeyed ALLAH First Success will be Next.

2* Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

3*.Prayer is a free out Going CALL to GOD No network or battery Problem , Always Good
Signals & all messages Sent. Make Prayer a habit & remember me in Ur Prayers.

4*. R is for Red

Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is 4 Me
Me is U
((Miss U))

5*.::. ]| I am in Love.....! |[ .::.

L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....

6*.Meaning of Friendship:
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
7*.SEVEN WONDERS OF FALLING IN LOVE: (1)MEETING SOMEONE. (2)GETTING TO
KNOW THAT SOMEONE.3.UNDERSTANDING THE PERSON .(4)ACCEPTING. (5)LOVING
(6)LETTING GO WHEN YOU HAVE TO.7.REMEMBERING WHEN ITS GONE

8*. U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.

When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge…I m sure going to miss u! ;)

9*. Think big, think smart,

think positive,
think beautiful,
think great,
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...
just think about ME!

10*. IF PeoPle Sy U R Crazy, B patient,U r monkey , relax , U r Stupid,Be cool, But If

thay say U R smart, “THAPPAR LAGA K KEHNA BATAMEEZ MAZAK Ke BHI AIK HAD
HOTI HAI”
Ilyas Lahore 03214775029…..
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11*.ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
But in stupidity
u have no comparison

12*.A smile is a sign of joy

A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me ...
Well that’s a sign of ur Good Taste!! :)

13*I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack

14*.Friendship is like a glass

handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!

15*.When Nights are long & Friends are few,

I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

16*.Smile a while and while you smile,

smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE

17*.A good Friend is like a computer

he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

18*.Mountain can fly, river can dry

you can forget me but never can I,

19*.You must be a good runner because you are

always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and
i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

20*.Good Person : Its YOU

Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME
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21*.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
22*.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select
some one who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

23*. A friend is sweet when it is new...

it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."

24*. I saw u on road today.

U were lukin so fine,
ur face so divine,
ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song:
Who Let The Dog Out!(apni mazaak hai yaar ;)

25*. Good FRIENDS are hard to find,

harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

26*.When it hurts to look back,

and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

27*.When u feel sad....

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
28*.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is
good.

29*. Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

30*. Life Style

January………ROSE

February………PROPOSE
March………GIFT
April………LIFT
May………CHATTING
June………DATING
July………MISS U
August………KISS U
September………Anger

October………DANGER

November………LEFT
December………NEXT
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31*To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
(0300-9022110)
32*. Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can't go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses

33*. When ur life is in darkness pray to God

Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

34*. When thing go wrong, & when sadness fills ur heart, & when tears flow in ur eyes, just
let me know coz I want 2 b there 4 u, I'm selling tissues. Buy 1 Get 1 Free!!!
(+923009022110)

35*. Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If
there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

36*. She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touced me, she bit, sucked,
swalloed, when she was satisfied, she left, I was hurt... stupid Mosquito. (03009022110)

37*. Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day
with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just makes my day. I Love You. NESCAFE
:))

38*. Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up &
down gently .......... that's the right way of
washing the glass!!!!!(+923009022110)

39*. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!
(03009022110) OR (+923009022110)

40*. Two lovers plan a suicide.

Boy jumped first.
Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies
41*. Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it's really very very urgent, damn
serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

42*. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have
never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

43*. I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell
u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

44*. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r
spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

45*. L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent

MOON $miling 4 U*
Tree$ dancing 4 U*
$tanrs $inging 4 U*
$ky praying 4 U*

Cloud$ l%king 4 U*

& ME mi$$ing &

waiting 4 ur msg or call.

46*. Hi i am marrying next week

there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

47*. Dear Friend, When i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ? :P
48*. destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....

49*.Love is sweet poison:

Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

50*.Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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51*. All Flower don’t represent Love But Rose Did It
All Animals cannot speak but Parrot did it
All donkeys Cannot read But U did it

52*.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,

If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!

53*. IF PeoPle Sy U R Crazy, B patient,U r monkey , relax , U r Stupid,Be cool, But If

thay say U R smart, “THAPPAR LAGA K KEHNA BATAMEEZ MAZAK Ke BHI AIK HAD
HOTI HAI”
Ilyas Lahore 03214775029…..

54*. I Wish 4 u;
Gr8 start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No Stress 4 Wednesday
No Worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
Great Fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week
(0300-9022110)
55* This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy
cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

56* All Flower don’t represent Love But Rose Did It

All Animals cannot speak but Parrot did it
All donkeys Cannot read But U did it
Ha ha Ha
Ilyas Lahore …..0321-4775029

57*. Bird Miss u

Animals Miss U
Elephants Miss U
Monkies Miss U
Chimpanzees Miss U
So
PLZ plz PLZ
Go back 2 Zoo They ALL MISS U

Arshad Lahore 03004439380

58*. Have a heart that never hardens

have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

59*. If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake

if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

60* Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont
hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile otherwise Friendly Reply me. (+923009022110)
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61*.A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Zthe one who invented alphabets
was a genius, but he made a silly mistake by keeping " U " & " I " so far.

62* .i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey!
Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

63*.A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
64*. ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me)JKLM:Just keep loving
MeNOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.

65*.What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl

And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
Again..

66*.Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless
horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

67*.You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got
Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

68*.Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi
niklo ,jaldi karoo.

69*.What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u
have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

70*.Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur
mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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71*. God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but
yes, even God makes mistakes!

72*. I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh.
U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

73*. 3-2=1 Heart Praying 4 u

1+1=2 Eyes Looking 4 u
3+2=5 Senses missing u
4=3=7 Days in week I miss u
7+5=12 month asking GOD to take care u

74*. Wife Is just Like Shadow If you Follow her She will Fly From you .IF you Fly From
Her she will follow U.

75*.I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you
could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
76*.Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss
is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

77*. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed
with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

78*.I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was
supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

79*.To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of
____expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without
them.

80*. To handle yourself, use your head;

To handle others, use your heart.
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81*. GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOTIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY.....

82*.God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

83*.My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has
ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

84*.CONGRATS LUCKY WINNER!!!

U won 15 days & 14 nights stay at hotel saonam palace in Baghdad (Iraq), Enjoy free fire
works & Air shows provided be U.S Air Force..

85*.WITHOUT ur SMS Days R Like!

MOURNDAY
TEARSDAY
WASTEDAY
THIRSTDAY
FEARSDAY
SHATTERDAY,
SADDAY
So Send Me SMS EveryDAY 2 Keep ME Happy & Healthy…
By Dr.BINA 25/3/2006 O6/10 A.M

86* If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

87* I Could Forget A Face..

Forget A Home..
Forget A Place..
Forget A Name..
Forget A Game..
I Could Forget Myself..
But Forgetting U..
Forget It!!

88* Hey... Listen...

Two people were asking me ur Details Today.
I gave them ur address n cell no.
They will be visiting u soon.
Their names are Love & Happiness.

90* A sardar ji Pulled out 6 people from a burning house ………..

still he was in jailed…………why? Bcoz all the 6 were fire brigade staff.

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So MY Contact # < aims_2all@yahoo.com >27years old ,(1-10-1979) male <single>M.A
Pakistan-study .B.Ed (bachlor in Education ) .L.L.B
aimalkhan (+92 3 0 0 - 9 0 2 2 1 1 0 ) PAKISTAN

("A true friend is someone who reaches your hand and touches your heart..."Keep Smiling) …
>>>>The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss" Keep
Smiling

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1>.Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2>.Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and

"arranged marriage"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot
himself".

3>.When god opened the window of heaven he saw me and asked? What is ur wish 4
today?" I said: "Lord, Please take specially care of the person reading this message."
(+923009022110)

4>.If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days
take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending SMS, i'll kill you.
(+923009022110)

5>.MOBILES R IRRITATING,RINGS EVERY NOW AN THEN RECHARGING BATTERY

MESSAGES GET DELAYED BUT ONE THING I LUV ABT IT. that IT CONNECTS ME AND
YOU :) (+923009022110)

6>.A baby monkey asked his mother monkey, "why do v look so bad?". The mom monkey
said, " Thank God!! U r still better, just look at the person reading this SMS."
(+923009022110)

7>.Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Plesae don't
hurt my heart

8>.I AM IN HOSPITAL NOW.

AFTER 5 MINS, I WILL B TRANSFERED 2 A SYRGERY ROOM.
THE DOCTOR TOLD ME,
I WILL DIE IF I STOP
RECIEVING UR SMS. (+923009022110)

9>.| i-'''-i |
| ( - - ) |
| ( u ) |
==(,,,)==(,,,)==
Standing by my window waiting 4 ur message if u don't SMS I will jump from Ground Floor..

10>.Heart can only love 4a while,

u can put many relations in a file,
u can make a desert from the nile,
but u cant stop my smile
when i see ur name on my mobile!!!
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11>.Your network tariff has changed. call charges r now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper. CONGRATS u can make free calls.

12>.There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but
meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.

13>.Refresh UR Brain.
Press Down Button
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14>.Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"Student : A
cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?Student : Ladies first.

15>.People Live, People Die,

People Laugh, People cry,
Some give up, Some will try,
Some say Hi, Some say Bye,
Others may Forget u.
But...HOW CAN I?

16>. What is GIRL FRIEND:

Addition of Problem
Subtraction Of Money
Multiplication Of Enemy
Division of Friends SO Be careful

17>. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
18>.Every 1 wants 2b the sun that lights up ur life, but I'd rather b ur moon, so I can
shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun is not around!!!

19>.V like each other bcoz

U think I'm nice,
I think u r nice;
U think I'm cool,
I think u r cool,
U think I'm sweet,
I think u r sweet,
U think I'm smart,
I think u r Right.

20>. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger
has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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21>.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's
impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

22>.== == ==FRIENDSHIP == == ==
Knows no Season, Knows no Time,
It has a sole intention.
Of bringing people together..
To a time.. Called."FOREVER"

23>.Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds
me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

24>. God Picked Up a Flower and Dipped it in dew,

He Lovingly touched it which turn into U and then
HE Gifted to me and said this Friend is 4 u. Take. Care
Dr.Bina 1/4/06 1:37 P.M

25>. 1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME
dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL &
ME CHECKING U.

26>.U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so
caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
27>.Time and Distance r unimportant between friends, When a friend is in ur heart, they
remain there 4ever. I may be so busy, But I assure u r always in my Heart!!!

28>.Its hard to find Sum 1 whoz 99%Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% down 2 earth,
Dats Me , Wot a waste if u loode me.So betta keep in touch.

29>.We met , it was my chance, we met once against was my luck, v became friends, it was
my destiny, v r still friends its ur decision, we will always be friends, that's a promise.

30>.What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump
out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !
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31>.LIFE IS FOR LIVING,I LIVE 4 USONGS ARE 4 SINGING,I SING 4 U FRIENDS R
FOR CARING, I CARE 4 UANGELS R 4 KEEPING CAN I KEEP U.
(+923009022110)

32>.To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of
___expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without
them.

33>.Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof,
roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop
barking.

34>.IF U ASK ME HOW LONG I WILL BE UR FRIEND,MY ANSWER WOULD BE DON'T

KNOWCOS I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHICH 1 IS LONGER-- FOREVER OR ALWAYS.

35>.Introduction is possible anytime ,

Love is possible sometime.
Marriage is possible one time ,
but a sweet friend like u is possible once in a lifetime.

36>.Friendship is a promise made in the heart...Silent , Unwritten.,..Unbreakable by

distance...Unchangeable by time...

37>.A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the
father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

38>.It must have been a very rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't rain, it was the
sky who was crying bcoz it lost its most beautiful star and that was you.

39>. If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a
genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
40>.It’s not an achievement to make 100 Friends in a Year, but an achievement is to make
a FRIEND for 100 years, n I know I've made ONE, that U. (03009022110)
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41>.GATES OF MEMORIES, NEVER CLOSEHOW I REMEMBER U, NO 1 KNOWS.DAYS

WILL PASS N BECOMES YEARSILL REMEMBER U IN MY SILENT TEARS

42>.LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK; EACH DAY A NEW PAGEWITH ADVENTURES 2

EXPERIENCE,LESSON 2 LEARN,AND GOOD DEEDS 2 REPLICATE

43>.Sign post outside college DRIVE CAREFULLY;DONT KILL THE STUDENT,LEAVE IT TO

THE LECTURES

44>.A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good
Morning, Have a Nice Day.

45>.Positive thinking is like this. A little bird in the sky, U look up n it shits in ur eye & u
dont cry. U just thank GOD that Cows dont fly.
(0300-9022110)

46>.GALILEO: Great Mind.

EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.
NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind.
BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind.
ME : Master Mind.
YOU : Never Mind.

48>.What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and
is responsible for making love? It's.............................................HEART.

49>.When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about
you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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50>. Vacancy:
Post : True Friend.
Eligibility : Loving & Caring.
Duty : To Love
Experience : Not Required
Salary : Never Ending Love.
Joining : Immediately
R U INTRESTED ???

51>. The beautiful word is ALLAH,

Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN

52>. who is friend?

F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!

53>.When I C the moon I C U ,

When I C the stars I C U,
when I C the Sea I C U,
get out of the way you are blocking my view.

54>.Take My Eyes but let me c u.

Take my mind but let me think about u.
Take my hand but let me touch u.
But if u want to take my heart, its already with U.

55>.Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one ..

it will never be Complete again.
Just want you to know you are one of the pieces,
I cant afford to lose.

56>.My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10%
Senti and 90% Mental).

57>. Every body wants :

Someone Special,
Someone Nice,
Someone Loving,
Someone honest,
Someone Cute,
Someone attractive,
WHY EVERBODY Wants ME yaar!!
Dr.Bina 5/04/06 9:25P.M

58>.People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will Try..
Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye.. Others mayforget U but... Never Shall I ;;)

59>. Good News 4 u! Rent free,accomdation (khana,Peena,Sona,Rehna....Everything is

free)For more details...Just dial EDHI CENTER

60>.C the sky, U will C God's grace ;

C the rain, U will dance once again;
C the moon ,U will C the depth of the lake;
C the mirror, U will see God's greatest asset.
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61>.When U are feeling stressed & about to breakdown - my friend, just remember
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards. It's a piece of cake!!!

62>. King like money, bee like honey, but I like u..don't get excited..i like monkey to.

63>. Softly the leaves of memories and all slowly I'll pick and gather them all coz 2 day,
2morrow & till my life is thru, I'll always cherish having a FRIEND LIKE U!!!!

64>.I ask God 2 make U happy,make U smile,

Guide u safely through every mile,
Grant u wealth,Give u health,
And most of all give u strong memory so u don't 4get me.

65>. When u feel HAPPY press O3OO, feel LONELY press 9O, MISS me press 22, want a
SMILE press 11, need FRIEND press O, press them all together & u can hear me..

66>.Dreams visit us when we are asleep - but God is truly wise.He wakes us each day &
gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.

67>.A friend is a gift, a gift to share.

A gift from a package marked handle with care.
I want u to know that u are one of the best gifts I received. Take Care.

68>.Night has ended 4 another day,

morning has come in a special way.
May u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day

69>. *F.R.I.E.N.D*
F—Field of Love
R—Root of Joy
I---Island of Good
E----End of Sorrow
N—Name of Hope
D---Door of Understanding
F*R*I*E*N*D*s
Dr .Bina Karachi 03/4/06 Time10:32A.M

70>. Wats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lots of times. Every time I dial ur no. the
operator says-The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Pls call the zoo 4 details
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71>.In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I
think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry.

72> Heart can Skip beat for a while...

Memories can be kept in d file...
A desert can be replaced by Nile.
But nothing can stop a smile,
when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

73>.1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13 th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

74>. Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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75>. In times of difficulties, don't ever say" God I have a big problem" but instead "hey
problem I have a big god" and every thing will be ok." God Bless you".

76>.7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
77>.A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That's why it's so special!

78>.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a
hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

79>.Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur
mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

80> Gud Looks catch eye and gud personality catches a heart. U R blessed with both..
Flattered ??? Don't be. It was sent 2 me and I just wanted 2 read it.
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81> I HV A CONFESSION 2 MAKE! EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN U, ITS KIND A HARD 4
ME 2 4GET U. EVERY NITE U APPEAR IN MY DREAM & I FIND MYSELF SHOUTING
BHOOT BHOOT ....!

82> Who says ENGLISH is Difficult. Just fill This Blank with YES or No,
…………….I Don’t have aney Mind !!!!!

BY sadia shafiq08/04/2006 11:02 P.M

83> This is a message

from a
friend
to a
friend
for a
friend
to be a
friend
so that a
friend
remains a
friend
of a
friend
who is a
* friend Forever * !

84>. A DOCTOR can save my lyf A LAWYER can defend my lyf A SOLDIER can giv me a
peaceful lyf but only a Friend like u can giv me true life.

85> Life is 4 livin, I Live 4 U.

Songs r 4 singin, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 carin, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keepin, Can I keep U...?

86 > 7 rules to be happy...

1>never hate
2>dont't worry
3>live simple
4>expect a little
5>give a lot
6>akways smile
7>have a friend like me.....

87> DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

JUST TP.
Check out Some Realites of Life.
"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"

88> Post vacant 4………A sincere, wise & real friend……no experience required………1 more post
available 4 gf………A cute, charming, modest & sincere& loyal. Innocent is must …No EXP
Required. So hurry-up submit ur form.Today is the Last day 4 subbmission of application
form.U can submit on line now By SMS to me……

89>A Picture of American Society …………A women came to her Husband In hurry & said ……
GET UP DARLING, urs Kids & my Kids are Bearting our Kids
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1*>.A good message 4 a good Person from a good person 4 a good reason at a good time on
a good day in a good month ,have a good day . Now, Good Morning, My cute friend.
BY Dr.Bina 25/03/06 6:03 A.M

2*>.Laugh like u've never cried, play like u've never lost,
Love like u've never hurt, and live like there is no tomorrow.
Have a "Bindas Day" every day!!!! (Tension free!!)

3*>.Negative thinking is the cause of physical and mental disorders but changing ourselves
to think positive will change whole world for us (Gud Morning)

4*>. Hot Coffee!!

|
cl " " " l Specially
t_ _ _ j 4 u. I mixed it with 1 tbsp of luck 2 tbsp of hope 3 tbsp of smiles it'll make ur
day happy-Gud Morning!!!

5*>. Please open yours EYES ! so the SUN can Rise, Flower Can Blossom ,Birds Can Sing,
Becz All are waiting to See ur beautiful Smile in u.GOOD MORNING B HAPPY.
Dr Bina 28/3/06 05:09A.M

6*>.I wish u 10 ROSES

One 4 TRUST
One 4 FRIENDSHIP
One 4 LOVE
One 4 CARE
One 4 HEALTH
One 4 WEALTH
One 4 SUCCESS
One 4 HONOUR
One 4 HONESTY &
One 4 A LONG HAPPY LIFE !
Takecare always GOOD MORNING
Dr. Bina 20/3/06 1:19P.M

7*>. A true & caring frnd dosnt hav 2 speak aloud.

A soft whisper is just enuf,bcoz its nt the mouth tht speaks,
bt it is the heart tht feels. Take care & Good morning!

8*>. GoodMorninG i mean GoodEveninG i mean GoodNight mmm.. i think..time is

not important i Just.want 2 Say that i rememberd u.

9*>. No1 cn go back & make a new beginnin,bt any1 cn start frm nw & make
a happy endin! hope u'll hv a day dat starts right&ends happy.Gud
Mornin

10*>One best book is equal to hundred good friends...BUT,One good friend (like u) is equal
to
a library..! GOOD MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY

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I=inside
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Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
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21) A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.
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22) An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.you name pls. " abdul aziz "sex? " six
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23) what makes a happy man? daughter on the cover of cosmo. son on the cover of sports
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"

24) teacher: what do you want to become?

li'l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why? lj:
bcoz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it.

25) Woman complaining to dentist it ' s so painful; I ' d rather have a baby than have a
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26) Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. Wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN,
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OPENED "

27) 75 year old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying.
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29) Mobile is the only thing that a man proudly says - Mine is smaller than yours!

30) A woman worries about The future until She get a husband .A man never worried about
the future until he get a wife.

31) SMS Means:

S - Sexually
M - Motile
S - Stage
so keep messaging me when you at puberty.

32) Lovers send SMS when they are in a Sexually Motile Stage.
so keep messaging me when you are in toilet. my dear lover.

33)Newtans Law of LOVE,

Love neither can B created nor B destroyed,
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back home N saw his hip, in mirror N said
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36) Sachin Married with an Old women , Kumlay Married a widow

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)16/7/2005

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44) Govt Warning : Kising Females sex organ is dangerious 2 ur health Becz its 5% Urine , 3
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45) A boy Asked a girl whats between ur legs.She said : “LAKEER”.

Then girl asked the Boy whats is between ur legs.
He said: “LAKEER KA FAKEER”
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46) When U see 2 balls B/w ur legs, It means that u r strong a gentle man. &if u C 4 balls
between ur legs don’t get Surprise .It means someone is fucking U.

47) How does a cricket commentator describe a naked women? NO NO Cover No Extra
Cover NO SLIP, 2 SILLY Points Two Fine Legs & a deep gully , Little grass on the Pitch

48) In the Beginning it is 7 times a day then 7 times a week then tri a week & then try a
week
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) 22: 4 :2005

49) He : pora ander Gaya?

She : YES
He : dard Howa ?
She : Haan
He : ab Fit hai
She : Perfect
He : R U comfortable
She : Zabardast
He : array Madam ko Sandle pack kar K doo

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Girl : Larka to teek Hay But mota hai………
Mom : T.V Chahay 14" Ka ho Ya 29" Ka REMOTE 6" Ka he hota hai

51)Judge TO Sardar : why do U want a diverce?

Sardar: she doesn’t satisfied me in bed.
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&wait until 31/12/2006 .SO that
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1. I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

2.Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex, love is respect and trust, accepting
3.Everyone needs to be loved...especially when they do not deserve it.

4.Why do v close our eyes wen v pray

wen v cry,wen v kiss,wen v dream,
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5.They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds,
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6.If u touch &do not feel then its a desire, if u do not touch & u do not feel the its
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9.Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen,but for ME ,
I need you!!

10.I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

11. Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

12. For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love,
Somebody

13.. Love is always bestowed as a gift -- freely, willingly, and without expectation.... We
don't love to be loved; we love to love. (~ Leo Buscaglia)

14. Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith.
(Adel Bestavr)

15. GOD MADE MEN BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE A ROUGH SKETCH
BEFORE CREATING THE ORIGINAL MASTER-PIECE,,,,, : o ) "

16. The truth is that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not
important-what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we
are permitted of eternity. ( Helen Hayes)

17. If you love someone, put their name in a circle,

instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

18. Troubles are like as air, Luv as air, Luv as deep as ocean, friend as solid as diamonds,
& success as bright as gold, These r Wishes 4 U, This day and Every Day..
:
19. Someone may b in ur mind, Someone may B in ur heart, someone may b in yr life. But I
am ur someone when no on is with u.PROMISE...

20. You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like
you...****and that's the reason why I love you!

21.Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget

22. Some People come into Our lives & quickly go.Some stay For a while & Leave Foot prints
On our Hearts & we are Never ever The same.

23) Sumday ul forget me... My name, my voice, and who i am to you. But even if you forget
me, just want u to know that i will never forget how much you mean to me.

24) i never regret d chance i gave myself 2 kwn you. Coz now u're a part of me dat i'l
chersh til d end. im happy having knwn you, hope you fell d same way 2, (",)

25) ThRee seConDs t0 say i LoVe yoU...

3 hours to explain it...
aNd a LiFeTiMe 2 prove iT.

26) Wen u find luv...

Treasure it...
Take care of it...
B true 2 it...
Make gud use of it...
Bcoz luv comes unseen...
U can only c it...
wen it's gone.

27) When i say i love you, i mean i love you as you are i have no expectations, no selfish
motives, no other desires than to let you know i
really love you.

28) Can i say i love you today? if not, can i ask you again tomorrow? And the day after
that? Because I’ll be loving you every single day of my life.

29) I love you

till the day I die,
I love you
till I break down and cry.
I love you
and I’ll make you see
that none will ever love you
more than ME.

30) if u hesit8 whn i hold ur hand, ill let u go. if u run away whn i giv u a kiss, il let u go.
But once u let me giv u a hug, just once... il never let you go.

31) knowing u has always been a mystery.

i cudnt evn undrstand how we evr bcame friends.
But watevrd rison may b im thankful
coz somehow u made me hapPy...

32) When people see me texting they think i'm addicted to this texting thing. They're
wrong because they don't know is that it's YoU i'm addicted to.

33) Never waste an opportunity to say "i love you" to someone you really love cause it's not
everyday you meet a person who has the magic to let you fall in love.

34) Love is like air. you'll never know it's there until you feel it and
you'll never know it's gone until you need it.

35) wn i tel u here i am, wn i tel u i cre, i do..wn i teL u iL nver Leave
u, i wont. iL b here. i wont Leave u, & iL nver get tired of bein here 4u.

36) To live this Life , i need heartbeat,,,

To have a heartbeat, i need a Heart,,,
To have a Heart, i need Happiness,,,
To have a Happiness, i need you..!!

37) y do we close our eyes wen we dream?..

dts bcoz d most btiful thngs n lyf s unseen..
so ask me...y cnt i see u ryt nw?

38) I love my eyes when you look into them, i love my name when you say it, I love my
heart when u love it, and i love my life when you are a part of it.

39) Saying i luv u is important, but not enuf. Love is a verb, an action word. Sumtyms
passive because it happens to us but also active because we choose to do it.

40) To love is to risk.. sOmEtiMes we get .wt we dont xpect.. bt dats juz how it is to
love..we simply have to give..not knowing what to take...

41) i wndr y d strs stl shyn evn f im sad.

i wndr y d birds stl fly evn f i cry.
i wndr y d sun stl smyls evn f im blu.
myb bcz d wrld's telin me i stl hv u.

42) Do you ever recall d day we 1st met? our 1st helo? d day we bcame lovers? wel i do.i
will alwys rmembr..4dat day,i knw ud b d bst gift il b keeping 4ever. =)

43) Love is something special; a treasure I want to find...

to others, love is blind. But for me, its not true,
coz when i fell in love...i saw you...

44) "It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

45) I luv ur eyes, i luv ur smile, I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. wat can i say, ur 1 of
a kind and 24/7 ur on my mind!

46), you can fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is to
fall in love with me.

47), Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in
txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?

48), I love you more today than i did yesterday, but not as much as i will tomorrow

49), I love you, you love me, in my heart you'll alwayz be, here or there, near or far my
love will be wherever you are!

50), Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason Why I love
you. I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

51), On a silent nite when friends r few, i close my eyes n think of u, a silent nite, a silent
tear, a silent wish u were here!

52), If i cud be anything i wud b ur tears!So that i cud b born in ur eyes,live down ur
cheeks and die on ur lips,

53), i wrote ur name in the sand but it got washed away,i wrote ur name in da sky but it
got blown away, i wrote ur name in my heart where it will stay
54), One day you will ask me what is more important to me you or my life i will say my life
and you will walk out and leave me not even realising that YOU ARE MY LIFE!!!

55)TITANIC :
----------“”””””:::::?????>>><<<<< Althoug it was a big Ship but it Sunk , So the best
SHIP is Still .i.e Friendship

56), If I had letters "hrt" I can add "ea" and get heart, If I add u then Id "hurt" but I
rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.