1 Hey, bird. 2 Yes, cat? 3 Come closer, bird. 4 Not a chance, cat. 5 Please, pretty? 6 Go away.

7 You look so tasty. 8 You look so fat. 9 Ill have a bite? 10 Of what, cat? 11 Of dinner. 12 Of me, right? 13 Right on, bird. 14 No thanks, fat cat. 15 Im not that fat. 16 Pretty fat. 17 Youre old. 18 And sick. 19 Even better. 20 Got germs. 21 Deaths close. 22 Not here. 23 Pretty near. 24 For who? 25 For you. 26 You? 27 Old bird. 28 Fat cat. 29 Pretty bird. 30 Go away. 31 No. 32 Why? 33 Hungry. 34 So? 35 Dinnertime. 36 No.

37 What do you have to live for, birdy? Youre old and dying and cant fly to save your life from me. Id just help along the process and lessen the suffering. End on a high note. 38 No way, fat cat. Go find dinner from something with less will to live. Im not going to hand myself over on a platter just because my wings wont work. Thatd be suicide, cat - suicide. 39 Id make it painless 40 Never trust a cat with claws. 41 Itd be over before you realize. 42 Over, defeat, done. Youd have won. 43 Oh, I can win, just reach 44 You wouldnt, you cheat 45 Cant fly away from me! 46 My family. 47 Theyre gone. 48 But Im -49 Dinner. 50 Still alive.