Mrs Eva Anna Paula Hitler Dear Diary, Only a few knew of my existence The most successful guarded

secrets of Nazi Germany, I was just a side on the plate, a perfect harmony, Who could ever marry a monster theyd say I dont believe it I think Hitlers gay theyd reply No Way Ive always wanted to tell people I was his girl The one who gave Hitler her precious pearl 16, candles I blew every year, On the 17th I he brought me a beer,

I had stayed after closing time to straighten up several things Then the boss came in with small greetings
Mr. Wolff, this is our little Miss Eva Doesnt she look like a diva? From the moment he walked into the shop I knew I was in love For his Wolf eyes were dangerous yet dauntless, I knew I could not look away It was hard to run away.

Since that day he sent me a letter a day, Love lasts long and is lengthy and lovable, Hed write in each one, how very lyrical. When I told my friends about Adolf They began to mock, does he play golf No, I said hes actually a gentleman of a certain age with a funny moustache, that just made them laugh even more. But I didnt care, I wasnt his whore. I remember a time when he said to a friend one day I shall give up the leadership of the Reich. I shall cease to be the Fuhrer and retire to Linz to a house that can be managed by a small staff. Then I will marry Fraulein Braun. I was into athletics, he didnt mind, I love dogs; he thought I was kind, When we played scrabble he always won, I thought he was better than the ton, He said I was the only girl for him one night And then he switched off the light, I followed Hitler to the Mountains I stood there when he admired the fountains When we married he kept me in the dark, I never saw him much, never received a single touch At meal times I was alone, but I would never moan At nights end I began to accept I was nothing more than Hitlers secret

When people came round Hed tell me to turn around Eva zu der Studie gehen Whrend ich rede mit meinem Kumpe At night as he slept I watched him so very carefully, I could put a pillow over his head Then say I found him on the bed The swine, that wouldnt work But one day, one day my sweet wulf will suffer Suffer the way I am, he will lose everything That is my greatest wish, but for now I will wait, Till the day karma hits him hard. Eva