Mitt Romney is the shit!

Mitt Romney wants to preserve jobs all over the world; outsourcing our jobs to foreign countries. His views on marriage are even better. He believes that marriage should be between one man and one woman. Which is better than his grandfather, who believed that it should be between one man and five woman. Seriously, Romney won Iowa. Romney is like a pancake and an omlette, you have to flip and flop them when you fry them! But most of all, Romney is Mr. 1% and 99% superficial. A great vice president for him would be Mrs. Palin.