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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?

When MOST PEOPLE see a Porsche on the street, MOST PEOPLE think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when MOST PEOPLE see a pile of dead babies on the street MOST PEOPLE scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" MOST PEOPLE then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. MOST PEOPLE sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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