Albert Lam P.

A Day in the Life of Engrish i woke up late, my stomachs grumbling why not go down for a quick breakfast? i sat down, glanced at the menu: cruel fruit juice no thank you! but wait, theres something more dont like juice? have some chicken: it certainly is the best in the game chicken without sexwhat a glorious name! best thing to do today? go to zoo lets say the rst sign which came into my eye: dont irt monkeys by feeding them well, sincerely i wouldnt mind having a girlfriend whod like some bananas... okay, enough imagination: i turn left and see a wild ass house too bad it turned out to be a donkey and not megan fox. enough of this chaos! im going to the mall only to be greeted by smiling salesmen trying so hard to make me buy that Abibas t-shirt or a pair of Nuke running shoes when i feel the need to take a leak i just go straight to the room labeled men that are male well of course i have never forgotten to ush the toilet to push a button phew, thats a long day i get back home to brush my teeth and theres always a tube of toothpaste waiting for me going by the name of Oral-Me.