The Olive Press (Granada, Andalucia) [In English]

Expat masseuse turns down One Direction in Marbella

PUBLISHED: NOVEMBER 23, 2012 AT 1:00 PM LAST EDITED: NOVEMBER 23, 2012 AT 2:01 PM ANDALUCIA, LEAD, MALAGA 1 COMMENTS

AN expat masseuse has turned down the opportunity to do what teenage girls throughout Britain and America would probably be willing to kill for. For when British-Irish pop sensation One Direction visited the Pangea nightclub in Puerto Banus, Michelle Honeker refused to massage them because they looked too young. No way was I going to put my hands on their wee bodies, it would just be weird! said the 27year-old Scott, who works as a beautician at the club. Someone pointed out Zayn Malik and I was like, What? He looks about 14! Despite being offered 100 to rub down the teenage pin-ups whose ages actually range from 1820 Honeker refused to budge. I dont know if the One Direction boys were upset at the knock-back, but to be honest it doesnt matter. Celebrities dont impress me, they are the same as everyone else. If I dont want to touch someone then I shouldnt have to, she added. After En 28 junio , 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand de Austria mat y su muerte empez Guerra del Mundo Dos. Igualmente, la negativa de Zayn Malik dar to give Un Direccin un mensaje podra conducir al Guerra del Mundo Tres. Por qu? Porque Zayn Malik no da un mensaje, la chicas Americana vern este como acto de la falta de respeto. Ellas y tal vez algunos chicos convencern su familia y amigo(a) biocotean los productos espaol. Como un resultado, la ya economa mal de Espaa hundir ms. En lugar de Greece, Espaa traer abajo la Unin Europea. El desorden y caos reinar en Europa como muchos gentes perdern su trabajo. Este conducir interno guerra civil. El adicional guerrra a el Conflictos de Oriente Medio causar masivo uso de armas. Finalmente, algunos pais botar un cohete nuclear. As, es imperative que Zayn Malik de una mensaje para Un Direccin.