i was barely sitting down whn i hear a voice from da other tiolet saying: hi ,how are you?

i'm not da typ to start a conversation in rest room but i don't knw wht got into me,so i answered,some wht embarrased, DOIN' JST FINE! And da other persn says: SO WHT ARE U UP TO Wht kind of queston is dat ? at tht point,i'm tnking this too bizarre so i say; Uhhh,I'M LIKE YOU,JST TRAVELLING!' at this point i am jst trying to get out as fast as i can whn i hear another question. CAN I COME OVER?' oky ,this question is jst too weird for me but i figured i could jst be polite and end da conversaton.i tell then NO ...I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW!!!' THENI HEAR THE PERSON SAYS NERVOUSLY........ listen ,i 'll have to call you back,there's an idiot in da other toilet who keeps answering all my questions.'

MOBILE PHONES..........DONT SAY YOU JST LOVE THEM

How much would you owe if these were crimes? Dated my friend s ex P 50 Dated someone way younger P100 Blamed someone for something you know you did P50 Had sex in a car P50 ... Masturbation P100 Cheated. On my partner with more than 2 people 150 SNuck out of the house to go partying P50 Flirted with an older person P50 UNdressed someone with your imagination P100

Kissed a frend s partner P100 Now comment with your total

U knw ur black when:.. 1. u re-use Rama containers as tupperware!.... 2. if u keep da same toothbrush for well over 6mnts..... 3.when u have those fancy plates that u keep in the "room divider" that will never come out even if Jesus might come down!.... 4. when u re-use ur washing towel as a "scroblap".... 5. when u re-use an orange sack as a back scrub!.... 6. when u re-use ur old pantyhose as a "doek" for ur hair!.... 7. u knw ur black when u have 2ltrebottles laying on the grass! To chase away dogsdat shit on yo grass.... 8. When u call allcoldrinks 'coke' 9. When u call all toothpaste 'colgate'.... 10. When u call all plastics bags 'checkers'.... Lol..we're the best race ever!! pass this on if your a proudly darkie...