13 MINIMALIST STORIES

BY COLIN L DEAN

13 MINIMALIST STORIES
BY COLIN L DEAN
GAMAHUCHER PRESS GEELONG WEST VICTORIA AUSTRALIA 2007

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SALLY SHOUTS MOMMY I AM DROWNING TOMMY SHOUTS MOMMY I AM ON FIRE

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VLAD THE PEDOPHILE AXE MURDERER ANALISER TORTURER AND DISMEMBERER OF 25 PRE-SCHOOL CHILDREN THE ONLY MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO BUILD A MACHINE TO NEUTRALIZE AN ENEMIES DEFENSE SYSTEMS BOMBS VEHICLES AIRCRAFT SHIPS TO PUT OUT OF ACTION SO THAT NOTHING WORKS WITH JUST THE SWITCH OF A SWITCH THE ENTIRE MILITARY OF AN ENEMY WAS TODAY PARDONED BY THE STATE OF HIS CRIME

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DADDY SAYS SALLY YOU MUST ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH SALLY SAYS BUT DADDY YOU JUST LIED ON YOUR TAX RETURN

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GIRLFRIEND THE ABSOLUTE PACIFIST SAYS BOYFRIEND I AM MORALLY OPPOSED TO KILLING EVEN IN SELF-DEFENSE I DO WHAT I THINK IS RIGHT AS I BELIEVE EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW THEIR CONSCIENCE BOYFRIEND SAYS MY CONSCIENCE SAYS I MUST FIGHT IN THIS WAR ANNE SHOULD I

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GIRLFRIEND SAYS OH PAUL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I NEVER WANT TO BE WITHOUT YOU I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER BOYFRIEND JANE I AM FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND

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WIFE SAYS OH TED I WILL ALWAYS WANT TO BE MARRIED TO YOU NO MATTER WHAT- FOR THE WORST AND THE BEST HUSBAND OH CATHY I HAVE JUST BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA YOU SCHEMING EVIL BITCH

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RICHARD SAYS IT IS MORALLY WRONG ADAM SAYS BUT IT IS ILLEGAL NOT TO DO IT WHAT WILL YOU DO

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SOCIALIST SAYS I LOVE HUMANITY CAPITALIST SAYS BUT YOU BUTCHERED 1000000S IN THE PURGE CAPITALIST SAYS I AM FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE INDIVIDUAL SOCIALIST SAYS BUT YOU ARE STARVING 1000000S IN AFRICA

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CHRISTIAN SAYS I LOVE MY NEIGHBOR AS MY SELF BUDDHIST SAYS WOULD YOU SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO SAVE THE SOUL OF YOUR NEIGHBOR

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SUPERINTENDENT JAMES OF THE DRUG SQUAD WHILE GETTING HIS DAUGHTERS SOCKS FROM HER DRAW FINDS SCALES AND 2 KILOS OF HEROIN

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I LOVE MY MOTHER MY FATHER MY BROTHER MY SISTER MY BOYFRIEND AND MY FRIEND BUT MY MOTHER FATHER BROTHER SISTER BOYFRIEND AND FRIEND HATE EACH OTHER AND DONT WANT ME TO SEE EACH OF THEM

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A PEREGRINATING PREVARICATOR PONTIFICATING PROVISIONAL EXPEDIENCIES TO SAVE HIS LIFE HAD TO AMELIORATE THE OBFUSCATIONS OF MORAL DOGMA BETWEEN IMAM MUHAMMAD AL HANIFAH THE DISCIPLE OF THE PROPHET LEADER OF THE FAITHFUL APODICTIC PILLAR OF THE ASH- SHARIAH A OF AL ISLAM AND RABBI MOSES BEN YOSHI THE SAGACIOUS PERSPICUOUS EXPLICATOR FOR PIOUS OF THE HALAKHAH AND CUSTODIAN FOR THE SANCTIMONIOUS OF THE MISHNAH OF JUDAISM

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JOHN LETS BE FRIENDS I LOVE YOU BUT I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU PAM NO I LOVE YOU BUT DONT LIKE YOU

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