What is the most spontaneous thing you've done lately and/or plan to do for 2013 ?

What was the funniest prank you ever played on someone? What was the funniest prank someone ever played on you? If you could switch places with any staff of Citizens Bank (personality-wise), w ho would it be and why? What are some of the craziest and funniest pick up lines you ever heard? Were an y of them ever used on you or by you? If you could invent anything, what would it be and why? If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it? What would be that one thing you wouldn't be caught dead doing? How would you describe a perfect man or woman?