A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

Local paper read: 'KING's ASS WON' The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN" The king fainted.... Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$. Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10" The queen fainted... The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungl e. The Next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD" The king died... !! Thats Media After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K". "What does that mean?" she asked. "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot" he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, "What about I-J-K?" He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!" .. Men will be men Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train. Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top m ost berth in the train compartment. The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned they found t hat a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth. Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice i f Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English. So Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child." Dangerous Dosti: Mai Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?" Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar tha." Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya. 4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha." 2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."

3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, Phone du Kya?" 1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua"! PITWA DIYA SALO NE!