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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking,

he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES )

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA )

designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )

tennis shoes (MADE IN VIETNAM).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

Electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )

Calculator (MADE IN MEXICO )

Watch (MADE IN TAIWAN )

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

GAS (from Saudi Arabia )

Car (MADE IN GERMANY )

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And now hes hoping he can get help from his President

(MADE IN KENYA )